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Date Posted: Thursday, September 29, 04:03:00pm
Author: serengety
Subject: Inserting some levity

Hi. Haven't posted here for a while due to not being able to get on line for a bit and I am really sorry to hear that some of our group have had such problems during the 'canes. I am hoping this post can lend at least a small amount of cheer into someones day.

Do you guys remember a while back when I said that in Minnesotta there is this whole seperate catagory of jokes called "Sven, Ole, and Lena jokes"? Well my friend in MN just sent me another one.
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Three groaners in one!

These are so stupid they are funny!
>
>
> OLE, SVEN, KNUT & LARS
>
> Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Grand Marais. They head to
> the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner comes
> over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere
> little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.
>
> The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the
> birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top
> of the big cliffs by the Lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the
> 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand place."
>
> He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and
> jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the
> bottom, killing himself stone dead.
>
> Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and
> says: "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."
>
> BUT WAIT! There's MORE! PART TWO:
>
> Moments later Knut arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet
> shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper
> bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
>
> "Hej, Ole. Watch dis," Knut says.
>
> He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the
> cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knut takes the gun and shoots
> the parrot. Knut continues to plummet down and down until he hits the
> bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
>
> Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
> either."
>
> BUT WAIT! There's MORE! PART THREE:
>
> Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
> appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag
> out of which he pulls a chicken.
>
> Lars grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and hurls
> himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a
> rock and breaks his spine.
>
> Once more Ole shakes his head -
> "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knut parrotshooting
> and now Lars is hengliding.....
>

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