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Date Posted: Monday, April 25, 12:02:12am
Author: Sher
Subject: *Girls From Arizona*

I live in the great state of Arizona and thought this was funny! Hope it makes you laugh like it did me...... Anyone else have a good one to share too? Can always use a good laugh!!! hehe


Three recently married men were sitting together
bragging about how they had given their new wives a
list of duties around the house.

The first man had married a woman from Iowa, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to be
responsible for all of the dishes and house cleaning
that needed done at their house. He said that it took
a couple days but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.

The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day was better. By the third
day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he
had a huge dinner on the table when he arrived home.

The third man had married a girl from Arizona. He
boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
cleaned and folded, and hot meals on the table three
times a day. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but
by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough
to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
telephone a landscaper.

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