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Date Posted: 23:47:31 11/03/02 Sun
Author: adfads
Subject: daff

NOVEMBER 2002 GLUOODLE


Araninda:

Plans for the Weekend -- Araninda,
So, you got any plans for the weekend? Gee, it's a GOOD THING Mac didn't jump at that & go off with him. She might have gotten pregnant! What a missed shipper opportunity! Man, if he would have said that to me, I'd have melted and said "anything you want."!

So, Sturgis charged Harm & Mac with "inappropriate contact". LOLOL! I never thought I’d hear that phrase applied to them!!! I’d LOVE to see some inappropriate contact between them! Harm should have thrown Mac over the Admiral’s desk & showed them some wildly inappropriate contact – hey, if you are going to be charged, you might as well go all the way and enjoy it! Araninda


CaveWoman:

Oh the HORROR - how could you think such a thing?!?!?! -- CaveWoman - this has gone too far!,


Cecilia: (4 points)

I'll see your Harm's doodad and night of hot monkey sex, and raise you a weekend with Commander Harmo Erectus. – Ecec

The RDOL is still missing. Her unfinished thread still sits on the desk, yellowed and musty with age. A little bird alighted on it and sang its mournful, sweet song, hinting of lost loves and regret. Then it left its tiny droppings and flew away again to a place far away. Meanwhile. BOBshops across the land drew down their blinds, and closed their doors. And the file on the missing judi, grew cold, the mystery still unsolved. -- The voice of a lone Harmyboarder still wondering what happened after that last "ay....." CECE

I agree with point #1. The shocked look on all their faces, H/M/S/M, made it seem as if all of them were getting regular booty 3 times a night....LOL. HELLO! Harm! Have you looked in a mirror lately and wondered why you haven't had sex in ..like...FOREVER!!.. Yes Araninda...that was an intriguing line...sighhh. -- Cece...just wishing Harm would let desire take over from logic.

And will Mac be jealous when Harm shows his ring off to Sturgis? Will Sturgis gasp like Harriet did, and will Mac ask "He's not going to marry her is he?" Ooooh, I smell another Adrift on the way. Maybe called Miffed. -- Cece..yes ..a trifle juvenile. But just wait when she asks him to sign her year book..lol


CharS (4 points)

and that would be different than what??? Step up to the podium, here's your diploma--you are officially a graduate of the DPB school for INSANE! Please accept our gift of a monogramed straight jacket and a loop reel of all the Bud and Harriet scenes from Season 8!!! -- CharS--knowing full well I will get slaughtered for this but what the hell, you only live once!!! Now where's my bottle of Bailey's?? (in response to Lu’s .. and if they show a nekid Bud and Harriet foolin around after they have teased us for EIGHT YEARS w/ Harm and Mac.. I think I shall go insane)

Mac's hair--in the words of a friend of mine--U_G_L_Y !!!! Egads, someone chewed on her hair! -- CharS

ROTFLMAO!!! You dream about food???? -- CharS--I've had strange dreams but your's takes the cake (pancake!!), (in response to Spud dreaming about breakfast)

ROTFLMAO!!! Well, I guess you're officially welcomed ShirJo! Just watch out--Lu has two switches---off and OMG what the hell hit me! -- CharS--who has been hit and run over by Lu and lived to talk about it!, 21:00:08 10/20/02 Sun


Em-Jay

After aquiring a large crane to help up all the tarts stuck in the splits position, Em-Jay retreved the bus to chase after the nekkid commander and no longer MIA RDOL....... -- Sorry but you know how long that cross the pond flight takes!!! Em-Jay(RR thread)


Heather (4 points)

So CB is PG. After reading most of the posts (esp. Dancer's disappointment), I've tried to come to a reasonable conclusion. Not being a die-hard shipper (remember, I'm only a "Grudging Shipper By Default"), I don't have delusions of grandeur about the "baby promise", and the only "hot monkey" anything will be what Webb might be cooking over an open fire on some op in the Congo. Heather

I'll happily volunteer to chew on Harm for as long as he needs me to! -- Chief HO

Maybe that could be another award we could give here on the HB - DPB Lunacy Diplomas! Everyone graduates "Lawdy How Come?" -- Heather-O

"Click Here to kibbitz with the Jewish Moderator - IF you have the Chuztpah!" -- Chief HO,


Jody

OK... Harriet got a "hello kiss" from Harm, Mac kissed Bud AND Harriet, then Harm and Mac look at each other and say "Hey!"... WHAT???!! There's gotta be something to this Plexiglass conspiracy... – Jody


Judi

Welcome to all you newbies too. Where did y'all come from? Did someone post this URL on a bathroom wall somewhere? 'For a good time go to www.voy.com/56685/' Judi

Now, for my mysterious disappearance the other night. While I was answering the thread, all of a sudden I felt a large, gorgeous leg rub up against me. Needless to say, I forgot what I was typing and grabbed on to that leg. Wouldn't you? OMG, with my friend asleep and hubby in his office, well me and that leg and all that was attached to it had a great time. I will not tell y'all about it because I don't grab and tell. You see since I'm Harm's place holder, he wanted me to hold his (ahem) place. Judi

~~~~~BLUE RIBBON POST~~~~~~(given to the post that received the most GLA nominations)


A RDOL confession -- jud sigh,
I know a lot of you are going to be angry at me, but I had to do it. Let me explain:

A year ago when Harm returned from the non-talk with Mac, he came to see me. He said "RDOL, I don't know what to do! I just can't wait any longer." He looked so lost. He said that he was so frustrated that DB wouldn't let him have sex anymore. He's tried to reason with him, but nothing. Mac once tried to break through the plexiglass, but her knife was confiscated. They won't let him have sex with Mac and they won't give him a SO. He even tried to find that hot architect that kept calling, but they put her on another network.

He gets lots of invitations from some strange women. He said


"A woman named Michelle said she'd hump me til the cows come as long as I never said a word.

A Cec wanted to have a threesome with me and someone named BOB. I haven't been that kinky since the academy.

A woman who said she was the sane one lu wanted me to stand naked on a pedestal and rotate.

A Crossy with a baseball cap, bat and a smile wanted to go all the way home with me, but just then a Sarahsue from Minnesota came and attacked Crossy and all the players from both sides joined in the donnybrook.

A Shell wanted me in only boxers, Trish wanted me butt nekkid, CindyB wanted to measure my leg, Manette had these meat trays?, Lauri wanted me in a flightsuit so she can zip me out, Mag just wanted me but then Matou came along and you don't want to know what happened then. Dancer wanted a romantic dinner in 1000 words or more and Chief HO wants to gaze into my eyes as she undresses me. Lee wanted to analyze me, Brigitte wanted to make blue movies, Char wanted to nurse me, Claudia wanted to entice me with Belgium chocolate.

Em wants me to put on dress whites and take them off me, Cher wants to play touch football, CG is after my body(heard that before), Spud wants to mash me, the_kept keeps hanging off my leg, Bec likes HE at attention, CQ wants to lick chocolate off me, LoriD wants kisses that last all day, JellO wants to wobble all over me, KatRose is a thorny issue and JessInTime, BEK69, ThunderStorm, windy nights, Sheriallisfragilistic, JurisPrudence,CathyForANight, marvelous mindy and luscious lucia oh I can't get all these names right.

Oh and all the lawyers, OldSprice, LoriLynn, Marilyn, Sandy and this eager law student, Yali wanting to see my briefs.

Someone called Abby Normal kept calling me Rambo!

But this one with a funny name, eh, FuzzyButt? no, CatMom wanted to put me on a couch and tell me to have hot monkey sex with Mac, but how can I? THEY WON'T LET ME???"

So ladies, he came to me. And for the last year, I have been his place holder and now he can wait as long as it takes.
~~~~~~~


KatRose

And if it's a BOB, does that make the former Harmo Erectus now a Bobette? -- KatRose



Lee

I'll see your Harm's doodad and raise you hot monkey love on the Admiral's desk. -- Lee


Luoodles (6 points)

Oh "I'M" sorry! What was I thinking! ~cough~ Me! Me! Memememememe!!!! ~cough~ Welllllll ShirJo! This is LUOODLES ShirJo! It's so NICE to have you SWACK! OW! Hey! GACK!! -- ~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skipper!!!! Don't give up hope! Remember!!! We're the SHUDDDDDERRRING Shippers. We must MUST have something to make us shudder!!!! Well.. so... this is an earthquake.. but.. IT WILL BE O.K.!!!!! Really!!!! -- Odamae Lieverdink, XO SSDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

~~~~~~~
Judi asked the question a while ago “If Harm were to do undercover work, what would you like to see him doing?” Below is our combined idea of the PERFECT undercover Harm…. -- Seldooul,

Having just completed his latest stint as catalogue underwear model, Harm would ride up on his Harley motorcycle, infiltrate our bedroom dressed as a “Malo,” and dance a war chant in his loin cloth. He would then help us with our studies as Harm the college Professor in a class demonstrating the long lost art of bra fitting and umbrella testing. After that he would change into his Mess Dress and become Harm the masseuse. We would then all attend his new Male Stripper act previewing Construction Worker Harm, Lifeguard Harm, and Cowboy Harm, all agreeing the only thing he REALLY needed was a pair of CHAPS ~ w/ nothing underneath! After complying w/ this request, Firefighter Harm would be pressed into service as one by one we commenced spontaneous human combustion.
~~~~~~~~~

That ring thign WAS a bit bizarre. Now.. if Harm and MAC had done that.. Oh my gosh! Shippers would be THUDDING throughout the land!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!! -- Luoodles

Luoodles GLA for Trishes Gluoodle Ceremony

They could go into labor together and then mix up the babies and then they'd have to get some sort of paternity test and it turns out HARM is NOT a RABB but SERGEI IS!!!! Enter GRANDPA AJ.... SON! I'm sorry I never told you...... -- Luoodles thinking perhaps it IS time for the men is white coats to cart me away


manette (7 points – Previous winner)

Ya gotta know when to hold em--know when to fold em -- manette

He wouldn't be the first man to get lost in the Valley of the Dolls...(referring to Harm w/ Manette’s bra on his head.) -- ettenam

I'll see your Roberts Leg and raise you a Harm's doodad -- manette,

Oh by the way—We are all adults here so if judi wants to go off for a weekend with the naked Germans it really isn’t necessary to call it “having guests from out of town.” Wir leiben Sie, judi!! manette

Char, Char-- we are all pawns in Voy's evil game of message board life.............. -- manette,

Ahh-- I love it when his form meets my function -- ettenam,

~~~~
I am so excited and serious!! -- manette,
Hey I just found out some good news that should cheer up judi. In one of the upcoming episodes there is going to be a dream sequence.

Harm dreams he is in the courtroom where he is defending and Mac is prosecuting. He is passionately presenting his closing argument but keeps getting distracted because every time he looks at Mac she winks and leers at him suggestively.

He looks down and suddenly realizes he is naked!!! Oh my goodness!! He is not wearing any clothes! Not a stitch!!

No one but Mac seems to notice a thing—except the poor woman in the jury box that gets poked in the eye every time he turns sideways….

The title of the episode is ‘The Balls in Your Court’ and Cmdr Winkie is on the cast list under bit players. Also they had to rent a stadium to hold the auditions for the “woman who gets poked in the eye” part.
~~~~


Navygirl

If I could get close enough to him to clean him up I'd probably faint so I wouldn't be much use. However, the first thing I would want him to do is strip off those dirty clothes...very slowly (so he doesn't hurt himself of course). -- Navygirl - and then, when he's in the shower, I'd join him, of course! wouldn't we all?,


Oldspice

The plural of Luoodles would be "disaster" -- Oldspice. Just kidding, Lu, but thinking about your burnt fingers, and the knife, and well, you see....,


Shell (4 points)

And sometimes in the south, a man will introduce his wife and sister and just one woman will be standing there.... – Shell

Thank God its The RDOL! She is back to restore order. Wait a minute! We didn't have any order before she left..... Nevermind. – Shell

Um....where do I click to contact the regular moderator? No way do I want to contact THE EVIL MODERATOR. I burned my Ouiji board to avoid contacting evil for goodness sakes! LOL! That will get rid of those pesky newbies that stuck around after Lu welcomed them. -- Shell

Yes I do Manette, its kinda like roping but not! LOL! Too bad yall that saw DJE at that marathon didn't take the class first. I could see Harm in that photo peeling off that wetsuit with Manette's bra on his head! LOL! Oh my! -- Shell (In response to Shell teaching a beginner's bra throwing class for Tarts in training.)


Spud

I hate to keep saying this, but when ever any of those Texas Tarts are missing, has anyone looked in the local lock-up? -- Spud,

If you can borrow it, is it the BOB? -- Spud

Get well song for Judi.. see below… - Spud


Trish (5 points – previous winner)

I'll RAISE that Harmo Erectus...then i'm gonna borrow it. See ya !!!! -- hsirT

Ahem, this is maneetes bra we are talkin' about. I fshe'd have thrown It at him the poor man would have been lost in it for a week!!! That's an over the shoulder Harmy holder. -- Trish...sry marty couldnt resist. LOL,

What would make Mac jealous??? Hmmm. Walking into Harm's office and finding Singer on her knees under his desk playing La Bamba on his Winkie Flute. -- hsirT...you had to ask !!!,

P.S.---- What the HEC was USA thinking? I had my kids in bed, an ice cold Pepsi, a pilfered bowl of holloween chocolate, and NO Lifeline. Instead we got MUTINY!!!!!
Seein' Mic in muttonchops, I durn near blew my Butterfinger all over the livingroom. How could they replace Lifeline with Mutiny. IDIOTS!!!!
WOW!! I feel much better now. HAH !!! TRISH

Let me see if I can put what is in my head coherant words. HAH!!! Ahem...
I dont see how he can not know on some level that she loves him. She did go to Russia, twice, for him.They have been together for 6 years, working closely,traveling. As Mick(ugh) said,he wasnt the one she turned to. Harm is. He may not acknowledge it. IMHO I think he knows. Course it would help if she walked up to him and crammed her tongue down his throat, threw him to the floor and ravaged him till he shreaked like a banshee,but until then... He may not think she is IN love with him, but love....yeah. Trish ( In reply to: Cece's message, "Does Harm know that Mac is in love with him?"


~~~~~~~~~

ADDITIONAL POSTINGS


A get will song for Judi: Bring Back Our RDOL To US -- Spud, 13:25:33 10/22/02 Tue (desman.promus.com/192.251.125.46)
Music: "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"

Our RDOL is absent from Harmy
And now it’s in total chaos,
We are just one big funny farmy.
RDOL please come back to us.

CHORUS: Come Back, Come Back, Come back dear Judi to us, to us
Come Back, Come Back, we need you to put down this fuss.

Michelle’s chasing Lu with duct tape
While Trish is waggin her tail
We’re sorry your tooth’s in bad shape
RDOL you need to get well

CHORUS: CharS is eating Spuds Chocolate Chashew(s)
While Cece’s is cleaning Harm’s teeth
Ashke’s jumped in to help a Lumpy Lu
RDOL you must restore the peace

CHORUS: Mannette has become way too profound
Harmy board soon will be in ruin
Sarahsue’s passing Chocolate around
RDOL we need you to return

CHORUS: The newbies are huddled in a circle,
Listening to songs sung by Lu.
And Harm has turned into Urkle
RDOL we really miss you.

CHORUS: Come Back, Come Back, Come back dear Judi to us, to us
Come Back, Come Back, we need you to put down this fuss.


~~~~~~~~
And last but certainly not least we have:


I'll see your Roberts Leg and raise you a Harm's doodad -- manette,

I'll see your Harm's doodad and raise you hot monkey love on the Admiral's desk. -- Lee,

I'll see your Harm's doodad and night of hot monkey sex, and raise you a weekend with Commander Harmo Erectus. – Ecec

I'll RAISE that Harmo Erectus...then i'm gonna borrow it. See ya !!!! -- hsirT

If you can borrow it, is it the BOB? -- Spud

And if it's a BOB, does that make the former Harmo Erectus now a Bobette? -- KatRose

Oh the HORROR - how could you think such a thing?!?!?! -- CaveWoman - this has gone too far!,

Ya gotta know when to hold em--know when to fold em -- manette

GLA the above thread starting and ending with Manette!! – GLA!

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