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Subject: the Herp


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Heaves
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Date Posted: 13:59:11 03/01/07 Thu
 Like an AAA meeting, hello my name is Heaves and I too have herp of the lip. Most of you knew this so it's not really a coming out. The person who may not have known is the person who seems to single me out in all things Herp. Yes, you Hafer. Not that I mind, it only makes me feel 99% awesome when it's brought up as opposed the the 100% 99% of the time. Thus Jono, no worries, it's a very common condition. It also brings gay chicken to a whole other level. Who here has kissed Jono? Tony? Joo?

So I suppose you are all wondering how a guy like me got such a precarious disease. Good question. I've had it for as long as I could remember but didn't realize it was an STD til college. Always thought cold sores were something that you got when Science was hating me for no reason. Anyways, could have been from high school, could have been freshman year, could have been from playing with "my little ponies" with the girl up the street when I was 6. Who knows. What I do know is my balls have started itching about 2 minutes ago for no reason whatsoever.
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