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Subject: Hey Toothy McMetalFace

Author:
Tony
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Date Posted: 10:33:00 02/27/07 Tue

I am 100% IN for brackets. I agree about Durant being the clear #1. That boy should stay in another year and bulk up though. Also I am not impressed with Oden's progress through the season. I understand about the broken hand but I don't think the coaches are utilizing him appropriately. With that said, that man will be a monster in the NBA in a couple of years.

Subject: heaves

Author:
chin
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Date Posted: 10:32:21 02/27/07 Tue

I can teach you craps in less than 5 minutes. The hardest concept of the game for people to pick up is that it can be (depending on how you play - is the case for most) a game in a game in a game ....

I always relate it to recursion and since I know for a fact that you know what that is teaching it to you would be easy.

don't worry about craps, just make sure youre not hitting a 12 against a 6 at my table or Ill rip out your balls.

Subject: Jono

Author:
Tony
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Date Posted: 10:26:23 02/27/07 Tue

I saw your comment about the $10 BJ and BlackJack was not the first thought that entered my mind. Heaves, Hafer has it correct. You need to learn craps by playing it. My recommendation is to buy/download some casino computer game and start grinding away at BJ and Craps. Personally I have a program on my PDA and I play when I take a dump at work. BlackJack is all about riding out the bad cards until you hit a hot streak. Craps is all about knowing the odds. At a minimum find a website that explains the odds on the pass line and the place bets. That's really all you need. You can also look into the "Yo" bet because I just like betting that.

I have a new theory on Joe's picture. It appears that he was holding Jono's dong when he passed out. That's all I can tell from his hand placement.

Subject: quick things

Author:
chin
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Date Posted: 10:25:13 02/27/07 Tue

heaves, lukey and I started our researching/following of college bball in anticipation for the tourney a couple weeks ago. that said it sucks were gonna be out there for the sweet 16 games. The first weeks are the "money" games in both senses.

also on a related note, who all is in for the march madness fantasy league as well as bracket pool. Lukey and I have agreed we'll run both of these. Just need to see whos in. If youre in for the fantasy league I know we are all busy so I suggest starting to prepare here and there now. anyhow let me know if you are in.

oh and with all this college bball talk one more thing, I think I am officially 100% convinced I would take Durant with the number 1 pick if I was a GM. He reminds me of a more athletic Rasheed Wallace. Once he develops an interior game... watch out.

Subject: first ipod tip to all

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 10:23:15 02/27/07 Tue

if you haven't already, when you take music from your itunes library and prepare to add it to your ipod make sure that the songs are in the aac file format and not mp3, wav, etc. if they aren't it's very simple to convert them, just right click and choose convert song to aac. if you want to choose all songs just hit control A and then right click and do the same. the aac format is high quality and takes up very little space, thereby making it a fantastic format for use on an ipod. i went back and did this to my ipod this past weekend. before the procedure my ipod was totally full, no room to spare. after the conversion, i had almost a half-gig of free space. that's a lot. so there ya go, tip number one.

Subject: heaves
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:19:44 02/27/07 Tue did joan show you the new trick she does with the swirl and pluck? man oh man, her mind just never stops. jono, so my type is small skinny chicks? i guess i can see that. but i must say, my ideal woman would be 5'7 - 5'10. anything taller and she'd be a freak. the skinny thing is non-negotiable.

Subject: the post
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:13:41 02/27/07 Tue I'm getting my ipod this weekend. Expect (lots of) questions. I need to make sure I have ample video for the flight. As for the dating thing, gee you talked me into it. So persuasive. I used Dirt but I found something better. Her name: Joan Chin. Never gets old.

Subject: Quickly...

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 09:51:00 02/27/07 Tue

(1) What do you have to lose if you do that Washington Post thing? Chances are, you'd be selected for it because you're young, a highly paid professional, attractive and very single. I say do it. You've got absolutely nothing to lose, especially if the date goes well and the Post has to print "he then proceeded to smack me on the face with his penis and I loved every minute of it".

(2) I'm making all college bball bets based on Lukey and Vic's knowledge. Those guys have been following it much more closely than I have. For every bet I win, they will get 2 drinks of their choice or a $10 BJ/craps bet. I hope they agree to this :)

(3) Craps: Play the pass line and pass line odds. Play 6s and 8s if they aren't the point. That's all you need to know. To learn, go to a craps table when you get there at some obscure hour, ask one of the rakes to teach you how to play, learn from his knowledge, and then tip him before you leave. But if you truly want to learn before you go (not necessary), there are myriad sites that will teach you how with interactive game boards and the like. Know your odds and bring lots of cash and you'll be solid.

(4) Beth looks really, really tiny, which has never been my type (which, strangely just caused me to vomit in my own mouth. no comments, please). Short with stumpy legs and big boobs has been my type. Now, all gals are my type. I shall not discriminate.

Subject: fantastic

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 09:46:41 02/27/07 Tue

wow, the amazing comments are flying today. i find it hard to sit comfortably at my desk due to my clue poking a hole through the underside of my desk. i'll fight through the pain.

band stuff - the decemberists' cd is good. high five for the catch, jono

joe, you can and will get that drunk in vegas. you aren't going to get mugged/murdered unless it's by one of us because you're going to be around us at all times in vegas. you're in good vegas hands with our group (total visits: chin - infinity, jono - 5?, me - 4, field - infinity - 1). when in rome.

heaves, you cannot learn craps by looking at a website. you just can't. you can only learn the game by playing it. tony and i shall take you to casino royale for a crash course in $2 craps. we all shall walk away rich men. also, do the dating thing. you could land a senator's daughter (aka chelsea clinton).

the dirt train keeps on rolling. it's just amazing stuff. jono's so enamored with the stuff i bet he uses it on his pubes. now that's a sexy thought.

Subject: more amazingness

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 09:36:14 02/27/07 Tue

I got in this morning only to find an email saying my mailbox memory is over the allowed limit. So I spent the first 30 mins deleting 1200 emails. amazing.

MoRocca007, is she a spy? Does she think she is one? She's tiny and hot, more Hafer's type? Up to about 3 months ago, this was your type. Have you completely forsaken the tiny/hot type Jono? Personally, I live in the land of giants. There are more 5'10" women in DC than I've ever seen. This is good and bad for many reasons. I remember the Yeti experience back in Philly. That would be an example of the bad. Legs, that would be an example of the good.

Ok, so here's where things get a bit more interesting for your Tuesday morning. Yes, Hafer, it's really Tuesday. Not Wednesday. Anywho, one of the female partners here (and many others who have fallen to the married club) has decided it would be fun to live vicariously through me and my dating. It is as much fun for her to see me succeed as it is to see me suffer. Thus, her latest proposal which takes Jono's Scene article to a whole other level. It's called Date Lab (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/20/AR2006062000855.html) and it requires you to agree to the publishing of your name, age and picture, etc., in the Washington Post for all to see. You fill out a profile, similar to that of match or whatever but with more specifics littered therein, and then I believe the Post matches you up with someone. You go on the date, the Post pays for dinner, you are interviewed afterwards (separately), and the article is published. Know that the only reason I'm telling you this is because I doubt I'll do it. Work would be a complete circus. However, the thought of being famous (like Jono) makes me smile.

Joe, and b/c Nova sucks this year...I hope they make a good run in the tourny though.

Speaking of Vegas. I need a crash course on many things before I/we head out there. Craps in particular. Hafer find me a good site. Is someone taking care of the researach on the bball teams. I want to make informed bets without being informed whatsoever. My next 3 weekends will be devoted to all things Vegas. amazing.

Subject: Wowza

Author:
Donnie
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Date Posted: 09:19:47 02/27/07 Tue

I am still shaking the effects of last weekend. It was CJ in full effect this past weekend. I CANNOT get that bad in LV because I will get jumped and/or murdered. Getting that drunk is only OK within the confines of Happy Valley. I am pretty thrilled that it is Tuesday already - this week has all the makings of flying by.

Hafer, I too was shocked at the 'cuse win. I have been casually following G-town all season because of my brother. This March, the entire tournament is wide open. Anyone can win the entire thing. It's just going to be the team that gets hot.

Subject: A great way to start the day
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:05:52 02/27/07 Tue Don't you just hate it when you are playing the air guitar so hard that you pass out. The drool is priceless. It appears Jono is King of self portraits.

Subject: Would've been more amazing...

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 08:47:34 02/27/07 Tue

Had I remembered to post some of the pics of this Beth character. I'm not sure if you can do this or not, but if you can, you can see pictures of her on match.com by searching her user ID name, which is MoRocca007. If that works, enjoy and maybe post some of the pics on the board for the rest of us. If not, I'll try to get some up tonight.

On second and third look last night, she's tiny and pretty hot. Seems like Hafer's type, moreso than mine, but as I stated before I have nothing to lose here.

Hafer, thanks for the hair props. You've now converted Joe and Joo to "Dirt" as well. I'm glad I got there first (well, first among the converts) as I would hate to look like a bandwagoner.

Chill indie band of Tuesday: The Brobecks

Subject: what an amazing start to a lame tuesday

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:21:02 02/27/07 Tue

22 - W
23 - Th

jono, what an amazing start to posting on the board. i doubt the quality could get much higher and almost feel as though we all should just call it a day and come back tomorrow... but that's not how i roll. therefore, we'll push on, quality be damned.

joe, how you look in all the pics is exactly how i want to appear in vegas at all times. VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS!!! ALMOST DOWN TO 3 WEEKS!!!

also quickly approaching is the end of this shit month. this gives me a huge raging clue. good by february and hello march.

vegas

some good bball games on last night. i'm shocked the 'cuse beat gtown, especially with how much mo the latter had going into the game. i guess that's why it's called march (even though it's feb) madness.

jono, picture comment. your hair looked amazing. feathered, textured, almost angelic.

joo, picture comment. i like the sweater a lot. tell me it was a shoo gift.

joe, picture comment. seeing you with that look upon your face took me back to the days of college joe. i shed a tear.

it's nice to see her mouth can open that wide - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/bazbamigboye.html?in_article_id=438796&in_page_id=1794

Subject: I like!

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 07:47:35 02/27/07 Tue

I'm just happy I was OK enough to realize the hilarity of the couch shot and had the ability to take such a wonderful picture. You're welcome.

Re: Hafer's last post with the Pakistan-themed link
Wouldn't it suck if he lost the hand because the guy called him pre-flop with shit and then sucked out the cards he needed on the turn and the river? And then, after he realized he lost, he went "Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Man! I can't believe that!" and then started laughing and then said "That kind of stuff always happens to me! I guess you win some and lose some. Happy raping my daughter!"

That would be awesome.

Subject: joey joey joey
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 22:28:21 02/26/07 Mon I pretty much laughed out loud at every picture of Joe. And then when I didn't think it could get any better, there was the couch shot. hahahahahah, oh my!

Subject: Pics
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 21:35:46 02/26/07 Mon From the weekend: http://photos.yahoo.com/jconway5427 The album is "One Random Night at PSU."

Subject: What's really got to bother the guy ...

Author:
Tony
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Date Posted: 16:35:16 02/26/07 Mon

Is that he probably can't walk down the street without walking by 12 guys that she's kissed. She probably comes home from work and asks her how many guys she managed to kiss on her way home.

In other news, Hafer, I have not heard of this program. I know the linux community has a program that uses jars to run windows but I haven't heard anything about vista support for anything.

Subject: the kissing ways

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 16:09:43 02/26/07 Mon

It's cool. It's a non-issue for me and that's all that matters. I believe it was brought up in jest. PSU days came up and he said, "yeah i heard you two kissed" or something to that effect. I agree it wasn't exactly needed to be said but at least it answered that question in my mind. (Yup, he definitely knows, I said to myself). She probably told him that night before I met up with them in the query of who is this guy and how to you know him. She was in my jogging class and decided to pucker up one night at the cafe. Possibly not of my doing but who was I to deny such pleasures after 6 teas. Anyways, that is that.

Subject: hooray for pakistan
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:04:37 02/26/07 Mon http://www.reuters.com/article/wtMostRead/idUSISL10009220070226

Subject: the thought...

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 15:47:06 02/26/07 Mon

of dating a kissing whore from college unnerves me to no end. i mean who knows who or what she's kissed in her drunken sordid past? yuck.

i am calm, i just think him saying that is stupid as it serves no purpose. that's all. i'm not going to pull a joo and say you rip his head off and bone his spine hole. that'd just be weird.

jono, did you tell b you were moving? if so did she cry?

Subject: I (sort of) side with Hafer

Author:
jono
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Date Posted: 15:44:17 02/26/07 Mon

If it's a non-issue, why broach in in the first place? I would either assume he didn't know (who tells current boy/girlfriends of all the people they kissed?! who remembers everyone they kissed?!) and never talk about it or assume he did know and was secretly jealous, but still just never bring it up. The fact that he brought it up right away was his attempt to tell you to stay away or something gay like that.

The guy is obviously upset about her kissing ways (ohhhhhhhhh) back in college and demanded she tell him of each instance they might run into a former kissee.

Obviously a hug d-bag.

Subject: it's a non-issue

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 15:27:59 02/26/07 Mon

Sure,you could say John is the type of guy I could crush, since by science I'm huge. But it happend so long ago and it sounded like he was aware that Tracie was a kissing whore at PSU that it's no longer a real concern. It was pretty understood by non-verbal means that it was in the past so what is there to say? They are actually pretty cool so no need to make a fuss. Calm yourself.

Subject: Jono's picture taking skills
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:01:56 02/26/07 Mon Are unrilved. I was amazed.

Subject: hmm

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 14:42:52 02/26/07 Mon

john sounds like the type of guy you could crush, a total spineless tool. why would you even say that to anyone if you weren't going to follow it up with a threat not to do it again, or else? i mean can someone please explain this to me? please tell me you made out with this chick again at the end of the night right in front of him to prove a point that you were the alpha male in the group.

Subject: John, Dereck, Ryan, Bob and Tracie

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 14:25:51 02/26/07 Mon

Went out with them and found myself in a cab on my way back to their place. Offered a ride home in the morning, I decided to have a night cap and settle for couch. They may also be apart of my spring kickball team. I'm still deciding on a team.

Side note: I made out with Tracie at Penn State senior year. John is her bf who, the first time we met a few months ago, said "I know you kissed Tracie". Awkward and shocked, I smiled and confirmed such rumors. He then said, "I'd be surprised if she hadn't, apparantly that was her thing". He was completely fine with this and we continued drinking the night away. hooray.

Subject: pig and chicken
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:14:03 02/26/07 Mon did you get the nice man's name, heaves, or was it more a one night stand?

Subject: the spirit of me
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:04:00 02/26/07 Mon With all the booting going on it sounds like the old Heaves was present in spirit. How kind of you to include me. Had I been there, I would have done the same for sure...or at least wish I had by morning. Lucky for me, I only woke up on someone's couch Saturday morning with bacon and eggs served.

Subject: Reese
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:44:16 02/26/07 Mon Easily my favorite. Good call right there and I'm glad someone else agrees with me. Helen Mirren is a hot old lady. There, I said it.

Subject: simply put...

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 13:34:44 02/26/07 Mon

i wanna be on you all.

joe, did you boot on your sweater? i assume yes. if so, good job my man.

what i don't get is how joo could have put off devouring an are you hungry sandwich? i mean if you go through all the trouble of waiting in line and ordering one wouldn't you immediately devour it on the walk back? this is really bothering me. the only possible solution is that you ordered two. that's all i got.

jono, if you need me to beef you up on farming terms for when you move so as to help you pick up chicks, let me know.

how hot was reese witherspoon last night? dear god man, i was looking at the pics of the event and practically popped out my draws when i saw her. yowza!

Subject: Factual error
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:27:57 02/26/07 Mon 15-18 drinks in a 4.5 hour span. Not 3 as previously stated.

Subject: Stories

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Jono
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Date Posted: 13:26:28 02/26/07 Mon

First of all, I totally agree with you Hafer on the Beth thing. She's either certifiable or really, really fun. I figure I'll try it out and if she sucks, maybe one of her friends who seem to like me will measure up solidly. I have nothin to lose though, so I'll totally go for it. As for how many girls, it wasn't many. Match.com offered slim pickings and me being very selective only went after 3 aggressively. All three responded back by the time I checked (initial e-mail was sent late Saturday, I checked around 7pm Sunday), but I'd be hard pressed to consider the other two not previously discussed as anything other than tour guides who I would say yes to if offered head.

Anyway, onto the weekend:

Friday we all arrived between 9pm and 9:30pm and proceeded to kill a bunch of Labatt and Killians bottled beers courtesy of Tommy. (The distributors were closed when I got there, hence my non gift baring presence) In the meantime, beer bonging ensued. By the time we ventured upstairs to the keg with MT's crew, Joe and I were legitimately 9 beers deep (pre 11pm) and Joo was well on his way. After pounding some there, we hit up the Cell Block with Homes (in for the night) because it was the closest bar we had to walk through frigid temperatures to get to. At the bar, I have no idea what happened to be honest. Joe ordered 5 RBV and some shots for the 1st two rounds, Homes bought some beers, Evan purchased some shots and according to a brief survey of my credit card receipts, I bought 3 rounds (2 of which I KNOW were shots) on 3 different credit cards. I barely remember being at, ordering or eating my sandwich (sort of remember eating it on the couch while I snapped some pictures of a very rigormortis and retarded looking passed out Joe) and then slept fully clothed with my shoes on to which I awoke and left without changing or applying any fresh smelling scents. It's safe to say, we each had in excess of 15-18 drinks in a 3 hour span, which ultimately led to the downfall of Joe's stomach and sweater, the downfall of Joo's sandwich not at night but gloriously in the morning and my downfall in trying to pick up women (although I was fairly aggressive, my "game" was no doubt slurry and disgusting).

That is all I recall.

Oh, that and Joe's love of my picture taking skills. He knows better now. Ask him (and then witness when I post the pics).

Subject: general question
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:00:44 02/26/07 Mon how did you fools get so buckled on friday night? did you all down a bottle before you went out?

Subject: beer bongs, etc.
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:59:57 02/26/07 Mon Sounds like things got a little out of hand. Was there a shoot off between Jono and Joe? Was it, "who could take the best picture of Joo"? How come Jono didn't throw up as well? Was he holding back? Was there any semblence of "game" present? Or was it a homofest?

Subject: Fill me in
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:13:19 02/26/07 Mon What happened on Friday night after I ordered the RBVs? I vaguely remember leaving the bar. I recall nothing after that. Evan does not really remember either. I am relying on you here, Jono. I know are you hungry was involved - how bad of shape was I in?

Subject: apparently in Kansas
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:56:52 02/26/07 Mon You get silly drunk and then hop on match.com to fill your randoms needs for the evening. Remember, "Westport, which is where all the action is (i.e., my vagina)."

Subject: tony

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 11:47:26 02/26/07 Mon

yea, i've heard about the restrictions you've mentioned, but want to know if you've heard anything about the new bootcamp program mac is releasing with their new os in a few months that allows you to use 2 different operating systems at the same time without having to reboot and allows you to use vista if you want? i'm sure if i needed to land a copy of xp sp2 i could find one somewhere (mt?), so that's not a problem. as for your comment about linux shit (aka free stuff) i've been using open office instead of microsoft office for a few months now and love it. i've actually deleted office from my computer because it's no longer needed.

all this dork talk is making me lightheaded. i need to lay down.

Subject: initial thoughts

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 11:40:13 02/26/07 Mon

beth, or 'tweener as she will forever be known to me, is either really fun or totally ape-shit crazy. but because you'll know no one out there when you move, i say go for it. i mean why not? even if she turns out to be the latter it'll only impact you and it'll provide you with numerous stories to tell us and, let's be serious, it's about the common good isn't it?

another question, how many dames did you write? how many responded? how quickly? hotness? these are the details we need, man.

Subject: Lappies

Author:
Tony
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Date Posted: 11:36:25 02/26/07 Mon

Sorry I meant Laptops (I've got LV on my mind).

The Macs are very nice. The only problem with that is that if you want to run Windows as well, then you need a windows xp cd with SP2 on it. That's the only version that you can run on Mac. The other nice thing about the macs is that they run a linux kernel which means you can run most Linux software (read, free) on your Mac with a little Linux know-how.

The problem with PC laptops right now is that Vista is a resource hog. This is a problem for laptops because they are gonna need a buttload of RAM and new graphics cards to support Vista. That and Vista will be just like XP. It will have lots of problems until SP1 comes out.

My recommendation: if you're getting a laptop in the next year - seriously look into the MAC. It will cost more but those laptops are nice.

Subject: No pics

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 11:34:25 02/26/07 Mon

I can't wait for my 1st tornado. I want many pictures.

Speaking of, you will get no pics of this "stretch" because I can't access that site while I am at work. But I will share this with you, her response.

Things to note:
(1) It's a real live Beth this time!
(2) The ATHF thing is b/c I commented on a pic of her with some dude in a Master Shake costume.
(3) She was considered a "stretch" because I wasn't sure what I really thought of her, but figured I'd give it a shot. Maybe the wrong usage of the term. We'll see when I relook at her face.

***********************
JON!

I've been drinking for a while, so I hope this email makes sense.......

First of all when the hell are you getting here? I would be honored to be your tour guide!
Second of all, where are you going to live? I moved into this awesome party house with my girlfriends in Westport (which is where the action is)
It is the hugest house ever, we have some space left if you are interested....
Third of all, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, enough said.

You MUST keep talking to me. This is going to be crazy fun! Whoooooaaa I just saw pictures of you too, holy crap the girls in the room are freaking out.

later loser,

Beth
***********************

Subject: good thing heaves beat me

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 11:01:36 02/26/07 Mon

i was going to guess dumas, ar was a clever play on words? dumas = dumbass? no idea.

jono, yea, i've been hearing the same thing. i just want to be sure before i spend money i don't have. actually, since my b-day is coming up i think heaves should buy me one. it'd be one paycheck for the rich son of a bitch. i wish i had his disposable income.

d2 = typical girl = crazy. run. fast.

jono, what does the "stretch" from match look like. we need pics asap.

balls.

Subject: dumas, ar

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 10:59:50 02/26/07 Mon

could it perhaps be a clever play on words? dumas = dumbass? no idea.

jono, yea, i've been hearing the same thing. i just want to be sure before i spend money i don't have. actually, since my b-day is coming up i think heaves should buy me one. it'd be one paycheck for the rich son of a bitch. i wish i had his disposable income.

d2 = typical girl = crazy. run. fast.

jono, what does the "stretch" from match look like. we need pics asap.

balls.

Subject: Dumas
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:59:33 02/26/07 Mon Destruction. It was hit by 2 tornados this past weekend.

Subject: 100% Serious
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:54:21 02/26/07 Mon I've heard nothing but good from converted Mac users. Just do it. Heaves, please explain what I need to see in Dumas, Arkansas.

Subject: Take the room

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Heaves
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Date Posted: 10:47:14 02/26/07 Mon

Good work as always Jono. It sucks (for D2) that she's getting even more attached, especially after hearing the news of your move. I guess she thinks that she needs to get YOU to fall in love more than ever so that she doesn't lose you for good when you move. It's silly how they (women) think.

Rest assured, I know you think we will visit you less than the number of times we visited you in OH. Accordingly, this number would in the negative. However, know this. 2 of your 3 years in OH I was beyond poor and living in NH. The past 6 months, I've been working on getting settled and you were kinda in that weird, too far to drive, too close to fly zone. Now that you will clearly be in the fly only zone (only a 15 hour drive from DC), I plan on visiting at least once a year. Which is actually infinitely more times than years past. Be excited for this.

I remember Tony saying that Macs will face the same problems as PC's since they are now using the same something or other (processor?). Just something Tony should chime in on and clear up when he reads this. I know nothing.

Speaking of xbox live, I should really join up again for glorious Halo. I'll have more time for such things once tv dies for the summer. I hear the summer is the "slow season" in patent law since PTO Examiner's like to go on vacatations.

Lastly, Dumas, AR...awesome for Jono.

Subject: jono

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Date Posted: 10:32:15 02/26/07 Mon

are you serious when you say to get a mac or are you trying to send me down a slippery path of doom? i am considering macs because of their reliability, ease of use, and the fact they can now use windows. yea, i have no idea which way i'll go.

also, since i did nothing this weekend, i had a chance to play gears of war on the 360. the game is the tits. tons of fun, almost as much fun as halo. my only complaint is that the game is too short, seeing as how i beat it after probably 7 hours of game play. still, the multiplayer option makes it worth the buy. now i just need to get the thing working on the network.

Subject: Oh...
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:21:50 02/26/07 Mon Get a mac, Hafer. Stop researching and just fork over the extra cash.

Subject: Mondays

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Date Posted: 09:52:04 02/26/07 Mon

Are awful.

I'm in the same boat as Joey this morning in being tired from the Oscars and wanting to sleep in my own bed. Lindsay, oops I mean D2, is getting more attached by the second and that is not a good thing. Especially considering Saturday night I spent scouring match.com for potential tour guides to the KC area and was met with resounding success. One girl, who I thought was a stretch, e-mailed me back drunk (her claim) and offered a room in her house with her other 4 girl roommates. I'm not sure what that means, but it should make for a fun 1st few weeks of getting to know the area. The lesson, as always, is that no one can stop Jono these days.

Good for Marty and The Departed.

Pics will go up tonight. I was definitely over the legal limit on my way home Saturday morning. Luckily, my 3 cups of coffee helped while I ran some errands for my ma and then slept through mass and the baptism, dreaming of gorging on the delicious food at the after party. The dream became reality, I had some beers with the relatives and then left PA for OH around 8am to "beat the storm." There was no storm on my drive, which made me angry b/c I had been so proactive in getting up early and not sleeping in.

Reno 911! Miami was pretty much exactly as expected. As funny as the show, but 1.5 hours long instead of 22 minutes.

Craigslist is my best friend right now and living in KC will be ass cheap. Yessssssss!

Subject: comments/questions

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Date Posted: 09:30:09 02/26/07 Mon

heaves, merci. i turned around and drove back because i wanted to hang out with the crew in bars, not mt in his apt (since he usually passes out by 11). but again, we will never speak of this weekend again.

joe, i agree with heaves, vegas is all about no limits. take into account:
1) it's one of tony's last fun weekends EVER
2) no gf's for thousands of miles
3) vegas baby, vegas
4) march madness
5) imported boobs from all over the world
there will be no limits, no early bed times, no saying, "no thanks, i do not want to do another shot." TITS weekend is all about saying yes.

ok, dork question time. because my laptop is a pos, i'm currently in the market for a new one. presently, the field is completely open, i'm even considering macs (macbook pro). does anyone have any advice about what computers are better than others? i've looked at cnet, etc., and still there are no clear favorites. help.

Subject: One more thing
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:30:06 02/26/07 Mon Joe, The pleasure was all mine.

Subject: Hafer, Hafer, Hafer

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Date Posted: 09:27:35 02/26/07 Mon

You forgot to mention on VERY important thing about Saturday morning for the "crew", and Tony can agree.

Sat morning: Evan wakes up with loss of the last nights events. Goes into the kitchen and sees his uneaten R U Hungry sandwich waiting for him. Evan cries tears of Joy for 5 minutes, then eats it will profusely blowing his Joo Load in his no doubt beer and puke-stained pants.

Subject: yikes

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Date Posted: 09:20:05 02/26/07 Mon

'nuf said about the weekend. Sorry to hear things fell apart at the seams. Kinda glad that I'm not jealous of things I could have missed.

Hafer, why did you go back for your ID so close to PSU? You had to know you weren't going to make it back and you could have at least entertained yourself with MT and the underage crew...
Anyways, here's your link:
http://www.barbri-classaction.com/barbri/default.htm

Joe, you speak of limits? What limits? Drinking with a couple of buddies is one thing. Drinking with a lot of your buddies in Vegas at a bachelors weekend is like super sizing Are You Hungry. Did I mention your girl won't be there this time around? We will all die for sure. I laugh at your "limits".

Subject: Mondays

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Date Posted: 08:56:12 02/26/07 Mon

After having gotten only 4+ hours of sleep last night due to the Oscars, I am looking forward to the end of the day and sleeping in my own bed for the first time in a handful of days. Friday night was just exhausting but I had a great time (I think). At least I have a feeling for where my limit is for when we make the pilgrimage to LV. I am just happy we aren't going to LV this coming weekend - it'd be too tiring.

Oden is still really raw and not too coordinated. I am actually surprised he hasn't developed that much since the start of the season.

Jono, how was the Reno911 movie?

Evan, thanks for the rides to and fro PSU this past weekend. I really enjoyed the trips and conversation. Everyone have a decent morning - survive it.

Subject: weekend summary

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Date Posted: 08:46:36 02/26/07 Mon

23 - W
24 - Th

friday:
me: forget id, don't realize this until lewistown, turn around, crash\r
crew: drink heavily, almost beat up asian male, eat are you hungry, pass out happy

saturday:
me: wake up to phone call from dad about winter storm on sunday, swear a few times, bail on psu
crew: wake up groggy and hungover, get call from me saying how i'm a bitch, bail on psu

sunday:
me: hate life, hate mother nature, take it out on my wang.
crew: same

recap: this weekend sucked. let us never speak of it again.

what we can speak of is..... VEGAS. given this weekend's events, TITS weekend becomes even more important. you can rest assured major damage will be done. very excited.

heaves, what is the link to the barbri settlement website?

glad to hear scorsese finally won an oscar, although i'm not sure the departed deserved it. but he got shafted in the past so who cares? other than that i have no idea what happened during the academy awards. i was too busy watching patton on amc.

the osu/wisc game yesterday was fantastic.... however, i don't think either one of those teams can go the distance. is it just me or is this the first year in recent history where there is no clear cut favorite to take it home in march/april?

Subject: i'm an idiot

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Date Posted: 10:03:59 02/24/07 Sat

no shit you may say. well, let me reinforce this in your mind.

last night, just as i was about to pass through lewistown, a horrible thought popped into my head. did i remember to bring my id? usually, this wouldn't even be a concern as it's always in my money clip. however, yesterday at work i was filling out an application to psecu and i had to take it out to enter some info (# and exp. date) and, no matter how hard i tried to, i couldn't remember if i had put it back in... well you guessed it, i didn't. fuck. this happened around 9 and about 20 miles from psu. i got back to my place just before 11 and crashed as i was pissed with life and didn't feel like driving anymore. now, as further punishment, it looks as though a fun winter storm is about to crash into the area (ice/snow) so i may not even make it up there tonight. i hate science.

Subject: True Challenge

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Date Posted: 16:40:14 02/23/07 Fri

I think the problem with your plans is that it will be hard to find women in SC that are ready to be "courted" to your loins. Those chicks are all about one thing - alchohol. Good luck gentelmen. I expect lots of pictures although I find it hard to be less gay and take massive amounts of pictures at the same time. There's only one way to pose in those pictures, and that's super gay.

Subject: One thing...
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:09:42 02/23/07 Fri Jono is 1000% correct. We really, really need to tone things down a bit for this trip. It's a trial run for the trip that ultimately matters. We need to iron out roles and see how our college games have progressed. Since none of the four of us ever really developed any kind of game in college, it'd be interesting to see how we'd fare now.

Subject: Two things...

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Date Posted: 16:02:08 02/23/07 Fri

1. Tony just made me laugh out loud. Which I love to do. He'd so lose at gay chicken to me if he was there tonight.

2. Speaking of, I agree with the following statement, as stated eloquently by Joe: "When heading out, we need to be friendly and less touchy-feely with each other." I also must say that I generally drive a lot of the gayness among our group. To be fair, I am mostly gay, so it's in my blood but I also can tone it down tonight as the main objects of my gay love generally tend to be Vic and Tony, neither of which will be present. Hafer will be tough to keep my gayness distracted from, but I will do my best.

3. (for good measure) I would like to try a full fledged pick-up routine with the 4 of use if at all possible just to see what's up. It will mark the first time, as a group (although small) that this PSU crew will attempt to court the ladies rather than being hugely gay and all about each other. We'll have plenty of time for that in Vegas (Wait, maybe I have this backards). Speaking of Vegas, think of the pick-up routine as a trial run of sorts for the ass curshing that MUST go down there. I want to have AIDS, herpes and/or Ebola by the time I leave that city of sin.

Subject: Glorious Idea

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Date Posted: 15:50:52 02/23/07 Fri

I say you guys throw a party at MT's place Saturday night. You could promote it tonight and then procure the appropriate materials (ie Beer, Beer, jungle juice, Beer, pineapples, and more Beer). Tell all the frat mattresses it's a 360 days til THON party and their panties will fly right into your mouth. Also if the party sucks you can just leave and go to the bar.

Subject: Early reports from SC
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:41:48 02/23/07 Fri Having spoke with the MT, he states that there may be a party in his building that it will most likely suck. I say great times call for great men. We see whats happening around MT's tonight and then, if it stinks, we cruise then return to MT's for a later party. When heading out, we need to be friendly and less touchy-feely with each other.

Subject: Doings

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Date Posted: 15:39:01 02/23/07 Fri

As previously stated, I have to run home to Altoona to be a part of my nephew's baptism and then stick around for the after party for an hour or so, and then I'll be back. If we are planning on doing the 1/2 priced Saloon stuff tomorrow night, I'll definitely be back in time to take advantage of that (8-10pm if I recall).

Tonight, I don't care, as long as it starts with booze, continues with booze and chicks and ends with R U Hungry.

If I remember, I was twice as drunk Saturday night as I was on Friday the last time I hit up PSU. Most likely had to do with the 10am power hour.

Subject: don't be a vagina

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Date Posted: 15:35:16 02/23/07 Fri

heaves, if we're going to make a trip to psu we aren't going to waste our precious time. the fact that you'd even suggest our not going 100% perturbs me to no end. not all of us have grown a vagina since our graduation. and even those who have tend to minimize their gayness after stepping foot back in the familiar confines of cafe/saloon/psu bar. simply put, make the damn trip. don't be a queer.

tomorrow's plans seem to include basketball/drinking at mt's until bar time. this gives everyone ample opportunity to rest up (ignore the basketball thing) for the night. i propose saloon followed by underage partying. tonight, if mt has something lined up i say we hit cafe quick and then take advantage of the little ones. just thoughts.

Subject: concerns
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:21:19 02/23/07 Fri IF I show up tomorrow, what will be on the agenda? Is it going to be one of those things where you all go hard tonight, fill up on AYH's and do not feel "up to it", that is, performing equally as well or better, tomorrow night? B.c that would be a waste for me. And frankly, I'd be pissed.

Subject: doing it doing it and doing it well
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:13:53 02/23/07 Fri I am the one with the monkey arms, despite my average size in height (see, Monkeybars Champion '89). Thus, I truly believe tweedle dee and tweedle dum lack the skills to beat me in a 3-way battle royale. Of course that would require me to be there. Jono will be at a family thing, baptism or something.

Subject: Tomorrow
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:00:10 02/23/07 Fri Jono, where are you going to be for most of the day tomorrow?

Subject: Makes the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:20:26 02/23/07 Fri I always feel bad when good sports players die for completely non drug/gang/mentally-unstable reasons. DJ was a good player/coach.

Subject: i'm giddy
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:15:37 02/23/07 Fri for the picture shoot-off now that everyone (that matters) has gotten all worked up about their picture taking prowess. joe, now that you've come out in support of reno 911 i hope jono wins the contest, simply out of spite.

Subject: Reno911
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:12:14 02/23/07 Fri Is excellent. I am excited for the movie film. Hafer is dead wrong on this.

Subject: "The group has spoken and recognized"

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Date Posted: 14:01:19 02/23/07 Fri

That's funny. Hafer and I are the only two board members that have spoken and we have opposite views. What a ridiculous and non-factual statement from someone whose profession it is to not make such ridiculous, non-factual statements.

Just because you've been doing it longer does make you better at it. Your reasoning is making my head hurt. Due to the longness of my arms and my ability to make the picture dead-centered 99% of the time, I am able to get up to 5 people in a lone shot, whereas I recall a number of Saloon pictures where we had heads cut off with only 4 people "in" the picture.

Also hilarious and a terrible "reason" is the following quote: "I have made self-portrait pictures synonomous with Donnie. Come on now, son."

No, I will not come on now and in fact ask you to come on now, dad. That connection has solely been made because you have been the one taking the most pictures during our PSU gatherings. It's a familiarity thing, nothing more my friend. If one was to look at all pictures post December 2006 (or hell, even some pictures when I had my old, much larger and harder to hold in one hand digital camera) with my home friends (where I am the sole picture taker), you will see my brilliance.

I am becoming more and more frustrated as this discussion progresses and fear that resentment may be in my blood by my 9:30pm arrival. So, my comments will cease at this point (unless provoked).

"There's a steal by Bird! Passes over to DJ, who LAYS IT IN!!"

Subject: Serving
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:47:07 02/23/07 Fri I have made self-portrait pictures synonomous with Donnie. Come on now, son. The group has spoken and recognized. My wingspan may not be as great as yours but I capture more in my shots. Just give me a camera. I will give you your shoot-off. I have O&A loaded on my iPod. I am good to go. 3 hours and change til departure.

Subject: harhar
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:38:46 02/23/07 Fri http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l270/mreyna_1706/soutpark.jpg

Subject: umm

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Date Posted: 13:28:48 02/23/07 Fri

reno 911 may be on comedy central but that doesn't change the fact that it's a terrible show with no redeeming qualities. served, yet again.

the monkeys are catching up... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6387611.stm

i love how pacman jones had $81,000 on him at the strip club in vegas where the one shooting took place during all-star weekend. i bet we could swing that at the endzone this weekend if heaves makes a visit to the bank before hitting the road tomorrow.

Subject: "Shocked? She should know better."
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:27:20 02/23/07 Fri Yes, I know now. Excellent. I just had a meat sandwich. Meat is glorious on Fridays, how could science expect me to give that up? It's not logical!

Subject: PSUJoo
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:26:44 02/23/07 Fri Radar will be active. In the words of the lead character from the movie, Serenity: "I aim to misbehave." I will have my camera.

Subject: Called out?
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:14:07 02/23/07 Fri Since when is quantity considered a burn?! I've only had my camera for 2 months, while I know Joe has had his for quite a bit longer. The shoot off will determine it and I am not one bit nervous or scared. I am the best (arooooooooooound). Also, Reno 911! is on Comedy Central, i.e not network TV. Owning you is so much fun.

Subject: oh shit!!!
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:05:06 02/23/07 Fri yesss, joe called out jono!!! it's now on!! t-minus a few hours until the boozing begins... revelry.

Subject: Pictures
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:50:22 02/23/07 Fri Jono's 50+ vs. my 500+. I pwn him at self-portraits. I have no camera this weekend but will happily wield anothers.

Subject: not smarter

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Date Posted: 11:43:59 02/23/07 Fri

no, i do not think that watching the big 3 makes me smarter. i already know what the shows tell me being brilliant and all. i watch the programing because it's not the crap that's on network tv, namely shows such as 2.5 men and lost.

i suggest a way to resolve the debate about self-picture taking. that's right, a shoot off (no, not the shoot offs we used to have involving the gay porn, vegetable oil, and ball gags). photos will be judged using several objective criteria with a winner being announced next friday.

Subject: Angry

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Date Posted: 11:39:22 02/23/07 Fri

Discovery, History and Science channels?! Do you think it makes you smarter? I prefer my TV for entertainment and leave the learning to the various books and online articles that I regularly read. To each his own, I suppose.

Joe definitely does it with less, but I would be hard pressed to say he does more. My self pictures are, as previously stated, untouchable.

Subject: counter
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:27:51 02/23/07 Fri joe does more with less. therefore he's better. suck it. reno 911 is dumber than our current administration. further, i have never watched the show you mentioned. i'm far too busy watching the big 3 (discovery, history, science channels). you watch lost and think it's compelling television. i win. are you hungry... mmmm...

Subject: Appalled by that last post...

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Date Posted: 11:08:47 02/23/07 Fri

1. Reno 911! is not retarded and is comedice genius. Hafer, you strike me as the type of guy who helps make "Two and a Half Men" the #1 comedy on TV. i.e. you are gay as hell.
2. I own Joe in self picutre taking. I will not dispute this. He is good for the short-arm people of the world, but my longness in the arms more than just gives me the edge. It makes me untouchable. I have legitimately 50+ picutres to illustrate my point.
3. That is all. I am starving due to my R U Hungry fast that I have placed upon myself at the beginning of yesterday.

Subject: oh boy, jono'

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Date Posted: 10:57:03 02/23/07 Fri

my only concern with jono bringing the camera is how he'll manage taking photos of himself scaring indian men. i'm sure joe could teach him the art of self-picture taking, as he is presently the grand master in this field.

jono' is a formidable hunting partner. many slores will fall to their knees. i'm quite excited.

reno 911 is retarded, thus no comment as it doesn't deserve one.

what does deserve comment is mt's connection to parties tonight. joe, we need the info for planning purposes.

does are you hungry even make a veggie sandwich? science, i hope not.

Subject: I do too eat meat...

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Date Posted: 10:41:14 02/23/07 Fri

As you'll see tonight when I deepthroat an R U hungry sandwich (not veggie) around 2:30 in the A.M.

Also, go here to see why I love Reno 911! so much. Thanks for not even responding to my Reno-themed query yesterday, too, faggots.
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1642

Oh, I will be drunk and will not need anyone's help (unless they are buying) in order to get to that state. My confidence is sky high right now and Jono' should be in full effect.

I am bringing my camera, but if someone else would rather be on camera duty, I won't be upset.

Subject: shocked 2
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:36:31 02/23/07 Fri "Shocked? She should know better." direct quote. that's all. heaves, you are incorrect about why i want the wedding website. besides, i don't plan on buying a gift.

Subject: wedding website
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:20:03 02/23/07 Fri www.wheresmyballs.com Yes, Hafer wants to be the first to take a stab at the regestry so he can get you that set of ladels you've always wanted. How cute. Shocked?? You gave Caruso the shocker? Nicely done.

Subject: treasure trove

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Date Posted: 10:18:05 02/23/07 Fri

"I'll eat meat whenever the hell I want to" - incorrect, you eat veggie burgers.

changing religions is a good thing as long as you end up deciding that religion is retarded and join the science/dalton camp. come on in, the water is fine. also, read this book by carl sagan, the coolest person ever. http://www.amazon.com/Varieties-Scientific-Experience-Personal-Search/dp/1594201072/sr=1-1/qid=1172243691/ref=sr_1_1/002-4959495-5187245?ie=UTF8&s=books

tony, sucks for you man. i'll eat a big burger just for you.

jono, my plans for tonight involve getting you as drunk as you were last time we all invaded psu just so you lose all inhibition and approach anything that moves (and some things that don't). joe and joo will serve as our spotters and we'll pull the trigger. i'm sure mt knows many loose slutty college girls, or at least knows places where they'll be found tonight. this should prove to be like fishing with dynamite.

where is everyone parking? parking garage? the streets in town?

Subject: shocked
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:59:20 02/23/07 Fri i'm shocked you don't remember. heaves, we expect you to be there by 3 on saturday. make it happen. tony, do you kids have a wedding website? if so, what is it?

Subject: F Christianity

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Date Posted: 09:56:43 02/23/07 Fri

I'll eat meat whenever the hell I want to. I'm seriously considering a major religion overhaul sometime in 2007. I'm ready to denounce Catholicism and pronounce my devotion to (future religion here, TBD). I am dead serious about this.

Also, what did Scott Van Pelt say in reference to ATHF? I am intrigued and actually kind of like Scotty.

Hafer, let's discuss plans for this evening and tomorrow using hypothetical scenarios involving potential underage parties that MT can take us to. don't forget, I'll be MIA from about 10am on Saturday until 8 or 9pm Saturday night.

Subject: reinforcement?

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Date Posted: 09:36:51 02/23/07 Fri

If you remember, I was never ever ever ever going to come on Friday for a very good reason. The reason is, if I leave around 5 or 6 the 4 hour trip could take 5-6 hours, putting my ETA at 11 or later, 12 til I actually get to a bar. I'd also probably not be in a good mood at that point and also you fools will probably be drunk and Tommy would be either out or passed out so I would not be able to drop off my stuff. In any case Friday is out for those reasons. The thing I am still considering is a decisive strike by coming in around 4 on Saturday and leaving by 10 on Sunday, which sounds completely awful on paper but whatever.

Shocked, yes Hafer, please explain. I'd be shocked if I knew anything you were talking about.

Subject: the 'pool

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Date Posted: 09:31:32 02/23/07 Fri

jono, here - http://www.soccer.com/IWCatSectionView.process?IWAction=Load&Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=1798&Sort=Product_Name&ggkey=liverpool+jersey

if you're going to buy a jersey you must buy a scarf.

i am also not at liberty to discuss the shocked comment on this board.

are you hungry? i sure am... for underage strange. joe, tell me mt has some apartment parties lined up for us.

Subject: It's Friday, Hooray
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:26:43 02/23/07 Fri Again this whole can't eat meat thing has foiled my meal plans. Science damn you Christianity!!! I was watching Sportscenter this morning and Mr. Unoriginal, Scott Van Pelt, made an ATHF reference. Unfortunately it was not regarding Hibachi's 43 he threw down last night. That man does not receive the credit he deserves.

Subject: Muy Excitado

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Date Posted: 08:35:29 02/23/07 Fri

My ETA is between 9-9:30pm. No need to order me any food, as I will undoubtedly grab a small snack of the Sheetz variety at some point when I cross the OH/PA border, heading eastbound.

Hafer, your text last night made me smile. Gracias. And yes, I am hungry. Also, kindly explain the "shocked" comment to the rest of us, please. Also also, don't forget your charger :)

I want to by Liverpool garb, but am not sure the best place to do so. Lukey/Hafer, any advice? FoxSoccerShop.com the best place?

Subject: gameday friday

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hafer
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Date Posted: 08:21:09 02/23/07 Fri

26 - W
27 - Th

operation strike force is in effect for this weekend. to those missing out, you're gay.

everyone post their final eta for tonight. i'll be rolling in around 8:30-9ish. jono, if you're arriving later, should i go ahead and place an order for a gayburger (veggie burger) so it's ready for your enjoyment when you arrive?

hooray, anna nicole smith can get shoved in the ground now... who the fuck cares?

in other wtfc news, my computer has died again. this shit is getting old... fast.

jono, i shall try to remember to bring my charger.

heaves, are you manning up and coming today or are you bailing for no real reason? and yes, she was SHOCKED!!!

HA! balls - http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/02/23/indonesia.volcano.ap/index.html

Subject: Cell Phone Charger
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:41:17 02/23/07 Fri Hafer, since we have the same pimp phone and I forgot my charger you need to ENSURE that you remember to bring yours. I am leaving straight from work, so going home is out of the question for me. Mmmmmmmkay?

Subject: Calamari, Anyone?
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:48:40 02/22/07 Thu http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17275072/

Subject: car v. plane
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:38:08 02/22/07 Thu It's about a 2 hour drive to and fro the burgh. I, at this point, have no preference whether it be saving $50 bones riding with Hafer and getting amped for the epic weekend or arriving in style in my own private jet. Decisions decisions.

Subject: plane v. drive

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 13:44:13 02/22/07 Thu

flying to erie from wherever would be much easier, but probably end up taking the same amount of time as driving from the burgh to erie. i did the big haul to the lake while at school and i must say it's quite dull and can be quite painful given the complete lack of anything to look at. the roads aren't too bad, it's just boring as hell. but because you two lovers would have each other it wouldn't be too bad.

an alternative to a rental car would be me picking you fools up from the airport. it'd be out of the way but i know the area well and it would make it easier for you bitches. i'd only ask for roadhead + some flow for gas. i think that's reasonable.

chin, welcome back. nice to hear your face is being put back together. when do you get the teeth put in?

i'm so effin bored right now. i may take a nap.

Subject: same page

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Heaves
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Date Posted: 13:32:10 02/22/07 Thu

Jono, glad to see we are thinking alike. Rental car may be the way to go. But at a quick glance I did find flights to erie that aren't too unreasonable (just looked at PIT, need to see CLE yet). Hopping on a jumper is about $70 extra. Layover is about an hour going up and 2+ hours on the way home, hungover. If you need/want to save cash and time and think the rental is the way to go then we should discuss further.

Subject: chin resurrection

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chin
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Date Posted: 12:19:36 02/22/07 Thu

yea so im not dead... but dental implant surgery sucks ass. Im not going to be at PSU because Im still recovering from getting my implant base put in on Mon. the incident with my tooth combined with the fact that we are scrambling to get this phase of our project done by the deadline has contributed to my absence from the board. There is a high likelihood this trend will continue with me being on and off for periods of time.

Jono, congrats on the job. Ive been to KC before and its actually a surprisingly cool city in my opinion. You have the plaza as you mentioned and casinos and pretty good music and dining options. And it seems that there is a pretty good young crowd in the city. If theres any midwest city i would settle to live in KC would be a top choice.

Poyser/Joe, any word on an official TITS count?

thats all I got for now,

vegas........

Subject: Carpool and Reno 911!

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Jono
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Date Posted: 11:51:23 02/22/07 Thu

Heaves, if shit doesn't work out with us hitching a ride with someone in Pittsburgh (or Cleveland), we might have to coordinate airport arrival times and grab a rental car for the weekend while splitting the costs (read: you pay for it all, rich boy). I may even get a discount through work. FYI.

Is anyone else as excited as I am for the Reno 911! movie? That show is so great and the movie looks incredible. I can't wait.

Subject: t-bag's wedding
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:20:57 02/22/07 Thu Which reminds me...I guess I'm flying into P-burg and then deciding whether to catch a jumper (i.e., small plane) to erie or catch a jumper (i.e., Hafer's dong) to erie.

Subject: thursday musings

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Heaves
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Date Posted: 10:13:18 02/22/07 Thu

Joe I will take your plea under advisement, let it mull and fester for the day and see where that takes me. I do feel much better than I did on Tuesday. I slept til 9 today which helped a bit.

Hafer, hmmmm, nice scenario you got there. They are not paying you for 2 reasons: (1) they are cheap (2) they know you don't have patent experience and view in consideration of "training" you, they will keep the loot you earn them. I know a few people in law school working long distance and all ended up with offers. You will probably get 1 project a week and you can work at your own pace as long as you don't miss any deadlines. The down side as you concluded to is that it sucks working during the evenings. Could you possibly fit an hour or two or three in during your clerkship? Would that be "unethical"? In the end it could get you the "experience" people are looking for on your resume. Would that other place be serious about offering you a job? If so then it may not be worth working for free.

Jono, D2's reaction was completely expected. She's a "slow mover" who did not move very slowly, thus she must be in love. I imagine you talk every day and you see her more than once a week. This would give any girl the impression the she is your girlfriend no matter what you do or say to them. Unless that is you are Hafer and actually tell the girl every other week that she is in fact not your girlfriend. Anyways, leaving will suck for both of you but I don't see the long distance thing working out. You will be in a new area and will want to explore many crevices.

Subject: Music Thursday

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Jono
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Date Posted: 09:57:45 02/22/07 Thu

But first, 5 quick things:

1. I feel bad for D2, also. Hafer, you can relax in knowing that I made no offer to extend the relationship beyond my departure and even told her that I would understand if she wanted to cut off all communication at this point. So, basically, it appears that we will continue as in until my move and then "go from there" as so eloquently put by her boobs.

2. Hafer, I agree in totality with Joe's comments regarding your job. See what it would potentially lead to and if it sounds promising, go for it. It's not like you'll be missing out on all of the fun stuff in Gettysburg during the week.

3. Speaking of jobs, I appreciate your sentiments, Joe, but I don't think it takes too much balls to move. I mean, I am getting a good relo package, so that solves any home-owning problems. I'm not tied down to Cleveland for any relationship-y reasons, so picking up and moving won't mess anything up there. Sure, I'll miss friends and family, but I've done this type of move 3 times already and have been OK each time. And, if I want to advance in this company, it's wise to be very mobile and to get out of my region. Hell, I could always come back and take over a high-levle management job here in the future, but that's not happening until the people in those positions retire, which isn't for another 5+ years. It's the best opportunity for me at this moment and there's never been a creep of doubt about moving since I realized it'd be a strong possibility.

4. Now I'm pissed that I have to fly back into this area for 2 out of 3 weekends in late May, early June where previously, I was simply going to drive. My good friends' in Medina are getting married Memorial Day weekend and then Tony's wedding is 2 weeks after that. Automatically, that's an extra $500-600 out of my pocket that I would have otherwise not have spent on airline tickets. This leaves me frustrated.

5. I wish PSU played everyone in the big 10 like they play OSU.

Recent downloads that are awesome (band - album title):
- Bloc Party - Silent Alarm (actually, this is an old download, but I picked up their new one, liked it less than the debut, so I figured I should share. Beware, listening to the lead singer may lead to you catching "black" or "gay".)
- Razorlight - Razorlight (Brit pop/indie- bad ass)
- Built to Spill - You in Reverse (mellower than usual, but pretty bad ass)
- Fall Out Boy - Infinity On High (so damn catchy)

Subject: joe

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 09:38:38 02/22/07 Thu

have certain arrangements been made concerning this weekend? does mt have several underage parties lined up for us to crash? will there be a botany lesson this weekend?

as for the job thing, i have an additional lead in cali with an expanding ip place that will have a position available this summer. even if i don't get a pay position with the first place i could hope to land with the expanding firm. who knows?

jono's moving has really forced me to think about being bold and taking the bull by the horns to get ahead. the cali train is really picking up steam. i just wish i didn't have to somehow work out:
1) the cali bar
2) the patent bar (possibly)
3) moving
4) finishing my masters
5) how to pay for 1-4

Subject: Thursday Thoughts

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Date Posted: 08:57:04 02/22/07 Thu

I am exhausted but I must chime in on a few topics. Jono, you have enormous balls for making such a drastic move. Going from Cleveland to KC is intense. I, for one, don't know if I'd be so mobile. It is most admirable. I kinda feel bad for D2 - see! I am losing my edge. I need to ruthlessly bust balls this weekend. Also, how the heck did everyone wind up bailing on this trip?

Heaves, you now HAVE to come to PSU. Look at the strike force that we have assembled. You just HAVE to. Please think about. Mull it over and then come to the conclusion that you just have to come.

Hafer, I would talk to this place and try to determine when this thing would be paid and what it would ultimately lead to. There is nothing worse than working for free - regardless of the experience. I mean doing patent work is challenging but not impossible. You will pick it up quick.

Subject: bellamy
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:36:07 02/22/07 Thu

Subject: translation thursday

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hafer
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Date Posted: 08:24:38 02/22/07 Thu

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joo correctly translated marriage. tony shows why the word means what it does. sad. YOU AREN'T EVEN MARRIED YET!!! ENJOY LIFE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

jono, can't say i'm surprised by d2's reaction as she clearly believes she's your gf. oh, to be 22 and stupid (a girl). please tell me there was absolutely no give on your part in relation to the entire distance thing. it doesn't work, it never did, and it is never worth it. do not do it. besides, you'll be crushing midwest farmer's daughters, not exactly the type of activity that's good for a relationship.

career question for everyone. i have been in contact with a place out in cali that does patent prosecution work (a field i have interest in but i'm not entirely sure if it's what i want to do). they have extended an offer to me (don't get excited) for an unpaid (that's why) distance internship. pretty much what this means is that they're going to send me work which i will do during the evenings. as far as i can tell i'll be working on biotech projects and possibly some stuff outside my area of expertise (ee crap, etc.). should i take said position for the experience and not worry about getting paid even though i'm broke or should i tell them thanks but no thanks and enjoy my time off?

what is everyone's eta tomorrow? heaves, are you going to be a bitch and bail?

random thoughts:
britney spears is insane. losing wade for the season would be sad... if i cared about the nba. psu's mens bball team should switch to women's competition. vegas.

Subject: Joe
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:10:33 02/22/07 Thu 5:41 at Willow Grove is train station is fine. Jono, she might go psycho. Be safe; kill her now. Please tell me no one was surprised that Tony wasn't coming up this weekend. Remember: He's getting married, and "Marriage" is taken from the French word "Mariagge", which means "To gain a vagina in exchange for one's penis and balls".

Subject: Sighs of Frustration

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Date Posted: 07:49:30 02/22/07 Thu

So, it's just Joseph, Hafer, Joo and myself this weekend now? Bollocks. I'm thinking we might have to destroy an underage party if we can.

Hafer, I now know why Craig Bellamy is your hero and it has to do with one absolutely and ironically fantastic goal celebration. Also, it looks like he and Riise have no hard feelings after that sweet hookup that led to 'Pool goal #2. Go Reds!

Tired today due to the amount of talking and crying (not me) that was a result of D2 finding out my future departure from the greater Clevelan-Akron area. She wants "to try and see if the long distance thing could work." (This confuses me for about 400 different reasons, two of which are that (1) she's not my girlfriend and (2) what makes her think I want to do long distance) Sigh. Why must I be so lovable and hard to be without?

Subject: OMG
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:31:46 02/22/07 Thu Not one chick in that video was not super dooper hot. Incredible.

Subject: I have a vagina
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:41:32 02/21/07 Wed Gentlemen, I'm not going to be able to make it to SC this weekend. I have too much important wed - er - manly stuff to do. I apologize. Drink a dozen for me. Hopefully this will cheer you up: NSFW unless no one can see or hear your computer http://www.glumbert.com/media/pants

Subject: Joo Time
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 20:46:08 02/21/07 Wed I can be @ the Willow Grove train station at 5:41p. We can leave from there and hope on the TP. If that's too early, I can be there at 6:24p. I am just tied to the trains leaving the city.

Subject: Joe's ride
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:01:05 02/21/07 Wed What time do you think you could be at your house (parent's house)? I can pick you up from there.

Subject: Consider the Joo learned
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:29:25 02/21/07 Wed I apologize Hafer. You might have won this round, but alas, the war shall be mine!

Subject: actually
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:23:02 02/21/07 Wed "Please, for the love of god, do not tell me the score of the Liverpool-Barca game tomorrow" i didn't tell you the score. blow me.

Subject: Fucking' Hafer
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:20:33 02/21/07 Wed If that Bellamy line has ANYTHING (pro or con) to do with the Champions League game, as I suspect it does, I fucking hate you. All I asked for was silence. You better pray it's a transfer to Spurs or something non-C.L. related, motherfucker.

Subject: science damn it joo
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:48:26 02/21/07 Wed joo, please go back, reread the name of the poster who said he may not come to psu this weekend and then, after slight amendment, repost your latest contribution to the board. silly joo. jono, i now love craig bellamy. you'll find out why.

Subject: Oh yeah
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:41:11 02/21/07 Wed KC has riverboat casinos, too.

Subject: Friday Drive
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:36:26 02/21/07 Wed Evan, where are you coming from? Where would be convenient for me to meet you at? I am coming from center city. I can be done work around 430-500p. I am unsure of precisely where in NJ you work and which way you take to get to PSU. You taking the turnpike? We can definitely iron something out. Yay, company and driving treats.

Subject: another joo, another day
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:25:39 02/21/07 Wed haha, yeah Hafer, die for such talk of not traveling to the promised land. shame on you. Oh, I'm sure Tony "could use a lift" and I have it right here, in my pants. Jono, that's what you get for getting a raise. It always seems to work out like that doesn't it? :(

Subject: Die, Hafer
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:16:51 02/21/07 Wed That's all I have to fucking say if you don't come up to PSU. I'm not asking you, sir. You might be tired? SITFU. Joe, I would be more than happy to drive you up. What time did you want to head up? Where do you want to meet? Does Tony need a lift too?

Subject: ouch
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:45:31 02/21/07 Wed that sucks. do you want to buy my car? are you sure? this opinion i'm working on is being a pain in my ass. my brain has shut down for winter, thereby making my attempts at sentence formation futile. i need another vacation. jono, did you tell d2 about the move?

Subject: Ugh
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:36:11 02/21/07 Wed Car broke down. Out $700. Hate today.

Subject: internet is back

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hafer
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Date Posted: 13:35:12 02/21/07 Wed

my internet wasn't working this morning. more reason to hate gettysburg.

this is for jono, who apparently is already acting like a ceo and not mingling with us lesser folk here on the board... what a fag... he's almost as gay as lost
http://www.tshirts365.com/sportshop/productpage/1,17576,7582_10063_1662943,00.html?productid=275783

mythbusters is on tonight, now that's something to be excited about.

still no vic.

Subject: a real page turner on the board today
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:16:27 02/21/07 Wed needless to say this cannot continue. Also, Lost on tonight. yum.

Subject: 17th and Callowhill
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:02:11 02/21/07 Wed Could work too. Or the gayborhood.

Subject: things among things

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Heaves
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Date Posted: 09:49:24 02/21/07 Wed

Still deciding on psu. Still trying to catch up on life here in the capitol and I fear going to psu would have the opposite effect on me gearing up for Vegas since exhaustion would lead to death. Or I have a vagina. Take your pick. My week will be "gearing down" on Friday. I did get to work out last night and put up 195 on my 3rd set, which kinda makes me happy. Science I'm huge.

Philly, hmmmm. This discussion excites me. I assume you would want to be in walking distance of work? If I kept my job in Philly and lived at the place I was living at, I would have been perfectly content staying where I was (near 20th and Spring Garden). Although, the place I was at was more suited to having 1 roommate due to the 2.5 bedrooms. My place was the only one being rented out, everyone else owned so moving on. If you look up that way, you probably want to stay south of Spring Garden. I remember there being some nice places around 22nd and Green as well but that might be a bit pricey. Having a job and not currently in the city, my eyes would fall on Rittenhouse Sq. It's probably the most variety with the best locale you are going to get. You will be paying Heavener type prices to live there but you will get to roll out of bed and fall into work, you have a ton going on around there, easy access to all parts of the city and getting out of the city. Price is the only down side, but you are single and good looking so who cares. You can also look at the row homes/aparments near Washington Sq. along Walnut or Spruce. A little further from work but you could find something decent. I spent a couple nights there at a chicks place before I started dating Amanda. The quality and space that she was paying for (about $1400 or so with utils factored in), in my opinion, wasn't that great. But you could find a gem in there I suppose. Jen's place also sounds fantastic (18th and Market), and then you could be neighbors and have Tony over ALL the time.

If you are willing to take a bus then I could give a couple more ideas but I really say nay on that. Man up, spend money, live merry until you marry.

Subject: Back from the Dead

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Date Posted: 08:54:30 02/21/07 Wed

Yesterday, I was tied up all day at work. I didn't make it home until real late and just crawled into bed when I got there. Needless to say, I am ready for a weekend. Of course I would prefer a bit of a relaxing weekend, but I am going to have to settle for drinking with you animals. I'd like to see if I could coordinate my leaving with Evan. This way, we'd both have company on the way out to PSU. Evan, let me know what time you are thinking about leaving and from where and we can see what we can do about getting together.

In other news, I think I'd like to see what it's like to live downtown for a year. I think it'd be a decent experience and I am willing to try it out. Of course, that's the easy part. Now, I need to figure out where to live. Heaves, I am looking in your direction regarding this. You did the 'live in Philly' thing once already. Where'd you live if you had to do the whole thing over again and were working where I am working? Please, I need someone to tell me what to do and I am not looking to get married soon.

I hope that everyone's respective weeks are already on the decline and that people are already looking forward to the weekend. Jono, congrats on the promotion.

Subject: wednesday

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Date Posted: 08:16:55 02/21/07 Wed

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happy ash wednesday to all who care. i sure don't. science doesn't celebrate such stupid holidays.

it's wednesday. my boss is out of the office tomorrow and friday. clueriffic.

so, anyone know if vic still lives?

i am very excited to poop while reading the sports guy's nba all-star weekend story. it's 14 pages, even after i make the margins .5 all the way around. science be praised.

the month of february is quickly winding up... thank god. once march hits you can almost taste spring in the air, people's moods begin to change, and tennis skirts/"the" shorts begin to reemerge (not that it matters here in bumfuck, pa).

anyone else watch the msu v. wisconsin game last night? decent game, but i'm more excited to see the badgers play osu soon. i think msu guaranteed themselves a spot in the tourney with the win.

footie news - zinadine zidane may be coming to mls, either with chicago or ny. should be a bidding war if zz decides to come out of retirement. in other frog news, david trezeguet may be going to the pool in the summer time. apparently, he's promised the manager not to attack fellow players with golf clubs.

poyser is out for the weekend. this is my current strike force list:
1) me - 8 or 9 eta
2) joe - 9ish eta
3) joo - ??? eta
4) jono - 9ish eta?
5) tony - ??? eta

Subject: PSJoo
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:50:37 02/20/07 Tue I'll be heading up Friday afternoon as well. Basketball in the noon is fine. It's been a while for me too. The evening's will be insane. I might need the law skills of Hafer and Joe combined after Friday night alone. Jono, you and I might as well spend this weekend and Vegas learning what its like to live like CEO's...sans Thai Hookers.

Subject: PSU Weekend

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Date Posted: 15:51:50 02/20/07 Tue

It looks like only a select strike force will be making the trip to the Valley this weekend. As such, I guarantee some nutty things are going to happen. Because we have such a select, small number of people going I want to play basketball at the IM building Saturday afternoon. It's been so so long since this has been done and it was one of my most favorite things to do at PSU. Anyone else want to join MT and myself in this endeavor on Saturday? Also, I hope to arrive at PSU the standard post leaving work time. This means, I hope to be in my car driving away from the city around 6ish.

Subject: 1 more good thing...
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:33:41 02/20/07 Tue New time zone! All of my shows start 1 hour earlier!

Subject: The meeting

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Jono
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Date Posted: 14:48:27 02/20/07 Tue

It was failry uneventful, sorry to disappoint. He called me into his office, told me about the job, said that his boss, my current VP, recommended me for it & all those involved in making the decision agreed. It was my director's job to then come back, tell me this, make sure I was still mobile ("if you said you wanted to stay in Ohio b/c you were getting married or something, then we'd take you out of consideration") and then tell me when it will go down.

"More information will follow" was how the meeting ended.

He did tell me how much promise I had and that those making the decisions immediately remembered me and agreed that I'd be a good fit, etc. So, it has nothing to do with needing to get me out of my current position. He said "we've taught you all you can learn here, so it's time for you to move on."

Cool note: Also, one of the other Directors under the VP I'll be working for is going to be my new "mentor," kind of replacing the role my current director is in right now in that he will look for opportunites and take me under his wing. Get this- He's from Altoona, PA and is a PSU grad, so I'm fucking golden :)

Also, my actual boss doesn't know I'll be leaving her group very soon. And I'm not at liberty to tell her yet...

Subject: Cluetastic Tuesday

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Tony
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Date Posted: 14:42:45 02/20/07 Tue

Aside from the fact that it's a glorious 52 degrees outside, my place is starting to gain some semblence of its former, clean, self.

Jono, you could always rent out your house. If housing prices are that much cheaper in KC then you should just keep renting in KC and slum-lording your place in Medina. That way you will still own a house, but at a higher market value. That way should you eventually see the light and move to the Philly area, you'll be able to afford something out here.

Good luck saying goodbye to everyone. That can't be easy. Maybe JF3 might have to be in KC. Get a hold of Larry Johnson and invite him out. We'll change his mind about white people.

Only a 14 hour drive to State College. You can do it!

Subject: Jono's new job
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:25:02 02/20/07 Tue I've seen the real estate out in KC and what you can ge for what prices. Be excited Jono. Very, Very Excited Positives about KC: 1) Blondes and accents 2) Cheap Real Estate 3) Excellent Real Estate Investment (it's booming) Negatives: 1) Tornadoes 2) Meteor Showers 3) The Chiefs

Subject: how did he tell you?

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Date Posted: 14:11:14 02/20/07 Tue

jono, how did your boss tell you that you were being shipped to the midwest? did he say nothing, but throw you a cards hat? did he have you come in, sit down, and then sullenly tell you that you had no future in your current position... only to suddenly and quite cheerfully inform you that kc is going to be your new home? or, and i sure hope not, did he just tell you like it was no big deal and then say congratulations and shake your hand? if it's the latter i'll be immensely disappointed.

a quick look at cnn.com reveals that sport killing of homeless people is on the rise. my question is how does one get picked for a team? is there a team near g-burg? i'd imagine the closest major venue would be baltimore (i'd also imagine they'd be very good seeing as how many homeless people they have). lukey is probably the commissioner of the league, given his complete hatred of all things homeless.

in case you weren't aware, britney spears is insane.

Subject: Correction

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 13:34:10 02/20/07 Tue

Joo still has me owned, as of right now.
No idea what my title is yet, but will fill everyone in as I do.

As for housing, I have no idea how that's going to work out. Depending on how much moving expenses they give me, I might just put my shit in storage for the 1st week and and scout places while living in a hotel and hopefully sign a lease within the week. The good news with this is that when the company relocates you, they give you 3 days vacation time to "look for a new residence" and then they give you 5 days of vacation time to "relocate from your old residence to your new residence." So, that 1st week in KC while at a hotel could be all on company time and not at all taken from my regular vacation time.

Or....

I could use those 3 designated "scouting" days from March 21-23 and then not have to use my real vacation time for the Vegas trip. That would be wholly underhanded and not in the company's best interest, but rad as hell.

Quickly, things I am not looking forward to:
1. Breaking the news to D2.
2. Breaking the news to B, who still e-mails me daily and is totally holding out hope for us.
3. Less frequent PSU trips.
4. Doing the find new friends thing all over again.
5. Weather- they have tornados and bad ice storms.
6. Back to renting for now.

Things that are awesome:
1. Will be able to live closer to work, adding 2 hours of free time to each of my days.
2. No longer having to pay $1K+ mortgage payment every month.
3. Steaks, BBQ, blues music.
4. Continued living in the middle of nowhere.
5. The Plaza- supposedly a bitching young yuppie area of KC, full of bars and restaurants. I hope to become a regular.
6. Working with- gasp!- people under 30?!? Hell, people under 50!?!

I have no idea where I'l be living, in MO or KS, but I assure you it will be one of them. (Matters?)

Subject: laughing
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:15:53 02/20/07 Tue Tony, attack of the poo, that's great news! Hafer, return of the ex, that's great news!! Jono, promotion strikes back, that's great news!!!

Subject: joo

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 12:57:43 02/20/07 Tue

i believe what tony meant is that jono has now vaulted above you in the race to ceo because he's been asked to relocate and probably will receive a fancy new title (assistant to the regional manager --> assistant regional manager). i also think he was just calling you out as a bitch and that you should show up at his place and make him eat his butt discharge. he's sick so it'll be easier to take advantage of him.

tony, sorry to hear your weekend sucked. that's it.

in work transfer news, my ex from out in pittsburgh (the one that moved to chitown in april) just got and accepted a job offer back in pittsburgh. she's already dropping hints at wanting to get back together... shoot me.

Subject: Rebuttal
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:54:01 02/20/07 Tue I really just wanted to put Donkey punch in the post somewhere.

Subject: Congrats Jono
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:47:42 02/20/07 Tue Congrats, Jono! Do you know what your title is? Once you have the details, you have to fill us in. BTW, Tony: "In the race to CEO Jono has donkey punched Joo and taken the lead" - How so?

Subject: Congrats Jono
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:12:35 02/20/07 Tue Pretty soon you'll be wearing gold-plated diapers. Sounds like you might be making some weekend trips to KC to secure housing. In the race to CEO Jono has donkey punched Joo and taken the lead. Best of luck gentlemen.

Subject: Weekend Update

Author:
Tony
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Date Posted: 12:02:12 02/20/07 Tue

I enjoyed my entire weekend with a nice case of stomach flu. Unless explosive diarrhea and a fever are your ideas of a good time then my weekend sucked ass. I am very upset that my holiday weekend was wasted being sick. I wish it could have happened during the week so I could use sick days instead. Still took today off sick because my place is a mess from not doing anything all weekend and I was really tired yesterday.

Even though I am not a NASCAR fan, I like the fact that one of the cars finished the race upside down and on fire. I think NASCAR should give out style points for how a car finishes. Like if one of the drivers snuck David Copperfield into the passenger seat of their car and then had him throw magic out of the car and into the crowd.

The only highlight of the weekend was going to KOP to hang out with Joe and Van Akin. If Dave can't make it to TITS then that might have been the last time I'll see Dave until he gets back from Iraq in 16 months. He potentially deploys in April to either Kirkuik or Baghdad.

Subject: hooray

Author:
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Date Posted: 12:00:18 02/20/07 Tue

congrats jono on your big promotion. now get excited to live in the middle of nowhere. at least you have the royals. will you be living in kansas or missouri?

notes about the move to kc:
1) thanks for the boobs and memories, d2 (dd)... now beat it
2) less frequent trips to psu (gay)
3) only the landscape is flat (hopefully)
4) no more worries about hurricane damage
5) super increased worries about tornado damage
6) people speak with a funny accent
7) you'll fit right in with the brokeback mountain crowd
8) kc is a bi-state metropolitan area... hopefully that's not the only bi thing out there (ie new d2)

http://www.kansascityusa.org/facts.html

Subject: Not Vegas...

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 11:46:01 02/20/07 Tue

...but Kansans City.
It's a promotion (not sure of the monetary impact just yet) and I get to work directly for my current VP and the SVP. The details of the job are vague but I'll be working a lot harder and with a significant increase in responsibility (i.e. board posts will heavily decline during work hours).

Also, word has it that I will be getting a relocation package to the tune of:
- A 60-day window to sell my house, put on the market by my company. If I do not sell it within this time frame, the company will have 2 appraisers price it and then buy it off of me for the average in the appraisal value.
- Money to help me move.
- Moving company to pack/move me.
- Money to live off of in KC until I find a place to live.

This will all go down in late March or early April. No matter what, it will not interfere with any Vegas doings.

I am excited and nervous. I shall vomit for the rest of the day...

Subject: double D

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 11:26:39 02/20/07 Tue

Instead of calling D2 D2, I think her name should be changed to double D in honor of her boobs. Just a thought.

Skiing was great. I got very drunk friday night and progressively not as drunk the successive nights. Lots of good stories that I may have to input at a later date. Very busy today. More or less a bit tired as well.

I'll start you off with this:

4. wet blanket

After having sex with a girl, you go into the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice off of your dick with a washcloth. When returning to the bedroom, you throw the washcloth on the girl's face. Thus giving her a wet blanket.

Subject: jono
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:52:50 02/20/07 Tue we expect an update the second you return to your office after speaking with the big tuna. until then, think vegas thoughts. vegas, vegas, vegas.

Subject: Breaking News...
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:47:09 02/20/07 Tue My director, just back from a week of meeting regarding the new organizational layout, needs to meet with me after his conference call at 11am. This could be information regarding some new job responsibilities, new location, more money, etc. Color me giddy...

Subject: Boobs are nice
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:03:21 02/20/07 Tue Very nice :) AND THON kicked some ass this year. $5.2M, breaking the old record by over $1M. I'm impressed.

Subject: please let this happen... kind of

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:54:58 02/20/07 Tue

http://www.examiner.com/a-573127~Some_mull_idea_of_Sen__Bill_Clinton.html

i want bill to take over hillary's seat, but do not want to see hillary win the big seat.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/19/ap/politics/mainD8NCGQV00.shtml

mccain just lost points with me

who else is excited that the ncaa did away with the stupid clock rules, namely the clock starting at a change of possession, that they implemented last season?

heaves, how was skiing? did you tag a partner?

jono, how are d2's boobs?

lukey, how much did you win?

vic, are you alive?

Subject: Tuesday

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 08:50:21 02/20/07 Tue

Did absolutely nothing this weekend and it was fantastic. I did drink some beers though.

I, of course, will be at PSU this weekend, arriving between 8pm and 9pm on Friday to the Master's pad. I have a major clue thinking about this.

The Bellamy things is disgraceful, but not so surprising. When I was first getting into Liverpool last year, I read about my players and the things said about Bellamy were "short fuse," "bad temper" and "troublemaker." So, there you go.

Speaking of futbol, Champions League Round of 16 games kick off today. Please, for the love of god, do not tell me the score of the Liverpool-Barca game tomorrow. I'm recording it and watching it when I get home from work on Wednesday and would like to be surprised at what happens as I watch it. Hafer and Lukey, this is directed at you two.

Puerto Rico is for gays. Did you sing "I like to be in America" and call yourself a "Shark" the whole weekend?

Subject: time to break out the defribulator

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:32:04 02/20/07 Tue

29 - W
30 - Th

ok kids, time to get this board back on its feet. i was looking forward to coming back from my trip and spending the entire morning catching up on what was said... it took me 15 seconds. unacceptable. to remedy this i suggest everyone dropping a quick line telling everyone what went down this weekend, how badly they hate this week, and how they're either 1)coming 2) not coming to psu this weekend. i'll break the ice.

so as you know, i was in puerto rico (a rich man's mexico) this weekend. the island can be summed up quite simply, it's a dirtier miami. there are just as many chicks in thongs/dudes in speedos as you'll find in the sunshine state, you just need to travel over the ocean to reach it. everyone speaks english and spanish, everyone uses dollars, and everyone loves plantains. the water may be a bit bluer and the sun a bit harsher, but other than that, it's exactly the same.

so pretty much all i did this weekend was:
1) tour old san juan (think old european town complete with an old stone fort right by the ocean)
2) lay on the beach drinking mojitos

other than that, my weekend was very inconsequential. today i plan on actually doing some work to get the wheels going, picking up my car after it gets serviced, and dream about psu this weekend.

lukey, bellamy is now my hero... oh, and he's about to be shipped off to either aston villa or blackburn because of his little spaz attack... shocker.

Subject: team unity
Author: Lukey [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 02:50:37 02/19/07 Mon http://deadspin.com/sports/soccer/karaoke-does-not-bring-liverpool-teammates-together-237709.php just returned for a nice ac trip. absolutely cannot wait for vegas.

Subject: Ugh...
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:45:09 02/16/07 Fri W-33 R-34 Cannot come soon enough.

Subject: I...uh, um...uhh
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:30:43 02/16/07 Fri Um, just watch this, um, ok? All of it. Please. SOSFW (sort of SFW) as long as only you can hear the sound... http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=what+what+%28in+the+butt%29&search=Search (It's the first video)

Subject: SheJoo
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:48:34 02/16/07 Fri The Board of Directors has settled it. The SheJoo will not be attending the precursor to TITTS. However, this means that I will not have something to place my penis inside at night. Therefore, one of you has to spoon with me. I'm honestly hopeing its Jono

Subject: the final word
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:50:11 02/16/07 Fri there are no women allowed for the psu trip. simple as that. lost is gay, now more people agree. http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/16/tv.lostratings.ap/index.html

Subject: A comment

Author:
Donnie
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Date Posted: 10:47:36 02/16/07 Fri

This was supposed to be a pre-Vegas trip. For this reason, I am leaving my Ali at home for the trip. The only reason that I am hesitant about extending an invite to the SheJoo is because we are staying @ Tommy's hole in the wall apartment (it is not any of our friend's apartments). I do not want to take advantage of the courtesy he has extended to us all by offering to put us up for the weekend. I am all up for meeting the SheJoo but I am not 100% on her staying at Tommy's.

Subject: Jono
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:37:46 02/16/07 Fri Stop Jooing the posts, Jono. Heaves said "Thus, I'd love to meet her." She is coming, and I own you.

Subject: Ooops
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:02:02 02/16/07 Fri If PSU is a pre-Vegas warm-up then disregard everything I said, Joo. In that case, I want to see no females that are having relations with my friends the weekend of the 24th. I'm sure you understand my change in stance after such a (forgotten) revelation.

Subject: great news
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:53:17 02/16/07 Fri Cable was restored at about 1 am last night. Which means I missed out on all of Thursday night tv as well. However, cable is back, so rejoice. 2 hours left.

Subject: Vegas
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:03:46 02/16/07 Fri I thought this PSU trip was supposed to be a trial run for Vegas. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember permitting our wives to come along to Vegas. In any case, I love two things in life: (1) hating Jews and (2) busting the Joo's balls (and savoring them). Thus, I'd love to meet her. 3 more hours of work left in the day, then I'm OUT!

Subject: SheJoo Cometh...

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 07:54:09 02/16/07 Fri

I say go for it for 2 reasons:

(1) I'd hope you guys would do the same for me if my gal wanted to come.
(2) I want to meet someone else who's had Joo's penis in her (or his) ass/mouth/ear.

I will be flying solo, no doubt.

Joe's comment on my wall on MySpace brough up an interesting thought in my giant head. Why don't we have a contest to see who can get married in Vegas. First one to do it, um, wins? Everyone put in $100. $1500 (give or take depending on who is a pussy or not) for the winner. Good times had by all.

Subject: Next Weekend
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:17:13 02/15/07 Thu I'm in, and the SheJoo wants to come. Thoughts on this....

Subject: Last Day
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:19:46 02/15/07 Thu Done and done. Raise please.

Subject: double ha

Author:
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Date Posted: 16:19:16 02/15/07 Thu

silly heaves, that line never gets old.

lost is still gay.

i sat in on a hearing today involving 2 high school kids who went into a convenience store, robbed it, and then shot the teller 3 times. the defense is trying to get the kids tried in juvie court, the commonwealth wants them tried as adults. one of the defendants' witnesses today was asked by the da whether the one defendant had any violent propensities, whether he played any violent video games. she replied that he played halo. there you have it, halo causes people to rob and kill.... and be awesome.

Subject: my box
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:41:23 02/15/07 Thu i.e., your mom

Subject: ha
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:29:36 02/15/07 Thu heaves has trouble with his box. jono, the show sucks. got schwartz?

Subject: Lost

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 15:18:05 02/15/07 Thu

Due to techical difficulties with my box, not only was I depressed last night for not having Panda (thanks jono, dick) but when i got home i found that i had no cable and thus missed one tree hill, real world and lost. fuck fuck fuck. must dl the first two and watch the 3rd online. thus, no spoilers please.

my last day is almost complete. the job is saved.

In other news, suck my balls.

Subject: Also...
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:30:08 02/15/07 Thu Lost was SO fucking good last night. Love that show (fuck you Hafer).

Subject: 3 Things...

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Date Posted: 13:56:28 02/15/07 Thu

1. I'm absolutely loving basketball-worshipping Sports Guy right now. Ever column is awesome.

2. I wish I remembered this game.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070215

3. Seriously, look at those fucking lineups and tell me you don't either (a) get a boner or (b) want to murder every person out of sheert seething jealousy who got to witness and remember that game.

Subject: fantastic news
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:31:01 02/15/07 Thu i just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico. in actuality, the goods news is that the net radio i listen to, espn out of the 'burgh, now plays, not only the local shows, but also mike and mike and the dan patrick show. this means a full day's worth of listening bliss. hooray. heaves, get fired. i dare you. sloooooooooow.

Subject: working
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:37:01 02/15/07 Thu I have a Last Day today, which is if I don't get something filed I get fired. It's a doozie, thus I won't be posting til that's in. In other news, blow me.

Subject: Lock it in
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:25:50 02/15/07 Thu MT's will serve us nicely and leave more $ for drinking.

Subject: headcount

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 10:18:01 02/15/07 Thu

definitely in: (this crew + tony, will do some damage)
1) me
2) joe/you
3) jono

maybe (aka nonresponsive):
4) heaves - saturday only (waaa, driving, waa)
5) vic (still alive?)
6) lukey (are there enough asians at psu to satisfy?)
7) joo (will shoo give him a weekend pass?)
8) poyser - saturday only (big project... supposedly)

in but not staying at mt's:
1) tony

has anyone heard anything about he new jim carrey film, the number 23? i'm kind of excited to see what it's like, probably because i think he's a better serious actor (eternal sunshine, truman show, etc) than funny actor (ace ventura....).

Subject: Need headcount
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:11:22 02/15/07 Thu If small enough, MT will accommodate all.

Subject: hooray

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:54:57 02/15/07 Thu

34 - W
35 - Th

hooray for one thing today, the fact that i get to leave this icy shithole known as gettysburg tomorrow for the warm tropical beaches of puerto rico. i just checked the weather and the forecast calls for 85 and partly cloudy every day i'm there. this beats the 20 and cloudy predicted for central pa.

so digging my car out yesterday was a true joy. as we all know, the precipitation that fell yesterday was an odd mix of snow, sleet, and freezing rain. at least here, the snow fell first, then we got a nice thick layer of ice, followed by one last layer of snow. essentially what this means is that any attempt to dig a car out sucks balls. hard. i found this out the hard way. the plow that clears the little alley that runs by my house decided to pile snow up right beside all our cars, thus making our task even more fun. to make matters worse, the only shovel available to us was a dinky plastic thing owned by my neighbor ron. usually, if the crap was just snow it would have been fine, but the added ice made the shovel bend and pretty much bitch out. so what should have been a 10 minute job turned into an hour and a half long task. not cool. by the time i was done, my fingers were frozen, my draws were soaked, and i was not in good spirits. however, my temprement changed when i realized i was getting paid for my digging skills, as well as for my sitting on the coach trying to find a job while playing halo skills. thank you county paid snow days!

on the job front, i have a bite with a firm in san fran named fernandez and associates (http://www.iploft.com/). the managing partner dude (fernandez, but i'm totally going to call him fernando as a tribute to the gta radio personality) called me yesterday and said he wanted to get me started on a distance internship type thing with an eye toward getting me out there, possibly, within a few months. hooray! heaves, tell your bosses i'm coming for them.

jono, i'm so pleased you got to spend a v-day without spending a dime for once. i'm also glad to hear you loved it. i hope this opens your eyes to glory that is singledom and playing the field.

i call mt's big couch if not already taken. if not i call floor by the closet. dibs.

Subject: Fast & Furious

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 08:02:33 02/15/07 Thu

1. I was off yesterday (I took vacation time). Didn't feel like driving the 2+ hours it would have taken me to simply get to work, work 8 hours, then turn around and do 2+ hours again to get home. Call me crazy.

2. I have a meeting from 8:30-11:30 this morning, so that is why I will not be posting until this afternoon. Hafer, relax.

3. I'm SO in for PSU. Have we figured out sleep arrangements yet?

4. Joo, Lkuey posted that Dartmouth tour group prank back in the fall of 2004. Nice catch, but ultimately I'm not surprised that you missed it (kisses).

5. Because of the inclement weather, D2 did not come over for dinner as planned last night, but instead she only worked for a few hours, I went over to her place for some mid afternoon booty, and then she ended up buying me pizza for dinner. Of course, I still have all the shit to make my originally planned dinner which may or may not happen tonight, but a Valentine's Day without me spending a dime is spectacular. They should all be like that from this day forward...

Subject: You'll know if I'm in when I call on Friday and say "I'm on the way"
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:10:50 02/14/07 Wed If there's no room to sleep, I'll make room.

Subject: Me
Author: Poyser [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:48:59 02/14/07 Wed Possibly Saturday. Friday is looking almost impossible.

Subject: me
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:06:19 02/14/07 Wed see above.

Subject: Roll Call: PSU trip - next weekend
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:11:46 02/14/07 Wed Who's in?

Subject: disagree

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 11:39:38 02/14/07 Wed

i can bitch about the board being silent because i put the most effort into the board's content. so blow me.

yes, i am off today. that means i'll be searching for jobs, watching movies, and downloading porn. be jealous.

i'd say happy halmark day but today is a lame corporate created excuse to spend money on something you should be getting for free. therefore, i will not mutter the cursed words.

Subject: If it was anyone else
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:21:51 02/14/07 Wed Hafer would be infuriated by the boards silence. But because it is he that seemingly has off today, he thinks it's okay not to participate. F-that! I never want to hear Nazi things coming from the board Nazi again. I hope an avalanche fell from big round top and buried him in his own tomb of ice.

Subject: SI
Author: Heavese [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:24:49 02/14/07 Wed Nay, usually I love her but not really impresed this time.

Subject: Work...
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:50:37 02/14/07 Wed In work, working for the weekend. This is totally and completely lame. I gave myself a 1-hour delay this morning. I am still wishing I was in bed. This stinks! Beyonce on the cover of SI - yay or nay?

Subject: Work
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:18:21 02/14/07 Wed I'll be going to work today as soon as my igloo of a car thaws out. Hopefully work will be pretty empty today as just about every school has off. My class tonight was close to getting cancelled but Rutgers only wound up with a 2 hour delay.

Subject: Morning Musings for Hump Day

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 08:57:13 02/14/07 Wed

As of 4:31 this morning the government declared that it would in fact be open today. Thus, with this news my day of working was altered to a day of working without staff who will declare "they couldn't make it in". yay.

Happy Vagina Day for those who have to put up with today. I did my good deed of the day, filling up on good karma for the rest of the week. Snow + my muscles = helping an old woman cross the street. Yes I carried her 40 lb rolling suitcase work thingy across the street since wheels do not roll in 3 inches of snow. Elated, she said thank you. I said, Happy Valentines Day, which was immediately reciprocated with the giving of her moldy vagina. Also, the metro arrived (virtually empty) just as I was getting to the platform, a rare combination of occurance.

I hope the rest of you faggots are open for work today as well.

Subject: Drinking Time
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 21:27:52 02/13/07 Tue Nothing needs to be said: http://www.break.com/index/amazing_dartmouth_tour_group_prank.html SFW

Subject: Things

Author:
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Date Posted: 20:32:53 02/13/07 Tue

First off - Jono - TOTALLY agree with you on the whole snow/ice thing. It only makes me get up earlier. Mother nature's a whore; bottom line.

Hafer - EVERTYHING Caruso does is gay, and if I ever meet her, I'm gonna fucking choke the shit out of her. Let her know I said that.

Jono Again - Every time she mentions girlfriend, think of the twix commercials. Handle it like those commercials, only instead twix, use your Jonolong (again, means Jono's schlong), and instead of stuffing it into YOUR MOUTH (I mean, come on, if we could to that to ourselves, NONE of us would have girlfriends), stuff it into hers, and scream "NEED A MOMENT!?"

Payton Manning has trouble meeting girls because he's too busy thinking about guys. Period.

Subject: please be true
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:17:25 02/13/07 Tue http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/eli-manning-has-a-hard-time-meeting-girls-236129.php

Subject: hide it
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:00:42 02/13/07 Tue you can hide your entire details section. of course this means you won't be able to tell people whether you smoke, your zodiac, or if you want kids but it also means you keep the relationship status out of your page. what a trade off.

Subject: myspace status bar

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hafer
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Date Posted: 13:29:39 02/13/07 Tue

yes, the myspace status bar is indeed very gay. it was that little display that ignited the last crazuso tiff where i had to put her down into her place (again). i'm going to enact a policy of never changing the status from single. ever. if a chick isn't cool with that she's obviously insane since it's only a stupid effin display feature on a web networking site. if a chick gets worked up over something so trivial she deserves to be admitted to the loony house.

joe is totally right on with why women want to be a guy's gf. she's not a slut if she's just sleeping with whom she's supposed to. it's funny how that works.

Subject: Oh well

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 13:14:10 02/13/07 Tue

I'm not worried about the "girlfriend" thing though. It was just an interesting topic of discussion that I thought I should share with you guys.

What's even more gay is that now that MySpace exists, if this does become a problem (it could, but right now it's really not), my intentions will always be known via MySpace. Which is totally gay. Sans-MySpace, I could just avoid the topic and never really have a label or not. Now, it'll be like "why didn't you change your status on MySpace to 'In a Relationship'" or gayness like that. Did I mention this is gay?

Anyway, I'm not worrying about shit now. As far as I am concerned, D2 is cool with hanging out, she's cool with not hanging out, she's cool with driving while I get hammered at a bar, she's cool with geting hammered at a bar with me while we take a cab, she's cool with being fair and always wanting to pay for half of things (or doing the trade-off/you buy this time, I got next method), she's cool with me not commiting about her being my girlfriend and she's cool with f'ing me. If issues develop, I'll hang myself because I am currently enjoying the coolness of the current situation.

D1 hasn't been told anything, but she knows she sort of messed up with respect to the list e-mail. Although we still e-mail and talk every once in a while, she's kind of placed me into this weird role as a person just to bounce things off of. For example, she went on a date last weekend and decided to tell me all about it for the purpose of wondering why she can never focus on the positives instead of the negatives and get past the perfect boyfriend she has constructed in her head (yup- she told me this. apparently, the guy was totally cute and charming, but he had jerky hand/upper body movements that left her distracted). Ridiculous, I know.

In any event, I'm thinking I chose correctly. Plus, D1 can be my concert buddy as she loves live shows and I usually don't have anyone to go with.

Subject: Re: "Girlfriend"
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:52:55 02/13/07 Tue Most women want to be your "girlfriend" while sleeping with you in an attempt for them to feel less slutty for having just f-ed you. For some reason, if a girl feels that she is someone's "girlfriend" this permits her to have sex without suffering society's scorn.

Subject: yuck

Author:
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Date Posted: 12:29:04 02/13/07 Tue

why do women do that? why do they ask stupid, unimportant questions such as, "so, am i your girlfriend?" i mean really, what does the title mean and why do women desire it so much? you've been dating this chick for a month and she's already concerned about her status. this of course means she wants to tie you up and make sure you aren't with anyone else (if only she knew). women's possessiveness genes are huge and d2's certainly are fully functional.

Subject: bold

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 12:24:16 02/13/07 Tue

"Am I your girlfriend?" Always a fun topic. Um only on Tuesdays. She must have felt slightly guilty about renegging on her "slow mover" comment. "If I give up the booty, Jono will make me his wife." Did you break it off with D1 (officially)? Did she make another list stating reasons why she is even more crazy?

Snow, people don't deal with snow here well. It's the "south" afterall. To make things better/worse we are not expected to get snow but instead, ice. I was told they have no means of dealing with that kind of weather. It will actually be quite comedic since I metro and could care less if I have to wear snow boots to work.

I will be working late. woo. 24 is heating up.

Subject: Ugh

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 12:01:12 02/13/07 Tue

Had a meeting all morning.

Why I don't care about this snow other than I wish it would go away:
(1) My workplace has a history of NEVER giving weather-related days off. Mostly because 90+% of the workforce lives within 10 miles of the office. Therefore, my 1 hour commute becomes almost two due to the snow on the roads and poor maintenance.
(2) That leaves me with 2 options- Stay at work and drive home after it's been snowing all night and day, either getting in an accident or having it take me 2+ hours or I get to leave work early ad maybe take off tomorrow both which require me to use my very precious vacation days. So, gayness either way.
(3) I don't have a 3 day weekend.

Pardon my bitchyness, but this snow is making my life worse, not better.

As for D2, the moving away subject has been broached and it "really upsets" her. It didn't stop her from offering up the vagina platter though. Also, I stammered this weekend when she asked if she was my girlfriend, basically turning the question back onto her and never committing (but not saying "NO, you're not my girlfriend" a la Hafer/Crazaruso). Still, she didn't seem to mind. In any event, if I move, we'll remain friends or we won't. There will be no attempts at anything long distance related...

Subject: Dues
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:54:14 02/13/07 Tue This is the first that I am hearing about dues. I would just hold off on things. I believe we have at least one year without giving them another cent.

Subject: Where?
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:48:07 02/13/07 Tue Where the heck is everyone today? We are on the eve of a major snowstorm that may result in a day working from home tomorrow and people are not posting? This is unacceptable. Also, we have an upcoming three day weekend thanks to some dead Presidents. Is there nothing worthy of comment today?

Subject: lame

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 11:26:55 02/13/07 Tue

joe/heaves, when are our first pa bar association dues due? i just got a letter from the wonderful adams county bar association saying i owe them flow for my pa dues. i say this is horsecrap since we just passed the bar. please tell me i don't owe more money already. if i do owe money, please tell me one of your rich folk will pay my due for me.

so, are people snowed in away from their computers this morning or are people just being that freakin' gay?

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