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Subject: Snow Snow Snow

Author:
Donnie
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Date Posted: 09:14:06 02/13/07 Tue

I am REALLY hoping that we can get enough ice and snow to enable me to work from home tomorrow. I need the weather to permit me a sleepin' in day. I could really use one. I was looking into possibly checking out a duplex this weekend - but recently found out that it recently was put under contract. So, that kinda sucks really bad. Oh well, the search for housing continues.

Subject: snow

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:14:11 02/13/07 Tue

jono, well done on the al hammond 2nd. the cd is pretty good. also, formal congrats on reentering the world of the vagina-busting. my pressing concern is what are you going to do with d2 when you move, if you do in fact get relocated? as we all know, the talk about just wanting to stay friends never works, so you may be forced to take drastic measures. my suggestion, one word: gay.

well the snow is coming down hard here in central pa. on the drive in i saw cars already starting to skid. this makes me really look forward to the drive home. hopefully, we get an early dismissal, which apparently the county is quick to announce. a half day today plus a full day off tomorrow would give me perma-clue.

now onto sports news. now that the shot got ditched in sd does anyone think cheater carroll will make a move back to the nfl, despite the fact he was an awful pro coach? who else is super excited to see duke unranked?

i think this was posted on here before, but it's still fun. http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

Subject: SNL
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:59:29 02/13/07 Tue Worth watching. From SNL this weekend. A sketch (like 2 minutes) about sloths. I found it hilarious... Go here: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/videos/ Then click on the video under "Featured Videos" called "Sloths".

Subject: Jasa

Author:
Joo
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Date Posted: 21:48:48 02/12/07 Mon

My Jasa (Joo Casa) is as follows:

2-Story / 2-bedroom / 2-1/2 bathroom townhouse with newly done patio with built in Pagoda lighting.

I'll have picks post 3/29, when I settle.

Thank you for the nice bitch slap to all those who accuse ME of "Jooing" the posts, Jono. I wanna be on you.

Also Jono, I too, for little while, will know what it is like to be "house poor". Association fees over $120 should come with morning blowjobs. Is it too much to ask to wake up before work, get the coffee going, and have a hot girl in her early 20's come into my house every morning and give me a quick morning blow? Heave, Hafer, and Donnie (aka. the "Trifecta" - can't spell, sorry) - work on that.

Jono - If something happens and you can't make it to Vegas, no worries. We'll come kidnapp you; Old School style.

Subject: Bonna-inducing
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:33:20 02/12/07 Mon The police just held a press conference and announced a North American tour. They also mentioned they would be headlining Bonnaroo.

Subject: single = awesome
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:39:56 02/12/07 Mon jono, blow you? ok, when? joe sans ali at psu = clueriffic. poyser making the trip as well = cluetastic. heaves pretty much summed up gettysburg. it's just there. not too much to say about it. and yes, it smells like shit.

Subject: Excitement
Author: Poyser [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:55:33 02/12/07 Mon Reasons I point to my excitement. 1. Joe may be in Philly this weekend, thus allowing me to get hammered with him. 2. The thought of Ali-less Joe at PSU, I may have to make the trip just for that. Single man.

Subject: VDay

Author:
Donnie
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Date Posted: 14:23:52 02/12/07 Mon

Jono, there is no better feeling in the world than that. You just stop and think - thank God I am a gentleman. As for Vday, I will be working and spending it alone. Hopefully, I will be asleep at a decent hour.

This weekend I will give Ali her present - which will be a Wii game. All I have to decide is which one it will be. Also, Philly people, I may be in town with the lady in tow on Saturday night depending on people's plans and schedules would you like to do anything fun like going out in the city with moi?

PSU weekend after this weekend. It's officially a boys weekend out. I will be Ali-less. Ali has admitted she cannot hang with our drinking and I will be flying solo. Plan accordingly.

Subject: Unnecessary
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:11:37 02/12/07 Mon That hurt Hafer. Also, fucking blow me. I'm making dinner and not spending $100+ on a meal and gifts. Wonderful.

Subject: Gettysburg has left me speechless

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 14:11:02 02/12/07 Mon

Mostly because I have nothing to say about the place. It's like the question "does a bear shit in the woods?" (yes), why? Because he has to. Well the very same could be said for Gettysburg and the locals. That's why it smelled so bad driving through there. That may make sense but neither does the people who actually choose to live there.

The snow means nothing to me other than it'll be very crowded on the metro so I best come in very early tomorrow.

My valentine's day plans include working til 11, eating a tub of ice cream and then crying myself to sleep.

Subject: V-Day plans
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:45:06 02/12/07 Mon I'm going to class. I'm so romantic

Subject: Let it Fucking Snow
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:40:28 02/12/07 Mon Hafer, sorry I never made it to HD. I was WAY too hungover on Sunday so plans were changed. I really hope we get bombarded by snow. Even though I can walk to my office if I had to I would still take a sick day and fart around at home all day. I really could care less about work right now.

Subject: question

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 13:35:18 02/12/07 Mon

has anyone ever actually watched an arena football game? if so what did you think of it? i'm really thinking about giving it a go, now that proper football is finished until august. i just can't bring myself to care about baseball or the nba. on top of that, the only other reasonable alternative, college basketball, is only a temporary fix. this forces me to possibly expand my horizons into the arena realm.

i'm quite excited for this snow. there is talk about an early dismissal tomorrow, just like back in my grade school days. how fun.

so what are everyone's hallmark day plans? i will be sitting on my ass doing all that the day deserves, namely nothing. this excites me to no end. jono, please promise us all you won't propose.

Subject: Sorry for my Lack...

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 13:25:14 02/12/07 Mon

I really just have very little to say today.

So, we'll just got bullet-style:

- Joo bought a house a while ago. I think he posted "I bought a house." or something equally direct. Anyone who did not catch this can't call Joo out on not reading all of the posts anymore (I got your back, Joo).

- I've played the Wii and it is one of the coolest things I can remember playing with (not including my very own piinis). I played baseball, boxing and tennis with tennis being the most fun and boxing being the most sweat inducing.

- In a related note, Joe, your girlfriend is awesome. What chicks by a Wii? I'll tell you what chicks by a Wii...
Awesome ones.

- Is there a better feeling than going from not having regular sex after having lots of regular sex for 1 year to going back to having regular sex? I say yes, probably, but right now you'd have a tough time convincing me otherwise.

Subject: jooasa

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 11:43:24 02/12/07 Mon

when did joo buy a house? congrats on buying said casa if it is in fact true that you did so. does it have enough room for the subterranean dungeon and brothel?

it's a slow morning on the board. why?

joe, did you in fact say, "wii" while playing the wii? how fun would you say it is on a scale of 1-10? what games did you play?

heaves, are your senses still overloaded from all the fun this weekend?

tony, how was home depot? did you make it to bed, bath and beyond, or didn't you have the time?

hooray, nascar is back... shoot me.

Subject: Joo
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:16:44 02/12/07 Mon Do you have any pictures of your new house? BTW, congrats. I was talking to Tony last night and it sounds like you wound up with a nice place. Are people dead this morning?

Subject: Hilarious

Author:
Donnie
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Date Posted: 08:47:31 02/12/07 Mon

Getting up drunk on Saturday morning only to drive 3+ hours was not fun, driving those 3+ hours to WV was worse. The town is full of hicks and I was happy to get out of there as quickly as possible after the loss. The court was a complete pit and was incredibly tiny. WV does have some good fans though - Ali and I were happy to escape with our lives.

As for sleeping in on Sunday, that didn't happen either because Ali wanted to head out and get a Wii. Needless to say, she got a Wii and much Wii was played yesterday. I already plan on not coming into work on Wednesday due to the snow. I just hope its as much snow as we are all hoping for. Back-to-back four day weeks would be incredibly awesome.

Subject: quickly
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:21:07 02/12/07 Mon jono, youtube. it'll be on by lunch. also, if england wins the world cup bid for 2018, plan on going. that's all.

Subject: winter storm monday

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:16:09 02/12/07 Mon

37 - W
38 - Th

i watched goonies last night before bed. it was fantastic. i totally forgot how amazing that movie is. it was also cool how i picked up on "adult" things that writers insert into kid movies.

so heaves was in town this weekend. much halo was played.

joe, how was saturday? i bet getting up was a blast.

i've already been told not to come in on wednesday because of the weather. hooray!

Subject: Quickly this morning, more later...

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 08:09:01 02/12/07 Mon

Jono - 1
"Slow Moving" Vagina Givers - 0

Joe, convince your brother to take the job. You know the reasons and not one of them has to do with little boy/girl prostitutes.

Joo, thanks for the heads up, but I've seen 3 such shake-ups in 4 years of work. It's safe to say that I'm used to it.

Tony, I played that M&M game for a solid hour or so like 2 months ago (found it on a pop culture blog) and got over 1/2 of them. Once I found the rest of the answers, I am fairly positive that I would've got less than 35. Still rather fun.

Heaves, you read correctly. IF I go somewhere, I will be in place and up and running in the new job by April 1. That probbaly means that I'll be moving a week or so before then which falls directly in line with Vegas. No worries though- I'll be there no matter what it takes. I just might be cancelling my flight and re-booking from some other destination. We shall see.

Joey, details of the game. Did your drunkeness cause any fights due to the outcome?

Venting section:
So, I set my DVR to record the Grammys, beginning at 8pm, ending at 11:30pm. Well, around 9pm, I go to my DVR list, click on "Grammys" and wouldn't you know it, but for some fucking gay reason (probably because my DVR is gay), it started recording at 8:27pm, eliminating the fucking POLICE reuinion show opener, which was pretty much the only fucking thing I wanted to watch! I've been scrambling ever since to get a look at it, but have had no luck.

Anyway, a few things about random hotness:
- Carrie Underwood is fucking stunningly gorgeous. I am officially infatuated (K. McPhee is also beautfiul although she has nothing to do with the Grammys).
- John Mayer can play a fucking guitar.
- The Red Hot Chili Peppers give me a boner. Heaves & Hafer can attest to that in person, like me.
- Chris Brown is trying WAY too hard to be the new Usher. But to his credit, he's doing a fairly good job at it.
- I have a man crush on Justin Timberlake.
- Kind of sick of the Dixie Chicks after the show.
- I fucking missed The Police!

Subject: Girls
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:05:50 02/10/07 Sat Who said anything about the girls in Thailand? All kid-touching aside. If I were Pat I would without a doubt take the job. Even if it sucks it's only for a couple months but it would be an incredible experience. The only problem with the 500/month stipend is that it would hinder travel to other countries that have a GDP worth more than my left nut.

Subject: Weekend

Author:
Joo
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Date Posted: 14:04:43 02/10/07 Sat

I'm going to the car show on Sun. That's about it.

Also:

Jono -"(There is now a 98.7% that I have completely jinxed myself and none of the good things I have described above will happen and 2007 will end with me dying in a tragic pizza oven incident)" - You're officially fucked
BTW, D2 somewhat resembles Scarlet Johannsen (I can't spell her name, nor do I fucking care).
Also - Get used to the "shake ups". Welcome to Corporate America, son.

New Years - I am not going to have ANY idea about New Years till at least the summertime.

Donnie - Pat should take the Thailand job - Good experience, and access to 12 year old prostitutes. Fuck, take those girls into the shower and pull back their hair and they look like their 10. It's awesome!

Subject: Pretty Drunk
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:05:10 02/10/07 Sat Drunk and heading off to WV for a couple of hours to watch a basketball game. H&H, last night was good. In fact, it was great. I woke up tasting so-co and lime. Kisses.

Subject: Hard
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:06:08 02/09/07 Fri I got 11 in 5 mins. Fun stuff.

Subject: Try this game
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:17:51 02/09/07 Fri I played for 10 minutes and could only get 11. http://www.mms.com/us/dark/dark_game.jsp don't cheat

Subject: Hono
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:16:02 02/09/07 Fri Did I reed that right? Yould be moving before April 1 if shit goes down? Moving during Vegas? My that's fast (that's what she said). Reeding quickly, so they got sucked into a black whole. cool.

Subject: new lecture series

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 15:55:06 02/09/07 Fri

the corporate world: how to gain an intimate understanding of how the business world works and how you can get ahead by having great hair, presented by jon conway.

i'm totally singing up, but mainly for the hair talk. jono, just promise me, when you get to the top, change how things shake out. i mean is it really necessary for there to be 80 announcements? why not make one when things are actually changed and ready to go? it just seems unnecessary to me.

anyone know if vic is alive?

Subject: A tease?!

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 15:35:10 02/09/07 Fri

I fucking said 207 times not to expect anything. this is how this corporate world works. you get the "big high level announcement" today, then next friday you get the next lowest level announcement, then next week, and so on. The good news is that everything will be final and up and running by April 1, so IF I get a promotion and IF it requires me to move it will be prior to April 1.

Fucking bangin' LOST tidbit, Joey.

Subject: Train
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:26:15 02/09/07 Fri Costs $18-22 one way. Running trains on my costs significantly more.

Subject: i agree with heaves
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:23:49 02/09/07 Fri what a dicktease. so some people are leaving and things are changing but nothing has been done. why even have an announcement?

Subject: Lost
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:14:09 02/09/07 Fri http://www.thetailsection.com/lost_spoilers/what_was_aldo_researching.php

Subject: lame
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:09:47 02/09/07 Fri what a waste of my emotions. that is all.

Subject: panama

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 15:08:13 02/09/07 Fri

tony, i'm sure you'll be paid well for your time in panama... with coke.

i love the increase in driving skill one obtains after living in a city. i can't stand how people drive here, slow and safe. i mean who wants that shit?

joe, how much is a train ride from hburg to the illadelph?

tony, maybe a little bed, bath, and beyond?

college basketball, fear the dukes of duquesne. winners of 6 straight. fear the full game full court press and high tempo offense. fear it.

Subject: The big announcement...

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 15:06:23 02/09/07 Fri

Without going into way too much detail and confusing you with shit you have no idea about, 2 VPs (of the 7 that I met just last month) are retiring and they've completely reorganized my division of the company. The e-mail basically says that each of the 5 remaining VPs will have their new teams set by the end of the 1st quarter (March 31). It also says about new positions opening, etc. which is what I assume my director was alluding to when he said "there may be some opportunities when the shake up" occurs. Now, it's just a wait and see game (peppered with lots of face time and discussion with people that matter to get my name out there).

See, like I said, its huge news internally, but nothing has been said about me, specifically, yet.

Subject: No worries
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:46:45 02/09/07 Fri I smelt what was delt, and thought "oh that Tony, so creative". Although, I thought you were implying that my dong would prematurely ejactuate before we got to anal. Ah well, tomatoe, tomahtoe.

Subject: I Fucking Suck
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:39:09 02/09/07 Fri The subject of my previous post should have said train and not training. I was implying that Heaves' dong would prematurely ejaculate befor it got into Joe's mouth. I suck ass.

Subject: Sounds like the training is coming early

Author:
Tony
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Date Posted: 14:37:21 02/09/07 Fri

I crack myself up.

Ugh, I just got back from VA again. Let me just say that Waldorf MD is a very scary place. One has to wonder why every other car you see down there is a police cruiser. And yes I DID see a police chase down Rt 301 last night. The Holiday Inn I stayed at had its own security. Anyway it's about 80% definite that I will be flying to Panama at the end of this month. There is also a good chance that I will be visiting a Mexican city along the way. And yes if things go as planned I will be getting paid to sit at a pool in Panama City and drink all day.

Hafer, there is a good chance that I might be going to Home Depot tomorrow. I'm renovating my closet and need to scout out supplies.

Subject: my dong
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:29:47 02/09/07 Fri will be on the 642 train in your mouth.

Subject: stuff

Author:
Lukey
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Date Posted: 14:18:46 02/09/07 Fri

Joe - Thai job, if he is interested/excited about the job and willing to pass up the 2500/week and wining and dining then I would take it - it would be a hell of a time. It could be a once in a lifetime opportunity that he might not want to look back on and wish he did. 2nd year is the year that he needs to lock up a summer associate position and his Thailand job would probably stand out during eiw interviews.

Jono - I have been pumped for the college fantasy bball for a long time. Vic, Lee, and I have been talking about slight tweaks to improve upon it. I'm sure that Vic/me would run it.

Weekend plans: tonight - playing the poker, sat - gtown/marquette game, bowling

Subject: Oh dear...
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:18:22 02/09/07 Fri Heaves, how dare you criticize the driving of the Black Knight (myself when driving my luxurious Camry)? I drive rather well. I will be on the 642 train out of Philly arriving in H-burg around 830ish. Be advised.

Subject: ok
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:47:02 02/09/07 Fri for the record that doesn't make sense. try again. Furthermore, my drivng should not be confused with that of Joe, or worse, Maurer. My driving skills are vicious and my bob n' weave technique, flawless. Jono, won't be back til 3. He's currently the only one at his office who doesn't know who the new CEO is.

Subject: that or...

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 13:37:06 02/09/07 Fri

the fact that you're afraid to ask out the girl at your office who obviously loves you, the fat secretary.

yes, the excitement is palpable, harrisburg will be visited tonight by the law firm of h h and bodyslam, llc. the town may never be the same. at the very least, several women in the proximity may find themselves carrying a child simply because they were too close to the walking mass of sex invading the city's limits. ripe women, beware. joe, you may want to cover ali in a full body condom prior to meeting us out. we should be arriving around 9:30ish, depending on how girly heaves' driving is from dc.

jono, are you ceo of your company yet? tell us son.

i may break my record of 137 freecell games played in one day. i'm ripping through them.

Subject: Halpert
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:15:43 02/09/07 Fri Again I have been referred to today as Jim (slight resemblence) by the secretarial group of the firm. Must be the shnoz. Hold onto your hats boys and girls, Hburg tonight. Ohhh yeah! My left over Fridays burger is delicious. I can't believe I almost forgot about it.

Subject: hell yes!!!
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:57:57 02/09/07 Fri i'd hop on that job in thailand as quickly as possible. you are in a very exotic country, ripe with underage chicks that will love you long time, you get paid (conversion rate, think about it), and your housing is free. there is absolutely no downside to this entire opportunity. take it joe 2. vic knows nothing of thailand.

Subject: Thai

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 12:27:20 02/09/07 Fri

Wow, well if it was Japan I would say yes. But since his job would entail 14 year old girls, then I'd definitely say yes. Honestly, if it's in the area of law that he wants to do then that's a huge boost on the resume front. $500 might be A LOT for over there since most workers make 7 cents an hour. He'd be rich and somewhat of a celebrity. ON the other hand, he could work in the U S of A and make $2500 a week and have a great time with Americans. I know nothing about the Thai experience though, and I suspect its much different from Japan. I would defer to the expert on asians, Dr. Chin.

Subject: Thailand

Author:
Donnie
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Date Posted: 12:15:07 02/09/07 Fri

Ok, question. Patrick was just offered a summer job in Thailand at an international firm over there. He will be given free housing, a daily stipend, and $500 a month (not much, experience seems kind of wild). Would you fellas take a first year job like that? Would I be branded a pervert for merely visiting Thailand even if I went for the sole purpose of visiting Pat?

Subject: south beach new years

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 11:53:10 02/09/07 Fri

the initial results are in. these figures are for dec 28 - jan 2, flying out of baltimore to miami.

Avg/person: $1028

Winterhaven Hotel

This six-story, 1939 hotel on South Beach’s Ocean Drive is across the street from Lummus Park and the beach, three blocks from Lincoln Road shops and ... More lodging info

If booked separately: $2293
Expedia discount for booking together:
-$239
Total: tipPrice details $2055
3.0-star Miami Beach, FL
Superior room Check in: 12/28/07
Check out: 1/02/08
American Airlines Baltimore (BWI) to Miami (MIA) Depart:12/28/07 3:25 PM - 6:05 PM American Airlines
Miami (MIA) to Baltimore (BWI) Return: 1/02/08 6:30 AM - 1:37 PM United United
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Blue Moon Hotel

Combining Mediterranean and Art Deco styles, the hotel is one block from the beach, one mile from the Miami Beach Convention Center, and four miles from the ... More lodging info

If booked separately: $2491
Expedia discount for booking together:
-$273
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3.5-star Miami Beach, FL
Superior Queen Check in: 12/28/07
Check out: 1/02/08
American Airlines Baltimore (BWI) to Miami (MIA) Depart:12/28/07 3:25 PM - 6:05 PM American Airlines
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South Beach Plaza Hotel

This three-story boutique hotel is one block from Ocean Drive and the beach, four blocks from Lincoln Road shopping, and a half-mile from the Miami Beach ... More lodging info

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Superior King Check in: 12/28/07
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Marriott South Beach

Set in the sanctuary end of South Beach, this ocean-front Art Deco-style hotel is within one half-mile of South Beach clubs and two miles of the convention ... More lodging info

Total: $3658
3.5-star Miami Beach, FL
Standard room with king bed Check in: 12/28/07
Check out: 1/02/08
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Hotel Victor

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4.5-star Miami Beach, FL
Victor King-1 King Bed Check in: 12/28/07
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Subject: b. green... again

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 10:48:05 02/09/07 Fri

from the pennlive forum:

"Bradley on Mark Madden last night
by OX89, 2/9/07 10:19 ET
let this slip.."We have a really strong class coming in and with a little luck we may get a surprise still"...Went right over Madden's head...but I just kind of giggled...

The bgreen think ain't over yet..."

add to this, the following news that a new recruiting violation allegation has just sprung to the surface involving usc's top recruit this year. http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/6457708?MSNHPHMA

Subject: Aqua Teen & 24 fans unite!
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:01:49 02/09/07 Fri http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUaQVZHzyI

Subject: fantastic

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 09:51:52 02/09/07 Fri

how do people find jobs like the one d2 has? it must be a certain profession thing. i say this because the chick i last tagged (the one that wanted to come to my place and have me cook for her a few weeks ago) is in advertising and told me her job has many perks like that. what i wouldn't do to get a job that supplied free booze. damn.

the shoes have been procured. they were in fact the 2nd pair you listed, jono. high five.

joe, we're figuring out our plans for tonight. the only thing against hburg tonight is the fact wiegy is preoccupied, thereby making crashing at her place more difficult. this would force us to drive the goblin post consumption, a dangerous proposition (although i've done this every time i've visited wiegy since i've moved here). we'll keep you posted.

jono, the sport guy's bball blog is fantastic. although i can't share your boner for the nba (a totally worthless league in my opinion), i am quite excited for the college conference playoffs and march madness. all i know is that the latter can't get here quickly enough. this entire "no sports thing" is killing me.

Subject: No need for Clarification
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:41:24 02/09/07 Fri I knew what you meant, took no offense, did not think it was aimed at D2 and I wholly agree with you.

Subject: Pardon for mispeaking
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:39:29 02/09/07 Fri Jono, that was not a dig @ D2 but just a dig at women in general. No offense, sexy.

Subject: Forgot to mention...

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 09:39:27 02/09/07 Fri

At her office, they have the following:
- A monthly massage sign up.
- Free booze, available for drink at any time. Seriously.
- Giveaways, which include free trips + spending money to places like Vegas.
- Days off for every national holiday (equivalent to what you lawyers are getting).
- A possible "nap room" coming in the near future.
- Random Fridays where an e-mail goes out telling everyone to go home early.
- Donkey shows*

*Speculation

Subject: D2's job

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 09:35:17 02/09/07 Fri

Lindsay is Media Coordinator for an advertising company in Akron. In a nutshell, she buys and sells ad space for clients of her company's parent company. The parent company signs advertising contracts for things like John Deere, Apple, Sea-Doo, Revlon, etc. and then gives those clients to one of it's subsidiary companies. So, she gets on a client's account (currently doing John Deere and HSBC (a new bank)), finds out what they want and where they want it, and then she negotiates with people from the various mediums (TV, radio, newspaper, online, etc.) in her territory (example, she has John Deere for pretty much the entire Northeast) and tries to maximize the ad space for the price that the client wants to spend.

It sounds cool and might be a small step above "generic silly girl job."

Subject: Stuff

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 09:12:32 02/09/07 Fri

Sports Guy has started a Basketball Blog and I couldn't be happier. I've been crazy into the NBA and College Hoops this season and am dying to do the NCAA March Madness Fantasy League again. Any takers on running it?

Hafer, here's the one from the 1st link, from the "not it"
post...

Here's the one from the 2nd link, from the "i think these are it" post...

Subject: Oh forgot
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:11:34 02/09/07 Fri Weekend: I am going to WVU to see UCLA play WVU in basketball. My travels will take me to the fine city of Harrisburg for this evening. H&H, does this overlap with your stay in the state's capital?

Subject: Year of the Jono

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Donnie
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Date Posted: 09:08:51 02/09/07 Fri

So far, 2007 has not been a banner year for the Joe that's for damn sure. Jono, you gotta be sure to treat D2 like a delicious Are You Hungry sandwich. You need to caress her, gently hold her together, and then bit into her with the force of a Great White Shark. Ok, maybe everything except that last part. But just think about how tasty AYH is ... now, I imagine her boobs are just as tasty. What does she do for a living besides some generic retarded girl job?

As for treating women moving forward, Jono, I recommend treating them all a whole lot meaner. Start developing an edge. Just watch a lot of Miami Vice and try to imitate Don Johnson as much as possible. Man, I saw the new Miami Vice this week and I loved it. I am just gay over Michael Mann. He is simply the coolest. For those of you with Netflix, soon it will be possible to watch movies over the internet (think in the style of YouTube). Cool stuff.

What the hell is with all these girls and marriage? I guess the ladies want to lock themselves in so that they don't have to worry about being old hags. The thing is that women don't seem to understand that they don't hold all the cards anymore. This isn't college and guys aren't going to be hitting on you every time you head out unless you look so good that you deserve to be hit on that much. Before, guys would bend over backwards to get laid and women could decide whom to fuck. Now, women have to prove themselves to be worthy of fucking - and hanging out with for an extended period of time subsequent to said fucking. The mid-20s is a perfect age to be.

Subject: i think these are it
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:01:59 02/09/07 Fri someone post this please http://www.bluefly.com/pages/products/detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=2048663165&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2394555&N=979&Ns=Popularity%7c0%7c%7cProduct%2bCode%7c1&Nu=Product+ID

Subject: another english team being checked out by an american
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:00:34 02/09/07 Fri http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_1904419,00.html i love it. keep buying up teams.

Subject: heaves
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:51:45 02/09/07 Fri i already have. now post the damn shoe pictures.

Subject: nice shoe, fag
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:50:05 02/09/07 Fri Buy an xbox controller instead.

Subject: not it

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:46:24 02/09/07 Fri

thanks jono. that shoe isn't the one.

check this one if you would. the one i'm looking for is a black loafer that's around 80 bones. it's on the first page if you have the view setting at 72 items per page. that should narrow it down. i also think it's a cole shoe.
http://www.bluefly.com/pages/products/detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=2044302523&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2394557&N=979&Ns=Popularity%7c0%7c%7cProduct%2bCode%7c1&Nu=Product+ID

Subject: Hafer
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:42:36 02/09/07 Fri The code is "NJUMP15" but is only for new customers and is $15 off an order of $100 or more, so you may be out of luck. Anyway, here's your (gay-looking) shoe:

Subject: Personally Excited for Today

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 08:38:02 02/09/07 Fri

And here's why:

- Although I personally might not get a big announcement, the big announcement regarding the organizational changes will (hopefully) be announced today, which should lend some insight into what the hell might me going on with me. I'll give you details as I find them, but don't expect anything that says "I'm moving here and this is my new job title" just yet.

- It's pay day.

- The science fair judging IS (as of 8:30am) going to happen today, but because of the 2 hour school delay, the time frame has been shifted. See, it was scheduled for 7-11am, but now is moved to 10am-2pm with a free lunch included. This is advantageous because it breaks up my work day in a way that makes it virtually impossible for me to actually do anything. In fact, I've yet to do anything as of right now! And when I get back, all will be the same!

- I get to (potentially) leave by 4pm, instead of 4:30-5ish today.

- And best of all, I may be having sex tonight with D2. Without getting into too much detail, I'll be first taking off her pants, then I'll slowy remove her top. After kissing her all over, I'll caress her awesome, AWESOME humungous boos while my fingers roam beneath...

Fuck that. Things have been progressing as of late in the bedroom department and it just feels like tonight will be the night. If not, Valentine's evening (aww) for sure.

In related news, upon hearing of my potential departure due to my job possibilities, she said she'd be absolutely crushed that I'd have to move away. I am so lovable. Girls just want to marry me and never leave my side (Case in point- B continues to e-mail/MySpace message me saying how it's impossible to get over me, why didn't we work out, why does she still want to marry me, why am I the best person she's ever met, etc. I feel horrible, but it had to be done, nonetheless). Personally, it makes my mouth water with greed that I have this trait.

I'm declaring 2007 as the year of Jono.

(There is now a 98.7% that I have completely jinxed myself and none of the good things I have described above will happen and 2007 will end with me dying in a tragic pizza oven incident)

Subject: friday

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:35:11 02/09/07 Fri

40 - W
41 - Th

to begin, i totally agree with joo. tony, you must consummate the marriage with anal. i mean, come on, you've done the other stuff before. you need to do something new, something special, to really make the event matter. moving on.

hooray, heaves is coming up today. the rest of you who are not visiting are poofters. moving on.

can someone go here and post the pic of the shoe for me to see. i think this is the one i want to buy but the stupid computers at work block me from viewing the image. jono, i will also need your corporate code thing so i can get the extra moola off. what can i say, i'm po. http://www.bluefly.com/pages/products/detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=2048662931&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2394557&N=979&Ns=Popularity%7c0%7c%7cProduct%2bCode%7c1&Nu=Product+ID

soo, anna nicole smith died at the site of our new years festivities of 2 years ago. she must have been unable to cope with the thought that she was close to chilling with us but yet so far away. i wish i was the attorney trying to sort out the mess she left behind. that person will get very rich.

so what's everyone up to this weekend? joe, cle's? jono, being a big queer? joo, shoo? tony, home depot? lukey, yen? vic, toof shopping? poyser, taxes?

Subject: Big Day
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:05:52 02/09/07 Fri Well today we find out the BIG announcement with the J-meister. I want very detailed details. I have a busy busy day of work and then I get to have my balls rubbed by Hafer later tonight. Life doesn't get much better.

Subject: He's back

Author:
Joo
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Date Posted: 19:08:10 02/08/07 Thu

Sorry I've been gone; it's been a HELLISH couple of days at work. The good news out of it is the top boss in the state told me that I was his #1 associate, and that I am destined to be one of the greatest associates in the company....if I don't kill myself first.

Jono - I hope the promotion goes well, but make sure you really scope the place they might move you to before going. A great place to visit doesn't necessarily mean a great place to live. And you're not poor. You have Joo love, and that's worth more than it's weight in gold, and it's pretty fucking fat.

Donnie - You would appreciate the fact that the O&A POW's put a big sign on the CBS building in LA that said "Tyra Banks is a Fatty Pig Fatty".

Hafer - "hooray for not smelling like balls after boozing at psu" - If you go to a bar at psu with me and get drunk. BELIEVE ME, you will be smelling like balls in the morning....my balls....my shweaty balls...

Tony - Consumate the marriage with some Anal.

Subject: "It's Trimspa Baby!"
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:33:57 02/08/07 Thu This is the least shocking celebrity death I can remember. Is anyone seriously shocked by this? I am just shocked that she kept her name in the tabloids as long as she did.

Subject: rip
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:22:42 02/08/07 Thu anna nicole smith. the b. green thing is heating up. should be interesting to follow... well at least i think so. it'll give me something to do during the day. hooray.

Subject: no smoking in bars at psu?
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:46:40 02/08/07 Thu hooray for not smelling like balls after boozing at psu... maybe. and to think they're following the lead of allegheny county (pittsburgh's county). who knew? http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2007/02/02-08-07tdc/02-08-07dnews-12.asp

Subject: Congrats
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:34:41 02/08/07 Thu to Jono again for being awesome. Me, currently wondering how many times congratulations will be in order to Jono in the upcoming days. Oh and tomorrow, congrats in advance, you selfish son of a bitch, you hyena. so word on the street is that the b.green thing will end like things did last year with so and so...going to usc.

Subject: post of interest

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 14:34:06 02/08/07 Thu

this is from pennlive and discusses some interesting things, at least i think so. if you don't agree go fuck yourself. the post is from a usc fan who usually is pretty accurate with his info. his mention to green signing his letter is correct, but he misses the fact that his parents have not signed. with that said, here you go.

"I thought you might like to hear some news on a few things that took place yesterday. And the fallout.

Green commiting to SC was a surprise here. Everyone in the SC community had been hearing that he had aready told JoePa he was coming. And today there are rumors that he is now second guessing his choice. But they are only rumors. But unlike Hazleton, Green signed his LOI yesterday, so really if he wants to leave, Carroll doesn't have to let him go, at least for a while. And if he leaves on his own, he can't accept a scholarship from any DI school right away. He would have to pay his entire way....and he cannot be given work-study since he will be on scholarship later. Again, these are just rumors; others out here are saying his heart was always here. Who really knows with 18-year old kids?

Also, since you are Big 10 members, you might be interested in knowing that the fallout between ILL. and ND over recruits is not really about ND. Yes, they split some commitments, but the story that ND was the school accusing ILL of wrongdoing/improper recruiting is incorrect. The school that has been badmouthing ILL is Michigan. And here's the scoop. Last fall, Mich. sent word to the Big 10's Delaney accusing ILL of improper/illegal recruiting, including enticements. An investigation was launched and is ongoing, but it has been kept very quiet. Everyone assumed yesterday that the ILL AD's reference to a midwestern school meant ND; it didn't. ILL doesn't want to rock the conf. boat while the investigation continues, and didn't want to publically call Mich. out for fear of conf. backlash and unveiling the ongoing inv. This is about Mich. guys, not ND. And as I said, this has been underway since last fall, and will become public by the summer.

To add to all of this drama, yesterday on Chicago radio, a sports radio guy was interviewing Chicago HS players who signed LOIs. He asked Martez Wilson a general question about the process he went through in choosing ILL over other schools. The first words that came out of the kid's mouth were, and I quote, "This wasn't about the money," and mentioned this twice more over a minute and a half. Afterwards, the radio guy was astounded and couldn't believe the reference to $ since he never asked anything about $, just what the kid was thinking."

Subject: what

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 14:23:47 02/08/07 Thu

a cocky bitch you are, jono. gosh.

so word on the street is that the entire b. green thing isn't over yet (think vidal hazelton). apparently slippery pete flew in yesterday to speak with green unannounced, w/o his parent's knowledge, and switched him from psu to usc. this pissed off his parents who were set on psu, as was green up until fucktard popped up. mom and dad have yet to sign green's loi, thereby making it unofficial. take this for what it is, just internet chatter.

Subject: False

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 14:15:13 02/08/07 Thu

If my promotion is here in my current office, it will simply be a year-long endeavor and then I will be off to bigger and better things.

I cannot stress enough how much potential there is for me to move all over the country in the coming 5 years if I remain with this company. The prevailing theme among the executives I've met is that a huge part of them being where they are now is because of mobility. Even if I do go to Vegas (or wherever I end up with this next step- unless it's KC, then I could be there for a while b/c it's the headquarters and many different types of jobs are available there), I'd be out there for a year or 2 max, then be moved along to another, higher-level position when it became available (pending any fuck ups on my end, of course).

I know this sounds cocky or whatever, but I'm only reiterating what I have been told both at the leadership retreat and from my current boss and boss's boss.

As an aside, I could easily take another year in Medina (after that though, all bets are off), especially if it's while I'm doing something different that entails more responsibility and a higher wage. I've met cool people, I have a home and Cleveland and Columbus aren't horrible cities to be, respectively, 35 minutes and 1.5 hours away from.

Subject: funny

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 14:06:48 02/08/07 Thu

answered and addressed.

so i saw a funny thing yesterday while having my hair cut after work. the barbershop i frequent is right on the main drag in town and across the street is a little alley that leads to a parking garage. the entrance to the alley goes between 2 large buildings that are immediately on either side of the alley itself. while having casual conversation with my barber person a kid in a fancy new bmw turned off the main street toward the alley and ran into the building bordering the road. the kid emerged from his car confused, obviously shaken up, and immediately got on the phone to call, i assume, mommy or daddy, to tell them what his dumbass just did to his present. after a brief conversation, the kid gets back in his car, backs up, and drives off, leaving a huge impact scar on the building and part of his bumper. everyone in the barbershop, who of course was watching all the action unfold, began to laugh uncontrollably. the old crusty barber guy walks away from his client, picks up the phone and gives the kid's information to the police. i bet he's having a swell day.

the end.

Subject: elaborate
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:54:04 02/08/07 Thu I don't see how I wouldn't have the option of abusing women each night. I know you will be shackled to Caruso Saturday but that does not apply to me.

Subject: obviously

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 13:23:05 02/08/07 Thu

we'd have something to do both nights, drink. we'd have an extra thing to do on friday night, abuse women. i am inquiring into wiegy's availability for tomorrow night as opposed to saturday night. more to come.

so it's the afternoon. let us not allow the board to slip into inactivity.

jono, if you were to get an offer for some big position at your current location you'd be living in medina for a long time. that'd be gayer than your bailing on a visit this weekend. it's also not vegas, not for damn sure.

Subject: wait...
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:17:21 02/08/07 Thu You mean reverse from Saturday to Friday? As long as we have something to do/people to meet in Hburg I don't care when we go up there. We can go up BOTH nights for all I care. If for some reason I hit bumper to bumper traffic and don't make it up to Getty until 11 would be the only reason not to proceed onwards to Hburg.

Subject: idea

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 13:10:02 02/08/07 Thu

heaves, i wanted to ask if you would like to reverse nights spent in hburg, from friday to saturday, that way we waste the potentially lame night rather than waste the potentially productive night. thoughts?

even the plaintiff's attorney was utterly shocked by the jury reward. i mean the dude was asking for only $450,000. how in the world the jury got to a number 5 times that amount is beyond everyone's comprehension... save the jury, that is.

Subject: 2.4 M!

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 11:45:00 02/08/07 Thu

Wow, I guess she was smarter by not settling than you thought.

Remote? What remote? Maybe you are confused with the controllers since they are wireless. I was kidding about not coming. I will be there Friday night with bells on, and only bells on. I simply wanted to bring up your ridiculous and highly homosexual proposal to the attention of the board. They have a right to know about your gayness.

AH, jr. - yes, I love Oink. For some reason when I went to my parents house people uploaded from me like crazy. Now that I'm back in Arlington they don't upload shit. Is it possible there is some kind of firewall or the like that is preventing such things?

Subject: what the deuce

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 11:31:55 02/08/07 Thu

so heaves, you're bailing now too? i didn't know the gayness bug was contagious. at the very least come up saturday for a boozing night in h-burg. if no visit is made i will be seriously disappointed.

as for the remote, since when did you begin taking what i say seriously?

the car crash case just ended with a totally crazy jury award of $2.4 million in damages. this is a completely unheard of amount of money in adams county. the judge and i had bets that the reward would be; me) $35,000-$50,000, judge) $50,000-$75,000. we're expecting a motion to reduce the amount any second now.

this is cool - http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/08/science/08quantum.html?_r=1&ref=us&oref=slogin

Subject: Albert Hammond, Jr.
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:31:38 02/08/07 Thu I assume you've downloaded a copy of the UK release as it's not actually available in the US yet. Very forward-thinking of you, sir.

Subject: Yes gayer than a veggies sandwich

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 11:14:09 02/08/07 Thu

It's all true. Hafer only has one xbox controller.

I'm sure B would be soooo happy for you to ask such a favor. Maybe she can be your editor as well.

Working from home yesterday morning gave me the chance to listen to the Albert Hammond cd in it's entirety. I absolutely love at least 5 or 6 of the songs. Good call sir jono. I'm not sure if I liked the Hold Steady, then again I'm not sure if I listened to it yet. I do have it though. I plan on getting an iPod very soon so I stopped burning cd's.

Subject: Oh my

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 11:02:58 02/08/07 Thu

If Hafer REALLY suggested that, well then, that's about the gayest thing on this board for 2007. I mean, even when I lived alone, I always had at least 2 controllers. Simply because, in the event that you have a visitor willing to play, you're ready.

I do believe you can rent controllers via some stores, so yo umay want to check into that before abandoning the idea of visiting Hafer all together.

If I can say anything about my work environment it's that the guys who made Office Space and Dilbert are pretty dead on on a bunch of things. Take away the absurd things and they've got my office life nailed down rather justly. I often think I should write a book about it, to capitalize on the popularity of "The Office" but I'm not sure if I could get the resources and time to actually write the book. I know in my 3 years in this office and my 1 year in Carlisle, I have enough to fill a book that would be pretty funny.

For example, that one MySpace blog post from last year about my corworker was absolutely not made up or exaggerated in any sense. And that was only, like, 5 people. I could go on for pages and pages. Actually, the more I talk about this, the more I think I might talk to B and see if she could help me pitch it. You think I could get a deal with maybe a $50K advancement?

Whatever.

Joe, explain the Josh Duhamel (I assume that's who you're referring to) comment, please.

Quick music stuff (seriously):
- The Rakes album that I mentioned a month or so ago is supreme. If you like the Strokes, go for this at all costs.
- Although they've been around for a while, I've recently discovered The Vines and they are fantastic. They have 3 albums out (one from 2006 I believe) and they are worth a listen.
- Also, Cold War Kids are a unique noise that you guys may hate, but it's worth checking out. If you took my advice and got The Hold Steady album I mentioned before and liked that, even more reason to snag Cold War Kids.
- Just downloaded the Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness, Smashing Pumpkins album and I forgot how good that was. Too many slow songs to warrant it a great double album, but there are some great, GREAT songs on there.

The world is a vampire...

Subject: CEO

Author:
Heaves
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Date Posted: 10:48:28 02/08/07 Thu

I'm very excited for you regardless of where you end up. I actually got goosebumps on you know where when reading about all the promotional opportunities heading your way. Naturally, I'm taking most of the credit since I molded you in the man you are today being my EE partner (and sex slave). By the time you get settled, I'll be ready for a visit.

Rumors are also flying around that I'm getting a promotion here at the firm since I am loved by all. Yes, in September I am being promoted to 2nd year associate. With this comes the rights of being the partners' bitch for at least 6 more years.

It looks as though I won't be making the trip to Getty afterall. I got wind last night that Hafer only has one (1) xbox 360 controller and would like for ME to buy one so that we can play together. I assume after the trip I could take my controller, sit in front of my tv, and pretend that I was blowing (up) heads or throwing the perfect spiral on Madden. Without xbox 360 I fear Getty would be forced to live up to its reputation of sucking.

Subject: Jono Jono Jono

Author:
Donnie
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Date Posted: 09:38:45 02/08/07 Thu

Jono's job just reminds me of Office Space. I love that they have this big announcement planned. It really builds suspense for that shit. I actually am excited about this whole thing. Corporate life is different than law firm life. It gives me a glipse into a different work environment. Judging science fairs is bad ass too! Stupid school. At least you have a kick ass Friday lined up - maybe being an engineering wasn't as I feared it would be back in my undergrad days.

oh, BTW - Jono is the new Josh Dumall.

Subject: Not, in fact, "gay"

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 09:05:35 02/08/07 Thu

Dude, don't hate just because I don't want to drive 5+ hours on Friday night after working an 8 hour day to hang out in Gettysburg. Don't get me wrong, Harrisburg + strange + Hafer + Heaves is a good time, but is it worth 11 hours of driving knowing that next weekend I may have to drive home and then the weekend after that is our PSU weekend which involved extra driving for me as I have to depart from PSU for a few hours on Saturday and then return, adding 2 more hours of driving? I obviously say it's not worth it. Not to mention gas being $9.32/gallon and me being poor.

In wholly unrelated news, apparently there are rumors floating around the office involving this guy. Tomorrow, an big re-organizational announcement is going to be made, in the process creating some career opportunities for me. I've heard none of these opportunities, but other people have heard my name being thrown around for various positions. This is good news, obviously.

Also, as you know, I spotted the Vegas opening and then found out that there are 2 openings, both with similar responsibilites, both in Vegas (1 of which is a supervisor for our "special circuits" division, which means I could potentially be in charge of the special circuits in our area, i.e. all of the shit the casinos/hotels use. Clue.) Anyway, in an attempt to see if I could get anything out of my director regarding these rumors, I went in to bounce the Vegas job idea off of him to get a reaction. He agrees that it'd be a great experience, but then casually mentioned that I should hold off on bidding on it for 2 reasons:
(1) That bidding on it would be less beneficial than having him call the VP in Vegas, mention my name (thus sparking the VP's interest b/c we had just met in Texas), and then simply get "slotted" into the position, instead of going through the hoops all by myself.
(2) More importantly, he said there might be better opportunites coming up after this big announcement and I'd fit snugly into some of the openings. (pretty much validating the rumor shit)

So, I could be telling you some job-related news in the coming days/weeks. The suspense related to where I'll end up is breath taking! Aren't you excited?!?!

Back to work. I was all set to judge the hell out of a middle school science fair this morning (community involvement- they always pick me for these things, probably because I'm the best looking engineer), then the school went on a 2 hour delay so now it's been moved to tomorrow.

Subject: Thursdays!

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Donnie
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Date Posted: 09:03:13 02/08/07 Thu

So excited that we are on the eve's eve of another weekend. Work has just been brutal as of late and I find myself dreaming of passing out at the OG with a Margarita in hand more and more in LV. I didn't watch lost last night - I DVR'd it so it'd be cool if we didn't post any spoilers today. Duke v. UNC last night was ok, nothing too great - it's incredible how many white players Duke has on it. I am really excited about the upcoming PSU trip.

Subject: t(h)aco thursday

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:26:29 02/08/07 Thu

41 - W
42 - Th

i love how we own the mexicans. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=213283&cc=5739
i also love how little credit they give us for soundly beating them time after time.

so it's thursday and that's fantastic. before my class tonight i am scheduled to meet with a jhu career adviser. hopefully, she won't continue the trend i've noticed since back at psu, namely that all career advisers are totally worthless and are (wo)manned by complete morons who struggle with their own names. i'm kind of hoping that, since hopkins has a strong reputation in bio, that the placement people may actually have some clout when they come knocking. but who knows. she may suggest i become a manager at mcdonalds.... and upgrade my salary by a few grand.

jono, you are gay. heaves agrees.

speaking of gay, how was your homosexual experience known as lost? i bet they're still on the island and the super magnet room was mysterious. i'm also guessing the fat dude is still not showing any signs of weight loss. oh, i also bet the others were mean but somehow showed promise. oh, the intrigue.

so does anyone know if vic came back from vegas? did he win enough money to pay for his new toof?

Subject: lukey

Author:
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Date Posted: 21:23:33 02/07/07 Wed

how fantastic is it that england lost another friendly, this time to spain, 1-0. they're calling for their head coach's head just months after hiring him. they need someone new who isn't afraid to inject new blood and try new tactics.... aka, they need an american coach since that's all our people do. it's just too bad we don't get coaches who know what the fuck to do with players when they find them.

ok, time to watch usa v. tacos

Subject: Movie

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Date Posted: 15:47:47 02/07/07 Wed

Jono - That is a cool plan, they should do it for other categories too - cheap too considering that popcorn and sodas are like 5 bucks each. I saw Letters from Iwo Jima last night. I thought it was very good, however it was just too long. No need for it to be that long. I still don't know if I want to sit through Babel in a theater, i've heard average to poor reviews about it.

Also, you recently mentioned tcm and i've been watching it for awhile. no commercials, it's great - i just wish it would broadcast in hd.

Subject: Phenomenal idea
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:38:02 02/07/07 Wed Where has this been the last 15 years of my life... http://www.amctheatres.com/promos/showcase/

Subject: ugh
Author: Lukey [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:18:43 02/07/07 Wed lack of green leaves us horribly thin at rb, especially considering scott and kinlaw (who isn't even an every down back) are both injury prone, leaving just royster. yikes - position of need next year. scott better step it up this year.

Subject: i learned it from you
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:16:09 02/07/07 Wed heaves, you're the person who hates power backs, instead preferring shifty, dinky, scat backs. the word is obviously out that you don't welcome big bruisers at psu and recruits are reacting. way to ruin our football team's future.

Subject: recruiting
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:20:00 02/07/07 Wed I expected better recruiting from you Hafer. Clearly, you are not doing your job in getting these kids to come to Nittany Land. Power backs are boring anyways.

Subject: fuck
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:03:04 02/07/07 Wed i think the post title says it all. b. green to usc

Subject: talk about comedy
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:53:16 02/07/07 Wed the gay dude's book is called, "man in the middle." i'll let that sink in for a while........ ZING

Subject: And the first gay NBA player to come out is...
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:49:59 02/07/07 Wed Penn State's own, John Amechi! (shaking head, rubbing temples, sighing) http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2757105

Subject: b. green =
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:35:47 02/07/07 Wed guy who was thinking about backing out of his soft verbal to usc. press conference was pushed back from 1:25 - 1:45. the resident recruiting expert on pennlive just said there may be bad news... to be continued.

Subject: Green
Author: Lukey [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:35:18 02/07/07 Wed Heaves, Green is the guy who had verballed to usc. He is a rb and it is looking likely that he will be coming to psu (his announcement is apparently very soon). However, he is probably not your type of back - he is 230 and a power back. Not known to be super shifty.

Subject: LOI
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:13:35 02/07/07 Wed Who is b.green and why should we care? I know nothing about these guys without looking at the "stars". Did we get that guy who was thinking about leaving his unofficial commit to usc?

Subject: overturned

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Date Posted: 12:57:53 02/07/07 Wed

heaves, your overrule has been overturned by my appellate authority. served and owned.

2007-02-07 12:25:48 LOI Received: Drew Astorino, Edinboro, PA
2007-02-07 12:24:33 LOI Received: Chimaeze Okoli, Virginia Beach, VA
2007-02-07 12:16:21 LOI Received: Derek Moye, Rochester, PA
2007-02-07 12:07:24 LOI Received: Nate Stupar, State College, PA
2007-02-07 12:02:38 LOI Received: Nerraw McCormack, Bronx, NY

b. green to announce at 1:25 pm est. get your clues ready. after he announces we'll be waiting on 2 people.

is this our lukey posting on pennlive? the message is below and reads as follows:
111615. When wiil we know
by lukey, 2/7/07 12:37 ET
if we have Green squared?

if he would ever check the board he'd already know the answer to his question. if it's not him i say we find and kill the impostor... joo, get all over that.

Subject: overruled

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Date Posted: 11:59:23 02/07/07 Wed

You're lame for being a homo. What would you like to discuss. Gee wizz it's cold out.

I'm back at the office now and it sucks to be like all of you, except for Lukey since he never works.

I have nothing else to say other than Hafer, I am literally fuming from your comment that I would take you literally. Yes I was able to pick up on your loving rip. doy. It's the other two bobble heads that screamed "it's a sorority party, idiot". Well, for the record, i'm seriously unoffended.

Back to billing.

Subject: update

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hafer
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Date Posted: 11:26:30 02/07/07 Wed

2007-02-07 11:20:08 LOI Received: J.B. Walton, Indian Head, MD
2007-02-07 10:33:14 LOI Received: Stephfon Green, Bronx, NY
2007-02-07 10:32:22 LOI Received: Andrew Dailey, Massillon, OH

b. green to announce at 1:30/1:45 via fax.

you people are lame with your lack of posting. that's right, lame.

these people are more than lame, their complete fucking morons. http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/07/prince.superbowl.ap/index.html

Subject: current letters received

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Date Posted: 09:28:23 02/07/07 Wed

i'm off to court. check the site yourselves, homos.

heaves, we never take you literally. maybe you take us too literally when we rip you in a joking, yet loving, way. gosh.

this just in, lost is still gay.

2007-02-07 09:06:19 FLASH NOTE: Ako Poti already bound to PSU by enrollment
2007-02-07 08:51:44 LOI Received: Devon Still, Wilmington, DE
2007-02-07 08:49:56 LOI Received: Joe Suhey, Deerfield, IL
2007-02-07 08:47:51 LOI Received: Chaz Powell, New Freedom, PA
2007-02-07 08:40:29 LOI Received: Andrew Szczerba, Wilmington, DE
2007-02-07 08:39:57 LOI Received: Kevion Latham, Greensboro, NC
2007-02-07 08:22:35 LOI Received, Chris Colasanti, Leonard, MI
2007-02-07 08:10:48 LOI Received: Josh Marks, Catawissa, PA
2007-02-07 07:41:12 FLASH NOTE: Nick Sukay already bound to PSU by enrollment
2007-02-07 07:40:18 FLASH NOTE: Jon Ditto already bound to PSU by enrollment
2007-02-07 07:18:55 LOI Received: Ryan Breen, Clarkston, MI

Subject: Good Ol Wednesday
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:14:58 02/07/07 Wed Got about an inch of snow last night. Everything looks so clean now. Jono, of course it is the greatest hair product of all time. I still had half a jar left but I could not pass up such an amazing deal. Hafer, I expect full letter of intent day cover from you on this board. When I want scouting info, I go to www.psualum.tk

Subject: disagreements

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Date Posted: 08:56:33 02/07/07 Wed

Um, HELLOooo, I went to college and am very well aware of what a sorostitute looks like at a sorostitute function. God, you shitfucks take me too literal. And no the 4th pic is not the best one, Jono (Hafer). You cannot see her boobs. Why would I want to look at just her face? Plus, the first pic is awesome because it shows she can be around a ton of black people and still smile. No offense? I'll offensively kill you.

Permission to hate me after the next comment. I am working from home. Why? I got to the metro station per usual and it was so crowded that they were telling everyone to leave. So I did. Luckily, I have a file with me to last an hour or two. I'll be going in for lunch. I think I should do this every day.

Hafer, what's the link for? I expect updates on here. I don't have time to do the work myself. God you're lazy.

I hope spine chick gets $10, for being stupid.

It's wednesday (already). Jono is correct in his analysis that Lost is in fact on tonight. Anyone who doesn't like the show is a huge gaywad.

Subject: follow
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:33:06 02/07/07 Wed received letters of intent here - http://pennstate.scout.com/3/FOSFlashNews.html

Subject: letter of intent day

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hafer
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Date Posted: 08:30:22 02/07/07 Wed

42 - W
43 - Th

it's letter of intent day and word on the street is we are landing broderick green, stud rb from arkansas. this gives me a clue.

tony buying dirt (obviously the greatest haircare product of all times, you can all thank me later) gives me a huge clue.

the fact that i managed to somehow fix my laptop last night gives me a dungy-sized clue.

more on the chick below. yes, everyone but heaves is correct. the pic with the knee-high socks and seniors sweatshirt was obviously taken at some sorostitute halloween party or something along those lines. it shows she can be fun and has the body that allows her to wear such revealing garb. the top picture is the one that gives me the most trouble, but i'm not sure why. it's something in the face. her hair was back on saturday when i bumped into her so i'm not sure if that's the reason, but you never know. pic 3 and 4 are good for me. i guess i'll have to pencil her in... the ear.

day 2 of the car crash spine case. if you get a clue on listening to a bunch of neurosurgeons blab about spinal injuries, this case is for you. with that said, the chick was offered $200,000 as a settlement and she refused it (she wanted $450,000). i predict, and the judge concurs, she'll walk out of here with $50,000 at the most. sometimes people are so stupid.

Subject: Girl

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Date Posted: 07:52:59 02/07/07 Wed

Hafer, she's cute. I agree more with what Joe says than with what Heaves says (no offense). Ranking the order of cuteness in each pic, I'd go:
Pic #4: She looks the best here.
Pic #3: Shows that she can goof around a little bit and that she dresses/accessorizes well.
Pic #2: Definitely a sorority function that required lots of make-up, but I still think she's a looker.
Pic #1: If this was the only picture I saw, I'd say "eh" instead of "go for it, dude!"

Have I mentioned that I'm in love with a set of boobs? I'd like to reiterate that if I haven't. Goodness, they are fun...

Tony, quick question:
- Dirt as in the finest hair product of all time?
- Dirt as in soil, aka, the earth's skin?
- Dirt as in the TV show (this makes no sense, but I needed a 3rd option for effect)?

Lost tonight. Clues all around.

Subject: Good BJ Lips
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 21:37:04 02/06/07 Tue That's about all I have to say about the pics. Hafer, take her out for a test drive, kick the tires, and send her back. I just spent way to much money at Costco. But buying Dirt for $15 was well worth it.

Subject: She's cute...
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 20:47:24 02/06/07 Tue The second picture is obviously from something in which girls wear lots of make-up for fun - it looked like a Greek sign in the background so I would guess it's from initiating a little sister to a sorority. She is fine - Hafer, you don't really need to ask because most girls other than Caruso have a short shelf life with you.

Subject: if you have to ask, then no

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Date Posted: 20:24:01 02/06/07 Tue

You, Mr. Metro, should know what is hot and what is not. Therefore, I'm going to default to the side of error and say eh. From top to bottom, I say the first pic is quite cute. The second pic, however, kinda scares me but that could simply be due to the lb of make-up she has on and appearing to be a glutton for punishment. Nice legs though. Some normalicy returns with the 3rd. And the 4th is cuteness strikes back but not with the bite of the first. Basically, as long as she never ever looks like pic 2 again, I'd give an initial exploratory approval.

Subject: is this chick attractive?
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 19:53:05 02/06/07 Tue what you need to know. med student at psu hershey. met her last weekend up in hburg. too drunk to remember if she's hot in real life. comments.

Subject: ahh yes
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:57:53 02/06/07 Tue the afternoon lull is in full effect. how nice to see.

Subject: totally at a loss for words
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:39:57 02/06/07 Tue in re: joo's latest post my reply: ....

Subject: drunk driving is bad

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hafer
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Date Posted: 12:29:47 02/06/07 Tue

heaves, my response to your question is simple. ask someone who is getting paid to do research and find out.

jono, the mlk jr party was touched up on collegehumor the day after it went down. they, of course, thought it was awesome. i tend to agree. apparently, you can't do anything fun anymore in this world. that's a shame. i also wonder if anyone would have cared if the tables had been turned and tony dungy held a cracker party. would people care? i say no.

joe, if you wanted to increase your chances of survival while in wvu, just remember to say "shit on pitt" to anyone giving you problems. their hatred of pitt is far greater than their hatred for the bruins. if shit on pitt doesn't work, immediately transition into fuck the hokies. one of those two will assuredly quench their aggressive urges.

i'd go to thon but it's gay (people like the one who shall not be named are celebrated for their participation). oh, i'll also be in puerto rico on the beach with crazy mcinsane.

dsa: dumbfuck (df) can get money from the bar. dead dude (dd) can get money from df and bar. bar can bend over and take it like a man. monetary damages are good for your family/relatives if you're in jail. why should everyone be miserable? and besides, no one stays in jail for their entire sentence.

Subject: Jono - "Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your main bitch?"

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Date Posted: 12:23:01 02/06/07 Tue

Jono,

The best thing to do in order to determine how slutty she really is is through the shit blot test. Now, now, now; I know what you're thinking: "What the FUCK is the Joo talking about, and why am I aroused whenever I hear his voice?" Let me explain:

What need to do is fuck her in the asshole, pull your dick out, and then slap you shit-covered dick on an index card. Re-insert your Jonolong (Jono's Schlong) and repeat, on multiple index cards. Then, show her the "shit blots" (just like ink blots) and ask her what she sees. If she says dirty sexual things for each, then you know she's a slut. Nevermind the fact that she let you plow her in the "Holland tunnel" on your third or fourth date. That's irrelevant.

Subject: She who will not be named
Author: Poyser [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:07:06 02/06/07 Tue All I have to say is everytime I see her I want to punch her in babymaker. She and I also have some mutual friends for her, acquaintances for me so we see each other more often.

Subject: Not to bad mouth...

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Date Posted: 12:01:07 02/06/07 Tue

Becky or anything, but I definitely had a problem with, um, her level of experience and her quickness and nonchalantness in acting in certain circumstances. Basically Joe, you're right and I know this and like this new non-slutty D2.

I'm sure she who shall not be named is still gaining weight and occasionally pulls out her Jono Shrine and wonders what went wrong.

Subject: Urine and Feces

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Date Posted: 11:58:05 02/06/07 Tue

Always funny - btw, how many lbs. do you figure the one whose name we shall not speak has gained since we have each seen her? I cannot really recall seeing her at the Brew Pub because I was drinking heavily and full of myself at the time. Man, this PSU drinking weekend is quickly approaching. Vegas, too. I get excited and exhausted at the same time just thinking about it.

PS - Jono, the fact that D2 is not a slut makes her even hotter.

Subject: Did we discuss this?

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 11:38:27 02/06/07 Tue

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0125071mlk1.html

If so, how did I miss it? (It's about the kids from some Texas school that threw a very racist MLK themed party on MLK, Jr. day. With pics!)

Joe, I'd probably wear something UCLA related. I've done it numerous times and it provides for good natured ribbing. But, then again, I was a big fat kid at the time and had a lot of you guys to back me up, so that may be different. I'd say let Ali wear the UCLA stuff, you go neutral, and then have her back all night long (hehe)!

Tony, I'm officially from Gallitzin, not Altoona.

Poyser, that born again angle is pretty genius. They'll want to teach you and show you the way of the vagina like you've been missing for the last 4.5 years. Good idea, my friend. We will miss you at PSU.

Speaking of PSU, anyone wanna go to THON next weekend, find she who shall not be named and then throw urine and feces in her general direction? Anyone?

The US ownership of 'Pool is very exciting considering that lends itself to them coming to America for exhibitions. And since I'm in America, that's neat!

Subject: Sad News

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Poyser
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Date Posted: 11:27:09 02/06/07 Tue

I got word last week that I am getting put on the Firm's biggest client. I know you are all probably asking yourselves why would I care? Well, the deadline for this project is February 28th meaning that the chances of me not working the weekend prior to that are as good as me getting back with my ex-girlfriend. Basically not going to happen. On other fronts, I am throwing out a lot of feelers for some potential post 4 and a half year relationship ass. One of the guys I work with told me to tell all the girls I am a born again virgin because I haven't touched another girl in a while.

Subject: drunk law

Author:
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Date Posted: 11:21:56 02/06/07 Tue

The bar my sister used to work for is in a little bit of trouble in light of the Dram Shop Act. Here's the story, followed by the question of liability. A stupid fuck and some of his friends (lets say 4 in total) went to this bar and had an unhealthy amount of drinks. They were never cut off and the bouncer says that stupid fuck was visibly intoxicated when leaving the bar. PA law states that you cannot be served alcohol while visibly intoxicated or face the consequences. Um yeah, I'm speechless too because well look at us...I've never been cut off. Anyways, stupid fuck proceeded to drive his vehicle, crash/hit and kill someone. Now, Hafer, before you get all answer happy, allow me to finish. Stupid fuck is facing 9 to life for being a stupid fuck, and also murder (in the general sense). Father of stupid fuck is threatening to bring an action against the bar for serving his son way too much alcohol. They have the bar receipt, with a long list of drinks. Knowing that the dead person could probably sue the bar, and that the bar is probably liable to any injury the stupid fuck caused to himself, what damages would stupid fuck be entitled to? How difficult is it to prove the visible intoxication issue of the case? What good is monetary damages if you're in prison for the rest of your life?

Don't drink and drive kids.

Subject: Things

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Tony
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Date Posted: 11:05:43 02/06/07 Tue

Joe, I think your only chance is to wear UCLA overalls. West Virginia fits all the hick stereotypes. Just pretend to be chewing tobacco and you will do fine.

Jono, LV would be an awesome place to work for a couple of years. I was just wondering if you have ever traveled away from the strip? The city is terribly depressed. Don't expect to date anything better than a showgirl while you are there. Then again SoCal is a 3-hour car ride away so you can crush ass there. Who would have thought that this little kid from Altoona Pennsylvania would make it big some day. Science bless you!

I can not cheer for any sport where the fans wake up in the morning and wonder if they will kill any cops that day.

Subject: quickly
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:56:42 02/06/07 Tue i'd still tag sienna miller liverpool is now an american owned club joe, do NOT wear anything that gives away you're rooting for ucla. they will tie you to a couch and set it on fire. they're crazy hicks.

Subject: quick update

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Date Posted: 10:53:56 02/06/07 Tue

yes, lappie is my laptop. i hate not having a functioning computer. some of the errors my cpu was suffering from before it died included:
1) fucked hard drive
2) fucked partition
3) fucked system memory

there are still 3 other error codes that i haven't been able to find any information on, aka it's really bad and super rare.

jono, if you don't apply today i'm going to forge a resume and send it for you. i call couch. also, please try and convince me to move with you. do it. i need a reason to get out of here.

the trial is going well. we have the lady who designed the costumes for the movie ladder 49 and other such films acting as the plaintiff in a car crash case. i'm going to see if she wants to take me on as a client and custom make all my clothing.

Subject: Amazing
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:49:49 02/06/07 Tue Jono, if you can some how finagle working in LV for a few years before heading to KC it would be ... well, words couldn't describe what it'd be. Vegas would happen for you all the time! You would entertain at least one set of visitors a month! It would be like you are an unofficial LV Ambassador! I am using so many exclamation points in this its silly.

Subject: (Sort of) Breaking Work News...

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Date Posted: 10:04:17 02/06/07 Tue

But first, Tony your post was classic "work people are retarded" fodder. I love it. Also, I love when peopl euse Science instead of God b/c it throws me off guard every time, thus resulting is resounding laughter at my desk.

Apparently, the Vegas office needs a manager and I definitely fit the mold. Not saying anything will happen, but the job was just posted today, so I'm going to send out some feelers to see if it'd be a good fit and if so, will shoot my resume over this week. A picture has been added to show the location of said office (the red star is me & use the airport for reference)...

Subject: Sienna Miller...

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Date Posted: 10:03:49 02/06/07 Tue

I was reading somewhere that the sex scene in that movie with Hayden Vader was not simulated, the two actually had sex. Just something I heard. Sienna Miller definitely is a gigantic slut. I just read that Bram Cohen (inventor of Bit Torrent) and Mark Cuban are going back and forth at each other in their respective blogs - always high comedy. I LOVE blogs.

This weekend I am going to WVU to see the Mountaineers and Bruins play. Any advice on going in as an enemy in foreign territory? Can I wear a UCLA hat? I really don't even want to do that - I don't want to get jumped or have beer poured on me.

Subject: I hate my employer

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Tony
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Date Posted: 09:26:24 02/06/07 Tue

I get an email from the training person at work telling me that there is new mandatory training to attend. The email also states that there are over 300 people that need to take this class so we need to register in advance for one of the THREE training sessions. I send the training lady an email, only to be denied because all the training sessions are full. Apparently the training sessions hold a max of 45 people. My head almost exploded. The email also said that they have opened up two additional sessions. Dear Science! As a result of this, I have decided to surf the Internet all day.

Jono, nice catch.

Hafer, I think you're referring to your laptop. That's tragic.

Subject: Who's lappie?
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:19:51 02/06/07 Tue Confused...

Subject: Pop Culture-y

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Jono
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Date Posted: 09:18:04 02/06/07 Tue

I'll give it a shot, Joey G (thanks for the attaboy, too):

- I've alwyas thought this, but never had any blackies to ask if it offended them or not. Basically, it's a NY Times article that says that black people get very offended when white people call them "articulate" as a from of praise. Like I said, I've always shook my head in disbelief at the utterance of this praise in this context, but had never seen it discussed like this.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/04/weekinreview/04clemetson.html?em&ex=1170910800&en=e965e708322fe7dd&ei=5087%0A

- Cool story about the launch of BudTV, a new online advertising thing that Bud is doing, but is really more of, like, an outlet for short films and funny videos. This article certainly makes it sound awesome, but I'm proceeding with caution.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/04/magazine/04BudTV.t.html?ref=magazine

- I SO am doing this and keeping it at my office...
http://smpenterprisesllc.com/flash/bin/1999/model04.html

- If you've been following, apparently Sienna Miller has a very graphic sex scene in her new movie, Factory Girl, with Darth Vader (Hayden Whateverhisnameis). She's sort of upset about it...
http://www.nypost.com/seven/02012007/gossip/pagesix/factory_fallacy_fools_snooze_pagesix_.htm

Anyway, that's not want I want to talk about. This movie is basically about this young, hot, rich, slutty socialite back in the day who hung out with celebrities like Andy Warhol. She essentially had no discernible talent other than being young, hot, rich and slutty. Um, doesn't this sound like Paris Hilton? Are we, 30 years from now, going to have to endure a fucking moviefilm about Paris fucking Hilton? Worth considering, if you ask me. I'll kill myself and my family if that day ever comes.

- Lastly, Jessica Simpson says that watching "The Notebook" on a flight home spurred her to divorce Nick and that seeing him date only 3 weeks later "hurt [her] real bad." Not sure if you guys agree or not, but Vanessa Manillo is an upgrade in my book. Had Nick said "no" to that b/c it was too soon, he'd have lost ALL cool points from this guy's Cool List.

Subject: totally serious tuesday

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hafer
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Date Posted: 09:05:22 02/06/07 Tue

no jono, the chick and you have the same face. i've never wanted to make out with a chick more than i do right now. you must cease and desist all relations with this chick so that when i bag her i avoid becoming unsnarled in your web of lust.

so last night was a sad, sad night. after 4 years together and many tough experiences, lappie died last night at 9:43 pm. the demise was sudden, with few, if any, hints that the end was just over the horizon. a viewing will be held wednesday in my living room with funeral to follow on thursday. contributions to the new lappie fund will be accepted at the door or via post.

well i'm off to sit in on a jury trial (car crash) should be exciting. i expect lots of posting action while i'm gone.

Subject: Cuteness

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Donnie
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Date Posted: 08:54:24 02/06/07 Tue

Jono, the girl is cute. Mucho congrats. You definitely made the proper decision as D2 is much better than D1 (not to mention younger). Is it freezing everywhere else in the country? It was 11 degrees when I walked into work this morning - not warm. Is there anything pop-culture-y related we can talk about today? I feel that I have been out of the loop on a lot of stuff recently. Jono, cool website posts yesterday - Joey McHale introduced me to Woot.com about 3 years ago. I check it everyday and am still waiting for them to put a TV back on up there for the first time since I have started working full time. Ah well, sports stink currently.

Subject: A few more...
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:37:20 02/06/07 Tue To satisfy Hafer and his needs...

Subject: For real?

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Jono
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Date Posted: 07:49:15 02/06/07 Tue

Hafer, you're kidding right?

Lukey, that is hilarious. Vic's DRAM-A surrounding you trying to take his toothless picture is not surprising. If it's any consolation, I texted Vic right before the SB to see who he liked with the text "Colts -7 ?" and he immediately returned "bears." So, he prolly lost cash on that which is funny. But then he and Vert consumated the proposal in Row 16, Seats A-C of the LAS-PHI Southwest flight.

Joo, that's totally cool. I masturbated to myself this morning.

Subject: Vic

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Date Posted: 01:59:49 02/06/07 Tue

Jono, you sure that was a dig at you? 49% chance Butts was seriously proposing. He and Vert meet out in Vegas like once a month - they even missed the Super Bowl for it. I believe that Vert is suddenly interested in Vic now that he is missing a front tooth along with his other front tooth being loose. Vert may be hoping to pop that baby out so he can have some real fun with Vic's mouf. Also concerning Vic, I wanted his toothless smile to be my first ever picture taken with my new digital camera that I got for xmas, but he got surly and wasn't having it.

Subject: Jono's soo hot
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 20:51:40 02/05/07 Mon Jono, is it disconcerting that I pulled my dick out and pressed it against your face?

Subject: oh my god
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:13:39 02/05/07 Mon jono, d2 looks just like you. i'm totally freaked out.

Subject: Pic + Joo
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:57:44 02/05/07 Mon Joo, quality bullet-post. Especially the closing sentiments. As for the pic, well, I tried to post the full sized one first and it was fucking HA-uge! I'll try again now and see if I fixed anything...

Subject: sUPERBOWL

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Joo
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Date Posted: 17:44:54 02/05/07 Mon

Bears - Anyone who was surprised by Rex's performance really didn't watch much of their season.

Colts - Anti-Climactic win. Nobody looked like they really gave a shit.

Pre-Game Performance - Cirque De Sole (I don't care how its fucking spelled) was cool.

Prince - Might not like his appearance, but he is an INCREDIBLE musician. By far, the best halftime performance I have seen in a while.

Billy Joel - Sounded like ass. He needs to go back to the drugs.

Payton Manning - MVP? Should've been Rhodes.

Jono's girl - Most important question to Jono: Grassy knole or barren desert? Also, nice picture of you. I wanna be on you.

Dirka Dirka, Muhammad Jihad.

Subject: monet?

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Heaves
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Date Posted: 17:38:18 02/05/07 Mon

The pic appears so small and far away that it could be an illusion, a Monet if you will. Sure she looks great, but so does a wookie from 1000 feet away. Are those zebra stripes? If I had my hunting rifle, maybe I could tell. Anyways, since I've seen her myspace pic I of course approve. Who cares if she's a slow mover. Yes, that's a statement, not a question. I mean, I'm sure she's not waiting for marriage so it's just a matter of time.

The crazy one from my hook-up 2 weeks ago texted me a bit ago inviting me to dinner. Um, she's not getting the hint of me not calling her back...at least it's kinda amusing, even if I feel sorta bad. I naturally blame Joan Chin, for my crush on her. And Hafer.

Subject: Holy Poop
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:13:31 02/05/07 Mon Jono, You really do look excellent. BTW, can that picture get any freakin' tinier? Are you trying to kill my vision? I hope that you survived your hungover Monday. I didn't do much drinking yesterday but my day did not seem any less painful.

Subject: Picture from Saturday
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:29:48 02/05/07 Mon Although by no means a great pic, it's indicative of how she looks on a daily basis (although her hair seems to be very staticy in this one). But damn, I looked good (and well dressed):

Subject: 2 neat links...

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Date Posted: 16:15:52 02/05/07 Mon

www.woot.com
It's a techy site where they have techy shit for really, really cheap every day. It's a new item daily and sometimes they do crazy things like "woot-offs" where they have a limited supply of things (like, only 10 or 20) and they put a new one up every time the previous one sells out. I wish I had found out about this earlier. They've have some cool shit for dirt cheap in the past.

www.41414.com
This is a limbo auction site that is very frustrating and takes a whole lot of luck and patience to even attempt. but, if you're lucky, you can get something like, say, a 50" plasma for like $2.73. Go for details, but beware of the text messaging option. You'll get one for every guess you make.

Subject: another pro

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Date Posted: 15:33:54 02/05/07 Mon

there are three things that heaves adds to the "pro" column:
1) his mere presence will make gburg more palatable
2) if you do in fact end up making the trek, you get to spoon with a certain rich patent attorney currently hailing from our nation's capital on my air mattress
3) he will pay the entire weekend because he's rich and central pa is cheap

how could you pass that up?

Subject: Left out
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:16:10 02/05/07 Mon Pro or con depending on your perspective. I will most likely be accompanying Hafer both nights. Xbox til the break of dawn.

Subject: I'll kill you

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Date Posted: 15:05:15 02/05/07 Mon

Dude, I posted 3 times about interesting shit. The rest of my day has been reading articles from various media outlets and sending e-mails to various people.

Quick story:
vic texted me yesterday from Vegas, with the following awesome text: "Yo, I'm at the Venetian right now proposing....to Vert." Obviously this is a good dig at me and my history of proposing at the Venetian in Vegas.

Back to your questions:
1. I have the pics on my camera but my camera is at home and I am at work. You'll get them tonight/tomorrow.
2. No chance. they are for my viewing pleasure.
3. No real details. She was the really drunk one on Saturday night at her place, so there was making out, but no probing. Yesterday, I was the very drunk one and she was being all reasonable and thus eliminated any fun probing. Which is OK because I promptly feel asleep before she finished implying that there would be no probing...

I am "interested" in Gettysburg weekend, but that's where it stands. Right now the bads (long drive, I'd have to come friday and hang out in, um, Gettysburg) are outweighing the goods (Harrisburg strange + drinking + Hafer). Will keep you updated.

www.imissfootballseason.com

Subject: double standards and suggestions

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Date Posted: 14:46:09 02/05/07 Mon

jono, don't pull a joe and bitch about no one posting and then fail to offer anything to the day's discussion. get off your hungover ass and provide the following things:

1) updated pictures of d2
2) pictures of d2's milk glands
3) a more in-depth telling of what happened in the sack with d2 (only pillow punching or was some probing involved)

the lack of proper football for 6 months has started to sink in with me. my general malaise has deepened greatly these past few hours. the fact that every time i go outside my balls rise up into my stomach doesn't help the cause. it could be worse, however. i talked to my friend dago from law school who now lives in chitown. he was telling me about his walk to work this morning and how he thinks he saw a dead homeless person laying on michigan ave (main drag) due to the insane cold (-30). that's what he gets for living in a fun city while i'm stuck here.

if anyone is interested i'm hosting gettysburg weekend this saturday night. this pretty much entails a trip up to harrisburg to see wiegy and raiding the city's strange (which is surprisingly robust. i was up there saturday night and was shocked by the number of hot chicks out and about. to make the matter better, almost every dude looked like he hailed from west virginia. pretty much what i'm saying is that the hburg may be a gold mine for strange). let me know if anyone is interested.

Subject: Jono
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:35:02 02/05/07 Mon FYI, I wish you were dead too, assmuffin.

Subject: FYI
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:10:39 02/05/07 Mon I wish I were dead. In related news, good work on the board today, fuckfaces.

Subject: coke bud doritos and repeats

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Date Posted: 10:37:46 02/05/07 Mon

I agree with the commercials. Although I thought the commercials in the first half were much better than the ones in the second half. Coke bud and doritos dominated the air time. And go daddy had a repeat which was unacceptible. Oh and what was a revlon commercial doing in there?! Mapzilla for GPS was redonk, I had no clue what was going on.

Hafer, I counted 13 asians and 2 crackers.

Subject: i want one of these nearby

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Date Posted: 10:17:38 02/05/07 Mon

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article2237661.ece

ok, the commercials were awful yesterday. almost as awful as the sex cannon's performance. the only good commercials were the rock paper scissors and slap face commercials (which i totally plan on doing to you all from now on out).

on a different front, did anyone watch puppy bowl 3? i know heaves did. all i can say is wow. 3 hours straight of dogs and cats running around on a field... and people watch that shit. i fear for the future of our country.

tony, jono addressed your question about the funbags. apparently they're fantastic. i want pictures of them. jono, work on that.

did anyone else think, immediately, that the opening kickoff return for a td was setting the stage for a result just like the college national championship?

Subject: Wow that's mean and graphic

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Date Posted: 09:45:35 02/05/07 Mon

Lukey, I was rooting for the Bears.

Anyway did anybody else notice how "emotional" Peyton got after the game. Seriously it didn't look like he knew what to do. I think he was busy mentally preparing for the Pro Bowl already. Somebody needs to tell him that it doesn't get any better than this.

Jono, the countdown to V-Day is upon us. How's the competition going? Please tell me you got to play with the funbags.

Subject: Oh yeah
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:40:34 02/05/07 Mon I hope Vinatieri dies in his sleep. His missed FG cost me $125 in a squares pool. Good pick-up on the O/U thing, Joe. I bet that pissed a lot of people off.

Subject: Prince, Ambiguous & Awesome. Who Knew?

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Date Posted: 09:38:36 02/05/07 Mon

Hafer, you are absolutely right. He fucking killed, man. I wish I had taped the game so I could rewatch the performance. Does YouTube have it up yet? I was pleasantly in awe.

As for Valentine's Day, it's probably going to be D2. That whole e-mail thing kind of turned me off of D1 and I seem to have a lot more fun with D2. Don't get me wrong, D1 is pleasant and we have tons in common, but it's a different kind of fun- sort of more grown up- that I'm not quite ready for. And, all of D1's friends are either married or in their 30s, which is the opposite of "my crowd."

And yes, Hafer, the ladies came out and played. I cannot define how much I love her boobs (and boos in general).

Subject: At least I posted before Kickoff
Author: Donnie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:37:59 02/05/07 Mon The Colts did cover as predicted. How funny was it that the Colts didn't kick that FG at the end of the game and the total score wound up at 46 a mere 2.5 points below the O/U line. Lukey, at least now the Eagles and the Bears have both lost SBs that we can remember and appreciate.

Subject: BEARS

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Date Posted: 09:32:25 02/05/07 Mon

To keep it brief, Bears offensive play calling was horrible. Most frustrating part about Rex's picks, he made the correct reads but just made horrible throws. I'm even more sickened by the fact that they lost to rain man of the nfl, fucking peyton manning - I hate that dope.

Joe: Way to wait until right before the game to proclaim your hatred for the Bears. I hope you slip in the bathroom today, hit your head on the toilet, and drown in the toilet bowl you just pissed in.

Subject: question

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Date Posted: 09:30:11 02/05/07 Mon

how awesome was prince's performance during the half time show? i was in heaven as he totally rocked out. i mean who goes from hendrix into foo fighters? and then to cap it off he rocks out purple rain in the pouring miami rain. i had to change my pants on the spot. i was also a big fan of the huge heels he was wearing.

heaves, how many asians were at the party last night? 50? 100? were you and lukey the only crackers there?

jono, did the girls come out to play?

Subject: Did Lukey make that post on ksk?

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Date Posted: 09:24:38 02/05/07 Mon

I'm serious, it's pretty much the exact same thing Lukey said when he realized the sex cannon wasn't going to pull through. It was highly inappropriate, highly funny.

So yes, I moved from my couch yesterday to go to Lukey's. I've never seen such a dominating number of Asians at a Super Bowl party.

Jono, have you made a decision for valentine's day? Does the "slow mover" comment play as a factor? You have more or less a week to decide. Can't wait. I can't wait for my ski trip in 2 weekends that is.

Subject: Please, for the love of God...

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Date Posted: 09:11:44 02/05/07 Mon

...go to Hafer's link and scroll down to read the "comment" posted below the article at 10:30pm.

I pissed myself laughing and cringing.

Anyway, a few other things:
1. Beerfest is still shitty, save for a few really good parts.
2. Superman Returns wasn't that great, either.
3. Friday night was spent watching TV and Beerfest. Saturday was my date with Lindsay (D2) which did, in fact, lead to a sleepover at her crib as I predicted. Also, as predicted, not much went down in the bedroom but the seed was planted. Yesterday's drunk Super Bowl fest was also a success, as Lindsay and I drank ourselves to stupidity during the game, thus resulting in another sleepover, this time at my place. The only downside (but not really- sluts are bad) is that she is apparently a "slow mover" (in quotes b/c I drunkenly asked her last night and that was her reply) when it comes to giving up the booty.

I do have some current pictures though which will be shared when I'm not drunk anymore.

Subject: pretty much sums it up
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:53:41 02/05/07 Mon http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html

Subject: freezing monday

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Date Posted: 08:40:45 02/05/07 Mon

44 - W
45 - Th

THINGS I CAN'T WAIT FOR:
1) lukey's rant about the super bowl
2) football season to start
3) spring/summer (return of chicks in minimal clothing + closer to leaving gburg)
4) my morning deuce
5) reading the sports guy admit his wife is better at picking nfl games than he is

so the weekend was very nice. friday i was forced to bail on picking up my suit due to poor weather. so i spent the night on my couch drinking. it was pretty sweet. saturday i went up to hburg and drank heavily with wiegy et al. it was pretty sweet. yesterday, ms. crazy came up and watched the super bowl with me. much stromboli, meatballs, and assorted tastiness was consumed. it was pretty sweet. today is back to work and it's colder than the sex cannon's reception back in chitown. is there anything more guaranteed than the bears looking for a new starting qb? yea, didn't think so. lukey, just take solace in knowing that madden may put peyton on the cover now, thereby ensuring he breaks his leg in 36 places.

now begins the long cold period with no quality sports... ugh

jono is still a huge gay for not liking beerfest.

Subject: Two Things
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:44:20 02/05/07 Mon 1. I'm still drunk (I think). 2. Whomever fake posted as me is a genius. Well done (except for the misspelling of argument- I would never get that one wrong).

Subject: Super Bowl

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Date Posted: 10:10:11 02/04/07 Sun

I am rooting for the Colts because I hate how Lukey bashes the Philadelphia teams for just about anything. So, yes, I am rooting for the team out of pure spite. Also, is it just me or has anyone else seen a high number of Bears out partying in Miami this week. I guarantee you that Manning has been locked in his hotel room dissecting the Bears defense. So, my Joey G. lock of the weekend is Colts -6.5.

Subject: Ding Ding Ding
Author: Tony [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:08:41 02/03/07 Sat We have a winner. Jono Conway, that was THE gayest post ever on this board. There have been a lot of gay ones, but this one wins hands down. "Wait, let me bask in it"

Subject: Chugging Games

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Date Posted: 17:16:12 02/03/07 Sat

I am not going to defend my chugging skills, even though I developed such a powerful swallowing techinique from numerous fraternity brothers at PSU.

I don't care if you think I am gay for hating Beerfest. The movie sucked, arguement over.

You guys need some taste. I reccommend these movies:

1) Brokeback Mountain
2) Bridges of Madison County
3) Casper

I also just saw that new Mandy Moore movie. Wow, Diane Keaton is soooooooo fabulous!

Subject: Chugging Games
Author: Poyser [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:08:45 02/03/07 Sat Jono you wouldn't have to see you chug a beer for us to know you own those games. We can tell from your cock chugging skills.

Subject: quickly
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:30:20 02/03/07 Sat jono, you're gay for not liking beerfest this is perhaps the greatest dunk ever in the history of ncaa basketball - http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1170243889/Most_Pathetic_Dunk_in_the_History_of_Basketball

Subject: Beerfest

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Date Posted: 23:46:03 02/02/07 Fri

I just realized that taking movie advice from you guys will now have to taken with a grain of salt.

This movie, Beerfest, was fucking wretched. Sure, it had moments of awesomeness, but overall it was a C-/D+ at best. Don't go and say "well what about the part where (insert part here" shit like that- I said it had it's moments, because it did. But for the most part, it was dog shit.

All I do know is that I would absolutely own any of the chugging games if that competition were real.

Subject: BEARS
Author: Lukey [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:42:41 02/02/07 Fri are officially fucked - f'n sportsguy picked them. fucker.

Subject: big sleazy
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:54:35 02/02/07 Fri uh oh, looks like the big sleaze is in trouble and may not have its liquor license renewed. also included are a bunch of bars i've never heard of before. sucks for them. http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2007/02/02-02-07tdc/02-02-07dnews-04.asp

Subject: It's Friday Night!

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Date Posted: 15:36:59 02/02/07 Fri

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!

I have been waiting all week for this day, and it has come to the Joo, and I welcome it with open arms.

Vic - Uh, wow. Sorry man. Glad it wasn't me. Here's me perverbially hugging you.

Jono - I like how you plan on drinking with or without D2. Going into Friday night is what we corporate jocks call a "go-getter" attitude. Outstanding work!

Hafer - I am in for a an SB New Years, but only if we can burn a cross on Will Smith's lawn.

Donnie - Beerfest was a great movie due to 2 reasons:

1) It was funny the entire time. Why? Because there were scenes in the movie that were gay, and by rule #2, Gay is funny. Ergo, the entire movie was funny.
2) I saw itDave Van Akin up at Ft. Drum, and he wasn't in the mood to drink that day because he still felt bad from all the drinks I jammed down his throat the day before. Upon seeing the movie, he turned to me and stated: "It's go time", and we proceeded to drink even heavier that evening.

I am super excited about the weekend, penis is erect, and I have a vagina with which to put it in.

Fuck Favre.

Subject: Asses

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Date Posted: 14:07:29 02/02/07 Fri

Beerfest was seen OPENING NIGHT by Tony, Seth Rogan, and myself. It's a great, great drinking movie. Jono, I commend you on your weekend plans. They sound fantastic and pretty much like the complete opposite of mine. I have a NJ CLE again tomorrow but I am going to couple that with visiting a condo development looking for a place. Seen here http://www.lumberyardcondos.com/index_content.html. The places start at 240k. That is just a shade under what I'd like to spend but it won't hurt to look. Then, on Sunday I am headed over to T's to get drunk and watch the SB. I, for one, am really looking forward to it.

Subject: sb update
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:50:15 02/02/07 Fri i will need to wait a few days to look into rooms "Flights are available for up to 330 days in advance. The date you entered exceeds this number of days. (Message 1012)"

Subject: silly heaves

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Date Posted: 13:45:35 02/02/07 Fri

the fact that the trip to south beach is so far in the future is the exact reason why we need to discuss this now. not everyone is as rich as you so if we are going to go back to paradise we will need to save (both money and days off). by bringing it up 300+ days from when it will occur we are allowing everyone as much time as possible to act accordingly. duh. it is important to note that this year, new year's eve falls on monday, meaning that, at the very least everyone can plan on a 28th (evening)-1st stay in the great city of miami. i am going to start looking at rates and hotels now. i'll post more when i have numbers.

jono, in response to your bit about watching the sb by myself, well, since my last post on the subject, crazy has invited herself up to watch the game with me. woo.

beerfest is a fantastic movie that, somehow, slipped under the radar. i downloaded it in january and have watched it 4 times since. it's like a membership in the jello club of the month, it just keeps on giving.

the more you tell me about d2 the more i like her. get pictures of her boobs this weekend.

Subject: Reasons I don't care about Super Bowl parties this year

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Date Posted: 13:38:58 02/02/07 Fri

I like me. I enjoy spending time with myself and being able to basque in my awesomeness.

I love my couch. Why would I want to be anywhere else?

I don't feel like hosting anyone else.

I don't know anyone who would want to do a panda run at 5:30.

Did I mention I could care less about either team?

I have a very busy Monday coming up as I went to Hooters last night for the equivalent of all you can eat wings and crab legs. I woke up this morning and pooped immediately. 20 minutes later, I revisited said pooping.

I have no chick to nibble on my dong as I watch the game or to play with her dirty pillows.

With all that said, I might go up to a friends' to watch the game who always has good food and no hot friends. It's also about a 45 min trip home at night which is less than thrilling.

Subject: South Beach

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Date Posted: 13:21:39 02/02/07 Fri

Um, yes.

I can't wait for this week to be over. I'm going to try and get drunk for 3 straight days this weekend just for old time's sake. Good times.

I care thismuch about Brett Favre. He's greedy and wants some records, so he's coming back at the expense of helping his team. What a homo.

My weekend:
Tonight I will be catching up with my DVR, watching Beerfest, drinking (most likely by myself but possibly with either D1 or D2) and doing a whole of not spending money.

Tomorrow I am going to dinner and "Stomp" (off broadway production in Akron) with D2 and hopefully snagging a sleepover after we hit the bars up after the show. Even if nothing happens at said sleepover, the seed will have been planted well enough.

Sunday, D2 is coming over to watch the Super Bowl. I half jokingly said we should get drunk just for the hell of it, she says she's in and will be over by noon to kick off the drinking. I say this is a good thing for ole J-to-the-ono.

Hafer and Heaves- don't watch that thing alone, guys. Have someone (anyone) over to share it with. You'll be riddled with depression when you realize it's halftime, you've laughed at all of the funny commericals by yourself and have eaten half a pizza alone for the last 2 hours. Probably not a great feeling.

But tell Weigs Jono says hey, Hafer.
Say the same to Haferina for me, too, Heaves.

Subject: south beach

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Date Posted: 13:15:41 02/02/07 Fri

Could we actually stay IN south beach this time? If so, I'd certainly consider the trip at a later date. It's too early to tell and I'm not sure if everyone will have the funds to go. We're still 334 days away from such an event for Science sake! And we have Vegas this year which might be plenty for people's wallets/vacay time. In conclusion (and in reiteration), I think it's simply too early for New Years talk.

I can't wait for tonight. Sooooo excited!

Subject: fav-r-e

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Date Posted: 13:06:33 02/02/07 Fri

he'll be back... HA! http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/02/02/bc.fbn.packers.favre.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

ahh yes, friday afternoons, is anything better? clearly the answer is yes.

heaves, the queens of crazy are quickly converging on your domicile. maybe if you're really lucky, you'll run into your own crazy while out at the bars with crazy and laura. wouldn't that be fun?!? you could claim they were your lovers and then be forced to make out with them both. i can see it now.

no one responded to my south beach idea from yesterday, so i'll ask it again. is anyone up for some sb action this coming new years? if not, are you a huge homo?

Subject: Front Teeth are overrated

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Date Posted: 11:25:30 02/02/07 Fri

Vic, I am really jealous. That sounded like a really fun game of pool. Seriously, that is a really unfortunate series of events. Just think how aweful that poor dentist must have felt after having to work on Vic's freshly puking mouth. I have dental implants and they are quite a process to get done (Takes about a year). Mine were molars, hopefully yours won't be as bad.

As for the game, I think I'm taking Tagliabue's take on things. He was quoted as saying his favorite team is the underdog. So I guess I'm rooting for da bears. Other things I'm rooting for:

Tank Johnson fleeing the country.
One of the team's centers not showing up for the game.
Sorgi game winning TD.
Robbie Gould 67 yard FG.
Sex Cannon 5 INTs and still winning.
Bears Defense 5 TDs and still losing.

My prediction for the game: Colts 45, Ditka 98.

Wait, Ditka doesn't coach anymore? They've got some N***** in there? Fuck this shit! Go COLTS!!!

Wait, the Colts' coach is a N***** too?!? Hmmmm.
Is there any way the Vikings can win? Or are they busy on another sex cruise.

Subject: tonight tomorrow and sunday

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Date Posted: 10:44:46 02/02/07 Fri

Tonight the girls (caruso and friend) should arrive around 5:30. We'll catch a quick dinner before I send them off to the show (JT I think). The show should end around 11 so in the mean time I'll drink beer and play with my junk. At 11, I'll head over to Rosa Mexicana to meet my sex toys (Laura's boobs). Drinking will commence for the ladies and will continue for me as I lay on the charm with all those around me. After that who knows.

Saturday is between staying in or going out. Undecided. But there are options floating around.

Sunday, panda for the super bowl and possibly nothing else. woo.

Lukey, give me a call if you have interest.

Also, thanks for the story. Possibly worse than my Appendix since no one can see my lost Appendix. Vic, I hope you enjoyed the slopes.

Subject: yes, the razor is shifty

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 10:21:00 02/02/07 Fri

i'm sure jono is quite pleased to hear that his newly beloved club will not be owned by an accused terrorist supporter and will instead be the play toy of 2 rich americans. nothing like the continued americanization of all things brit to get them back for considering us a colony for so many years. the student has become the master, now suck it you pasty-skinned, bad toothed limey. yea, take that.

a new possibility has emerged in my search for a new job, doc review for dechert, llp in philly. yes, it'd be very monotonous, but it'd be in philly at more than double (almost triple) my current wage. also, given my huge dong, i'm more than confident a partner would offer me his job within 2 weeks of starting. so that's a possibility.

still have no idea who to root for during the "big game." (don't want to get sued by the nfl for using the term "super bowl"). new considerations include the fact that the colts used to be in baltimore. however, the bears are from chicago and that's where the ex lives. this is tough.

Subject: Speaking of...
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:09:03 02/02/07 Fri http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=ap-liverpool-hicks&prov=ap&type=lgns (Hafer/Lukey may be the only ones who care)

Subject: Merseyside Derby

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 10:06:45 02/02/07 Fri

Toffees shall be owned by the streaking Reds tomorrow. At Anfield, no less.

Lukey, know this.

I predict 3 goals for Liverpool:
Kuyt in the 24th minute.
Crouch in the 40th minute.
Bellamy in the 70th minute, with the sweet pass from Gerrard.

by the way, I don't think I've thanked Lukey and Hafer enough for getting me into soccer this past year. So, thanks again. It was a highlight of 2006, for sure, and will continue to be something I follow.

In related news, I think the next soccer video game comes out in February. Someone check on that for me.

Subject: please, pretty please
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:02:12 02/02/07 Fri please let chad johnson be the 10th bengal to be arrested for a crime this year. nothing would make me happier. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/02/02/johnson.ap/index.html?cnn=yes so far this day has been insane... just not on the board.

Subject: Groundhog Day
Author: Lukey [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:38:08 02/02/07 Fri I am assuming that movie is on today - great film, hoping to see it somewhere. Jono, you raise a point i forgot to mention - Vic's insurance is claiming that they do not cover tooth implants. Considering his procedures will easily cost a couple thousand, that sucks - sounds like he'll have to do some haggling with them. BEARS

Subject: buttsssssssss (*whistling sound on the s*)

Author:
hafer
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Date Posted: 08:24:20 02/02/07 Fri

47 - W
48 - Th

let me begin by saying, poor butts. but that's what he gets for bombing pearl harbor. go usa.

so it's friday and that brings a smile to my face. this morning when i rolled out for work i had a very weird experience. now, biglerville isn't a big town by any means, but i always see people driving around on their way to work in the morning. i mean, it's still a semi-populated area after all. well this morning i hop in the car, pull up to the street and for once see nothing, so i pull out and proceed to the red light (yes, biglerville DOES have red lights... 2 in fact). i wait at the red light and see no cars. the light changes and i turn onto biglerville road and proceed out of town. i see no one, absolutely no sign of life anywhere through town. no cars, no kids walking to school, not one mexican making his way to the fields/taco bell. this complete absence of outside life continues for about 4 miles, where i finally see a car coming toward me... driven by zombies. nothing big, but it was a surreal experience.

hooray, phil did not see his shadow, meaning an early spring is on the way. i remember (for some reason) the last time this occurred, i was in elementary school and we were making seasonal montages based on what the groundhog said. the teacher, after hearing the news, went on a rant about how phil never says spring will come early. we then proceeded to craft breathtaking floral kidcraft. the end. the moral of the story, phil hates the spring almost as much as joo hates the (insert ethnic group here).

this weekend will surely be insane... not for me, but for heaves. my weekend consists of a fun drive to selinsgrove tonight to pick up a suit, possibly with a taco bell run thrown in for good measure. saturday i'm heading up to harrisburg to hang out with wiegy and tear through another one of her friends. should be a blast. sunday, i am making chili and watching the game on my couch. hooray.

Subject: O. M. G.

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 08:18:59 02/02/07 Fri

What a start to my Friday!!?!

SOOOOOOOOOOO worth the wait.

Vic, I feel bad for you, my man, but that is an awesome story. Hopefully you win enough money in Vegas to pay for all of the dental work that will be needed in the coming weeks.

Yikes.

Relax, Lukey, I'm rooting for the Bears (I think).

In other news, I'm a shell of a man today. Went out for "drinks" with D2 last night, which turned into many, many drinks plus dinner (she paid, cha-ching!) and me staying out way too late. This also marked the first time I've hung out with D2 where she didn't have a sweater on. Needless to say, my eyes were NOT so much on her lovely face most of the night. They are incredible! I'm in love (with her boobs). And I couldn't be giddier to see them (possibly this weekend).

This Friday is awesome!

Subject: Vic's odyssey in DC (belated and long)

Author:
Lukey
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Date Posted: 07:35:08 02/02/07 Fri

Friday night (only brought up b/c it is slightly relevant to the major happenings of Saturday and it contains a funny anecdote):

Vic and Matt Stinson travel down for a visit. We got out to 1223 for a birthday party. Many females there, drunkenness, good fun. Matt gets grabbed on dance floor by what turns out to be a Brazilian chick with a witchfaced German friend (as an aside, this is the second time in a row that I've hung out with Matt that he has been accosted by a cute girl on the dance floor - at New Year's he got snatched up by a much cuter girl). Anyway, Matt leaves with girl, makes comment that we should expect a call later that night/morning for a possible pickup. Matt gets in car with girls, they ask for address, he says not to worry about that now, she replies that her friend has gps and can take him home. He is perplexed - we get call asking for my address. He gets dropped off at my place before we even get home - hilarity ensues at his expense. His quote "I thought it was a sure thing."

Bad omen: Vic mentions to my roommate Pete (also from Atwon) before bed that he has never witnessed him toasted. Pete says that much drinking will be had on Saturday.

Saturday:

Poker begins in the late afternoon, which also marks the beginning of drinking. Progress to bowling, heavy escalation in drinking. Go to dinner - maintain drinking. Matt gets call, Brazilian girl (who lives in f'n Annapolis) wants him to meet her out at cafe citron (latin club/bar) in the city. others not sold on idea, but agree to accompany him there on the condition that he gets laid. In cafe citron it is absolutely packed - we couldn't even move in there. Vic, Pete, and I just stand by the bar and drink. In our 1/2 hour there, Vic and Pete consumed a shot of Patron, a jack and coke, and 1.5 mojitos (the half being mine that I didn't want).

We leave Matt there with the girl and go across the street to buffalo billiards. Decide to play cutthroat, last place must do a shot of three wise men, second loser soco and lime. in meantime, vic and pete drink more mixed drinks (i'm sticking to beer) and do a shot before we begin. I also bought a round of beers for while we play. Vic is easily the best pool player among the three of us and then proceeds to blow a massive lead (he had 4 balls left while Pete & I each only had 1) and lose the first game. Pete wins. Vic does his wisemen, it's rough, and I do my nice and tasty soco and lime. 2nd game, vic must goes last b/c he lost - he ends up with only 2 balls left when the hi-mid-low is determined. Long story short, he was f'd and lost the 2nd game (pete won again). Also during 2nd game, last call was given. pete ordered 5 extra shots (beyond the ones for the game, 2 for each of them, 1 for me - I feel left out) and i ordered everyone more beer. Thus vic has a 3 wisemen, two soco and limes, and a beer waiting for him before we leave.

We head back to my place (Brazilian chick accompanies Matt) and decide it would be a good idea to play beer pong. We wake up another roommate Dan so we have 3 teams. Vic and I win first two games, lose third to a much more sober Matt and Brazilian chick who could barely hit the table. While playing Vic and Pete did a shot of whiskey and soju. While he and I were waiting to play winner, Vic spills beer on kitchen floor. I wet paper towels and give them to him to clean up. He makes comment about us not having any cold weather this winter and this makes comment about this may be the closest he gets to skiing all winter. Vic, with wet floor, wet towels, and bare feet, proceeds to face plant. He was too drunk to use his hands to break his fall - everyone rolling with laughter, especially me. He gets up with hand over face, there appears to be blood.

Injury report: half of front tooth chipped off, other half has a crack through it it will not stop bleeding (the tooth itself was bleeding). His other front tooth is loose and he also bit through his bottom lip. It is apparent he needs emergency dental care - we find a place to meet us at 6 in the morning in Fairfax (about 15 mins away). We get to parking lot, Vic gets out and pukes his brains out right before going in to see the dentist. Dan and I go in with him, very drunk and probably reeking of alcohol. Vic gets worked on for almost two hours - we go back out to empty parking lot and Dan's car was sideways in the middle of the lot. He drives a stick and was so drunk that he forgot to pull the parking brake when we he parked. Dan and I drop Vic off and go to a diner for breakfast. I come back and crash at 10 in the morning, but I can't curl up in my bed - Matt and Brazilian chick used my bed (sheets definitely do not pass the stain test) so I have to sleep in the couch. Wake up a 2, with massive headache and watch BEARS dominate. Vic still not feeling super well, Matt (who drove) heads back to philly. Vic gets on train on Monday and heads home.

Epilogue:

Vic currently is missing most of one of his front teeth and the other one is loose (and yes he is on a business trip this week and spending the weekend in Vegas). It turns out that he damaged his tooth so badly that he can't just have a root canal and crown (original prognosis) and instead needs to have a tooth implant, which involves and oral surgeon and a screw in his jaw, etc. His other front tooth may require orthodontics. He received merciless ridicule from Vert since this accident. Poor Butts.

Matt got very sick (I think from a Brazilian supervirus) and had to take monday and tuesday off from teaching. I worried about ever sleeping on that set of sheets again. She also wanted him to come back and visit her last weekend - he declined.

The End
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I will kick anyone who is not rooting for the Bears in the nuts the next time I see them. Do you guys really want Peyton faggot, the biggest douchebag in the NFL winning a Super Bowl. Fuck, you guys are gayer than I thought.

Heaves, you up to anything tonight?

Subject: idea
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:22:53 02/01/07 Thu after reading the sport guy's latest article, i've decided that this coming new years must be spent back down in south beach. who's in? yes, i'm being serious about this.

Subject: weeds?
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:30:20 02/01/07 Thu Why would Jono bring weeds. Unless of course you meant a tractor, in which case, Jono would bring hoes. The room has been cancelled, just for fun.

Subject: jono, here's a hint
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:07:04 02/01/07 Thu a gardener pulls ____s so that his plants growth may be facilitated. get it? good. heaves, high five. good work. the cost shall be split between everyone, except for joe and tony (should tony stay at his in-laws).

Subject: Stuff
Author: Jono [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:02:32 02/01/07 Thu I prefer Tommy's, but I'm in for the room if I need to be. Quickly: Hafer, I'm missing your reference to my, um, other thing? Joe, you've been asked. No only be this guy, but by others, too.

Subject: done
Author: Heaves [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:02:09 02/01/07 Thu to be cancelled at my will.

Subject: so book a room already
Author: hafer [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:57:53 02/01/07 Thu do my bidding, heaves. book the room already.

Subject: kudos

Author:
chin
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Date Posted: 14:26:43 12/20/06 Wed

the use of the word made me think about how delicious i thought these were when i was younger, and how i used to bring 2 of em to school everyday. one as breakfast and one as a snack at some point. then that got me to thinking about how when i was younger there was this fruit snack called sodalicious that I enjoyed even more than my kudos bars. But sodalicious was short lived and for some reason they just suddenly disappeared off the shelves to never be seen again. anyhow, anyone know what Im talking about? i miss sodalicious.

Subject: I'm going to go ahead and complain now...

Author:
Jono
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Date Posted: 10:43:59 11/27/06 Mon

I'm physically ill, I'm tired, I'm fat from all of the grub this weekend, I'm poor, I hate my job and want to quit and I've pooped twice already this morning. What a wonderous Monday morning!

Things that happened at Best Buy this weekend:
- I waited 15 minutes in line to check out
- I bought 3 digital cameras (1 for each of my sisters- paid for by my mother and sister, 1 for me- paid for by me)
- I saw a vehicle (white Chevy Blazer) become engulfed in flames in the parking lot

I have the totally kick ass Gil Mantera's Party Dream concert in Akron on Friday, then a bahcelor party in Pittsburgh (woohoo) on Saturday. Between now and then, I shall sleep as much as possible.

Anyone ever see "Sports Night?" Aaron Sorkin TV comedy from 1998-1999 (I think) that ran 2 seasons and was based around a Sportscenter-ish show. I watched the first 8 episodes while driving back to Ohio last night and found it quite entertaining.

Seriously, is "The Wire" that good?! Everyday, I read about someone else who has jumped on the bandwagon and is singing it's praises. I might have to check it out, finally.

Absolutely no joke- I saw and passed OSU head football coach Jim Tressel in his Lexus SUV on the way to PA on Wednesday. He was in the passenger seat, reading something, while his wife drove presumably to Youngstown as that is the exit off of I-76 that they got off. I wish I had either (a) run him off the road and killed him or (b) flipped him off. But, I am a pussy and did neither.

Weather for this week in Medina, OH: 61, 61, 60, 58, 34! Crazy Ohio.

Subject: Funny
Author: Joo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 22:00:55 09/04/06 Mon http://us.video.aol.com/video.full.adp?mode=0&pmmsid=1702369&restartUrl=http%3a%2f%2fus%2evideo%2eaol%2ecom%2fvideo%2eindex%2eadp%3fmode%3d1%26pmmsid%3d1702369&mode=1 sfw

Subject: oh
Author: chin [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:09:34 07/22/05 Fri and if anyone comes up with ways to do ones already done in less steps post that as well. i think joes way for leguizamo would be three steps as well. i cant think of a movie pacino and bacon were in together that would do it in two. anyone?

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