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Subject: the cure


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Heaves
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Date Posted: 10:06:32 03/08/07 Thu
 Who knew eating 10 pounds of meat would cure my illness but it did. It's a pretty intense experience when you flip your button from red to green (meaning you want more meat) because every waiter in the vicinity rushes to your table and your plate is once again full with a mountain of delicious. Everything was going well until the Ribeye, one of their thickest cuts. It was about an hour and a half in our consumption when served this meat and it almost meant the end for me. I warned Lukey NOT to eat it, but he did and fell victim. He said uncle and was out of contention. I on the other hand sat patiently for another 15 minutes until I saw my favorite cuts come about. During which time, the waiters seriously thought we were planning our escape. I was somewhat offended. I just wanted to digest a bit and wait for my damn meat! Damnit! We were on close watch but finally more meat arrived. I acutally asked specifically for a certain cut because I did not dare flip to green. I finally decided to call it quits when turtle heads started to poke. Yup, gotta go I said. Got home and I believe this was the meat forcefully removing the illness from my body.

Side note: it was strange but there was at least one hot chick at every table (besides ours). I don't know how I feel about these women trying to eat all you can eat meat but, hey, they are probably senator's daughters and eat there at the expense of their fathers. Good for them.
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