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Date Posted: 20:32:53 02/13/07 Tue
 First off - Jono - TOTALLY agree with you on the whole snow/ice thing. It only makes me get up earlier. Mother nature's a whore; bottom line.

Hafer - EVERTYHING Caruso does is gay, and if I ever meet her, I'm gonna fucking choke the shit out of her. Let her know I said that.

Jono Again - Every time she mentions girlfriend, think of the twix commercials. Handle it like those commercials, only instead twix, use your Jonolong (again, means Jono's schlong), and instead of stuffing it into YOUR MOUTH (I mean, come on, if we could to that to ourselves, NONE of us would have girlfriends), stuff it into hers, and scream "NEED A MOMENT!?"

Payton Manning has trouble meeting girls because he's too busy thinking about guys. Period.
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