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Subject: Morning Musings for Hump Day


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Date Posted: 08:57:13 02/14/07 Wed
 As of 4:31 this morning the government declared that it would in fact be open today. Thus, with this news my day of working was altered to a day of working without staff who will declare "they couldn't make it in". yay.

Happy Vagina Day for those who have to put up with today. I did my good deed of the day, filling up on good karma for the rest of the week. Snow + my muscles = helping an old woman cross the street. Yes I carried her 40 lb rolling suitcase work thingy across the street since wheels do not roll in 3 inches of snow. Elated, she said thank you. I said, Happy Valentines Day, which was immediately reciprocated with the giving of her moldy vagina. Also, the metro arrived (virtually empty) just as I was getting to the platform, a rare combination of occurance.

I hope the rest of you faggots are open for work today as well.
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