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Subject: Jono - "Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your main bitch?"


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Joo
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Date Posted: 12:23:01 02/06/07 Tue
 Jono,

The best thing to do in order to determine how slutty she really is is through the shit blot test. Now, now, now; I know what you're thinking: "What the FUCK is the Joo talking about, and why am I aroused whenever I hear his voice?" Let me explain:

What need to do is fuck her in the asshole, pull your dick out, and then slap you shit-covered dick on an index card. Re-insert your Jonolong (Jono's Schlong) and repeat, on multiple index cards. Then, show her the "shit blots" (just like ink blots) and ask her what she sees. If she says dirty sexual things for each, then you know she's a slut. Nevermind the fact that she let you plow her in the "Holland tunnel" on your third or fourth date. That's irrelevant.
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