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Subject: Year of the Jono


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Donnie
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Date Posted: 09:08:51 02/09/07 Fri
 So far, 2007 has not been a banner year for the Joe that's for damn sure. Jono, you gotta be sure to treat D2 like a delicious Are You Hungry sandwich. You need to caress her, gently hold her together, and then bit into her with the force of a Great White Shark. Ok, maybe everything except that last part. But just think about how tasty AYH is ... now, I imagine her boobs are just as tasty. What does she do for a living besides some generic retarded girl job?

As for treating women moving forward, Jono, I recommend treating them all a whole lot meaner. Start developing an edge. Just watch a lot of Miami Vice and try to imitate Don Johnson as much as possible. Man, I saw the new Miami Vice this week and I loved it. I am just gay over Michael Mann. He is simply the coolest. For those of you with Netflix, soon it will be possible to watch movies over the internet (think in the style of YouTube). Cool stuff.

What the hell is with all these girls and marriage? I guess the ladies want to lock themselves in so that they don't have to worry about being old hags. The thing is that women don't seem to understand that they don't hold all the cards anymore. This isn't college and guys aren't going to be hitting on you every time you head out unless you look so good that you deserve to be hit on that much. Before, guys would bend over backwards to get laid and women could decide whom to fuck. Now, women have to prove themselves to be worthy of fucking - and hanging out with for an extended period of time subsequent to said fucking. The mid-20s is a perfect age to be.
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