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Date Posted: 17:42:26 04/27/06 Thu
Author: bird
Subject: You know you're important when...
In reply to: Texas_Cheryl 's message, "Wednesday is National Bird Day! How should we celebrate the special bird(s) in our life today?" on 18:16:55 04/26/06 Wed

1. Nationwide people celebrate you on a certain day.
2. You are the subject of many famous quotations and references: "bird" brained, early "bird", the "bird's" the word, kill two "birds", a "bird" in the hand..., Free"bird", cat"bird" seat, thunder"bird"(note picture of me on Keith's arm)...
3. You can fly without the aid of illegal substances.
4. "Bird" watching is a national past time.
5. There's a special way to handle a "bird"; flipping is never suggested.

LOL!

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[> [> Re: You know you're important when... -- Texas_Cheryl, 18:32:29 04/27/06 Thu [1]

1. People love and celebrate you even when you don't fly around very often.
2. People you never met buy you food and put it out in easily accessible places so you won't go hungry.
3. Young, old, famous, and ordinary people alike all build a house just for you for free - No mortgage or rent payments.
4. You get public bird baths dedicated just for your use and you're allowed to use them in public without getting arrested for indecent exposure.


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[> [> [> Yeah, yeah! I forgot these...lol! Cheryl, didn't you remind us that it was National Bird Day...last year? It hardly seems possible that a whole year has already passed...Seriously, where does time go? Oh well, time for that public "bird" bath...Now, if I could only find some soap...lol -- Bird, 20:17:39 04/27/06 Thu [1]


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[> [> [> [> And don't forget, you can poop on statues and other outdoor monuments, so choose wisely! I'll bet the pigeons in Bahgdad used to have fun with that Sadaam statue! LOL -- Feathers (Hmmm... wonder if National Bird Day includes those unique little things that actually make birds fly), 15:40:57 04/29/06 Sat [1]


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