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The KLUB: a Keith L. Urban Board

Welcome to The KLUB!: A non-rated message board for Keith Urban fans over 18.
Founded October 26, 2005
CONGRATULATIONS, Keith!
2008 Grammy: Male Country Vocal Performance ("Stupid Boy")

We are going to have lots of fun here without worrying about younger eyes, but please observe these rules: 1) No bashing or flaming of Keith, the posters to this board, or any other real person. 2) Watch your language, nothing vulgar or explicit. 3) NO gossip or rumors about Keith's personal life. 4) Absolutely no "hot-linking". You are free to share URL's, but give credit where credit is due and "host it to post it". Rule-breakers will be deleted and given one warning. Second violations will be deleted without notice.

We encourage any and all creative discussion about Keith, including concert reviews, meet/greet experiences, fanfic, and other intelligent and witty conversation. Drooling is expected, but please bring your own mop. Most importantly, Have FUN!

ShanBan do you barrel race? -- Rodeo, 22:11:28 03/05/06 Sun [10]
As you can guess from my name I do Rodeo events. I compete in Barrel Racing, pole bending, stake bend, down and back, and dash for cash, all the speed events. I have a 22 year old barrel horse, shes really good and pretty fast for her age, and man can she run. Just wondering if you did any of that too?

Sarah

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- I wish -- ShanBan, 23:12:14 03/05/06 Sun
  - I used to ride english a bit. -- Rodeo, 00:25:20 03/06/06 Mon
    - Yea -- ShanBan, 07:42:35 03/06/06 Mon
      - My worst fall -- Rodeo, 09:22:31 03/06/06 Mon
        
        Well mine was... -- ShanBan, 20:27:29 03/06/06 Mon
        
        My gosh -- Sarah, 19:55:30 03/07/06 Tue
        
        Sorry I put my name as Sarah up there, well it is but most know me as Rodeo so sorry about that. (NT) -- Rodeo, 19:56:57 03/07/06 Tue
        Same with me -- ShanBan, 21:08:24 03/07/06 Tue
        
        What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. LOL!!! I dont know where I heard that or where that even came from, sounds like a good Barrel Racing slogan thingy. (NT) -- Rodeo, 21:44:01 03/07/06 Tue
Addicted.....Enjoy!! -- ShanBan, 23:26:20 03/04/06 Sat [13]
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- Chapter One - Going Home (certain name in the story has been changed, I'm sure you'll knwo who I'm talking about) -- ShanBan, 23:34:16 03/04/06 Sat
  - Chapter Two - Living A Nightmare -- ShanBan, 23:38:34 03/04/06 Sat
    - Chapter Three - No So Sweet Pancakes -- ShanBan, 23:45:36 03/04/06 Sat
    - Chapter Three - Not So Sweet Pancakes -- ShanBan, 23:45:39 03/04/06 Sat
      - Chapter Four - A Night with Jack and a Thanksgiving Suprise -- ShanBan, 23:52:34 03/04/06 Sat
        
        Chapter Five - Dinner From Hell -- ShanBan, 23:59:20 03/04/06 Sat
        
        Chapter Six - Bad Apples -- ShanBan, 00:07:35 03/05/06 Sun
  - Me likey Angry Keith! -- 1birdinflight, 17:57:28 03/05/06 Sun
    - Angry Keith = super hot and sexy Keith!! -- ShanBan, 18:32:43 03/05/06 Sun
  - Chapter Seven - Battle of Wits......or Hips.... -- ShanBan, 18:29:37 03/05/06 Sun
    - atta girl -- Chesneygirl73, 07:51:35 03/06/06 Mon
- Well! -- Feathers, 10:29:12 03/06/06 Mon
Hi there! -- ShanBan, 21:42:57 03/04/06 Sat [7]
Hey everyone! I'm new , well obviously, but I just wanted to say hey and that I love the board! I have a story I would love to post but I'm a little confused on how you have it "inside"......Anywho just wanted to say hello and I love the board!

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- Hey, Instructions on posting inside are well . . . inside. -- Rodeo, 22:34:36 03/04/06 Sat
  - Thanks!! -- ShanBan, 23:20:49 03/04/06 Sat
  - Excellent directions, Rodeo! ShanBan, if you'd like an overly detailed list of posting instructions, click the "contact the moderator" link at the top and I can e-mail you the Word file. WELCOME, ShanBan! I'm looking forward to your story. We'll be glad to help you work thru any tough parts. (NT) -- Feathers (looks like I'm gettin' y'all whipped into shape! LOL), 09:49:01 03/06/06 Mon
    - Oops, actually, it's "contact forum admin", but it means the same thing! LOL (NT) -- Feathers, 09:50:18 03/06/06 Mon
- welcome to the board or the corner as we like to call it1 can't wait to hear you're story (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 23:01:34 03/04/06 Sat
- Welcome to the board. (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 15:38:38 03/05/06 Sun
"Where There's Smoke" -- Feathers, 16:08:47 03/03/06 Fri [9]

Aussie Chick, this is for you since you're feeling deprived, but the rest of you feel free to enjoy it, too. I wrote this by hand in a journal a while ago, but it's taken me some time to get it transcribed. It's not a big story, and I've not given up on "Gaze", but the muse is unpredictable at times.

TGIF!

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- "Where There's Smoke" -- Feathers (please forgive typos - this is un-edited), 16:15:00 03/03/06 Fri
  - Thankyou Feather's - Just what what I needed! Love the reference to Donna Summer! I'd rather listen to Donna Summer than Bob Dylan anyday! -- Aussie Chick, 18:02:50 03/03/06 Fri
    - Great -- Rodeo, 00:28:28 03/04/06 Sat
  - Nice!!! (NT) -- kennedypratt, 18:18:22 03/03/06 Fri
  - Feathers, this is terrific! -- Mo, 02:48:47 03/04/06 Sat
    - Hey, Mo.... -- Feathers, 10:43:02 03/04/06 Sat
  - Typos? What typos? -- 1birdinflight, 20:37:20 03/04/06 Sat
    - So glad you like it, Bird! -- Feathers, 08:35:51 03/06/06 Mon
Freedom: Part: III -- Rodeo, 00:26:24 03/06/06 Mon [3]
Alright yall this is the last part, enjoy.

Sarah

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- Freedom: Part III in here -- Rodeo, 00:27:38 03/06/06 Mon
  - beautiful! -- Chesneygirl73, 07:50:29 03/06/06 Mon
I'm desperate guys, anybody got any more fanfic?? Please help me?? I miss Keith! -- Aussie Chick, 22:54:12 03/02/06 Thu [4]
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- Hey Aussie - I'll see what I can do for you today, but no promises. In the meantime, see what you can do with a few suggestions.... (Inside) -- Feathers, 11:25:15 03/03/06 Fri
  - Thanks! -- Aussie Chick, 18:04:20 03/03/06 Fri
    - Sounds good! -- ShanBan, 21:49:50 03/04/06 Sat
O Lord I need help!!! -- Rodeo, 00:31:01 03/04/06 Sat [2]
I am so stuck on Freedom. Im trying to make it enjoyable and funny. But nothing is comming to me. Any ideas?

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- lets see -- kennedypratt, 03:09:29 03/04/06 Sat
Keith's already bored as can be so he and you decide to take a little two day road trip to somewhere, anywhere, who knows where....He insists that you pack lightly and promises to do the same thing himself. Other than the essentials( toothbrush, change of clothes, etc.), name 1 other thing that you'd simply insist on taking. Then name one thing that you think Keith would insist on taking. Gosh, wonder if Nicole ever has these dilemmas?! LOL! -- 1birdinflight, 16:41:46 02/28/06 Tue [7]
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- Mine and Keith's Garbage -- Randee, 17:49:04 02/28/06 Tue
- Me and Keith -- Rodeo, 18:12:31 02/28/06 Tue
  - I was thinking that I might need to bring a camera, ya know, to have proof. Keith would probably want to take his cell phone just in case he became inspired. (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 19:49:26 02/28/06 Tue
    - camera -- Chesneygirl73, 07:51:27 03/01/06 Wed
- I'd Definately take my lip gloss and Keith would have to take his favorite pair of jeans! (NT) -- AussieChick, 22:18:55 03/01/06 Wed
  - really now -- Chesneygirl73, 08:05:14 03/02/06 Thu
Tallahassee Review -- kennedypratt, 16:39:17 02/26/06 Sun [10]
I'm still alive!!

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- pre-trip -- kennedypratt, 16:40:21 02/26/06 Sun
  - Thanks for the great review! I would love to hear Keith do Sweet Home Alabama too strike that one of the list KP! Is that song 8675 309?? Something about Jenny I've got your number?? Loved that song from the 80's! (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 00:15:03 02/27/06 Mon
- important part -- kennedypratt, 16:42:00 02/26/06 Sun
  - Thanks Kristin! I'm glad you got to go even though hubby thought he was dying. You can be my nurse anytime. (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 17:21:43 02/26/06 Sun
    - "Ain't no mountain high enough! Ain't no river wide enough! Ain't no complaining, sick husband strong enough! Ain't no torential rain and getting lost bad enough! To keep me from you...!" So glad you had a good time despite everything... (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 17:53:47 02/26/06 Sun
- i forgot -- kennedypratt, 19:21:49 02/26/06 Sun
  - You know I like me some "angry Keith"! Yes, Keith! Anything you say, Keith! LOL! (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 21:07:24 02/26/06 Sun
    - Wow, KP, I'm so happy for you! Sounds like you had a great time (if you don't count the virus and the drive, neither will I. lol!). I had the nose bleed seats in San Jose last year for his first "end of tour" date, but don't envy me. My companion bolted as soon as they finished "These Are the Days," so I never saw the shirt coming off at all. I'm glad you got to see him happy again. Congrats! (NT) -- Mo, 01:54:09 02/27/06 Mon
  - Hey, KP! Thanks for posting your review here! It's so great hearing all these stories, everything you all do to "be there". And Bird, I love your new lyrics - LOL! Perfect! (NT) -- Feathers, 11:44:25 02/27/06 Mon
Three's Not Necessarily A Crowd! -- 1birdinflight, 11:19:27 02/26/06 Sun [7]
If you had the chance to have a threesome with Keith, who would you pick to join in on the fun? Now just you stop all that grinning and post...LOL!

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- Well now, that would have to be me, myself, and I with Keith. (Are you CRAZY - do you really think I'd share him with another person? No way. Keith is enough man for me - I don't need another one - and I'm NOT sharing him with another woman.) Gee, I wonder what bird dreamed about last night. KP probably too. (I can't wait to hear her review!) (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 12:44:09 02/26/06 Sun
  - well............... -- Chesneygirl73, 13:02:10 02/26/06 Sun
    - C'mon, Cheryl! You know that you'd be up for a tag team involving Chad and Keith?! I'd even agree to referee and stand it for you if you became, well, over"come"...LOL! (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 13:36:23 02/26/06 Sun
    - Awe bird, you are so sweet, but no. I believe in "doing" one thing at a time and doing it very well. One is all I need, thanks! (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 13:54:16 02/26/06 Sun
      - die -- Chesneygirl73, 14:06:17 02/26/06 Sun
- Ummm let me think..... lots of guys are coming to mind! -- Aussie Chick, 00:22:38 02/27/06 Mon
Nashville Tattler -- kennedypratt, 23:04:41 02/22/06 Wed [18]
Tex is in the tabloids again. Nothing bad this time at least.

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- Jeffers makes suprise visit -- kennedypratt, 23:05:59 02/22/06 Wed
  - Chad is lookin' mighty fine these days! I like his new hair cut and I think he's perhaps lost weight...and he has the sweetest darn smile and I thought Keith's was sweet. Tex is very lucky! I guess that lives me with Jerry (Hubby calls him Lurch), Chris or Chris. Hmmmm...Decisions! Decisions! (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 01:26:49 02/23/06 Thu
    - Hey Now -- Rodeo, 16:00:21 02/23/06 Thu
      - Okay, so that leaves me with Chris the drummer, Jerry the bald guy, or the barely visible keyboardist whose name always escapes me. I wonder if this is how roadies do it; decide who they're with, I mean...Gosh, ummmm, errrrrrr...I think I might just have to hold out for Keith. He'll get tired of that size 0 body and those legs that will wrap around him twice in no time! LOL! (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 16:24:11 02/23/06 Thu
  - The keyboardist's name is... ummm, something King (I remember it by King of the keyboard). And remember ladies, c-rod is a married man. (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 19:48:12 02/23/06 Thu
    - Steve, his name is Steve. (NT) -- kennedypratt, 20:18:18 02/23/06 Thu
- Update: Tex's brother made it through surgery with flying colors but she could still use some prayers for his recovery (NT) -- kennedypratt, 20:22:08 02/23/06 Thu
  - Cheryl -- 1birdinflight, 21:12:07 02/23/06 Thu
    - Yes bird, my brother really had surprise quadruple bypass surgery on Wed. Part 1 of the surprise was I wasn't expecting this for another 10-15 years. Part 2 is it all happened really fast - from stress test to bypass in 7 days. KP has been amazing. I appreciate ya'lls thoughts, prayers, and support. Anyone up for writing more fanfic? I think I'm going to need all the laughs I can get over the next few weeks. (And KP, feel free to send Keith and the guys my way after the concert Sat. I could use some hugs and a massage (or whatever ;) would be nice too. (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 13:43:25 02/24/06 Fri
      - Big hugs coming your way Cheryl.. (NT) -- AussieChick, 22:13:35 02/24/06 Fri
      - You can expect some from me in the next 3 days Ok Im trying to make this series funny expecially my next chapter (NT) -- Rodeo, 22:38:33 02/24/06 Fri
- Update: I got to bring bro home from the hospital yesterday (Sat). I may not see MY home anytime soon but he's home and doing well as far as I can tell. If any of you married ladies care to share your tips on dealing with lousy male patients I'm all ears. (No, the drug him up and put him to sleep for the next few weeks theory isn't working. Mr. Stubborn refuses to take the pain pills.) (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 14:01:26 02/26/06 Sun
  - Well, looks to me like you should offer to use the pain pills yourself! No better way to deal with a lousy patient than to just not deal with them at all...LOL! Once he realized that sis wouldn't be in any condition to bring him food or the tv remote, he might just change his attitude! (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 18:08:11 02/26/06 Sun
    - Nice idea, but if I wasn't forcing him to eat I don't think he'd eat at all. As for tv, I know he hasn't watched a thing since Wed and maybe even since Tues. I'd love to sleep through this but even if I weren't looking out for him I still have work to do. (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 19:56:59 02/26/06 Sun
      - It will get better, Cheryl, I promise. I'm sure he'll be back to his old self in no time... (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 21:12:28 02/26/06 Sun
        
        Yes, but do we want the old self back? (NT) -- kennedypratt, 22:31:27 02/26/06 Sun
        
        I must say I'm getting used to the pleases and thank yous. It's been a nice change of pace! (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:06:43 02/26/06 Sun
I think I'm in love! -- 1birdinflight, 17:50:46 02/20/06 Mon [10]
Wow! Whoa! Fantastic! Incredible! Aussome! Surreal! Amazing!

We, hubby and two other female Urban virgins and me, arrived at Chapel Hill early in the afternoon. I was fidgety and nervous and fidgety and nervous some more. Being in the same area, same state, same city, breathing the same air, experiencing the same wind in our hair, separated only by the walls of a building and security personnel was about as much as I could take. I could feel his presence there, could visualize him doing the sound check, getting dressed for the BSE and concert, drinking his Fiji water and I was getting a little giddy with anticipation. To compound my excitement, I had been in contact with another poster, devney, and she had offered me the chance to see Keith in the front row. Although this arrangement was a little tentative at first, the anticipation of being that close to Keith was really quite overwhelming. This was the night that I had waited for, dreamed about, worried about, talked about for soooo long and it was just moments away.

Upon finding a parking place, I checked and double checked my gear: tickets, camera, lip gloss, cell phone, sharpie�and off we went to join the other monkeys that were already waiting impatiently in line. As we were walking around to our entrance we saw a man that definitely shared an amazing physical resemblance to Keith. He was dressed in a t-shirt and jeans, basically the same build, hair color and style as Keith but, I overhead his voice when he took a call from his phone and that cute Aussie accent was missing. Well, so much for Keith having a completely identical twin�LOL! While in line, I noticed all ages and both genders were there to see our guy: some children, some teens, twenty- somethings and thirty- somethings, and on and on�All coming together to see one man.
Finally, at 6:30 or so, the doors opened and we were allowed inside the venue. Hubby wanted to look around and check out the vendors but I had to find our seats first. I was now even closer to Keith; I was inside the same building where he was and my anxiousness soared. Eventually, hubby and I bought a few souvenirs and waited in line for the bathrooms. I couldn�t lose my Urban virginity with a full bladder. Can�t see Keith from the stall of the ladies bathroom and so I knew that was the last place I wanted to be when this concert got started! I found myself back in line for the bathroom again about 7:45; had to make sure my bladder and me were on the same page�LOL!

Our seats were not bad I thought to myself, row 25 on the floor. I slowly sat down and looked at the stage and thought about how Keith would soon be there so close to me and yet so far away at the same time. Suddenly, I realized that just about 10 feet away from me was the satellite stage that I had read about in so many reviews. I punched my husband�s arm and told him that Keith would be performing on that little stage as well. I remembered that Keith would be flying over to the stage and I slowly looked up. With excited eyes, I followed the path of the scaffolding that held the trapeze in place from the small stage to the main stage and then back again. I was getting more and more excited as each second passed and more and more nervous. I remember thinking that if my plan with devney didn�t pan out, I would still have a pretty good view from these seats. But if our plan to let me upgrade mine and hubby�s seats to the front became a reality, well, I tried not to get too excited just in case we hit a snag.

Trying to stay focused, I remembered my two friends way up in the balcony and I stood up and squinted to try to see them. With the lights and the incredible height distance separating us, they were out of my sight and much further away from Keith than I had originally imagined. I had told them if we got to move to the front then they could move down to our seats but only time would tell�We watched Natural Brown play a few songs and they were really good. Chris and Jerry both have great voices and play guitar really well. I was about to think that our chances of moving up were fizzling out but, during this opening performance, devney called. Hubby and I were moving up to the front row, right in front of the microphone stand, right on up where Keith would be standing and performing and where he would soon release me from the confines of my Urban virginity. Not only was he taking mine but hubby was losing his too right there beside me in a kind of beautiful, ritualistic m�nage a trios. Oh and of course, my friends in the nosebleed section would be losing there�s in our original seats�All four of us were loving life!

So hubby and I got in our front seats and in just a few minutes the house lights went down and the crowd started to roar. I recognized Jerry and Chad and Chris and the guy on keyboards and then�I saw Keith. For a moment, I was like having trouble associating that this was reality and not a dream. The lights made him appear to glow and his eyes just sparkled like diamonds. Time almost seemed like it was going in slow motion and Keith�s skin and hair and arms were just so perfect that he almost appeared to be made of wax. I knew I couldn�t just stand there with my mouth gaping wide open and my eyes all bugged out so I made a conscious effort to clap and clap I did. But for probably the first 5 minutes, I intensely studied his clothes: the holes in his jeans that allowed a little bit of his knee to peek through, his dark blue t-shirt with a circular design of some kind hugging his body, his boots with their silvery, circular buckles all scuffed from riding his motorcycle and just general wear and tear�From there I noticed his arms and how their muscles kinda quivered when he played. I noticed the veins that ran from his upper arm to his elbow and how they filled up with blood and became more and more visible the harder he played. I saw that beautiful bird tattoo that I had only seen before in pictures. I noticed that he had a dark Wilson sweatband on his right wrist (which he ultimately threw to the crowd at the end of the night) instead of his usual wrist attire. I searched his other wrist and fingers for anything new or old for that matter but, I just saw skin. I wanted to look at his face harder and study it more intensely too but, I was so close to him that I was almost afraid that he would catch me starring at him looking like I had limited brain function and ask me was I alright�LOL! So I would sneak glances of his face: his mouth, his eyes, his hair which became increasingly damp as the night went on, his neck, his earrings dangling and that gosh darn beautiful scruff...

He eventually read some signs and chose the one of a young probably 20ish girl that said that she was upset that her sign wasn�t picked at his last concert in Richmond. She was obviously shaken by the whole experience. It appeared that she kept loosely mouthing �Oh my God� nearly the whole time that she was up there with him. He picked right up on her nervousness and seemed to hug her even more. He kept snuggling up to her, adjusting and readjusting his arms and shoulders until they were about as close as they could get. He even had his leg thrown over her legs kinda like to hold her down. He made a comment about how he loved this girl or something to that effect. Keith finally released her and she seemed to walk off the stage still a little disoriented from it all. Ultimately, I chose not to carry a sign with me to this concert even knowing that my seats might be upgraded. I think being on stage and losing my Urban virginity could have proven to be too much for this one woman�s heart to handle for one night�LOL!

However, later in the show I had a change of heart about making a sign after devney�s daughter wrote one out on a piece of paper asking for a kiss and Keith got down on one knee and kissed her hand from the front of the stage right there beside me. I was inspired and prodded by my husband to make me one, too. I reached in my fanny pack and wrote on the back of my ticket �Teacher Needs A Kiss� and held it up slightly and sheepishly at best. It was really funny because everyone in the band seemed curious as to what I had written and would ease up closer to read my make shift sign and then kind of smirk. Keith finally read it while singing one of his songs and then laughed and grinned down at me. At me! He laughed and grinned down at me! And really, that was enough for me, ya�ll! After being discreetly acknowledged by Keith, I floated back inside my body and was able to enjoy the concert even more. And although I know he�s kicking himself today for not making a special effort to give me a kiss last night, it was probably for the best for both parties involved�LOL!

Another highlight of the night was when he put on a #23 Tarheel jersey and wore it around the stage for his last couple of songs. He couldn�t have been any cuter if he tried! He also commented a couple of times about the time and looked down at his invisible watch as he kept playing for about 2 hours and 15 minutes. He incorporated into one of his last songs that we were the best audience that he had ever played for and, although he may have said that to other audiences before, I kinda thought he may have been trying to makeup for not giving me that kiss�LOL!

I don�t remember all the songs that he sung nor would even guess at the order. I must have blacked out for a while during ROS because about the only thing I remember is Keith pretty much towering above my head, over the floor fan at the very edge of the stage and hair flying up and all around. I really liked it when he played Billy Joel�s �You May Be Right� and �The Joker� and he did play �Brand New Man�.
And can I just say that although Keith is obviously the main Monkey on that stage, all the other guys in the band are very talented also. But Chad, with his sweet smile and apparently new, shorter hairstyle, is about as cute as can be.

Well, this was my first concert review. I�m sure I was way too long winded and some stuff may have made sense only to me�LOL! I must say I am about as proud to be an Urbanite as I have ever been! And to devney, my husband and I just can�t seem to thank you enough�

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- Oh, Bird, what a WONDERFUL review!! I think I lost my UV just READING about you losing yours! LOL SOMEthing feels looser, damper, tinglier.... ;-) Thanks so much for posting here (I didn't see it at CMT). What an amazing night you had! (NT) -- Feathers (and I think I would probably just stand and stare w/ my mouth agape, too!), 21:40:38 02/20/06 Mon
- Can't get enough of that vein! (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 21:48:59 02/20/06 Mon
  - LOL -- Chesneygirl73, 07:51:44 02/22/06 Wed
    - That's what we're here for, Ches!! Comment away! (NT) -- Feathers, 15:09:34 02/22/06 Wed
    - really -- Chesneygirl73, 21:17:22 02/23/06 Thu
    - Seems dirty minds think alike! I think there's many of Keith's veins i'd love to see! Gee lucky I'm in the corner already! (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 22:25:57 02/23/06 Thu
      - LOL -- Chesneygirl73, 08:06:53 02/24/06 Fri
        
        Absolutely! -- AussieChick, 22:16:26 02/24/06 Fri
        I think I fainted -- Chesneygirl73, 08:05:58 02/25/06 Sat
Hello? Anybody home? Keith gotcha tongue, girls? Maybe ya'll are busy writing the next great fanfic story...Sure is lonely on this green board without a buddy...Did ya'll have a party and not invite me? Was it something someone said? Or just life getting in the way...? Okay, well,I'll check back again later... -- 1birdinflight, 23:00:13 02/22/06 Wed [10]
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- hey bird -- kennedypratt, 23:03:12 02/22/06 Wed
  - kennedy -- 1birdinflight, 01:32:01 02/23/06 Thu
    - I'm here -- Chesneygirl73, 07:36:51 02/23/06 Thu
      - Hey Ches.... -- Feathers, 15:34:23 02/23/06 Thu
        
        damn -- Chesneygirl73, 21:14:55 02/23/06 Thu
  - Toby Keith, huh? -- 1birdinflight, 16:29:12 02/23/06 Thu
    - yeah well -- Chesneygirl73, 21:16:11 02/23/06 Thu
  - Hey bird, life has def been getting in the way. It's been a rough 9 days and now KP is sick. The tabs are starting up again. How about we have a cry party? We can invite Faith and ask her to bring Tim and Keith to cheer us up. (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 18:42:04 02/23/06 Thu
    - Bless your heart, Cheryl! You can cry on my wings anytime, girlfriend... (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 21:15:01 02/23/06 Thu
Feels like the first time! Feels like the very first time! -- 1birdinflight, 10:10:43 02/19/06 Sun [11]
Ya'll it was really like my very first time except I was standing up instead of lying on my parent's couch and Keith was much cuter than the other guy...LOL! I felt the very same nervousness and my heart raced the very same. I couldn't take my eyes off of Keith and I kept wondering how did I look and was I doing everything right and I was so hoping that he was enjoying everything, too...

Truly, the whole front row experience was so freakin' unbelievable! I was so close to him, so very close to him that I could have gotten pregnant with a little maneuvering...LOL! What would this headline do for Keith's career, "Woman on front row has Keith's love child 9 months after losing her virginity at the Chapel Hill concert"? This experience was truly hard to wrap my mind around. It was kinda like finding out that Santa really does exist just like you believed he did when you were 5 years old except instead he looked like Keith and his gift to you was his music...

As I was studying Keith's every move, his body, his expressions; I also checked out the commando mystery. It all looked a little taunt to me, not as much jigglin' as I had seen before and so I concluded that either Keith was either a little chilly that night or this was one of his underwear days. However, his guitars greatly impeded my research and, therefore, I should not officially declare any findings until further research has been conducted...LOL!

I wrote such a long, detailed review on the other board that I don't want to bore you with the same thing that I have already posted but there is one thing that I didn't post over there that I thought was really funny. Right at the very beginning of the concert, maybe 1-2 minutes into it, Keith was standing and singing right in front of me and right on top of the floor fan. Suddenly, the smell of someone's flatulence filled my head. Now was it Keith's? Well, I don't know. Was it coming from his direction? Oh yeah! Did I mind it? Well, let's just say my husband joked that all the ladies on the front row would have sucked air in really hard and not exhaled all night if they thought it was his...LOL!

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- Bird, I'm so happy for you! Girl got to sit in the front row! How wonderful. I read your "review" on the "other board" and felt like I was there along with you. Your descriptions are so vivid and your writing so well-done, I'll go out on a limb and say I don't think Feathers would mind if you re-posted it here. It was wonderful. I "lost it" last December, but I was in the nosebleed section. From there, I couldn't tell if he was wearing underwear. Heck, I could barely tell if he was wearing pants. LOL! Congratulations, Bird! I'm so glad "Santa" finally came through. (NT) -- Mo, 13:35:09 02/19/06 Sun
  - I have no doubt that if Keith is "Santa", he ALWAYS "comes"! LOL (NT) -- Feathers (Bird, feel free to copy and paste your other review into a reply here. We'd love to have it "on record"), 16:24:59 02/19/06 Sun
- Thankyou so much Bird for your wonderful reviews loved them both!! Seems we both love Foreigner LOL! -- AussieChick, 19:30:58 02/19/06 Sun
- feels like the first time -- sweetness, 00:06:40 02/20/06 Mon
  - Hey sweetness glad you made it (NT) -- Rodeo, 00:30:37 02/20/06 Mon
    - your welcom -- sweetness, 00:41:33 02/20/06 Mon
      - Thanks I love it here but usually no ones on but theres a lot of great fanfic to read so enjoy :D (NT) -- Rodeo, 08:59:04 02/20/06 Mon
  - Glad I could share! -- 1birdinflight, 17:38:05 02/20/06 Mon
  - Hey, Sweetness! Glad you made it by! We're not here ALL the time, but I think that's mostly a function of our small numbers than of our interest in the subject matter! LOL Feel free to share any parts of "pinstripes" that you feel would rile the censors at CMT LOL! (NT) -- Feathers (your friendly neighborhood moderator), 21:09:27 02/20/06 Mon
- Welcome sweetness, glad you popped in to visit, I'm looking forward to hearing some more pinstripes over here soon, don't make us wait too long now! (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 21:47:29 02/20/06 Mon
Huntsville Concert review -- kennedypratt, 18:21:08 02/15/06 Wed [11]
Ya'll have the exclusive KP review.

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- Pat Green (kind of Keith related) -- kennedypratt, 18:22:48 02/15/06 Wed
  - Great review! We expect part 2 after Florida (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 18:39:42 02/15/06 Wed
- Keith (the important part) -- kennedypratt, 18:25:36 02/15/06 Wed
  - Lucky girl -- Chesneygirl73, 19:41:51 02/15/06 Wed
  - That's our Keith! (NT) -- Thanks for the review, kennedy! A two minute butt extravaganza, huh? And eye contact twice? Well, let's hope you saved some Keith for me...LOL!, 22:35:15 02/15/06 Wed
  - Wow, sounds like a FUN night!!! I love to hear all the little things he says, and jokes he makes. The music is always awesome, but it's the little comments that make each show special..... (more inside) -- Feathers, 11:39:00 02/16/06 Thu
    - none taken -- Chesneygirl73, 19:08:42 02/16/06 Thu
    - Hearing all the little details from his concerts, makes me so mus=ch more eager to lose my virginity, can't wait till he comes back to Oz (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 19:47:56 02/16/06 Thu
      - i love to hear all the things he says too -- sweetness, 00:50:14 02/20/06 Mon
        
        sweetness! -- kennedypratt, 17:19:08 02/20/06 Mon
Hi Girls, I'm pretty excited I'm off to see Stevie Nicks in concert in Melbourne tonight, (my xmas prezzie from hubby!) Just thinking wouldn't it be great to run into Keith at a concert! You know we hear he just pops up at other concerts here and there like Elton John and the like(more inside)... -- Aussie Chick, 19:33:05 02/17/06 Fri [9]
I know there's no chance of me running into him in Melbourne tonight as he's playing gigs and all but it would be fun don't ya think, alittle like Sweetness' story on CMT, not sure that I'd fall asleep on his shoulder LOL! But more like ditch hubby, leave him with the inlaws and snuggle up close to Keith and listen to the Queen of rock do her stuff! Stevie is accompanied by the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra too which will be amazing to see. I wonder if Keith likes classical?

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- I guess I forgot to put it inside!! (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 19:34:24 02/17/06 Fri
  - OMG -- Chesneygirl73, 21:58:44 02/17/06 Fri
- How was the show? (NT) -- kennedypratt, 22:43:29 02/17/06 Fri
  - Haven't been yet (it's only 3.00pm here on Sat I'll let ya know tommorrow (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 22:53:32 02/17/06 Fri
    - ah, that's right, I keep forgetting that darn international date line (NT) -- kennedypratt, 22:57:03 02/17/06 Fri
- Stevie Nicks was absoluetly amazing! -- AussieChick, 02:01:09 02/19/06 Sun
  - tingles -- Chesneygirl73, 16:18:06 02/20/06 Mon
- By the way I didn't run into Keith! (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 02:02:26 02/19/06 Sun
Losing it a bit harder and faster and bigger that I thought. -- Rodeo, 19:16:22 02/15/06 Wed [5]
Well lets see Yall know Im goin to see keith Aug 26 in Vermont. Well it turns up hes playin about an hour away from me two days earlier. So Im going to go see him there too. I am also takin my best friend to that one too (shes a former Keith fan) well I'll see if I can rejuvinate that and bring her back to bein an urbanite. So now Im goin to go see him twice in one week. Yay. Hmmm. I wonder if well be taking the same route from PA to vermont? How awesome would it be if we happened to be behind the bus the whole way.

Hey Keith you left the blinds up, in your bedroom, awe common leave em up.

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- Cherry poppin' time! -- 1birdinflight, 22:25:46 02/15/06 Wed
  - And I thought only pilots talked about "bustin' your cherry" LOLOL Good think I'm a JAG fan, or I'd never know what that meant! LOL Bird, I hope you, hubby and Keith have a wonderful "menage-a'-trois" LOL (NT) -- Feathers, 11:28:33 02/16/06 Thu
  - Thats great Bird have a great time, I expect a great review by Saturday ; D (NT) -- Rodeo, 13:12:44 02/16/06 Thu
    - See post above [wink, wink] (NT) -- Mo, 13:40:35 02/19/06 Sun
Keith Urban makes good on his promises.... -- Feathers, 11:52:58 02/18/06 Sat [3]

In case you hadn't heard, Keith made a handshake promise in 2001 and will be making good on it this Friday in Wilkesboro, NC. When he bought a "mint-condition" 1994 Chevy Impala from a "classic car" dealer with his first royalty check from "But For the Grace of God", he promised the dealer he'd come back and do a concert at the dealership. This Friday, the 24th, he will make good on that promise.

Now, let's say we all find ourselves at this special event (along with every Urbanite from here to Moscow), and the "seats" for the show are in the classic cars, lined up facing a stage just like at a drive-in theater. WHICH classic car would you choose, and why???

I'd choose a 1966 or 1967 Mustang (candy apple red, black soft-top) because Keith really knows how to turn my wild horses loose!

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- I'd pick a 1934 Oak-paneled Ford Station Wagon with a few odd surfboards sticking out the back. For one thing, it's got a terrifically large back seat [hint, hint]. And whether he surfs or not, we could certainly have some "Fun, Fun, Fun." Besides that, your know what say about a Woodie. LOL! (NT) -- Mo - oo - ooh, 21:52:11 02/18/06 Sat
- I'd pick a little red '72 MGB roadster. Soft top of course! I think I'd look great in that car! Of course there's no backseat for Keith and I but I'm sure we'd figure something out?! (NT) -- AussieChick, 01:46:56 02/19/06 Sun
Bird is no longer an Urban virgin!! -- kennedypratt, 22:25:03 02/17/06 Fri [11]
As we sit in the corner and await Birds return from her first Keith show, we reflected on our own "first time" with Keith.

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- my first time -- kennedypratt, 22:29:45 02/17/06 Fri
- I guess I should have expected him to be an exibitionist but he really took that concept a bit far. He definatelt knows how to satisy a lady and make her feel special. (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 22:30:19 02/17/06 Fri
- Can't wait to her Bird's description of everything, I'm sure I'll feel all tingly inside! (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 22:37:15 02/17/06 Fri
- I was sore for a couple days afterward but it was so worth it. I can't wait until next time. (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 22:42:08 02/17/06 Fri
- the day after -- kennedypratt, 22:48:25 02/17/06 Fri
  - Gotta love that "full frontal scruffage"!!! (NT) -- Feathers, 11:44:12 02/18/06 Sat
- Beard burn is that like scruff burn LOL! (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 22:52:02 02/17/06 Fri
  - LOL, yeah, scruff burn, that is what I meant (sorry Keith) (NT) -- kennedypratt, 22:55:45 02/17/06 Fri
    - Can't imagine where you had that! I wonder how close to the stage you were!? (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 22:57:08 02/17/06 Fri
- Arrgghh, I still have it, darnit. (NT) -- Rodeo, 00:38:59 02/18/06 Sat
Just popped in to say hi -- UrbanUp, 23:03:12 02/13/06 Mon [8]
Hi girls,
I haven't been posting on the CMT board for weeks. I'm pretty turned off by the whole thing. But, I really miss the fun and friendships and the good old days. I just wanted to say hi and I hope everyone is doing well!

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- Hey, Urbanup, nice to see you. When you come back, why don't you stay and post a while? We've got plenty of threads to choose from and we'd love to hear more from you. Hope you'll come back. (NT) -- Mo - Feathers' second quill, 00:10:45 02/14/06 Tue
- Definatley, UrbanUp! Please make yourself welcome here! We have lots of big fluffy chairs to get cozy in, there's plenty of drinks in the cooler (all varieties), and there's always munchies and chocolate floating around! We're "here" when you don't want to be "there" LOL (NT) -- Feathers (Your friendly neighborhood moderator and fellow Keith drooler), 14:08:44 02/14/06 Tue
- Hi UrbanUp, welcome to our green corner of the world, the more posters the merrier I say, glad you found us. (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 01:17:28 02/15/06 Wed
- Welcome to the corner. If you need us we'll be drooling over the new videos for the next few days. (TIWC Thursday & new YTOM today, woo hoo!) (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 18:42:46 02/15/06 Wed
  - What do you mean the new YTOM? Do tell. (NT) -- Rodeo, 19:18:04 02/15/06 Wed
    - Inside for details, Rodeo.... -- Feathers, 11:22:20 02/16/06 Thu
    - After finally seeing TIWC, I think the new YTOM was not only filmed at the same time but also on the same set. Now if I could just get TIWC to play on cmt.com to more throughly compare... (NT) -- Texas_Cheryl, 17:27:40 02/17/06 Fri
"Gaze" Chapter 3 .... -- Feathers, 15:37:18 02/13/06 Mon [11]

Happy Valentine's Day to my Korner KLUB!!

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- Gaze Chapter 3....inside (Chapters 1&2 are now on archive 2, dated Thurs, 1/19/06) -- Feathers, 15:40:09 02/13/06 Mon
  - Ya know, I was doing okay until she started "to stroke the soft skin just above his waistband"...Lawdy me, child...Lawdy me...And it was beautiful that they didn't go to the barn just yet even though they both felt the same passion. Hell, I thought I was going to explode, too! Don't keep us waiting too long for Gaze 4 now, ya hear? (NT) -- 1birdinflight, 18:08:40 02/13/06 Mon
    - Well, Bird, I don't want to burst your bubble too much... -- Feathers, 19:23:55 02/13/06 Mon
  - why are we always crying? -- kennedypratt, 21:09:34 02/13/06 Mon
    - Because, KP.... -- Feathers, 14:05:47 02/14/06 Tue
      - LOL -- kennedypratt, 18:18:05 02/15/06 Wed
        
        All right..... -- Feathers, 11:40:37 02/16/06 Thu
        peek, just a peek -- kennedypratt, 21:42:30 02/16/06 Thu
        
        ROTFLOLOL!!! (thanks for the laugh, KP - I needed it just now!) (NT) -- Feathers (how do I do it?? I'll never tell!), 11:03:55 02/17/06 Fri
  - That was fantastic, you really have a way with words Feathers - this is a pleasure to read -- Aussie Chick, 01:48:54 02/15/06 Wed
Nashville Tattler -- kennedypratt, 17:09:40 02/10/06 Fri [8]
Ya'll didn't know we went to Chicago this morning, did you?

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- Urban in the corner again? -- kennedypratt, 17:14:26 02/10/06 Fri
  - Yes Keith come to the dark side!! -- Chesneygirl73, 19:07:39 02/10/06 Fri
    - Unmarked van? -- 1birdinflight, 21:22:30 02/10/06 Fri
      - good and moral? -- kennedypratt, 22:20:16 02/10/06 Fri
        
        Well... -- 1birdinflight, 22:32:52 02/10/06 Fri
        LOL -- Chesneygirl73, 22:43:21 02/10/06 Fri
        
        Reminds me of a bumper sticker, If this vans rockin' don't bother knockin'! (NT) -- Aussie Chick, 01:09:21 02/15/06 Wed

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