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The KLUB: a Keith L. Urban Board

Welcome to The KLUB!: A non-rated message board for Keith Urban fans over 18.
Founded October 26, 2005
CONGRATULATIONS, Keith!
2008 Grammy: Male Country Vocal Performance ("Stupid Boy")

We are going to have lots of fun here without worrying about younger eyes, but please observe these rules: 1) No bashing or flaming of Keith, the posters to this board, or any other real person. 2) Watch your language, nothing vulgar or explicit. 3) NO gossip or rumors about Keith's personal life. 4) Absolutely no "hot-linking". You are free to share URL's, but give credit where credit is due and "host it to post it". Rule-breakers will be deleted and given one warning. Second violations will be deleted without notice.

We encourage any and all creative discussion about Keith, including concert reviews, meet/greet experiences, fanfic, and other intelligent and witty conversation. Drooling is expected, but please bring your own mop. Most importantly, Have FUN!

CMA Fan Club Party Venting Thread - -- Feathers, 15:55:10 04/03/06 Mon [6]

I'm not sure if I ought to do this, BUT, there seems to be general stiffling of discussion on various other boards about this topic. Now that initial furor has died down, I will allow you post your thoughts, concerns, frustrations, disappointments, ideas, etc, but I will keep an eye on things and NOT allow any bashing of anyone. That includes insinuations about who's to blame or stuff like that.

I want us to be able to have intelligent conversations here, and I think we can do it because we have a great group of posters. I also want us to encourage each other if we're down/disappointed about things.

Personally, I'm disappointed for those who were hoping to attend, but if Keith wants to take time off for a few months, then he's entitled to it, IMO. I can't say I'm impressed with the way the fans have been communicated with - pretty abyssmal - or the decisions his marketing people (everyone from his personal spokesman to Capitol Records to the FC president) are making, but he has to deal with them himself.

What about y'all?

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- sneaky Mr. Urban -- kennedypratt, 18:11:40 04/03/06 Mon
  - Time -- Rodeo, 20:06:38 04/03/06 Mon
    - He needs this time -- Debbi (LadySherotica), 03:18:44 04/05/06 Wed
- Bad timing -- 1birdinflight, 21:10:47 04/03/06 Mon
  - true -- Chesneygirl73, 07:51:51 04/04/06 Tue
Friday FanFic Challenge.... -- Feathers, 20:09:54 03/24/06 Fri [15]

Continuing our new tradition here at "the KLUB", your challenge for the week is....

Include these two sentences in a story about Keith:

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You need to be kissed. And often. And by someone who knows how!"

Hee hee! Have fun!

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Addicted - Chapter Twelve - Rodeos and a Car Wash -- ShanBan, 10:26:09 03/26/06 Sun [10]
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- Chapter Twelve -- ShanBan, 10:49:00 03/26/06 Sun
  - Chapter Thirteen - "Dirty" Dishes -- ShanBan, 21:24:30 03/26/06 Sun
- Yowza !! -- kujungle, 00:18:21 03/27/06 Mon
Oy!!!!!! Feathers I need you again -- Rodeo, 20:30:17 03/28/06 Tue [3]
How do I get the newer messages to appear before the older ones? Thats the only thing I need to change and I'll be up and runnin.

Thanks again

Sarah

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- Here ya go... -- Feathers, 08:48:51 03/30/06 Thu
  - Thank you so much -- Rodeo, 16:02:28 03/30/06 Thu
Part II -- Sunny, 00:56:30 03/19/06 Sun [20]
I really will think of a title someday. Here's the next part. I've got the story written, but I'm still tweaking the rest. Hope you enjoy it, at least a little. This is the first time I've ever tried my hand at this fan-fic thing... makes me nervous.

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Feathers Help!!!!!!!!!! -- Rodeo, 23:59:59 03/24/06 Fri [9]
Im setting up my own messageboard. I cant figure out the URL thingy. Does every pic have one. If so how do I find out what it is. Or do I need to find a special pic. Is there a certain website I can go to to get URLs? I am so confused.

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- New Question -- Rodeo, 16:10:07 03/25/06 Sat
  - Honestly, Rodeo, I'm about as clueless as you! LOL Inside, please.... -- Feathers, 18:36:12 03/25/06 Sat
    - OH, important P.S. -- Feathers, 18:41:11 03/25/06 Sat
      - I'm using VOY -- Rodeo, 19:56:58 03/25/06 Sat
        
        Another PS -- Rodeo, 19:59:24 03/25/06 Sat
        
        Nevermind I got it all figured out. Thanks. (NT) -- Rodeo, 00:13:51 03/26/06 Sun
        
        Hey Rodeo... -- Feathers, 13:41:20 03/27/06 Mon
        
        Ok thankyou so much feathers. I'll post the URL as soon as its up and runnin. (NT) -- Sarah, 16:58:19 03/27/06 Mon
Nice one, Feathers! -- Debbi (LadySherotica), 04:03:53 03/24/06 Fri [4]
"Where There's Smoke" is wonderful! I really enjoyed it from start to finish and I feel you really captured him AND the moment! Brava!

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- THANKS, LadySher! And WELCOME Glad you could join us and we look forward to seeing you around more often! (NT) -- Feathers, 14:43:26 03/24/06 Fri
  - So many boards ... -- Debbi (LadySherotica), 03:36:53 03/26/06 Sun
    - Do you want that Word File with the overly-detailed posting instructions? LOL I can e-mail it to you. (NT) -- Feathers, 13:43:04 03/27/06 Mon
Addicted - Chapter Seven - You Won -- ShanBan, 02:07:45 03/18/06 Sat [19]
Sorry it took so long for this...school's been crazy...

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- Chapter Seven -- ShanBan, 02:08:59 03/18/06 Sat
  - great! -- Chesneygirl73, 11:53:51 03/18/06 Sat
    - Nice descriptions of , well , everything!! Poor Keith, looks like its decision time? (NT) -- AussieChick, 21:21:42 03/18/06 Sat
  - Chapter Eight - Bruises and Bacon -- ShanBan, 12:05:32 03/19/06 Sun
    - I love this! -- Chesneygirl73, 14:47:15 03/19/06 Sun
      - Thanks so much!!!! (NT) -- ShanBan, 15:40:26 03/19/06 Sun
    - Another cliff hanger, keep it coming, Im lovin it. (NT) -- Rodeo, 16:32:34 03/19/06 Sun
    - Great stuff -- Sunny, 21:26:19 03/19/06 Sun
    - Chapter Nine - He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not..... -- ShanBan, 19:49:59 03/20/06 Mon
      - Chapter Ten - Bad Dreams and Band-Aids -- ShanBan, 20:27:41 03/20/06 Mon
        
        chapter ten -- kumonkey, 23:07:52 03/20/06 Mon
- Hickies, bruises and scratches! (How's that for a title?) Now that was one wild night in...Great job, ShanBan! (NT) -- birdinflight, 16:37:26 03/19/06 Sun
  - Hey that reminds of............. -- Chesneygirl73, 16:41:01 03/19/06 Sun
- Chapter Eleven -- ShanBan, 15:18:20 03/21/06 Tue
I'm going to do this before I talk myself out of it -- Sunny, 16:57:13 03/17/06 Fri [11]
Hi girls. I've talked to Feathers a couple of times on another board. I have a story (first one I've ever written) and I'm going to post the first section of it. If you want to read more, I'll put it up for you a section at a time. I've been reading here for a short time and have enjoyed it all.

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- I'm open to suggestions for a title :) -- Sunny, 16:59:07 03/17/06 Fri
- Thanks... -- Sunny, 01:45:57 03/18/06 Sat
Belive it or Not!!! -- Feathers, 13:41:20 03/13/06 Mon [13]

Some things are just unbelievable in this day and age!! This bit of news is TRUE, and is an example of truth being stranger than ficion.

I'm going to preface this newsbite with a definition: BOB = Battery Operated Boyfriend (think about it).

Now, the news....

A bill was introduced into the Tennessee State Legislature to ban "BOBs". Senate Bill 3794 (and companion House Bill 3798) would have made it a misdemeanor to sell, advertise or show someone else a "three-dimensional device designed ... primarily for the stimulation of the human genital organs." Offenders could face six months in jail and a $5,000 fine.

The two who introduced the bill later withdrew it (no pun intened) but reserve the right to later re-introduce (or should I say re-insert) the BOB Bill.

The first thing that crossed my mind when I read this was that, if this became law, Keith would have to store his guitars out of state!!! (they certainly meet the qualifications of being 3-D and able to stimulate!) It also made me wonder if the lobbyists behind the bill might have been the "Keith ain't country" crowd! LOL

Looks like Keith's guitars are safe for now, but something needs to be done to prevent that bill from becoming law!

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Friday FanFic Challenge... -- Feathers, 16:39:04 03/17/06 Fri [9]

FINALLY, it's FRIDAY! So whatcha wanna write about this weekend??? Let's see if I can make it interesting...

Here's the situation...
Keith is dressed as a leprechaun... Tell a story to explain why.

The Luck O' the Irish to ye!

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- LOL -- Chesneygirl73, 09:32:42 03/18/06 Sat
  - LOLOL -- Feathers, 10:40:31 03/18/06 Sat
    - clowns too -- Chesneygirl73, 11:50:26 03/18/06 Sat
- Okey Dokey, heres my attemt at explaining Keith. LOL -- Rodeo, 00:14:42 03/19/06 Sun
  - Truth or Dare - that sounds like fun -- Sunny, 02:56:41 03/19/06 Sun
  - Oh come on!!! -- ShanBan, 20:13:49 03/19/06 Sun
    - Im not sure -- Rodeo, 20:52:13 03/19/06 Sun
- But Baby, you look so good in green -- Sunny, 02:52:14 03/19/06 Sun
Here's another for y'all -- AussieChick, 23:17:38 03/16/06 Thu [2]
History of the Middle Finger

History of the middle finger (even if not completely factual and historically accurate it's a pretty good read!)

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to forward the information on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act

of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew!" PLUCK YEW!"

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." Meetings: 16th March & 20th April 2006 @ 8:00 pm , North Shore Sports Club

And yew thought yew knew everything!

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- That *is* interesting, but I'd read.... -- Feathers (but not from any pheasant), 09:49:51 03/17/06 Fri
A CHALLENGE to our writers..... -- Feathers, 16:18:40 03/10/06 Fri [22]

Spring seems to have sprung here in the Mid-Atlantic - at least the crocuses blooming by my front walk say so. Today is a glorious, sunny warm and breezy day, perfect for riding around with the windows down and KU blasting out of the speakers (which I did get to do today - whee!). But for all the excitement of warmer days, some aren't feeling the urge to write. Hmmm...

So how can we kick-start our muses? Well, I was thinking of a "FanFic Challenge". Every month or so, I'll issue a challenge and you see if you can write a KU story about it. Sometimes it'll be "include this phrase in a story", or "write a story using these words", or maybe even a situation to work out. Then everyone (who wants to) write a short story and post it. No time limits, but keep it around 5-6 pages in Word. If your story takes on a life of it's own and ends up needing more chapters, that's fine, too, but make sure the initial installment includes the challenge.

So, since it's spring, here is your first challenge:

Include these words in a story:
kite
microphone
yellow
Easter eggs

No grab those keyboards and GO FOR IT!

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- (oops, that should be "NOW grab those keyboards." LOL Got a little excited there.) (NT) -- Feathers, 16:20:14 03/10/06 Fri
  - Spring fever (NT) -- Chesneygirl73, 10:16:29 03/11/06 Sat
    - my story -- Chesneygirl73, 10:39:52 03/11/06 Sat
      - Great Job, Ches! (NT) -- Feathers, 21:35:01 03/11/06 Sat
      - Brilliant (NT) -- Rodeo, 22:17:12 03/11/06 Sat
    - AWWW!!! -- ShanBan, 20:52:47 03/11/06 Sat
  - My Turn -- Rodeo, 22:43:53 03/11/06 Sat
    - sweet -- Chesneygirl73, 09:11:26 03/12/06 Sun
  - Here goes nothing -- ShanBan, 17:24:01 03/12/06 Sun
- I bet ya'll thought I had jumped ship -- kennedypratt, 01:07:23 03/13/06 Mon
- GREAT stories, everyone! (I'm still thinking about mine! LOL But I'll post it as soon as the muse strikes) Do you guys want me to do this regularly?? (NT) -- Feathers, 14:02:37 03/13/06 Mon
  - I really liked it. I've had a bit a block lately and it made me think creatively. (NT) -- kennedypratt, 14:56:22 03/13/06 Mon
  - yes -- Chesneygirl73, 20:30:01 03/14/06 Tue
  - O yeah for sure (NT) -- Rodeo, 20:40:09 03/15/06 Wed
Fan Fic -- Randee, 23:28:22 03/14/06 Tue [3]
Anyone have anymore Keith Fan Fiction??? I'm a little Bored and I wanted some NEW reading material to look at. Love Always, Randee

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- Have you read the stories under the Challenge thread? There are four very satisfying little pieces there, and one will probably become another KP opus! LOL I'll issue another challenge on Friday since it seems to have gone over well. (NT) -- Feathers, 15:58:23 03/15/06 Wed
  - Re: Fan Fic -- Randee, 19:10:26 03/15/06 Wed
The Answer: Part I -- Rodeo, 11:06:52 03/06/06 Mon [7]
This is the continuation of "The Question". Its called the answer because what comes after a question? Right, an answer. Im writing it in a new style, because I just thought it would be better seeing the view points of both Keith and me, sorta like "Pinstripes". Hope you enjoy it.

Sarah

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- The Answer: Part I inside. -- Rodeo, 11:11:00 03/06/06 Mon
  - The Answer: Part II -- Rodeo, 09:16:57 03/08/06 Wed
  - Feedback.... (you asked) -- Feathers, 16:00:36 03/10/06 Fri
    - Finally -- Rodeo, 22:19:42 03/10/06 Fri
- The Answer: Part III -- Rodeo, 03:31:54 03/11/06 Sat
  - come on -- Chesneygirl73, 10:45:27 03/11/06 Sat
I have a request please. -- Rodeo, 21:06:28 03/09/06 Thu [3]
I wuz wondering if whenever I write some fanfic can people please tell me what they think of it. It really helps me to know what to do to make it better. Thanks,

Sarah

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- Hi Rodeo -- Aussie Chick, 21:48:52 03/09/06 Thu
- I posted a few thoughts under your story, Rodeo. (NT) -- Feathers, 16:02:24 03/10/06 Fri
Oscars -- kennedypratt, 03:07:29 03/04/06 Sat [20]
Is anyone else a bit nervous about the Oscars? I heard they have front row seats again. I have to work that night but I'm going to get one of my patients to watch it. I can sneak a peek when I go to check on them. Do they let shaggy haired boys into the oscars? Isn't there a dress code? Perhaps we will see Keith in some pinstripe pants.

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Gees! I asked for more fanfic and I sure got it!, Thanks guys, it's been great. This fix will do me for a little while longer although I could go some more pinstripes? Ya out there Sweetness?? -- Aussie Chick, 19:21:55 03/08/06 Wed [3]
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- LOL, Glad to be of service. I would definitely like some more Pinstripes. (NT) -- Rodeo, 08:58:06 03/09/06 Thu
  - ya know -- Chesneygirl73, 17:34:12 03/09/06 Thu

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