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Subject: Dear lord


Author:
Sir Peter Wafflemuffin, Lord of Assberry
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Date Posted: 08:42:28 06/06/01 Wed
I say, see what you filthy, uncouth Yankees are doing to us here?

Police Seek Unapologetic Flatulent Officer
LONDON (Reuters) - British police sought a flatulent officer Wednesday after a family complained that a policeman broke wind in their London home during a drug raid and failed to apologize.

A Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed that the Department of Professional Standards was investigating a charge that an officer broke wind in the complainants' hallway but did not apologize to the homeowners.

``We can confirm that the department is investigating an incivility charge during the search of a home under the Misuse of Drugs act,'' the police spokesman told Reuters.

The Daily Mail newspaper Wednesday printed a letter from Scotland Yard to the officers involved in the drugs raid informing them of the complaint.

``An allegation has been received from a person in the house that one of the male officers broke wind and did not apologize to the family for his action...the complainant felt it was rude and unprofessional,'' the letter stated.

Police did not confirm what discipline the officer might receive if found guilty of breaking wind.

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Subject: Shave?!?!?!?!?!


Author:
Dr. Stanton R. Jazzercise
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Date Posted: 09:33:48 05/31/01 Thu
I know a number of young women who want their boyfriends/husbands to keep their chests completely shaved. I do not understand this at all. Is it simply personal preference, or is it a result of the feminist backlash on male dominance. Do women want to assert their role as leaders, and are they asking men to shave their chests to appear more boyish, thereby making them seem less able to handle a position of authority, either within a relationship or within society. Perhaps the paradigms are shifting in the male/female relationship. Is that really a new thing though?

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Subject: It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe


Author:
Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 16:53:41 06/01/01 Fri
Whoever posted the non-factual "reference" that Bob Dylan said "Go pick me some cotton boy" is an Idiot.
In fact, In the actual words of Bob Dylan,

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth,
Blowing down the backroads headin' south.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You're an idiot,
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

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Subject: I got crazy silly gumby gold!


Author:
Rodney Reel
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Date Posted: 06:15:56 06/01/01 Fri
Someone once said that we live in the Look At Me Generation. People out there want to draw attention to themselves. Ten years ago, it was through being an alterna-turd by styling your flannel, long purple hair (which I had), and ripped up jeans. Then we went through that goth/skater/jackass phase where it with huge ass pants, makeup, blue hair, and all that shit. NOW, people are driving the hooptie mobiles down the street. Why the hell are people buying a $15,000 Honda Civic only to put $30,000 of crap into it. Spoilers so high that they don't clear tollbooths. Rims so big that the tires look like rubber bands. The lights all cleared out. Fart cannons on the back so the engine sounds like a bike w/ baseball cards in it. And don't forget the thumpin' homie base so loud that you feel the music before you hear it. WTF.

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Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB DYLAN!!!


Author:
Anthony
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Date Posted: 10:59:02 05/24/01 Thu
I was waiting for someone else to do this, since by all accounts there's Dylan "freaks" on the Forum, but since no one else has acknowledge the date, I'll do it:

Happy birthday to Bob Dylan, who turned 60 today, the 24th of May, 2001!

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Subject: global paradigm shifts


Author:
rakesh punjabi
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Date Posted: 17:35:10 05/26/01 Sat
i want info regarding global paradigm shifts

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