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Subject: what non christians do Author: huggy [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 01/29/03 3:17am This is my understanding of what Christians think non-Christians do. Bob sits in his sloppy house full of empty beer cans and pizza boxes, watching hard core pornography. On Friday night he gets out of the house, smoking and drinking in sin. He meets a large breasted woman at the bar, they go home and screw without protection. Saturday night Bob goes out to the bar, finds a woman at the bar with a nice ass, they go home and screw with abandon, and no protection. The large breasted woman goes "Damn, I'm pregnant again!" and dials the abortion clinic on speed dial. "Hi It's me again. I'm so irresponsible. let me have my 15th abortion." The woman with the nice ass realizes she's pregnant and says "Well, there's no way in hell I'm going to carry some little snot nosed brat for nine months and raise him alone. I'm a sinful, immoral slut who spreads my legs without thinking. I don't use birth control or condoms because I'm too busy selling drugs to minors. I guess I'll get my 15th abortion. And while I'm at it, I need to stop by Evil Planned Parenthood and get my herpes medication." Then Sunday night, Bob goes to the bar, decides he's had enough of women, finds some cute gay guy and goes to get anally probed. He starts feeling sick after a few weeks and realizes he better go get an HIV test. "Boy, Now I have HIV from either my unprotected ass fucking or my unprotected fucking of many strange women from a bar whose last names I was not aware of. I bet this is God's way of punishing me, for being such a dirty drunken slut." And then there's the serial rapist abortion doctor who tries to get more patients by impregnating 16 year old sinners. Amen. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Yes, that's what they do. They also go to HELL. Vera Carp 01/29/03 11:22pm I'm throughly convinced -- satanica, 01/30/03 3:08am love -- Leis, 09/ 1/03 11:10am christians think of non christians -- Leis, 09/ 1/03 11:39am Real Chirstianity 101 mredd 02/ 1/03 3:24am And YOU call yourself a Christian? -- Vera Carp, 02/ 1/03 6:17pm G'faaa -- Mad, 02/ 4/03 5:05am VERA CARP AKA VERY CRAPPY -- MREDD, 03/ 6/03 3:29am