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Subject: A funny song by some real guy


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Unappreciated beast
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Date Posted: 21:00:54 01/23/03 Thu

Ok, i didn't write this song and i don't know who of you have heard it but anyway, i post as much as i can remember:
The other day when i was thinking 'bout life
I thpought how when i tried to do anything right
It'd turn out wrong: people just end up dying
Like the time i told my girlfriend that she looked nice
And she thought i was trying to pick a fight
So she broke a glass bottle
Stabeed me in the arm and started crying
So i said 'Now darlin', don't you cry
I'm sorry if i made you get glass in your eye
And I'll make it all up to you
If you'll just give me a chance'
But it was about that time my bleeding got serious
My head started spinning and i was delirious
Then i forgot my own name
Passed out and wet my pants
By the time i came to my girlfriend had gone
She'd taken the dog and left me alone
With a note saying 'Charlie, i hope this makes you cry
Well I'm tired of your drinking
And i'm tired of your friends
And i'm tired of your stinking drinking friends
And it's time for you to kiss my butt goodbye
Well i heard the other day she'd moved to Tennesee
Lived there for three months and died of T.B.
And i couldn't help bt feel just a little bit to blame
That's all i can remember.

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