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Date Posted: 00:24:19 08/26/02 Mon
Author: Pablo
Subject: Beware all people who will compete for the bounty on the Sprinkler Dork - atomic Wedgie contest...

Bucks man to stand trial in shooting over 'wedgie'
Associated Press

A Bucks County man accused of trying to kill a friend who had given him a "wedgie" during a Phish concert will stand trial, a judge ruled.
Daniel Strouss, 19, of Richboro, held a grudge for months before shooting his friend, 19-year-old Eric Kassoway of Langhorne, with a 9mm gun on June 12, authorities said.

Strouss was attending the concert about a year ago when Kassoway sneaked up behind him and yanked up his underwear, according to testimony at a hearing yesterday.

On the night of the shooting, Strouss drove to Kassoway's home and waited until Kassoway came home, then shot him in the arm and leg, authorities said. Kassoway nearly died from loss of blood.

Strouss then drove home and hid the gun under the deck at his parents' home in Richboro, police said.

Strouss' attorney, Al Cepparulo, said he did not dispute the prosecution's version of events.

"This is a tragedy for the victim. All I can say is my client is going through therapy," he said.

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[> What is the bounty on 'Sprinkler Dork' wedgie. I have interest in receiving any reward that may be offered. -- MANWHORE, 16:08:52 08/26/02 Mon

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[> [> $50.00 for the atomic wedgie - while he is on the Cintas Video Screen - another $25.00 if the sprinkler Dork never does the dance again and another $25.00 for the first person that sends me a picture of the blessed event... And I will add another $25.00 if the person that gives the atomic wedgie is wearing a wrestling mask. -- Pablo, 16:18:34 08/26/02 Mon

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[> [> [> I will personally double the bounty if the person who does it is a midget. I will add another hundred dollars if the midget is wearing a gas station shirt with a name tag and his name is either Chester, Dwayne or "Lug Nut". -- Homeskillet, 16:28:59 08/26/02 Mon

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[> [> [> I saw the Sprinkler Dork doing his dance on the security cameras here at work. -- 7-11 Worker, 22:30:07 09/19/02 Thu

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