- R.I.P. Pablo -- Xavier Nation (Sad), 14:48:16 04/23/08 Wed
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- Where is everyone? -- X-Band, 18:04:44 01/13/08 Sun
Where did everyone go?
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- My Lil' Wee-Wee -- Gary Griffin (:o)), 14:56:38 06/27/07 Wed
I like to play with my little wee-wee and make a special pee-pee.
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- coach Miller -- wallstreetr, 15:48:48 01/12/07 Fri
I'be been kicked off the other board three times for doing nothing more than criticising Miller's half court offense, his substitution practices, and the lack of PT for Wolf and Graves. I hope you guys aren't that sensitive.
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- Homosexual Duck -- DuckFuck (Gayly sad), 14:33:55 02/26/07 Mon
Is this the site that had the cool homosexual duck drawing as the background? I miss that duck. Was it a different site? That duck was fab-tastic!!!!!!
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- I am a gay male -- Gary Griffin, 01:33:43 01/29/04 Thu
Email me if you want to cyber.
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- Gay Sex -- Bob, 14:56:22 08/16/04 Mon
- Gary, don't worry I preserved your anonymity and said it was someone else. See ya at the bathhouse. (NT) -- Gov.James McGreevey, 16:25:24 08/16/04 Mon
- gary, what happened to your Gay Pride Board? (NT) -- Greg Louganis, 16:27:07 08/16/04 Mon
- GG, our you still open to "experimenting" ? (NT) -- Randy Shilts, 16:31:46 08/16/04 Mon
- Dear Fairy Griffin, thanks for supporting my 527. This must be the most money you've given a politician sinice your support for the corrupt Dan Rostenkowski. Hugs and kisses. (NT) -- Barney Frank, 13:37:00 08/17/04 Tue
- This thread is an outrage. (NT) -- Jesus Christ, 13:48:09 08/18/04 Wed
- NAMBLA Rocks! (NT) -- Gay Lawyer Gary, 13:57:37 08/18/04 Wed
- Hey Gary, me and Freddy Mercury are waiting for you here in Hell. (NT) -- Matthew Shephard, 19:42:45 08/18/04 Wed
- Gary, I came to see you at your office but I must have just missed you since the sign on your door read "Gone Fisting." (NT) -- Sperm Burper, 19:44:23 08/18/04 Wed
- Gay Griffin is a poo-poker. I know cause I saw him at the Crisc Disco. (NT) -- The Hemmorhoid Hit Man, 19:45:50 08/18/04 Wed
- Somewhere inmy rectum is Gary's class ring. I've no idea how it got there. (NT) -- The Sausage Smuggler, 19:49:11 08/18/04 Wed
- Gary likes to wear a patch over his eye and sing "Rock the Boat" to me. (NT) -- But Pirate, 19:51:06 08/18/04 Wed
- This weekend we're going to Gary's civil union ceremony in my old stomping grounds of vermont. And then we're going to Iowa. And then we'r going to New Jersey. And then we're going to.... (NT) -- Howard Dean, 19:53:06 08/18/04 Wed
- What did the proctologist say? (NT) -- Rear seat gunner, 14:03:08 08/25/04 Wed
- My Gadar says Griffin's a Bullseye. (NT) -- Tailgunner, 14:05:45 08/25/04 Wed
- Pablo is warned.. -- NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!, 15:59:09 06/11/02 Tue
Pablo ripped me for posting a picture on the MM board and not giving proper respect to this board. He just posted a sweet photo of the new and improved Omega Mu Dance Team on Gary's board and not here. This is the same exact transgression he accused me of and I am now formally calling him a bitch!
As a member of the Cartel - and my direct report - he must offer a public confession of bitchness and admit that he disrespected us pimps and "done wrong."
ICE- T Rules!
Vanilla Ice dominates!
I like Iced tea with lemon!
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- XU Golf Outing -- Pablo, 11:07:25 05/16/02 Thu
Is anybody planning on going to the Xavier Golf outing (not the alumni one but the one later in the summer) I propose that the cartel and the junior MAFIA come down and participate. Of course identitys will be shielded by cartel issued wrestling masks and bowling shirts custom made for each member (paid for by jefe of course)
Those that are mandated to attend
Pablo (jefe)
NJNP
TRUTH
MANWHORE
SNIPE
BOB HUGGINGS POLITICAL MACHINE
SKILLET
We need at least two more to round out the two foursomes - think of the fear in peoples eyes when they see eight bombed golfers wearing wrestling masks falling down on the eigth green.
Any one else want to be included?
We should also think of a travelling squad to go to the Chicago golf outing - run by Mr. Gary Griffin...
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- I guess I have to start hitting the driving range. Can we play scramble? Can I be paired up with the Bob Huggins Political Machine? Can we go to a strip joint afterwards? That is the only way you can get Skillet to come. (NT) -- Snipe, 12:14:07 05/16/02 Thu
- I'm in if I can play the whole outing with my schlong and nut sack hanging out of my tight Levi 501 jeans. And I can proudly display my "Admin. takes it up the two hole!" t-shirt. Also, I date a stripper name Mahoganey and she would be happy to join us. I know Pablo would be up for that. (NT) -- The Blue Blob, 15:20:47 05/16/02 Thu
- In light of the post that appeared on MM last night, who gets the honor of wearing an ex-Chief Couch mask? (NT) -- X-band '01, 08:47:42 05/17/02 Fri
- WOuld I actually have to play golf? I love the idea of swerving around drunkenly in a golf cart, but breaking my damn wrists digging up rocks and clods of dirt sucks. Maybe I can just meet you guys at the strip club. (NT) -- Homeskillet, 12:25:26 05/17/02 Fri
- Pablo, where are you going to find a bowling shirt/wrestling mask big enough to fit over Snipe's big ass head? On another note, where do fat midgets buy their pants? I would think it's hard to find pants with a waist of 46 and inseam of 12. You see lots of big and tall stores, but not near enough big and short stores. Has anyone ever seen the movie 18 (inches long) vs. 18 (inches tall)? A truly grotesque classic of the American cinema. (NT) -- Homeskillet, 15:26:39 05/17/02 Fri
- If you let me play, I will not show you my schlong or nuts, but I do get donkey-punch the first person that holds up our foursome. I will not stand for slow play. Pablo, I was with you when we viewed the screen classic, Itsy Itsy Bang Bang. It was very disturbing, but somewhat entertaining. Has anyone ever seen a hot midget before? Just wondering. (NT) -- The Blue Blob, 17:36:02 05/17/02 Fri
- Have fun talkin about Egg U's 1 sweet 16 -- KB, 08:19:00 05/18/02 Sat
- I would like to be an official cart driver and beer drinker. Unfortunately unless it is a scramble, I will hold up the foursome with my golf play. (NT) -- xu95, 13:31:06 05/18/02 Sat
- Issue 3 -- Rev. Shuttlesworth, 17:00:40 10/28/04 Thu
I am for equal rights, not special rights . I am voting against Issue 3... I also heard that Gary has Angels in America on DVD.
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- Gary is half a man. -- Queer and Proud, 16:57:22 08/25/04 Wed
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- Let it go, Snipe. Skip left of his own volition. (NT) -- Kent Blasingame, 16:59:30 08/25/04 Wed
- Gary, I found some great boy-toy web sites. (NT) -- Pete Townshend, 17:01:28 08/25/04 Wed
- Hey Gary, I just got a mouthful of your sister. (NT) -- Margaret Cho, 17:02:42 08/25/04 Wed
- Smell The Fist! I rule with a chocolate fist! (NT) -- Robert Mapplethorpe, 19:21:17 08/25/04 Wed
- I love a tasteful window treatment. And I'm Gay! (NT) -- Gary Griffin, 19:37:13 08/25/04 Wed
- I loved killlin' homos. AND I WAS ONE! (NT) -- Jeffrey Dahmer, 16:35:37 08/29/04 Sun
- I put a crucifix in urine, called it art and got the NEA to pay for it! (NT) -- Andrew Serrano, 16:36:42 08/29/04 Sun
- This board is an abomination. It says in the good book that a man should never lie down with another man. (NT) -- KFX, 17:00:33 09/01/04 Wed
- Half a man? Does that mean Gary had an industrial saw accident? (NT) -- Physical Plant Pimp, 20:10:39 09/21/04 Tue
- Gary just watches. I swear. -- Semen Demon, 15:24:38 08/23/04 Mon
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- The usual? That's one Aids cocktail for you, fella. (NT) -- Gary's bartender, 13:53:30 08/25/04 Wed
- Gary, me and Gianni miss you. You swishy colon-choker. (NT) -- Andrew Cunanan, 13:58:35 08/25/04 Wed
- Hey Griffin, why don't you come on over? Bring a bum-chum. (NT) -- Breechloader, 14:00:41 08/25/04 Wed
- This board is the gayest thing since that watermelon video. (NT) -- Pablo, 16:47:38 08/29/04 Sun
- I killed myself when I realized i was a homo. (NT) -- Dr.Talaska, 15:00:12 08/30/04 Mon
- Gary is a virtuoso. (NT) -- Meat Whistle, 12:43:39 08/31/04 Tue
- Has anyone seen my friend Roscoe? (NT) -- Ass Clown, 15:08:26 09/01/04 Wed
- Fishwife -- Gary's dead alleged girlfriend, 12:47:43 08/31/04 Tue
I was tired of pretending Gary was straight. It was like the studio flacks in the 50's arranging marriages for Rock Hudson. Now i'm pushing up daisies and getting more attention than i ever got from Gary.
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- Disgusting -- Beyond the Pale, 18:56:50 08/21/04 Sat
This place has become a Gary Griffin bashing emporium. Gary Griffin isn't even a major pressence on the net anymore. You need to let it go Prosser lovers.
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- You have to admit that Gary fits the typical gay profile. (NT) -- Humboldt Snooches, 13:37:47 08/23/04 Mon
- I just returned from a mission where i flanked Gary Griffin. (NT) -- Back-door Commando, 13:53:44 08/23/04 Mon
- O.K. Gary, looks great. (NT) -- Manhole Inspector, 13:55:13 08/23/04 Mon
- They are right; I really should pay a sin tax for this deviant activity. (NT) -- Pipe Smoker, 13:56:49 08/23/04 Mon
- Ah Gary, everything looks A-O.K. (NT) -- Anal Astronaut, 13:57:53 08/23/04 Mon
- Gary is a great environmentalist. (NT) -- Log Pusher, 13:59:51 08/23/04 Mon
- Mayday, Mayday. We'v got a lot of mud and zero visibility. (NT) -- Chocalate Runway Pilot, 14:03:40 08/23/04 Mon
- Gry, where's the Astro-Glide? (NT) -- Bum Bandit, 14:05:35 08/23/04 Mon
- See Gary? I'm not always the catcher. (NT) -- Johny Bench, 14:06:38 08/23/04 Mon
- Watch me this Week -- Ron Reagan Jr., 15:55:41 08/28/04 Sat
I'll be doing election coverage with Joe Scarborough on our After Hours coverage. I'll be bashing Republicans and tarnishing my father's legacy. Then I'll be sucking dick!
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- florida a&m tickets for 45 bucks -- denny anton, 11:33:56 11/02/02 Sat
selling two tickets to the florida A&m game on sunday november 24th for 45 bucks
if you want them email me at danton3@hotmail.com
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- hi -- ms.ayres, 17:13:20 12/06/03 Sat
Hello Jaison this is Ms.Ayres from Northland. My duaghter was watcing the OU v.s Michigan game, and recognized you. I am hoping to hear from you soon.
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- I knew I hated the French. Maybe if their bitches shaved their pits, they wouldn't hate porn. -- BP, 14:45:03 10/11/02 Fri
France to Slap 93 Pct 'Supertax' on Porn Films
Fri Oct 11, 8:53 AM ET
PARIS (Reuters) - The French government will hike taxes on profits from sexually explicit films to 93 percent as part of an anti-pornography drive by ruling conservatives.
This was one of several proposals to fight pornography to emerge from the center-right majority elected in June. Several deputies want to ban X-rated films from television, but others in the conservative ranks oppose this as censorship.
"Our aim is to make this sector financially unattractive," right-wing parliament deputy Charles de Courson told Le Figaro daily on Friday after parliament's finance committee agreed his initiative would be applied from January 1 next year.
Courson said the measure would raise to 60 percent from 33 percent a special tax already levied on profits from the production, distribution or showing of any French-made film deemed pornographic or an incitement to violence.
Once added to France's standard 33 percent tax on all corporate profits, French porn film-makers will be left with a mere seven percent of their profits net of tax.
"We want to destroy their profitability to discourage further investments," Courson said.
Imported porn will not be spared either. If a separate measure is agreed in negotiations continuing this week for the 2003 budget, full-length foreign productions will face a tax of 91,470 euros ($90,390), with half that for short films.
Emboldened by their landslide victory in June elections, many conservatives believe the time is ripe to take aim at France's tradition of cultural permissiveness.
France's TV watchdog CSA, headed by right-winger Dominique Baudis, has called for the government to ban the X-rated films that have been shown on late-night subscription television channels for years. A decision is expected from next week.
The Interior Ministry is also studying a possible ban on the new novel "Rose Bonbon," which has gained notoriety for its graphic portrait of a pedophile murderer.
Human rights groups and bastions of France's liberal tradition such as the influential Le Monde daily have cried foul, saying ruling conservatives under President Jacques Chirac are on a repressive moral crusade.
But Courson noted the new porn film "supertax" gained the backing of opposition left-wingers in a vote at an overnight sitting which ended early Thursday.
"Both right and left are in agreement. The left's position on this issue has changed a lot," he added. ($1=1.012 Euro)
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- ANYBODY HOME??? -- xubrew, 21:04:24 05/16/03 Fri
testing. testing. 1-2-3. testing
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- She is a whore -- Randy Watson, 08:37:52 10/25/02 Fri
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- Who Cares (NT) -- Randy Watson's id, 17:07:52 10/25/02 Fri
- I care (NT) -- Boobies belong at the top here, 22:56:58 02/05/03 Wed
- I care - those are great boobies. (NT) -- Dusty, 17:29:54 10/25/02 Fri
- What are those shiny thingies on her nipples. I love it -- next stop Playboy... (NT) -- Stiffy, 12:10:18 10/29/02 Tue
- Those "shiny things" don't come out right in the picture. It's actually puss. She has puss oozing out of her nipples. (NT) -- Homeskillet, 13:34:08 10/29/02 Tue
- Mmmmmmmmmm.......Puss. (NT) -- Homer Simpson, 17:29:49 10/30/02 Wed
- I just like this post on top. Come to think of it, I would like her on top. (NT) -- Fred Durst, 12:57:32 11/01/02 Fri
- This board needs more boobies... (NT) -- Homer "Stiffy" Durst, 00:01:06 11/03/02 Sun
- I should be on top (NT) -- Oh Yeah, 13:08:43 12/03/02 Tue
- Were you there? Did you here? (NT) -- Stiffy, 23:46:47 12/04/02 Wed
- Pan down...Pan down, doggummit! (NT) -- Mad Thatta, 23:48:14 12/04/02 Wed
- Likey -- Kaiser Wilhelm, 18:43:47 01/23/03 Thu
- Mmmmm... Boooobieeeeeeeeees (NT) -- Homer Simpson, 19:15:39 01/27/03 Mon
- Hey Gump, get a load of the tits on her! (NT) -- Forrest's buddy, 00:49:59 02/04/03 Tue
- Hi - remember me? (NT) -- Whore, 22:45:33 03/02/03 Sun
- Anthony Myles #24 -- The Humboldt, 10:06:22 10/21/02 Mon
I admit a couple of things right off the bat:
1) You can't read into the first public scrimmage too much, and you can't think that you have discovered anything of huge significance.
2) Being intoxicated at said scrimmage doesn't help your powers of observation much, or give you any credibility in your analysis. I don't tend to worry about my own credibility anyway.
That said, in my drunken stupor, I made one observation. Today's hangover makes me wonder if I even remember it correctly. If I get my facts wrong, please correct me and slap me about the head and neck.
We played 3 periods, with teams alternating between periods. In the first two periods, That kept the starters on different squads, splitting them up to even out the teams.
In the third scrimmage, Thad put all of last year's starters on one squad. David West, Romain Sato, Lionel Chalmers, and David Young. To round out the starting five, he added #24, Anthony Myles. Is that significant? Who knows? I read into it that if Thad had to put a starting lineup on the floor as of yesterday, Anthony Myles would have been on the floor as a starter. Why wouldn't he put his best 5th guy on the floor when he finally put all the other starters together? It sends a message. I just saw it as maybe a clue as to what Thad is thinking right now. That is all subject to change because our first game is weeks away, and they practice many times from here to then.
Anthony Myles is a Junior college transfer. He played 2 years of junior collegiate ball at Olney (IL) College. At 6-9, 245, he is the biggest and most experienced candidate for the postion that we have.
A tidbit from the Xavier offical website:
COACH MATTA ON MYLES: “Anthony had a very good preseason. The changes he has made in his body since he arrived this summer are significant. The big thing for Anthony is learning the mentality and intensity that he will have to play with to see significant time. Anthony has a great body and is very good on the low block. He does a nice job finishing around the basket and is also a good rebounder. Anthony gives us some added toughness under the basket and a solid low post scorer. We hope he contributes right away inside.”
I also stole his stats from the Xavier site, which has pretty good bios of our players. He averaged 25 pts and 10 rebounds as a senior in highschool. As a soph in Juco, he had averaged 13.3 points, 8.6 rebounds, 1.2 assists, 1.2 steals and 1.3 blocks per game. He raised those averages to 18 pts, 11 rbs in conference play. He may be coming in to his own. His shooting percentage was not that impressive last year, at 52.7%, and his free throw shooting was appauling, at 51.4%. 51.4% is alarming bad, and a glaring weakness that needs to be improved if he wants to be a Xavier big man.
If anyone, even Muskiman himself, can come up with some stats from last nights game, I would like to see them.
Is Myles the mystery man that will round out our starting 5 on the way to the final four? I don't know, but right now I would have to say that he is the odds on favorite.
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- Flash!! A 10 seeks credibility! -- mrs. Mota, 13:39:14 02/21/03 Fri
The A 10, in a bid to change the namby pamby image the conference has in college basketball, will add new teams to beef up their image.
An unnamed source tells me that the tems added will be Bucknell, SUNY Dunkirk, Western Pennsylvania, Jamestown College of Ny, Pottsville St. and Rahway State, which features former ugzavier stalwart, Lloyd "Shotgun" Price.
Around the league, comments have been positive, save for those coming from conference kingpin ugzavier. Coach Thad Matta, appearing on his weekly show, Midwestern Hayride, said "Waaaal, I don't know as we need any tougher teams than what we already got.Lasalle and St Bonnie is tough as nails, I don't need no more competition."
Star center, and alledged All American soft boy, David West, had no comment, but was seen rushing to the restroom to evacuate his bowels as he was, according to witnesses, "scared shitless".
This reporter doesn't understand why ugzavier pussies are so scared, unless they're worried about sweating out another Selection Sunday.
Perhaps this, combined with the announcement that Sister Rose would be called to testify before an NCAA committee concerning academic fraud, along with illiterate ugavier, white trash Kevin Fried, was more than West could handle.
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- Ize be a suffa ofa rectal bleeding from my timez here in da big house. Help a brotha outs. -- Lloyd (product of Xavier's academic assembly line) Price, 10:17:03 02/05/03 Wed
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- That soft-ass pussy Dava West lights up MY Flyers for 47. That candy ass wouldn't score 10 against one of my teams. Was it a real 47? Or was it like the 47 he got in Calculus that Sister Rose curved up to a 91? -- Coach Donoher, 10:22:52 02/09/03 Sun
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- I would likea anounce I be play fo ugzavier nexyear coz I get a parkins spot foah my hummer and a no effat degree. -- lebrawn (ize all about integrity jusa like ugazava ) James, 11:26:36 02/06/03 Thu
ps does I get myz jerseeyiez backk?
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- Flash! A 10 to add teams...... -- Curry Kirkpatrick, 16:10:05 01/27/03 Mon
The A 10, in a bid to change the namby pamby image the conference has in college basketball, will add new teams to beef up their image.
An unnamed source tells me that the tems added will be Bucknell, SUNY Dunkirk, Western Pennsylvania, Jamestown College of Ny, Pottsville St. and Rahway State, which features former ugzavier stalwart, Lloyd "Shotgun" Price.
Around the league, comments have been positive, save for those coming from conference kingpin ugzavier. Coach Thad Matta, appearing on his weekly show, Midwestern Hayride, said "Waaaal, I don't know as we need any tougher teams than what we already got.Lasalle and St Bonnie is tough as nails, I don't need no more competition."
Star center, and alledged All American soft boy, David West, had no comment, but was seen rushing to the restroom to evacuate his bowels as he was, according to witnesses, "scared shitless".
This reporter doesn't understand why ugzavier pussies are so scared, unless they're worried about sweating out another Selection Sunday.
Perhaps this, combined with the announcement that Sister Rose would be called to testify before an NCAA committee concerning academic fraud, along with illiterate ugavier, white trash Kevin Fried, was more than West could handle.
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- Condos, cars and cash -- Gerald O'dell, 11:50:51 01/17/03 Fri
Bob Huggins takes his mistress to the Kenwood Outback.Huggins takes to adultery like Bob Goin takes to an ethics investigation.
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- Great picture -- Pablo, 19:11:10 12/12/02 Thu
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- bumber stickers -- brew house, 16:30:50 12/23/02 Mon
TOP 17 BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE
17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
15. The proctologist called...they found your head.
14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
13. Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date.
12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one .
8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people
"Everybody But Me."
7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
out by itself.
2. Hang up and drive!
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!
1. Welcome to America...now speak English!
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- I don't remember this happening at Xavier -- Homeskillet, 14:21:58 10/24/02 Thu
Students say dorm was site for porn film shoot
Indiana University officials on Wednesday asked local law enforcement authorities to help investigate reports that an adult film was shot on campus.
Chancellor Sharon Stephens Brehm said IU police were asked to follow up on a report filed Oct. 3 by a dorm resident manager. The complaint said the resident manager observed several women who were not fully clothed and also noted that cameras were present.
The university said in a news release that the individuals involved said they were students from Los Angeles who were working on a film project.
The film "Campus Invasion" was made at various locations on campus by adult filmmakers from Shane's World, a Web site based in Van Nuys in the San Fernando Valley, said Calli Cox, a publicist and adult film actress for Shane Enterprises.
Cox, who identified herself only by her stage name, told the Indiana Daily Student that she and some colleagues visited IU to "party with students from the No. 1 party school."
Brehm said such filming would be inconsistent with the values of the university.
"I've also asked the dean of students to look into the reports to determine if there were any code of conduct violations by students," Brehm said. "We're attempting to determine facts. If there were violations of the student code of conduct or if criminal or civil laws were broken, we will pursue those violations fully."
Filmmakers tried to persuade students to get involved, said freshman Adam Brown, who lives in Teter Quadrangle, a dorm identified as a shooting location. Brown said the film actresses were performing oral sex on students in the hallway.
"I don't know who the porn crew was. They followed some kids back from class, and they made a video on our floor," Brown said. "College is crazy."
A representative from Shane Enterprises was not available for additional comment Wednesday. A message from The Associated Press was left with a woman who answered the telephone at the company's office.
THE HOMESKILLET FORMALLY DECLARES THAT HIS APARTMENT CAN BE USED FOR ANY NON-GAY PORN SHOOT
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- Send in the Clown! -- Kent Blasingame, 15:25:05 12/21/02 Sat
Ah come on and restore my posting privileges. Look at me, I'm naked and toothless without my menacing clown face. I'm having an identity crisis --like yesterday there was a moment when I wasn't sure if I was a sick clown or a sad clown. Don't make me beg, clowns don't have much dignity to begin with.
I was ejected unfairly. Pablo's kangaroo court doesn't have a leg to stand on(and that makes for some crippled kangaroos).
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- We're gonna work now -- Bear Bryant, 01:09:12 12/15/02 Sun
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- Showtime announcement for Cartel Members -- Homer, 13:54:34 12/13/02 Fri
http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/13/television.showtime.reut/index.html
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- ESPN.com says A-10 to add more teams -- Lloyd, 16:50:34 11/20/02 Wed
ESPN.com is reporting that the anal 10 will add a whole shitload more teams making it an even bigger joke than it already is.
Andy Katz reports thaat teams likely to be added are Centerville, East Lititz, Pa., Merom, In., Half Mile, NY.,
Ottterbein, Hocking Collegee of Nelsonville, Ohio and wages of Sin, Vermont.
Other sources named Rahway State, which features convicted felon and former ugzavier star Lloyd Price.
Thad Matta, appearing on 1360 Homer this afternoon told Lance McCallister " Yeehaw....we're a shit conference anyway.A few more crap teams can't hurt.Maybe we can find a few more cupcakes to pound."
Lloyd Price had no comment as he was in solitary and could not receive visitors.
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- Loss to Left Coast Puss's! -- MANWHORE, 10:04:10 11/21/02 Thu
Those Assholes! Has XU ever heard of stopping a drive to the basket and putting a body in front of a opposing player driving to the basket. Get tough XU!
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- A little infusion of Karma -- ARCRat, 01:23:00 11/21/02 Thu
You had this coming to yas... your beat writers & radio guys are all but insulting an opponent the other day. Maybe the heads were getting too big. Anyhow, I'm sure they're a little smaller this morning.
Certainly this is not intended toward the decent fans among ya, but certainly directed toward your media coverage. What did/will these guys have to say??
See you when the Muskies come to Albany to play Siena next month. I only wish we'd be able to do the same to you, but I fear that your lineup will likely be too much for us.
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- Pablo's Board -- Ben Dover, 13:54:40 11/20/02 Wed
Pablo, I hate to state the obvious, but your board has sucked lately and I had such high hopes for it not too long ago. Where has everyone gone? Did the FBI pick up every poster from this board? I thought it was only a few. I am just concerned!
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- D.W. -- The Factor, 15:16:56 10/24/02 Thu
I think we should sit David West for a couple minutes after each and every foul. That kid's motor runs hot.
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- Another example of animal rights activists' stupidity -- Homeskillet, 15:35:34 11/11/02 Mon
SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) -- There are no second chances in the ocean wild. Sea lions and other marine mammals either survive or they don't.
In a home video, tourists watch in shock as a great white shark attacks and kills a wild sea lion just west of the golden gate bridge in 1998. It's nature, but it's difficult to watch.
And it's especially difficult if the sea lion has a name and was the recipient of a lot of nurturing at the hands of volunteers of The Marine Mammal Center in Marin County.
Late last month they brought two recovering sea lions to the farallone islands on a chartered boat after nurturing them back to health, and let them go into the water.
"We released first, Edog," says Mammal Center Spokeswoman Jennifer Witherspoon. "And he swam toward the shoreline. Then we released Swissy, and she was attacked almost immediately by a great white shark and was killed."
A release of a recovering mammal is usually an occasion for celebration - the pay off for the volunteers who labored to give a second chance to a disadvantaged animal. No one ever counted on watching their charges swim to their deaths.
"Swissy went back in the water for a minute and it was really tragic," says Witherspoon, " because she turned and looked at the boat and everyone felt that kind of exhiliartion we all feel when we do a release and we see them go back into the wild ... and then to see her be taken immediately, was very upsetting."
Rescue workers at the Center say they understand well, the role sharks and sea lions play in the food chain. But they say, the entire coast is shark territory. And in 27 years of releases they've never seen a shark attack. Now that they have, they'll try to find a safer place to release their sea lions.
Sometimes they do release recovering mammals from the beach. But sea lions that have been accustomed to being near people, tend to quickly get back into trouble.
So with or without great whites lurking, the farallone islands may still be rescued mammals best bet for a second chance.
But the memory of losing a sea lion there won't quickly fade. "It was a big shock, a very big shock, and it was unfortunate," says volunteer teacher and crew chief Graham Charles. "But, what we're left with is the thought that this happens. The shock came form the fact we were there to see it."
After conferring with shark experts, Marine Mammal Center staff decided to make future sea lion releases in an area north of the Farallones - a place that may have rougher water, but fewer sharks.
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Little bitches deserved this. Screw sea lions.
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- Crazy horny bitch--sounds like a bad porn movie -- Homeskillet, 15:43:06 11/11/02 Mon
Wife Allegedly Bites Husband To Death For Sex Refusal
Suspect Allegedly Tried To Bite Police
POSTED: 12:59 p.m. PDT October 17, 2002
UPDATED: 5:59 p.m. PDT October 28, 2002
MODESTO, Calif. -- A Modesto man has died after his wife held him down and bit him repeatedly when he refused to have sex with her, police said.
Kelli Pratt, 45, was booked on suspicion of elder abuse, domestic violence and assault on a police officer. Homicide charges were pending the outcome of toxicology results, said Sgt. Al Carter. Those tests are not expected for several weeks, but they could show whether the bites created an infection that killed 65-year-old Arthur Pratt.
Authorities said he died Sunday at Doctors Memorial Center in Modesto, six days after the attack. His skin was riddled with more than 20 deep tooth marks, which may have contributed to the ailing man's death, Carter said.
"He was able to dial 911 that night," Carter said. "We have a tape recording of him screaming while she was biting him. When officers arrived, he was screaming that he'd been assaulted. She fought with the officers and tried to bite them, too."
Carter said Arthur Pratt had been released from the hospital several days before the incident. He suffered from diabetes, heart and circulation problems, along with other health issues.
Kelli Pratt is being held on $50,000 bail.
"I've seen cases where dogs have bitten kids, and blood loss or infection led to death," Carter said. "I've never heard of anyone being bitten to death before."
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- Arrogant A-Hole! -- MANWHORE, 10:47:39 11/07/02 Thu
I heard Huggins on Jim Rome yesterday and was amazed by the arrogant tone he had. He answered Rome's questions with one word answers and sounded like he was in prison, he was so depressed. Maybe he did die when he had that heart attack, and did not even know it. Well I was just wondering if anyone else heard that fat asshole and was amazed as I was. I rarely get to hear him being interviewed where I am from.
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- I demand a recount! -- X-Man, 15:03:34 11/07/02 Thu
What happened to my beloved democratic party? I can't believe the people made a statement backing Katherine Harris or Jeb winning by 13 per cent. He was neck-and-neck till Slick Willie came down to campaign. I guess that is why none of our candidates want to be associated with the former president.What is really embarassing is Fritz losing after I've spent so many years lying to my students about the Carter years. Despite the doomsayers, this year the economy will grow 2-3 per cent. I can't understand why some people don't want to return to the days of double-digit inflation.
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- Someone remind me of this when the girl scouts do their 'fund-raising" cookie sale. -- BP, 16:42:29 11/06/02 Wed
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - Workers at a Romanian car factory have decided to donate sperm to get the debt-ridden plant out of the red, private television ProTv reported on Tuesday.
"Our feasibility study shows that if 1,000 workers donate their sperm for several months, we can get enough funds to pay part of the plant's debts," Ion Cotescu, trade union leader at ARO Campulung, told ProTv.
He said the decision came after reports in the local media said a fertility clinic in the western city of Timisoara offered donors the equivalent of $50 a visit. The monthly average wage in Romania is around $150.
The ARO Campulung plant, which makes jeep-style four-wheel-drives, has debts put at $20 million.
Cotescu told Reuters the sperm donation scheme also amounted to a protest against the government's privatization authority APAPS which had failed to find a strategic investor for the plant.
"They always told us to come up with a solution. Now, we have found one that even the best economists have never thought of. I hope APAPS will like it," he said.
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- THIS IS NJNP'S DOING!!! -- Porn Enforcement (PE), 00:44:40 11/07/02 Thu
Clown Porn
In an effort to put an end to clown porn on the internet, we have posted a list of banned links.
In contrast to the glitter and glamour associated with pornography, performing porn-clowns' lives are pretty miserable. Because clowns do not naturally "ride" bicycles, stand on their "heads," or "jump through rings of fire," whips, electric prods, and other tools are often used to force them to perform.
The smaller and poorer the blue movie production, the more limited the clowns' access may be to water, food, and hairdressing care. But whatever the size of a clownsploitation flick, the clowns inevitably suffer.
The more aggressive rodeo clowns usually live and travel in cages 4 feet by 6 feet by 5 feet. Early in their training, according to Peter Ringling North in his book The Circus Kings , the big clowns are "chained to their pedestals, and ropes are put around their necks to choke them down. They work from fear." They may have their noses broken while being trained or have their oversized shoes "hotfooted" to force them to stand on their hands.
A Hudsucker News reporter who traveled with Dingling Bros. Video reported in an article dated August 8, 1986, that the sound of a trainer's club repeatedly striking a whiteface, as well as the whiteface's screams, could be heard outside the studio building. He noted that both remarkably resembled a small Honda's horn.
Because of the enormous size and strength of clowns' unexpected and hilarious noises, most trainers rely on gags and fear to make them obey. Some clowns spend almost their whole lives in gags. The well-known Jumbo lived 20 years in a ball-gag constructed of his own father's juggling equipment. In the wild, the life expectancy of clowns is the same as ours. When held captive in the clown-porn industry, many clowns die prematurely of disease, the stress of confinement, and non-hypoallergenic VDs.
Clown Attacks
Clowns in pornography are rebelling in attempts to escape their sad, sad, sad existences. Since 1990, clowns have killed at least 46 people and injured many more. In 1994, a clown killed her co-star and injured 12 spectators before being gunned down by almost 100 cream pies while running terrified through downtown Honolulu. Although thousands were amused as the scantily-clad clown cavorted through the streets, the tragedy of this incident cannot be denied. In 1994, officer Blayme Dayme, who had to toss 47 rounds into Janet, a clown who charged out of the Great American Circus set, lamented: "I think these clowns are trying to tell us that videos and skin mags are not what God created them for. But we have not been listening."
People are listening, and many communities are realizing that clowns have no place in adult entertainment. Because of this, and the inherent risk to public safety, many towns and cities are considering bans on clown pornography.
Release the Clowns!
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- Where happened to that gay guy's sister? -- Kathy Griffin, 14:42:57 11/07/02 Thu
I'm so jealous of Winona. I can't even get arrested in L.A.
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- THIS IS SKILLET'S DOING!!! -- Porn Enforcement (PE), 00:39:21 11/07/02 Thu
Porn upsets Palestinians
PORN movies and programs in Hebrew are being broadcast by Israeli troops who have taken over three Palestinian television stations of Ramallah, irate residents of the besieged West Bank town have told AFP.
The offices of three local television and radio stations were occupied by soldiers yesterday morning, a few hours after tanks and hundreds of troops stormed the town in Israel's biggest offensive against the Palestinian Authority and its leader Yasser Arafat.
The soldiers started broadcasting the porn clips -- considered extremely offensive by most Muslims -- intermittently this afternoon from the Al-Watan, Ammwaj, and Al-Sharaq channels, the residents said.
"The pornographic movies started on Al-Watan television at around 3:30 pm," one 34-year-old Palestinian mother named Reema told AFP.
"I have six children at home, they have nowhere to go with what is going on here and can't even watch TV," she said angrily.
"It's not healthy really. I think the Israelis want to mess with our young men's heads," she said.
Anita, a 52-year-old mother of three children, complained about "the deliberate psychological damage caused by these broadcasts".
"I am furious, these are the people who are shooting at us that also play this disgusting trick on us," she said.
"We are desperate for news and constantly flipping channels and get these terrible pictures instead," adding that videos of the intifada were also shown backwards with "ideal terrorism" written in red across the screen.
"Luckily, there is no electricity in half of Ramallah," she said from her house in east Jerusalem where the channels are also available.
A fourth local station, whose premises were not seized by the army, ran a written message across its screen letting people know it was the Israelis who were behind the graphic scenes.
"Anything currently shown on Al-Watan and other local TV channels has nothing to do with Palestinian programs but is being broadcast by the Israeli occupation forces, we urge parents to take precautions," the message said.
The Israeli military denied that it had anything to do with the pornographic programming and instead blamed the Palestinian leaders.
"The Israeli security forces have no interest in putting pornographic and racist movies on Palestinian television," an army spokesman told AFP.
"The only reason we are in these buildings and in this city is to fight against terrorists and their infrastructure after giving the Palestinians various chances to it themselves," he said.
Palestinian leader Yasser "Arafat is willing to go low in order to make himself look better in this uncomfortable situation", he said.
Israeli foreign ministry spokesman Emmanuel Nachshon said any such broadcasting was "shameful", but said he was not aware of the Israeli army's involvement.
"I cannot believe that Israeli soldiers would engage in such despicable behaviour," he said.
Agence France-Presse
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- An Era is over -- Pablo, 23:32:10 10/15/02 Tue
This is a sad sad day. The people at Musketeermadness nominated more admins (now a total of five I believe) to delete/shape/mold/allow what can and cannot be posted. Here are the guidelines that the shadow posted:
I would hope that these individuals would follow some suggested guidelines.
1) Drop all profanity. Edit it out once or twice and if that doesn't work, drop the whole post.
2) Remove any personal attacks or untoward comments toward a person, to an individual or a group (school, organization, etc.) and remember that you mother is a woman also.
3) Bear in mind that this board is for the dissemination of basketball material and nothing else. Other material should be deleted ASAP.
Remember, that above all, any words that appear here reflect on a fine university and great traditions that started long before many of us arrived in this world. You demean it or the sprit of X and you are history.
What does everyone think about the guidelines?
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- I got banned for this... -- Jesus Humboldtus Christ, 00:37:49 10/16/02 Wed
- What do I think of the guidelines? Its okay to go there, but there is a definate need for at least one alternative board to that one. I remember back to the ITW board run by Snipe... it was fun. I think with it being an official site, and probably gets a ton of hits, Musketeer Madness is the "friendly board". ITW was fun, but to be fair, there were a lot less posters back in those days. How many regulars were there? In any case, This board is a definate must. (NT) -- MS, 02:16:05 10/16/02 Wed
- I hate the new guidelienes (see rant inside) -- Homeskillet, 15:11:33 10/16/02 Wed
- So Long MuskeeMadness -- PMI2311, 17:53:06 10/16/02 Wed
- Guidelines of MM -- PMI2311, 21:39:37 10/21/02 Mon
- pablo, the era isn't over. its just had a change of address. once word spreads about the new board, i think everything will be back to normal. (NT) -- xubrew, 14:42:33 10/28/02 Mon
- Everyone should add the tag line "Jawohl Mein Fuhrer" to any future posts at MM - after all, we should show a little more respect to our fearless leader (Shadow) over at MM. (NT) -- X-band '01, 07:22:27 10/30/02 Wed
- Pablo, The old glory days may have ended with you and others leaving. Those days were great! But the future of the board is me, The Heel! SureI am the only , you are all Heels in your own sense, but I survived that board! I am what holds that board together! I am the only reason anyone there under the age of 75 still visits! Without me, it will be shut down due to inactivity! Those bastards argue with me BECAUSE they love me! They know that I am right, but if they don't argue, they won't have the privelege of hearing my side! -- PMI2311, 20:21:42 11/04/02 Mon
