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Date Posted: 08:01:39 09/13/02 Fri
Author: The Truth
Subject: Picture Caption Contest

Someone pointed out in a previous post that basketball season is still a good month away. Like the battle I fight every morning watching the clock and waiting for it to hit 8:30 so I can start drinking without feeling guilty, this month will go very slow.

The Jesuit educated basketball fans on this board have demonstrated in the past that when challenged they can be quite creative and funny. The �Separated at Birth� threads have been some of the funniest and most read of all time. To help kill the time I thought I would put up a few pictures and we could all try and put up captions similar to what they do in Maxim magazine or what Letterman does on his show. I will try and keep the pictures basketball related, so as not to ruffle any feathers of board members that would rather see the posts only covering topics like defensive sets, RPI comparisons and the reason that wood wind instruments are superior to brass instruments.

I also nominate Gary to give cash prizes to the winner of each weeks contest.

I will start it off with a picture from the highly debated Coles/Cigar Chump article posted earlier today.

I will set the bar with:
"Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either."

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[> Yes X-Band - you actually grab the girl's Ta-Ta's - just like this... no reason to be afraid son - let Papa show you how to do it -- Pablo, 08:02:22 09/13/02 Fri

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[> [> I didn't know X-Band was related to Charlie Coles. -- Awayskillet, 01:55:57 09/14/02 Sat

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[> After a week in Lloyd's cell my rectum felt like it was THIS BIG. -- inmate 736998, 08:06:59 09/13/02 Fri

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[> [> Steve Thomas or 54 or whomever you are at rasserver.net - sign your posts with one name - and you actually made me laugh with your reply -- Pablo, 08:29:13 09/13/02 Fri

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[> "So Huggins sends in this picture to ratmypoo.com. I swear it must of been this big! That fat man is real challange to our sewage system." -- MO LESTER, 09:14:39 09/13/02 Fri

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[> Everybody knows the bitches here in Oxford are hot as hell, but I can't get me no play. My balls is about this big right now. It's killin' me! -- Coach Charlie Coles, 09:48:15 09/13/02 Fri

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[> [> Man that Huggins and his wife are crazy crackers - that bitch loves for me to choke her while giving her the business -- Donald Little, 10:00:14 09/13/02 Fri

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[> No, Coach, the guy with the camera frames the picture, but thanks for your help." -- gmgxu72, 10:27:35 09/13/02 Fri

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[> I tell you man, that spliff was this big. This f'ing big, man. Where are the Doritos? -- BP, 11:10:18 09/13/02 Fri

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[> I recruited Wally because he had the ass of a four year old boy. -- NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!, 11:24:09 09/13/02 Fri

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[> "My wife's snatch was this wide after Homeskillet got through with her." -- Homeskillet, 12:54:44 09/13/02 Fri

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