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Date Posted: 09:33:07 10/10/02 Thu
Author: TinMan Huggins
Subject: Sung to the Tune of "If I Only Had a Heart."

"I'd recruit more JUCO pests, and wear more skin tight vests, if I only had a heart....

I'd say 'Fuk 'em, really fuk 'em,' probation threats I'd duck 'em, if I only had a heart.....

I would make love to Bob Goin, demand private jets and more coin, if I only had a heart.....

Well, I'd choke in the second round, and add a lot more pounds....if I only had a heart!"

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[> We are the Band E kids,the B and E kids , the B and E kids and on behalf of the B and E kiiiiiiiids....we'd like to welcome you to prison-land. -- David and Lloyd (jailhouse lesbians), 07:58:20 10/11/02 Fri

Uh, I mean thespians.

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