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Date Posted: 15:27:10 07/25/01 Wed
Author: Roscoe
Subject: Weak. BTW learn how to spell vis-a-vis.
In reply to: Chuck Heston 's message, "Planet" on 13:26:02 07/25/01 Wed

>This morning, while sipping my morning java and taking
>in the splendor that is early morning Los Angeles visa
>vie the view off Mulholland Drive, I happened across
>an interesting story in today's Los Angeles Times. It
>appears one of their earnest reporters watched all of
>the Planet of the Apes films, starting with my classic
>effort in the first one, in mad preparation of the new
>foray into Apedom. This, of course, put a bee in my
>bonnet. How could Hollywood cast an underwear model as
>a NASA astronaut? NASA would not allow a piece of
>fluff himbo bounce around in his jockey shorts at
>anytime, even today. Next you're going to tell me this
>character will have an earring or good gads, some
>other pierced part of his anatomy!
>I understand that this board has a lot of young
>members, some (sigh) who might not be as familiar with
>my work. I implore these youngsters (or their parents)
>to go rent (or buy) some of my films, especially the
>original Planet movie. Here you will see something
>long since forgotten in this town, a film with a
>story. Poignant acting, chilling drama and me in all
>my chiseled glory (I fasted for a week before shooting
>and once it began, ate only celery and tepid water to
>retain my stunning physique).
>
>While some of you might be lured into the theatres,
>that's fine, but understand the roots of the story.
>See the classic first, then watch the new one with the
>underwear model person. I suspect you won't be
>disappointed. Look for a stunning beauty, Linda
>Harrison, as the mute Nova. What a treasure!
>
>Whilst slugging down my joe,
>
>Chuck Heston

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[> Son, I parted the Red Sea and raced thousands of chariots. I hardly need some internet wack job calling me weak! -- Chuck Heston, 15:36:18 07/25/01 Wed

>This morning, while sipping my morning java and taking
>in the splendor that is early morning Los Angeles visa
>vie the view off Mulholland Drive, I happened across
>an interesting story in today's Los Angeles Times. It
>appears one of their earnest reporters watched all of
>the Planet of the Apes films, starting with my classic
>effort in the first one, in mad preparation of the new
>foray into Apedom. This, of course, put a bee in my
>bonnet. How could Hollywood cast an underwear model as
>a NASA astronaut? NASA would not allow a piece of
>fluff himbo bounce around in his jockey shorts at
>anytime, even today. Next you're going to tell me this
>character will have an earring or good gads, some
>other pierced part of his anatomy!
>I understand that this board has a lot of young
>members, some (sigh) who might not be as familiar with
>my work. I implore these youngsters (or their parents)
>to go rent (or buy) some of my films, especially the
>original Planet movie. Here you will see something
>long since forgotten in this town, a film with a
>story. Poignant acting, chilling drama and me in all
>my chiseled glory (I fasted for a week before shooting
>and once it began, ate only celery and tepid water to
>retain my stunning physique).
>
>While some of you might be lured into the theatres,
>that's fine, but understand the roots of the story.
>See the classic first, then watch the new one with the
>underwear model person. I suspect you won't be
>disappointed. Look for a stunning beauty, Linda
>Harrison, as the mute Nova. What a treasure!
>
>Whilst slugging down my joe,
>
>Chuck Heston

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