- Donald Little -- Pablo, 13:04:15 10/15/02 Tue
Donald will plead guilty to 4th degree felony and face 18-24 months in jail.
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- Mississippi State -- Homeskillet, 16:42:32 10/11/02 Fri
Joe Lunardi has me fired up already. I want to hack him to little pieces and eat him. Then when I shit him out, I'll make my neighbors fat ass, nasty, dick licking dog eat him and shit him out all over again. He has us slated as a six seed in his first bracketology.
Seeing Joe Jocksniffer's "s" curve made me think about what games we might lose. The games that sprung to mind were Bama, Miss. St., and one in the PNIT. Obviously, we can also lose the shoot out and a couple of conference games. Joe must be counting on us losing all of these.
I don't think we will lose to Mississippi State. As soon as the game was announced, I thought we would win it. The first reaction was based on relative talent, though. I just think we ahve a better team than Miss. St. (who got hot late last year but was otherwise average).
Now I have other reasons for thinking we will beat there asses. First, Mississippi State plays a notoriously easy non-conference schedule. Last year they played one tough team, UC, and lost by thirty. As bad as Xavier's non-conference schedule has seemed on occassion, we ain't got nothing on Mississippi State and this year is no exception. So our guys will be more prepared for a big game earlier in the season.
Another big reason I think we will stomp Miss. St. is that the game is being held in the Garden. By the time we get there for the Miss. St. game, we will hopefully have played two other games at MSG in the PNIT. The Garden is the Mecca of college basketball. There is no place else quite like it. Our guys will have already experienced the sensation of playing there, so our guys should get their heads into the game quicker. Add to that the fact that we play in New York City at a minimum of once every two years, and I think we almost have a home court edge.
Xavier will destroy Mississippi State. I will destroy Joe Lunardi.
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- The Heel is Here! -- PMI2311, 23:41:33 10/10/02 Thu
I find that this site has much more humor and is laid back, unlike the Musketeer Madness board, which is dominated by old farts who like to talk about poor Bob Huggins' heart while they dust off the pins in their pin collection. I like it here.
The Heel.
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- Sung to the Tune of "If I Only Had a Heart." -- TinMan Huggins, 09:33:07 10/10/02 Thu
"I'd recruit more JUCO pests, and wear more skin tight vests, if I only had a heart....
I'd say 'Fuk 'em, really fuk 'em,' probation threats I'd duck 'em, if I only had a heart.....
I would make love to Bob Goin, demand private jets and more coin, if I only had a heart.....
Well, I'd choke in the second round, and add a lot more pounds....if I only had a heart!"
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- Coincidence? -- I hate Snipe, 14:44:05 10/09/02 Wed
Hmmm....some asshole Sniper in Maryland now claims to be God. We've had to deal with that shit for years around X-land.
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- Please tell me your favorite movie. -- SnipeSniperHumboltSnoochesPepbandJesusChrist, 18:45:09 10/10/02 Thu
Mine is Sybil.
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- Band Free Zone -- The Humboldt, 23:06:21 10/08/02 Tue
What is up with the band members coming out of the woodwork on the MM board? It has become a wasteland of roving band members picking fights and agrivating the general public. I am afraid to click the link anymore. It is like my worst nightmare come true.
I tried to warn you guys. We should have taken X-bland out to send a message that band geeks can't hang, but you didn't listen. That big pussy Homeskillet coddled the bland band man, saying that he objected to the Band Free Zone. I guess you reap what you sow, Skillet. Now we have a real problem. Emboldened by the bland band man's defiance, we now have other band members reproducing like rabbits and claiming turf.
At first I thought that Homeskillets words were pure genius. Instead of taking out X-bland '01, why not convert him to the Army of Porn. Surely, if we could convert X-bland, we could convert anyone. Upon seeing his conversion to the dark side, others would surely fall in line, knowing that resistence is futile. But what has Skillet done to prod the bland band man? Nothing.
It is time for a call to arms. X-bland must submit to intensive pornography. Skillet, you are his new drill seargant. I want you to get him on a slow but steady regiment of internet porn. You can start with some bikini sites at first. Every week, you need to report back to us what sites he is visiting, and how much progress you are making.
It is a multiple step process. First he must admit that he has a problem, and that he needs to seek help from a higher power to solve it. That higher power is Porn. Then, he needs to engage in porn consumption to clear his mind. I think we can all remember the first true moment of clarity that we achieved when first viewing porn. Suddenly, all of lifes questions seem trivial, because you already know the answer. In porn, as with beer, we find sustinence, hope, and the life giving nectar of the Gods. Especially lesbian strap on porn. But you have to ease him into it, he isn't ready to go straight to the lipstick lesbians wearing rubber phalluses right off the bat, it could set him back years.
The end game scenario still involves us pitching in some coin to get him a hooker. The porn will prepare him well for that. And I am not talking a high class hooker, I think he needs to drop his virginity on a fat ass white slut. He will be the trailer trash bangin band man when we get through with him. And dipping his wick ain't enough, he needs to do it with some attitude. I envision him emerging from the dirty trailer with a smoke out of the side of his mouth and a smile on his face. To graduate he will have to have slapped her ass Taliban style, rode her hard, and treated her like the pig that she is.
I think we can do this. If we can turn X-bland '01 to the dark side of porn, our goal of world domination will surely be within reach.
Mr. Skillet, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to start X-Band off on the road to enlightment. Unless we do something about the band problem now, it will only get worse. Ignoring it has already cost us precious time. It is the same way with Sadaam. Do you want to sit back and let him develop weapons of mass distruction? George Bush could have just as easily been speaking about the bland band man. If we wait until the whole cyber world is crawling with band geeks, what bandwidth will be left for those who wish to consume internet pornography? Some cyber convention of band geeks will bog down the lines and next thing you know, your midget gangbang downloads will be unavailable because the servers are too busy. Let's face it, our whole way of life is at stake, and the Army of Porn lies in the balance.
Our next move is crucial. Call me a porn hawk if you will, but I believe that drastic action is needed.
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- Another bad rookie who can't write a lick -- Dustin Dow's English Teacher, 11:01:04 10/08/02 Tue
"Coincidently, Caudle didn't play last year because he was academically ineligible as a freshman."
Caudle didn't play last year, he was academically ineligible as a freshman. These are not two random events that appear related, you have a direct cause and effect.
Dustin Dow can suck the slush cunt of an overworked crack whore. Band reporters and band geeks can't hang.
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- Cintas Center - What can be done? -- BP, 10:10:58 10/01/02 Tue
Ever since X moved the home games into the Cintas center, the crowd noise has dropped about 20 decibels. I've heard many reasons given for this. New snobby rich fans in the best seats that are there to be seen, not heard. The lower bowl is much brighter than the lower bowl at the Gardens. Chief Couch busts anyone who so much as throws an empty cup in excitement.
So assuming none of these things change, is there any way to get some of the gardens excitement back? Should the Kahn's crazies launch processed meat out of a cannon after every basket? How 'bout we get UC's cannon they use for football, and fire that thing off after every basket.
Does anyone have any better ideas?
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- It is the lighting and the more expensive seats. You get rich alums that are in the "Who's Who", who know the other rich alums. The place is so well lit that if you had too many beers and started going off on the refs your doctor, lawyer, or accountant might see you. It is peer pressure in a bad way. On the bright side, those people paid for the Cintas Center, and it helps the school. I say turn down the lights, let them out of their shells. (NT) -- Sniper, 11:00:30 10/01/02 Tue
- I think that instead of having everyone stand and clap until Xavier scores its first point(s), they should have everyone stand and clap until they score 70 points. Also, we probably need more mascots. I think that having a mere two mascots (blob and frenchy) leaves us woefully short of the optimum of 9. (NT) -- XU Fan, 13:05:41 10/01/02 Tue
- I have never favored that idea either for two reasons. First because, as you say, it can put pressure on the offense if they miss a couple early shots. Secondly it makes the silence that occurs for the rest of the half that much more noticeable. It is only when a game is closely contested that the crowd becomes loud. (NT) -- XU Fan, 13:45:57 10/01/02 Tue
- Maybe if we all had to take a big swig of beer each time we scored a point that would loosen up the crowd and they would become more vocal. I am sure that Snipe has already adopted this practice, as have I. (NT) -- XU Fan, 13:50:00 10/01/02 Tue
- Wow. Imagine that. A Xavier basketball-related thread on a "Xavier basketball" msg board. Of course, it quickly denegrated into non-basketball crap, but hey, what are you gonna do? By the way, I killed Chandra Levy. (NT) -- Donald Little, 23:18:04 10/01/02 Tue
- What about one flashback game a year - played at the Gardens? It could be a 'neutral site game.' (NT) -- Mastermind, 02:30:38 10/02/02 Wed
- The games need hot chicks in skimpy uniforms, dancing and giving old alums woodies. I realize XU might need to hire these chicks from outside the XU community, but it needs to be done. No more Omega Moo's. (NT) -- xuwetback, 09:10:18 10/03/02 Thu
- The Kahn's Krazies should fire their processed pork ordnance and the flabby dance team while they dance during timeouts. (NT) -- XU Fan, 16:39:33 10/03/02 Thu
- I think we should have a contest at half time to "guess the weight of the xavier cheerleader". The first person within fifty pounds wins. (NT) -- Lloyd Price (bored but staying out of trouble for once), 08:19:26 10/07/02 Mon
- Donald Little -- Sniper, 10:57:26 10/01/02 Tue
Today the Enquirer reported that Little wouldn't be back. That is about 5 months after they kicked him off the program "for good". It is funny that it is still newsworthy, because everyone knows that UC would have taken him back had they had a chance. I hope the guy does hard time.
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- The world's greatest politician lives in Sweden. Dude's got more raunch in his little finger than Bill Clinton had in his, um, other little finger. -- Homeskillet, 14:51:00 10/01/02 Tue
Hey, hey it's Swedish Saturday porn
A politician running for a seat in Sweden's parliament has called for pornography to be broadcast on television all-day every Saturday to help boost the population, and thereby the economy.
Teres Kirpikli, a Christian Democratic Party candidate, says pornography is the best way to get couples to have more sex and procreate.
She wants erotica and porn on television every Saturday, all day, so people would feel like having more sex.
But her proposal does not have the full backing of her party, with the head of the women's association saying she wants to abolish pornography altogether.
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- Lew Hirt Society discusses their sex organs -- Homeskillet, 14:27:11 10/01/02 Tue
Sept. 13
— LEICESTER, England (Reuters) - Sex was first recognized in the fossil records more than 500 million years ago and the oldest known penis is about 100 million years old, a conference heard on Friday.
It belongs to an ostracod, an early crustacean related to crabs, shrimps and water fleas, and was found in a fossil sample unearthed in Brazil.
"To my knowledge it is the oldest penis. I don't know of any older," Professor David Siveter, of the University of Leicester, told the British Association science conference.
Dinosaurs were around 100 million years ago but the only known dinosaur fossils are of bones, not soft tissue.
In fact the ostracod fossil had not one penis but two.
Siveter, an expert in paleontology, believes ostracods are very sexy animals because they have the second longest sperm in the animal kingdom. A one millimeter ostracod can produce a single sperm 10 millimeters long.
"An ostracod has the longest sperm to body ratio of any animal known to man, so clearly it has to have special equipment to deal with the sperm. It doesn't have one penis, it has two. We found the two penises in a 100 million year old fossil," he said.
By studying gender and sexuality and how far it goes back in the fossil record, Siveter said scientists can learn more about how animal reproduction evolved and behavioral traits.
In a separate presentation, Professor Scott Sampson of the University of Utah Museum of Natural History in the United States said that dinosaurs probably used their enormous horns, pikes, plates and crests to attract the opposite sex, in a similar way that peacocks use their colorful array of feathers.
Some of the appendages were used as weapons but Sampson said others were simply not strong enough to be useful against an enemy and like deer or antelope they used the horns to impress potential mates.
"I think the evidence is quite strong that dinosaurs did too," he said.
I AM JEALOUS OF AN OSTRACOD, FOR I HAVE BUT ONE PENIS AND MY SPERM IS NOT TEN TIMES LONGER THAN MY BODY.
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- My response -- Pablo, 18:37:02 09/29/02 Sun
I just got back from a weekend trip and I open my computer to this crap. I am sorry I am not like all the rest of you computer geeks and dorks and spend every waking moment on the computer. I deleted the Huggins comments as soon as I saw them.
I would like to share my thoughts on this matter and how people responded; First off to Jaxbearcat /xubrew /Dayton Flyer/Xband and anyone else that posted negative things about me - go fuck yourself. I did not write any of the crap that was posted nor do I have control over the people that come to this site, I am merely the keeper of the shop. I do not agree with what was posted but all of you people have no problem calling me to the carpet for something that I have no control over. I deleted the posts as soon as I saw them, I don’t have other moderators simply because this board usually does not get enough traffic to warrant that – nor do I share my password lest my board gets hacked like Gary’s.
To Jax – I have had no problem with you, I do have a problem having you come to this board and complain about my lack of attention and threaten to ban me from your message board. If you were a regular viewer of my board, you maybe would have noticed the Homosexual picture that a UC poster put on my board this past week. Did I go to the UC board and complain and threaten to ban people? No – I shook my head with disgust and deleted. But Jax comes here and complains and is outraged – did he say anything about another common topic from UC fans that post on my board – the sexual assault and activities of a seventy-year-old female nun. Very classy to discuss the rape of an elderly religious woman. Or another topic is the sexual assault of a former XU ball player that is currently in prison, classy once again. I also like the seventeen different viruses that UC posters have tried to send to my email account set up for this board. Yet I don’t complain on your board.
To X-Band – don’t threaten me period. Don’t email unasked for advice about how I should run my board and don’t threaten to not link to this board from you’re A-10 board. Unlike you I actually leave the house nor do I spend every waking hour on the boards responding to each and every post.
To XuBrew – I don’t need your crap or sarcasm; I got rid of it when I saw the posts.
To anyone that has a problem with me – I don’t care, I did nothing wrong other than have a life outside of this Xavier message board, obviously most of you people don’t.
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- Wasp Pee -- Snipe, 10:24:39 09/25/02 Wed
Wasp Pee hasn't been hanging around ever since he was exposed as Muskieman. Muskieman reads this board, and if it wasn't Muskieman, I am sure he would have commented. He did make a comment about it to X-bland '01 on the women's board. Check that out, it is a pathetic attempt to cover his own tracks. He is such a sly fox. All evidence now points to the fact that Wasp Pee is Muskieman, and that he is the one who tried to defend the Bland Band Man.
You are either with us or against us, and Muskieman has picked the wrong side of battle. Muskieman and X-bland are both mindless idiots who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
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- The muskieman posts on the women's board are classic. Even the band man wouldn't really give him the time of day, except when they started bantering about women's volleyball. They are both season ticket holders. Now that's devotion, or just plain weird. (NT) -- Homeskillet, 11:01:39 09/25/02 Wed
- Why would anyone even visit the women's board? I didn't even know there was one still going. I never could stand the frickin women's 'updates.' (NT) -- REF, 12:20:08 09/25/02 Wed
- Even hiding behind a stupid fake name, I still give Muskieman a bit of credit for taking a stand against a real asshole like myself. Muskieman is a goofball, a jocksniffer, and a general goober, but he sticks to what he knows. He gets excited about the summer league, and writes stories about it. He is no literary genius, but I'd rather read muskieman than Cigar Boy any day of the week. My Jihad remains against the Bland Man. Muskieman's objections have been noted. (NT) -- BP, 12:51:31 09/25/02 Wed
- I am the real X-Man. (NT) -- Loohooosers, 14:39:20 09/25/02 Wed
- Muskieman posted: "they are making noise that I am posting as a person named Wasp Pee. Maybe someone in my office has logged onto the board or maybe they are just trying to get me to post. Either way I could care less." So someone at his office found Pablo's board (not always easy), then posted the same drivel muskieman would to frame him on a board? Alternatively, I want muskieman to know that I don't want him to post ever again. He cares less? Then why is bitching about it on a women's board? I've seen a lot of douchebags, but this guy is the most full of pussy crumbs. (NT) -- Homeskillet, 15:06:23 09/25/02 Wed
- I knew I hated the french -- BP, 14:30:10 09/27/02 Fri
U.N. backs 'dwarf-tossing' ban
Friday, September 27, 2002 Posted: 8:28 AM EDT (1228 GMT)
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GENEVA, Switzerland -- A French ban on the controversial practice of "dwarf-tossing" has been upheld by the U.N. Human Rights Committee.
Manuel Wackenheim began his fight in 1995 after the French ban meant he could no longer earn a living being thrown around discotheques and nightclubs by burly men.
But on Friday, Wackenheim -- who measures 1.14 metres (3 feet 10 inches) -- lost his case when the U.N. human rights body ruled the need to protect human dignity was paramount.
In a statement, the U.N. Human Rights Committee said it was satisfied "the ban on dwarf-tossing was not abusive but necessary in order to protect public order, including considerations of human dignity."
The committee also said the ban "did not amount to prohibited discrimination."
The pastime, imported from the United States and Australia in the 1980s, consists of people throwing tiny stuntmen as far as possible, usually in a bar or discotheque.
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- Woo Hoo -- BP, 17:35:43 09/26/02 Thu
It's been far too long since I've seen this, and it makes me so happy, so here:
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- Offbeat News -- French Tickler, 15:21:26 09/26/02 Thu
Offbeat News
Thursday, Sept. 26, 2002
'Rampant Rabbit' Sex Toys Recalled in Safety Scare
LONDON (Reuters) - A rabbit-eared sex toy was recalled on Thursday by British retailer Ann Summers out of concern it could cause injury to an unsuspecting user. The lingerie and sex toy chain said a batch of about 150,000 of the top-selling "Rampant Rabbit" vibrators were found to have defective seals that might allow the spillage of tiny beads contained in the shaft.
The firm warned in newspaper advertisements and on its Web Site it was recalling those vibrators sold between May and September 2002 "in the interest of public safety." "It is a precaution -- the chances of anything going wrong with it are actually minuscule," Ann Summers spokeswoman Rebecca Franklin told Reuters. She said the company checked its stocks after a customer wrote to say she was unhappy with the quality of the seven-inch device, which contains pearly colored beads and is topped with two attachments resembling rabbit ears. The Rampant Rabbit has been flying off store shelves since a character praised it in the hit U.S. television series "Sex and City."
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- MM Poster Word association -- Fat Bastard, 19:46:18 09/20/02 Fri
OK, let's play a little MM poster word association. Give me a short description that pops in your head when I say:
1. X-Band
2. Gary Griffin
3. muskieman
4. Snipe
5. Homeskillet
6. OneMusketeer
7. Bearcrapper
8. BP
9. Pablo
Enjoy.
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- 1. Virgin, 2.Irrelevant, 3.IT GEEK, 4.Hacked Gary's board - I know it, 5, Tennessee Trash, 6.Who is that? 7. Who cares, 8. Too legit to quit 9.Wants Carrot Top Dead -- Randy Watson (That Boy Is Good), 01:29:58 09/21/02 Sat
- 1. Wrathworthy 2. Valetudinarianism 3. Kevorkian 4. Board hacker 5. Anheuser-Busch Stock Stability 6. Two faced 7. In the woods 8. Too faced 9. Anthropophagus (NT) -- BP, 10:35:35 09/21/02 Sat
- 1. Horatio Hornblower; 2. Kindergarden Cop; 3. Internet Journalist; 4. HumongoHead; 5. Porn guru; 6. 1muskie (only Snipe calls him that); 7. Rimjobber; 8. Dwarf fucker; 9. A phat ass pimp for some fat ass slot. (NT) -- Homeskillet, 14:24:12 09/23/02 Mon
- 1. Shish Boom Bah!. 2. He's old. 3. X-Band's father?. 4. Xavier verison of BP. 5. Otis the town drunk. 6. Seems alright. 7. Huggins ran over his dog. 8. Miami verison of Snipe. 9. Sex drugs and rock n roll (NT) -- My 2 cents, 09:27:20 09/24/02 Tue
- 1) Bland Band Man 2) Board Hackee 3) Jock Sniffing Half-Wit 4) Legend In his own mind 5) The Anointed one 6) Idiot 7) Shows Promise 8) Midget Molester 9) Ruthless Drug Lord (NT) -- Sniper, 15:42:01 09/25/02 Wed
- Picture caption contest -- The Reds paying tribute to Huggs' Thugs, 19:35:56 09/15/02 Sun
"OK, you bend over and pretend to be Donald Little, and I'll be Dontonio Wingfield and suck on your dangling nuts."
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- I be a glad I gots a GED, and now I goin back to ugzavier and get a cupcake degree. Pay your fee and get your B at ugzavier of the NIT. Please pass the soap. -- Lloyd Price ( typical ugzavier student athlete), 07:28:47 09/25/02 Wed
Hey Big O, when yous going to come back for a conjugal visit?
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- Want to write about Xavier Hoops? -- Shawn, 03:42:55 09/21/02 Sat
Hi, I'm the webmaster of Collegehoopsnet.com. We're looking for Xavier basketball fans to write weekly or monthly articles about the team for our site.
We're a national college basketball site, that features interviews from D1-3 Players & Coaches, along with fan commentary, and recruiting news. Check out the site, and let me know if you're interested.
Shawn Siegel
http://www.collegehoopsnet.com
thelifeofdude@aol.com
ps- if you'd like to write about another team or conference, let me know in your e-mail. Thanks
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- X-Bands latest UC board post (notice that he has posted 41 times) Anyone vote for banning? -- Pablo, 23:32:58 09/22/02 Sun
X-band_01
Recruit
School: Other
Joined: 2002/4/13
Posts: 41
Of all the Saturdays...
...to be stuck in an office at work, this is not one you would hope for.
UC put together one hell of an effort, and if not for a couple of dropped balls on the final series, this board would be singing a completely different tune.
One thing is for certain - if the Bearcats could play as well as they did yesterday on a more consistent basis, there's no telling how well they'd do in C-USA this year.
It was another learning experience for Gino and crew - as heartbreaking as that game must have been, games like Southern Miss and Louisville are more important. Good luck the rest of the way.
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- If ya'll really a cartel ya'll can send me some dope. -- Kevin Fried (hello? This the jail? I wanna make a reservation...(kevin fried), 18:33:08 09/21/02 Sat
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- Take it easy on X-band -- Chico, 10:52:54 09/19/02 Thu
My feeling is this. X-band needs a new image, and we, the loyal Xavier faithful, should help him acheive this. The first step in helping X-band (no, hiring a hooker would only hurt hte poor woman chosen to help) is to change is moniker. It has worked wonders for others - Joey Belle, Cassius Clay, Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs - so why not for the band man. Towards this end, I have thought of a few suggestions:
E Street
Little River
The Artist Formerly Known as X-Band
Pauley Shore
Ishmael
Snake Pliskin
and, my personal favorite, Lucas02 (after the character brilliantly played by one of the Corey's)
He needs our help. Any other nominations would be appreciated. It could culminate in a vote to be held at the band camp of his choosing. Thank you for your consideration.
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- I am all for the rebuilding of the Band Boy. However, I think you have overlooked the value of the prostitute. Who cares what sort of psychological scars we leave behind on this woman. A wise man once said, "I don't pay hookers so they'll sleep with me, I pay them so they'll leave after they sleep with me". Turn the boy into a man, and the rest is easy. Other name suggestions: Jay-Stee, The Brass Flamingo, Rudy, Oun Som Ped, ubergoo, Iahpsphm, Taliband. (NT) -- BP, 11:58:55 09/19/02 Thu
- I knew I liked this chick -- Homeskillet, 16:00:18 09/19/02 Thu
Britney turned on by lesbian porn
Pop star gets tight with sultry adult-movie queen
EXHAUSTED pop princess Britney Spears loves watching lesbian pornographic videos and is a good friend of one of the stars, say friends.
She has befriended Jenna Jameson, a sultry porn actress who "swings both ways" on screen.
And in June, 21-year-old Spears, who is now taking a prolonged rest from show business, amazed people at Club Spin in Miami Beach, Florida, by turning up at an after-hours party thrown by porn producers Vivid Entertainment. They put out such titillating titles as On Her Back, Where The Boys Aren't, She Town and Blonde on Blonde.
An insider told the US magazine Globe: "Britney was surrounded by porn stars. They partied till the wee hours."
A friend confided: "Britney isn't the goody-two-shoes everybody thinks she is. She loves to watch porn and has her own personal collection of hot sex videos.
"Britney has an interest in all kinds of pornography.
"She is particularly taken with lesbian sex, ever since she had someone rent an all-girl video for her. She and her friends watched it together and Britney is absolutely fascinated."
The friend revealed that Spears and her friends rent raunchy movies from a store in California, near her new home.
The blonde star and her former lover, Justin Timberlake, once lived together in the multimillion-dollar mansion. A few weeks later, Spears and the 'NSync star split up, leaving her heartbroken. She had said she would remain a virgin until she married Timberlake.
She is rumoured to be dating wannabe singer Marc Terenzi.
Now Spears is consoling herself with a bizarre new friendship. She is said to be fascinated by 27-year-old Jameson, who Rolling Stone magazine says "put the star in porn star".
Jameson is famous for her sizzling lesbian scenes. A friend said: "Britney is a real fan and loves watching Jenna's videos. Jenna was really flattered, and she and Britney have become great pals."
Jameson's fiancé, Jay Sterling, declared: "There is a definite attraction between them."
He said his bride-to-be would love to perform with the pop star in a movie.
An insider explained: "I think Jenna is attracted to Britney because she always wanted to be in the music business.
"By the same token, Britney likes Jenna because she is in the porn business. She has had a thing about porn for a long time."
Jameson was given a special backstage pass to see Spears in concert in Phoenix, Arizona, on June 12. Two weeks later, she appeared at the opening of Spears's posh New York restaurant, Nyla.
Earlier this year, Spears cavorted for a night in Amsterdam's red-light district. A witness reported: "She and her friends checked out stores that sold porno stuff.
"Then she and her friends convinced the manager at the bar Fat City to keep it open after hours so she and her pals could come in and enjoy the party atmosphere.
"People were smoking pot - which is legal there - and men were walking into cathouses right next to the bar. Britney really seemed to be enjoying herself."
Spears's career is faltering, according to music insiders. Merchandise sales at her concerts have gone down. And her latest album, Britney, is doing about half as well as her previous one, Oops, I Did It Again.
THE ARMY OF PORN MARCHES ON!!
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- Did you see, where you there???` -- Pablo, 09:47:35 09/20/02 Fri
Did everybody see the video of the drunken louts that charged the field at Commisky and clocked the first base coach? And then got the holy snot beat out of them by the entire KC team... What makes people do that? What makes people take off their shirt at a ball game for that matter? Or face paint? Turns out it was father son bonding night - I am glad that the first base coach is ok, but it confirms my feelings that I could watch sporting fights all day long.
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- Done with Wasp Pee -- BP, 10:18:46 09/19/02 Thu
I admit it, I'm done. I only had so much 3rd grade "I know you are, but what am I" in me. My friend, the puddle of Protestant urine, has shown far more capacity for the inane. I tried to stoop to his level, by I could feel myself getting dumber by the minute.
So you can fire away, Piss Boy, I'm done.
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- X-band prison terms -- Homeskillet, 14:53:08 09/17/02 Tue
A couple of weeks back I posted a list of prison nicknames for several of the regular posters to the board. X-Band '01 (a.k.a. Ass Mangler) has taken a lot of heat here lately, so I decided to go a step farther for him. Therefore, X-band, if you ever wind up in prison, and you here people saying these things about you, here are the definitions:
"Waterhead" refers to an inept inamte, someone who does not fit in and is not repected.
"Chester" means a child molester.
A "cheese eater" is an informant.
A "cathcher" is someone who is sexually passive or submissive and, therefore, often victimized.
"Monkey Mouth" means a prisoner who speaks constantly about nothing substantial or valid.
A "tree jumper" is a person convicted of a sex crime against a minor.
Obviously, X-band, if you are ever in prison and here someone use one of the above terms, you can rest assured they are talking about you. Also, X-band, be aware of the following terms as well:
"Boof" is contraband stored in the rectum (you will be asked to supply this).
A "booty check" is a rectal search (for when you are carrying the "boof").
And a "code 21" is maturbation (the only pleasure you will have in there, unless you enjoy the gang, anal rapes).
So X-band, or Ass Mangler, or Monkey Mouth, while these other guys might gang up on you (at least it's not prison style), never doubt that you have the support of homeskillet. If you know these terms before going in, you'll be all the more prepared for what might happen. Of course, I hope you never wind up in prison, but watch out for these terms anyway.
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- Beware all people who will compete for the bounty on the Sprinkler Dork - atomic Wedgie contest... -- Pablo, 00:24:19 08/26/02 Mon
Bucks man to stand trial in shooting over 'wedgie'
Associated Press
A Bucks County man accused of trying to kill a friend who had given him a "wedgie" during a Phish concert will stand trial, a judge ruled.
Daniel Strouss, 19, of Richboro, held a grudge for months before shooting his friend, 19-year-old Eric Kassoway of Langhorne, with a 9mm gun on June 12, authorities said.
Strouss was attending the concert about a year ago when Kassoway sneaked up behind him and yanked up his underwear, according to testimony at a hearing yesterday.
On the night of the shooting, Strouss drove to Kassoway's home and waited until Kassoway came home, then shot him in the arm and leg, authorities said. Kassoway nearly died from loss of blood.
Strouss then drove home and hid the gun under the deck at his parents' home in Richboro, police said.
Strouss' attorney, Al Cepparulo, said he did not dispute the prosecution's version of events.
"This is a tragedy for the victim. All I can say is my client is going through therapy," he said.
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- IP Trace -- The Hack, 16:09:07 09/19/02 Thu
I don't know if you guys care about these kind of things, but the IP Trace for Wasp Pee is the same as IP Trace for muskieman. Hope that helps.
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- Yet another classy UC recruit -- Pablo, 15:47:50 09/18/02 Wed
Bearcats get verbal commitment from Whaley
Sept. 18, 2002
By Dan Wetzel
SportsLine.com Senior Writer
TellDan your opinion!
Robert Whaley, the once troubled 6-foot-9 high school prodigy who developed into a first-team junior college All-American last season, verbally committed to Cincinnati on Tuesday.
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"He committed (Tuesday) night," said Ryan Wolf, his coach at Barton County (Kan.) CC.
As a high school sophomore and junior in Benton Harbor, Mich., Whaley was considered the nation's No. 1 player.
But his game sagged and his future turned bleak during his senior year due to substance abuse problems and a charge of criminal sexual conduct with a 13-year-old girl.
After wiping out his senior season and costing him a scholarship at Missouri, Whaley's trial ended with a hung jury. Berrien (Mich.) County prosecutors declined to press further charges, leaving the teenager a free man.
Whaley enrolled at Barton County, a junior college powerhouse where his game again soared and maybe most importantly he steered clear of any major trouble. He averaged 19 points and seven rebounds per game last season and earned NJCAA All-America honors despite being just a freshman.
In choosing Cincinnati, Whaley has assured everyone involved he will not declare for the NBA Draft next spring. His physical gifts make him an exciting prospect, but he seems convinced he could use at least one season under demanding Bearcats coach Bob Huggins.
Whaley should be the nation's top JC player this season. Unless Akron, Ohio swingman LeBron James shocks everyone and attends college, Whaley should be considered nation's the top recruit, whether from high school or junior college, going into the 2003-04 season.
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- The Wasp Pee situation -- Pablo, 13:20:05 09/18/02 Wed
I don't agree with the posting of real peoples names, also I believe that it is BJUNKLFKR from the UC board, he uses Pablum in his posting on the UC board.
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- Woman, who nearly froze, sues city -- BP, 17:36:21 09/16/02 Mon
Canadian Press
Monday, September 16, 2002
A Winnipeg woman who nearly froze to death after a night of drinking is suing the city, emergency personnel and the taxi driver who dropped her at home.
Kim Simon has undergone several skin grafts, has lost one finger and has severe nerve damage in her right leg after spending seven hours in the cold last January.
Simon was out with friends when she had several beers and passed out in the cab on the way home.
Six emergency personnel were called to the home by the cab driver and they helped the woman out of the cab.
But she was later found outside with her pants pulled down, her winter jacket open and a cut on her lip. It is believed that even a 23 year old virgin whose biggest claim to fame is membership in a small school pep band could have scored with this woman.
The woman claims that emergency personnel and the taxi driver should have made sure Simon was safely inside her house before leaving.
The defendants have 20 days to file a defence.
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- New Caption contest picture - or is one really needed? -- Pablo, 10:44:26 09/13/02 Fri
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- These are Gary's sons which he had with his sister! (NT) -- MANWHORE, 10:54:17 09/13/02 Fri
- "Keep your hands up on D...ahh forget it." (NT) -- THE TRUTH, 10:56:43 09/13/02 Fri
- It's gotta be da shoes! (NT) -- Minnie Me, 11:01:54 09/13/02 Fri
- "Does this haircut make me look short? (NT) -- THE TRUTH, 11:06:28 09/13/02 Fri
- Mini-me, meet mini-knee (NT) -- BP, 11:13:39 09/13/02 Fri
- "Homeskillet walks on to the midget pro league team in Nashville so he can have an in with the midget cheerleaders" (NT) -- Homeskillet, 12:50:26 09/13/02 Fri
- If you keep guarding me close, I'm kneeing you in the balls. (NT) -- Awayskillet, 01:57:35 09/14/02 Sat
- Spotlight on Ugzavier recruits from rivals.com (NT) -- Who cares, 09:14:03 09/14/02 Sat
- Snipe vs BP....maybe they are not identical twins after all! BP looks like the smaller one. (NT) -- Wasp Pee, 18:26:04 09/14/02 Sat
- Holy shit, is that a shot clock in your shorts or are you just happy to see me? (NT) -- The little dude in yellow, 19:24:57 09/15/02 Sun
- Hey Demarr, I see a parking spot right over there. Hurry before someone else gets it. -- Christopher Reeves, 21:59:57 09/16/02 Mon
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- Snipe's Mississippi cousin needs our help -- Homeskillet, 15:09:07 09/16/02 Mon
Man had sex with horse while high on ecstasy
A Mississippi man has been jailed for 18 months for having sex with a horse while high on ecstasy.
Carl Patrick Brown was caught on video surveillance cameras set up by a farmer who suspected trespassers kept invading his barn.
The farmer previously found buckets and stools out of place and once found the chestnut mare tied to a post.
The 30-year-old from Gulfport admitted having sexual intercourse with a horse at Harrison County Court.
He must register as a sex offender on release from prison because the offence is considered a sex crime in Mississippi.
The Sun Herald reports Circuit Judge Jerry O Terry ordered Brown to avoid any future contact with the horse, which is stabled in Pass Christian.
Prosecutors say sex crimes involving animals are uncommon in the region. Assistant District Attorney John Gargiulo added: "This is truly a crime against nature."
Story filed: 13:23 Friday 16th August 2002
HOMESKILLET'S FAVORITE LINE? "THIS IS TRULY A CRIME AGAINST NATURE."
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- Picture Caption Contest -- The Truth, 08:01:39 09/13/02 Fri
Someone pointed out in a previous post that basketball season is still a good month away. Like the battle I fight every morning watching the clock and waiting for it to hit 8:30 so I can start drinking without feeling guilty, this month will go very slow.
The Jesuit educated basketball fans on this board have demonstrated in the past that when challenged they can be quite creative and funny. The “Separated at Birth” threads have been some of the funniest and most read of all time. To help kill the time I thought I would put up a few pictures and we could all try and put up captions similar to what they do in Maxim magazine or what Letterman does on his show. I will try and keep the pictures basketball related, so as not to ruffle any feathers of board members that would rather see the posts only covering topics like defensive sets, RPI comparisons and the reason that wood wind instruments are superior to brass instruments.
I also nominate Gary to give cash prizes to the winner of each weeks contest.
I will start it off with a picture from the highly debated Coles/Cigar Chump article posted earlier today.
I will set the bar with:
"Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either."
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- Yes X-Band - you actually grab the girl's Ta-Ta's - just like this... no reason to be afraid son - let Papa show you how to do it (NT) -- Pablo, 08:02:22 09/13/02 Fri
- After a week in Lloyd's cell my rectum felt like it was THIS BIG. (NT) -- inmate 736998, 08:06:59 09/13/02 Fri
- "So Huggins sends in this picture to ratmypoo.com. I swear it must of been this big! That fat man is real challange to our sewage system." (NT) -- MO LESTER, 09:14:39 09/13/02 Fri
- Everybody knows the bitches here in Oxford are hot as hell, but I can't get me no play. My balls is about this big right now. It's killin' me! (NT) -- Coach Charlie Coles, 09:48:15 09/13/02 Fri
- No, Coach, the guy with the camera frames the picture, but thanks for your help." (NT) -- gmgxu72, 10:27:35 09/13/02 Fri
- I tell you man, that spliff was this big. This f'ing big, man. Where are the Doritos? (NT) -- BP, 11:10:18 09/13/02 Fri
- I recruited Wally because he had the ass of a four year old boy. (NT) -- NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!, 11:24:09 09/13/02 Fri
- "My wife's snatch was this wide after Homeskillet got through with her." (NT) -- Homeskillet, 12:54:44 09/13/02 Fri
- Gary is a Pussy! -- MANWHORE, 16:19:10 09/12/02 Thu
Oh Gary, you are such a Pussy! Cut the crap and do away with this 'password' 'login' crap on your damn board. How am I supposed to make fun of you? You are such a loser!
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- Snapshot: Lenny Brown vs. Lionel Chalmers -- Snipe, 13:02:39 09/05/02 Thu
Lenny Brown was a soph in 95-96. It was his second year as a starter. Here are some of his stats:
FG% 42.6%
3 Pt FG% 33.7%
FT% 70%
Rebounds 3.8
PPG 15.6
Assists 3.5
Lionel "L-Train" Chalmers was a soph last year. It was his first year as a starter, though he had significant minutes the year before. Here are some of his stats:
FG% 42.1%
3 Pt FG% 35.1%
FT% 71.9%
Rebounds 3.4
PPG 12
Assists 4.2
To me, these numbers look very similar. The two players played with different players, different coaches, and different systems. Brown didn't have West and Sato, but Posey and Williams were excellent players. Brown's team was probably more high octane, and he was probably counted on to do more of the scoring than would be expected of LC. Another obvious point is that LC has played point, and that Brown only played point to spell Lumpkin.
I don't know what you guys think, but I think that Lionel Chalmers is by far the most overlooked player on this roster. Lenny Brown was a great ball player for us, and it looks to me that LC could be as good or even better.
The biggest reason for our success may not be David West or Romain Sato. Those guys are known players. They are both on the Wooden list. The biggest reason for our Final Four run may well be the coming out year for one Lionel Chalmers. Scouts coming to games to rate Sato and West may well being saying who in the hell is that guy to each other in the stands.
They say the point guard is the most important position on the court. The biggest game we ever won was the Sweet 16. Despite the twin NBA towers of Hill and Strong, Jumpin Jamal Walker was the game MVP.
Lionel will split the point with Finn, and also slide over to play some 2 guard. His contribution to this team is critical to our Final Four run. LC is going to come up big, and I am talking huge. Do not deny the L-Train.
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- I agree with your solid analyses. I love how Lenny sunk UC with the infamous shot & how LC sunk Toledo with his last second beauty. Lenny will alway be a favorite of mine. Yet, I think LC plays more "in control" and will lead us to the elite 8. I wonder what LB & LC similar turnover ratios were/are? (NT) -- NO JUSTCE! NO PEACE!, 13:45:10 09/05/02 Thu
- I think your points are strong. In your reply you mentioned what I was wondering: turnovers. My only gripe with LC is that he isn't really much of a point guard. I think of him as a 1.5 guard. He is a point guard who seems to think his role is to score. And I will not be overly critical of him, becuase it is his scoring that is easily his best asset. I would prefer to see more assists and less turnovers, even if it meant he didn't score quite as much. (NT) -- XU Fan, 14:23:41 09/05/02 Thu
- Are you the same guy that doted on Young as the next phenom? Take a position and stick with it. At the end of the year, you'll be saying 'I told you so' regardless of who carries them. (NT) -- DonalD, 13:52:40 09/06/02 Fri
- Lenny and Lionel have very similar games. I think that Lionel is quicker though, and will end up a better shooter. I think that he has more upside. Lenny Brown was a hell of a player though. He was a gamer. That is what I like about both of them. (NT) -- Holden Wilson, 18:56:37 09/06/02 Fri
- Mugshot....Lenny Brown vs Lloyd Price (NT) -- Simon Lease, 08:05:30 09/09/02 Mon
- Waaaaaaaghghghhhhhhhhhhhh! Mommy! Why does everyone think X fans are whingers? (NT) -- Hush, now. It's easy; we are., 07:04:10 09/10/02 Tue
- When Lenny Brown played, the A-10 was stronger. Lionel is playing against poorer competition. Lenny was more of a threat. (NT) -- xukeith, 22:31:29 09/11/02 Wed
- When Lenny Brown played, the A-10 was stronger. Lionel is playing against poorer competition. Lenny was more of a threat. (NT) -- xukeith, 22:31:30 09/11/02 Wed
- A whinger is a British term, properly spelled, that means a whiner. Will depart for smackville. (NT) -- Thad, 08:00:17 09/12/02 Thu
- Where in the world is.........? -- THE TRUTH, 22:39:56 09/11/02 Wed
Where in the hell has the skillet been?
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
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- Time to remember - -- Pablo, 11:52:55 09/11/02 Wed
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- Take a moment...and remember -- jaxalum, 20:25:38 09/09/02 Mon
An American
The following was said to be written by a dentist in Australia.
An American
"You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So I just thought I would write to let them know what an American is, so they would know when they found one.
An American is English, French, Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Australian, Iranian, Asian, Arab, Pakistani, or Afghan. An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.
An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each man and woman to the pursuit of happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan. The best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes.
Americans welcome the best, but they also welcome the least. The national symbol of America welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America. Some of them were working in the Twin Towers in the morning of September 11, earning a better life for their families. [I've been told that the people in the Towers were from at least 30, and maybe many more, other countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.]
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.
So look around you. You may find more Americans in your land than you thought were there. One day they will rise up and overthrow the old, ignorant, tired tyrants that trouble too many lands. Then those lands, too, will join the community of free and prosperous nations. And America will welcome them!
Pass this around the World!
GOD BLESS OUR WONDERFUL NATION
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- Some of you need to grow up -- Voice of reason, 22:45:04 09/05/02 Thu
OK, I know I'll get slammed for posting this but whatever. No big deal. I just would like to know why all the venom directed at X-Band. And beyond that, why get all bent out of shape because of a fellow X fan and his passion for the school? In short, grow the fuk up. Most of you are in your late 20s and 30s, right? And you're telling X-Band to go get laid or get a hobby? Look in the mirror. I mean damn, it's just an Internet msg board. You get pissed b/c X-Band posts something about the women's team? God, get over it. I hate to say it, but this is an example of why UC fans call us arrogant pricks. We can't even get along with each other. When I was at Xavier we had this shit all the time. Immature people who would just belligerently attack people for some stupid reason. X-Band is a huge Xavier fan. What the hell's wrong with that? I know most of you are here to just have a little fun and that's cool, but getting all worked up over someone posting on a message board is pretty stupid. I'm not so much advocating X-Band or coming to his defense; it's more of my displeasure with some of the stupidity I see on this board and others. We jump all over "Duke Fan" for being a belligerent moron but then turn around and pounce on a fellow X fan because he was in the band and posts a lot. Big f'in' deal. Get over it. Grow up. That's all. Sorry to be a wet blanket, but I thought it crossed the line from fun to outright immature and cruel. Live and let live. Have a little fun but don't act like an 8-yr-old in the process. Peace.
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- First of all if you are going to light people up - you should have the balls to post your monniker, second - X-Band is a big boy - it is cute that you are coming to his aid - but this is what contributes to X-Band getting shit, he is young - he thinks that he needs to respond to every post and you might not remember this (b/c who knows who you are) but X-Band has dished it out as well - he banned myself and other cartel members and flew off the handle a couple times. So let X-band fight his battles - don't blast people without your name and from an AOL account - and lets talk Xavier Basketbal (NT) -- Pablo, 09:49:03 09/06/02 Fri
- And as a sign of mercy - I deleted the post from Gary Griffin talking about how X-Band needs a hobby or need to get laid b/c Gary emailed me and said he did not post it, (NT) -- Pablo, 09:50:58 09/06/02 Fri
- What the hell does it matter who I am? -- John Doe, John Deere. John Holmes....who cares, 10:06:09 09/06/02 Fri
- Point well taken - this is also the offseason and for the first time in a couple years - there isn't a board war - so this year it is a Poster war - last year there was back and forth about Me Vs Gary - people took sides - shit was talked about both of us - and then the season started and all was forgotten. We need the season to start and all this will be over. (NT) -- Pablo, 10:42:42 09/06/02 Fri
- It does matter who you are, and if you are a part of the active community. Having a worthwhile message board does not just happen. The board needs to draw people in, keep their attention, and encourage people to post in order to keep it alive. If 95 percent of the active contributors are turned off by an individual and stop posting, but 100 percent of the 'lurkers' enjoy that persons post, what you are left with is nothing. (cont.) (NT) -- BP, 11:23:39 09/06/02 Fri
- (cont) See X-band's failed board (you can't anymore, he finally shut it down) as an example. Only X-band was posting there, and nobody cared. People with true insight and connections to info didn't want to read it because it was boring, so they stopped going. Then, there was no new info, so everyone else stopped going. You can kill a message board, and the Band Boy has already done it once, singlehandedly. The point of the "ban the bland band boy" is to try to bring to his attention that his shit is getting real tired to a lot of the active contributors. (NT) -- BP, 11:29:15 09/06/02 Fri
- So the reason it matters who you are is this: If you are NCH, or LH or any number of contributors, then your opinion carries heavy weight, and should be considered. If you are X-band, X-band's mom, or any lurker who "reads the board but never posts", then I don't give a shit what you think, because it won't make a diffference if you're gone. Experience would say that since you don't identify yourself, you're in the latter group. I have been a somewhat active participant since the original grandstand board on AOL. I don't think that means my opinion counts more, but I do know of what I speak. (NT) -- BP, 11:41:39 09/06/02 Fri
- Acually I am a long-time, active poster. The reason I did not identify myself is b/c the attacks would start on me, and that's just plain stupid. And don't say it wouldn't happen, b/c we all know it would. My point I was trying to get across has nothing to do with the messenger. (Cont) -- Me again, 12:19:46 09/06/02 Fri
- One more thing- Help me to understand why you rip people like X-Band for posting too much, but then you turn around and say those who lurk and don't ever post don't have an opinion that counts. You say you count b/c you have been an "active participant" but X-Band doesn't even though he is just as active. You catch my drift? You make no sense. The fact is, X-Band disagrees with you more often than not and you simply can't handle that. Your ego has to be fed and you have to always be right. Hence, X-Band becomes a target. Very cool. (NT) -- Snipe, BP, GMG, Muskieman, X-Man, UC Kevin, whatever, 12:32:26 09/06/02 Fri
- Actually, superfly weenie, I posted a brief defense of the band boy, although it was not particularly glowing, in an earlier thread, and I used my common moniker. I don't care if these guys rip me if I don't think the band boy should be banned. If you are not willing to get ripped, then you shouldn't post your opinion at all. You don't have to use your "real" name, but if you are a consistent poster, we pwople can at least gauge your opinion against a history of posts. For the record, I think the band boy is a moron, but I don't think he should be banned. (NT) -- Homeskillet, 13:11:16 09/06/02 Fri
- Voice of reason, it looks like you are taking some jabs at people yourself. Go figure. Why don't you take your own advice and grow up? You come here, drop your regular moniker, and adopt a new one just to slam people without recourse, all the while claiming to be the mature "voice of reason". Well, VOR, I don't care who you are. The band boy made his bed, and he will lay in it. Where were you when he called me an asshole unprovoked on the A-10 board? He really hurt my feelings that time. I really wish you were there to hold everyone's hand and think happy thoughts. Blow me. (NT) -- Snipe, 14:31:16 09/06/02 Fri
- For some reason, this didn't post earlier, but the fact is, I have no problem with the quantity of X-bands posts. It's the quality. Or total lack thereof. You say that I don't like him because we disagree. You couldn't be farther from the truth. X-band doesn't have the cojones to disagree. In a discussion that debated wether college athelets should be paid, X-band took the highly controversial position that the state of Ohio's system of funding elementary schools was unconstitutional. (NT) -- BP, 16:44:26 09/06/02 Fri
- Case in point. Go to the MM board and check out X-Bland's NIT preview shit. It's good. He breaks down the teams in quick capsules, strengths, weaknesses, etc. Informative, and he obviously spent some time on them. Nobody is reading them. Nobody is responding to them. I can only assume it is because I am not the only one who is so sick of reading his shit that I skip over it. There were more responses to Snipes LC/LB comparison on this board than to X-band exhaustive work on the PNIT on the other board. But does that stop him? Oh no.... he just keeps plugging away. (NT) -- BP, 17:04:54 09/06/02 Fri
- But frankly, if all of X-Blands 800 posts were as good as the PNIT ones, I would never give him shit, but the majority of his posts are not only inane and uninformative, like our friend homeskillets, but they lack any originality, humor, insight or controversial position. They suck in 3 dimensions. They are so alive with suckness that they actually distort the monitor with their suckittude. The previous barometer of suckcisity, measured in units of Anna Nicole Smithness, has been replaced by the Stalicameter. Brace yourselves, and get ready for some innovations in the world of suck. (NT) -- BP, 17:11:19 09/06/02 Fri
- Ok, voice. I understand that you don't approve of the approach I'm taking with the Bland Boy. Here's a news flash. I don't give a shit what you think. I can call X-bland whatever I want, and you can call me whatever you want, but you lose some credibility when you try to trash me for exactly the same kind of posts you are putting up. It's also pretty pathetic that X-Bland has to give his mommy his internet password so you can come on here and defend him. (NT) -- BP, 11:37:14 09/09/02 Mon
- My Bid For A Band Free Zone (More) -- Happy Humboldt, 14:59:47 09/06/02 Fri
- NJ!NP! arrested! -- Homeskillet, 14:58:39 09/09/02 Mon
Intruder Dons Girl's Underwear, Falls Asleep
Posted: 1:32 p.m. EDT August 27, 2002
BLUE HILL, Maine -- It was a shocking sight, to be sure. A homeowner in Blue Hill, Maine came home to find someone asleep in his bed, wearing just his daughter's pink underwear. And it wasn't Goldilocks.
The sheriff's department says the unidentified homeowner determined that someone had used his shower and then found Matthew Williams unconscious in his bed.
After being awakened, Williams ran from the house into the nearby woods, clad in nothing except the ill-fitting underwear.
Deputies later found Williams hiding in the bushes. They say he was drunk and also wanted for failure to appear in court.
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- HOMESKILLET ARRESTED! -- NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!, 14:30:56 09/09/02 Mon
Man wearing cooler holds up store
Web posted Saturday, September 7, 2002
By Sylvia Cooper
Staff Writer
Columbia County sheriff's deputies escort Michael Steven Pavlich to the back of a police cruiser Friday morning. Authorities say Mr. Pavlich tried to rob the Circle K store off Furys Ferry Road near River Watch Parkway while wearing a plastic foam cooler on his head to cover his face.
A Martinez man who police say tried to rob a convenience store Friday morning with a cooler on his head is instead cooling his heels in jail.
Michael Steven Pavlich, 48, of the 4400 block of Pierwood Way, was arrested and charged with criminal attempted armed robbery shortly after police said he tried to rob the Circle K store at 216 Furys Ferry Road about 8:30 a.m., according to a Richmond County Sheriff's Office report.
Deputies said Mr. Pavlich entered the store and took a plastic foam cooler, punched a hole in it so he could see, placed it on his head and approached the counter. The clerk said she heard him say something but could not make out the words because of the cooler.
A witness told police a man came around the counter and said something that sounded like "everybody get your hands up." When he saw that the man was armed with only a pellet pistol, he took it from him and pushed him out of the store, the report stated
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- TSD & The Bland Band Boy -- Muff Muncher, 00:22:57 09/04/02 Wed
Some guy named Irwin Fletcher is planning a homage to The Sprinkler Dork. He must be stopped. The Cartel must begin to flex it's muscle. An once of prevention and all that jazz. If we let this go, other people might start backing him. We have to crush their will, and make them submit to our demands. Also, something needs to be done about the Band Boy. He needs a bitch slapping in a bad way. We should erect a "Band Free Zone" around this sacred forum. Band geeks can't hang.
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- X-band's board -- Homeskillet, 12:28:57 09/05/02 Thu
I just tried to click on X-band's Xavier board, having been reminded of its existence by those of you who have turned your malicious gaze to him, and I got a message that said it didn't even exist anymore. When did this happen? Where can I get updates on women's soccer now? Where can I read about X-band's misadventures, shenanigans and hijinks? How could this have happenned?
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- We will not be rendered helpless by a baseball strike -- Homeskillet, 15:11:36 08/29/02 Thu
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Hundreds of Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are living at, just below, or in most cases far above the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life-giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming strike situation. But you can help!
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- Coincidence? -- THE BOB HUGGINS POLITICAL MACHINE, 21:00:16 08/30/02 Fri
Bob Huggins was out at his golf outing in the same week that Ted Froncek was quoted in this article (http://www.cincypost.com/2002/aug/22/little082202.html) about Donald Little's chances of being a Bearcat.
Bob Huggins, at his recent golf outing, publicly stated that as long as he was the coach of the Cincinnati Bearcats, Donald Little would never again play for the team. I guess that ends any speculation that might have been left. This was not Bob's stance over the course of the summer, when Donald Little was working out at the Shoe and helping with Bob Huggins basketball camp. He was even showing new recruits around...get a load of that. What a great salesman for the University, a soon to be convicted felon.
On June 16, this is what Mike OfCoursey of The Sporting News had this to say about Donald's chances "It's possible you haven't seen the last of Cincinnati C Donald Little. He was dismissed from the program after being charged with assault, but word is the case against him is weakening as a July 1 hearing approaches. He could return to the Bearcats if cleared. . . .
Mike OfCoursey used to be the beat writer for the UC Bearcats for the Enquirer. He knows Bob Huggins and is a friend of Bob Huggins. Mike gets his information directly from the source. It isn't like he is a court reporter. He doesn't have contacts at the Hamilton County justice center, he has contacts at UC. For Mike to report that news in The Sporting News, he had to be getting his info from Bob Huggins and the coaching staff.
Lets face it, Bob Huggins was only sure that Donald Little would never be a Bearcat once he found out from Ted Froncek that Donald had no chance of pleading it out and making the serious charges go away. Then, and only then, did mighty fat Bob state unequivocally that Donald Little would never return. I like the way he makes a stand for his so called "Integrity" after the dust has already cleared. You didn't hear him say that after Mike OfCoursey's June 16th article. Why is that?
The worst part may be that of Little Attourney Ted Froncek. When I first read his statments to the press, I wondered what was was thinking. Some excerpts:
"Ted Froncek, Little's attorney, said Thursday that the chances were remote that Little would ever be a Bearcat again."
"The official position from the university is, "You're off the team,' " Froncek said. "Donald doesn't have to play basketball because he's graduated and has a degree (but) he is thinking very hard about European basketball. There's some money in that.''
Froncek was not the original attorney on the case. He became Little's attorney once it appeared that they could get Little back. He is the front man of the UC legal defense team, and he has tried other cases for UC players. He knows about Little's chances for being a Bearcat again because he stays in close contact with the program. He isn't paid by Little, but I suspect he isn't defending all these UC basketball players out of the goodness of his heart either. It would be interesting to see what other pro bono cases he takes, and where his seats are at the Shoemaker Center. Most attorneys wouldn't make their first public comment in a case like this on the subject of UC Basketball. His client has put in a plea of not guilty, and his job is to defend his client. Apparently, he spends a lot of his time staying in touch with the program.
"Potentially, (Little) could be playing for the Ohio Department of Corrections basketball team next year,'' Froncek said."
I never understood this statment. If anything, it hurts Donald Little. Little has claimed to be innocent. Though guilty as hell, what lawyer in his right mind talks to the media like this? If Little does not plea, this case goes to trial. If they select a jury, how many perspective candidates just read his lawyer joking about him playing in the correctional league. If he was Little's paid attourney, he would be fired. Shouldn't he instead be commenting on how his client maintains his innocence? But he is the UC lawman, not the Little lawman. Once it became evident that the State of Ohio wasn't playing along, Donald Little became expendable. Froncek and Huggins could give a fuck about Little now, because Little can do nothing for him.
That means that Donald will have to find a new way to make the payments on his new ride, and his new pad in Tri-County. I never really realized how much a guy could make by working the Huggins basketball camp and playing in the summer league. It doesn't matter anymore where Donald got his money, because that money will be going away. Much like Donald Little himself.
The same thing is true for Justin Hodge. Everything that was promised him will now go away. The people that were willing to "help" him will care no more.
I don't care about Little being betrayed by his UC frontman, because Little is a violent criminal who is a threat to society. I am just amused at how fast they dropped the kid when they realized the no win situation. It makes me laugh to hear Huggins talk about Little never coming back as if it was always the case. Had Froncek forged an acceptable deal on the 23rd, Little would be back today.
BOB HUGGINS HAS NO INTEGRITY
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- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, uc kicked our ass again. (NT) -- the world, 10:45:22 08/31/02 Sat
- I love cheese. (NT) -- The pen is mightier than the sword, 00:35:19 09/01/02 Sun
- What pisses you off is the fact that Xavier always, that's ALWAYS comes in second in Cincinnati. You just can't stand being second fiddle to the red and black. You get your little X panties all in a bunch and spew venom; you hold your breath until you turn ugzavier blue and what does it get you? Another NIT appearance and another year in a crap league. (NT) -- Romaine Iceberg, 08:09:03 09/02/02 Mon
- Is your banner ready for today's football game? (NT) -- Nippert Stadium, 12:59:40 09/02/02 Mon
- This has nothing to do with UC vs. XU. It has nothing to do with college basketball. It has everything to do with a slimeball and how he treats people. This is about right and wrong and Huggins is wrong. He has no integrity and is a piece of shit. UC fans are blind to that. He is like Hitler in 1920's Germany. Heil Huggins! (NT) -- UC idiots are blind, 11:03:59 09/03/02 Tue
- What is really interesting about this story is that the Xavier women's tennis team was defeated in the A-10 championship on April 21st. I also love the WNBA, but I don't have cable or friends. (NT) -- X-Bland '01, 18:16:38 09/03/02 Tue
- Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhgghhh! We're out here. We're a real team too. We're not mid-major! We're not, we're not, we're not.............MMommmmmyyyyyy! Where's my tuition check and my milk money? Have you seen my penny loafers? Can I stay late and go to Science Club? Waaaaaaaghhhhhhh. (NT) -- xavier pussies, 08:09:36 09/04/02 Wed
- Hey ya'll, I'm down here in Corncob County, Kentucky on a recruitin' trip , and well, I uh got hammered last night at the Win, Place , Show Lounge, and uh......aw, hell! I can't find my tractor. Do any of you know where I parked the damn thing? It's kinda big , and kinda green and has these big ole muddy tars on it. if ya can help me out I'll get ya four tickets to our NIT appearance. Thanks. Oh, yeah, and I'll make 'em tix to the first game cause with us it's one and done. -- Thad, 11:21:34 09/02/02 Mon
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- I love this doctor's name -- Homeskillet, 14:53:48 08/29/02 Thu
Man arraigned in case of castration gone wrong
August 24, 2002
BY MATT HELMS
FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER
A Taiwanese national living in Oak Park was arraigned Friday on charges related to a voluntary castration he performed on a Birmingham man.
Shuo-Shan Wang, 29, was arraigned in Oak Park District Court on one count of practicing medicine without a license and one count of unlawfully dispensing a prescription drug. The medical-license charge is a felony, which carries up to four years in prison upon conviction. The drug charge is a misdemeanor with a maximum penalty of 90 days in jail.
Oakland County prosecutors said the 48-year-old Birmingham man, whose identity hasn't been released by police, contacted the would-be surgeon through the Internet. Wang told police he had performed castrations on other men in Michigan and in his former home in Australia.
Both men said they were eating after the procedure, which had been performed on Wang's kitchen table, when the castrated man began to bleed after laughing. The bleeding couldn't be stopped.
Prosecutors said a neighbor notified authorities, who found the man sitting in blood-soaked jeans on a curb on Northfield Street. Police later found two testicles in a container in Wang's refrigerator.
Psychiatry experts say such incidents are rare, but some men want to be castrated for erotic reasons. There are Web sites devoted to the subject. Experts say other reasons include gender-identity disorders and compulsive feelings that genitals are dirty.
Oakland County Deputy Prosecutor Jim Halushka said the Birmingham man might have bled to death had the neighbor not called police. The man later underwent emergency surgery at Providence Hospital in Southfield.
"The whole purpose of the statute of practicing medicine without a license is really illustrated in this case," Halushka said.
Wang "doesn't have a license. He's not equipped to handle a problem when it arises," he said.
Halushka said Wang has overstayed a student visa by more than a year, and immigration authorities have been notified.
Wang couldn't be reached immediately for comment.
A pretrial conference was scheduled for Sept. 3.
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