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Date Posted: 09:50:18 05/25/01 Fri
Author: NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!
Subject: From the Xavier Web Page:

News for May 25, 2001

Men’s Basketball Coach Thad Matta announces new assistant

Marc Smydra ’96, and former Xavier basketball player, was recently hired as Thad Matta’s latest assistant. Smydra will be director of basketball operations and serve as Matta’s chief butt slapper. Matta stated that he has now completed his assistant team: “No one can question Marc’s enthusiasm or dedication. I am certain he will make a great addition to my staff.”

Smydra was a walk on under previous coach Skip Prosser and was renowned for always being the first off the bench to enthusiastically pat his teammates’ buttocks. Smydra said he is “excited and honored to be apart of the Xavier community once again…I cannot wait to slap David West’s butt!”

After graduation, Smydra was honorably discharged as an officer in the United States Marine Corps. He is single.

For More Information: Call 513.745.3223

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[> He totally looked like Chet from Weird Science... -- Pablo, 10:02:43 05/25/01 Fri

>News for May 25, 2001
>
>Men’s Basketball Coach Thad Matta announces new
>assistant
>
>Marc Smydra ’96, and former Xavier basketball player,
>was recently hired as Thad Matta’s latest assistant.
>Smydra will be director of basketball operations and
>serve as Matta’s chief butt slapper. Matta stated
>that he has now completed his assistant team: “No one
>can question Marc’s enthusiasm or dedication. I am
>certain he will make a great addition to my staff.”
>
>Smydra was a walk on under previous coach Skip Prosser
>and was renowned for always being the first off the
>bench to enthusiastically pat his teammates’ buttocks.
> Smydra said he is “excited and honored to be apart of
>the Xavier community once again…I cannot wait to slap
>David West’s butt!”
>
>After graduation, Smydra was honorably discharged as
>an officer in the United States Marine Corps. He is
>single.
>
>For More Information: Call 513.745.3223

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[> [> "The booze hounds have returned...."THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE -- THE TRUTH, 11:20:40 05/25/01 Fri

>>News for May 25, 2001
>>
>>Men’s Basketball Coach Thad Matta announces new
>>assistant
>>
>>Marc Smydra ’96, and former Xavier basketball player,
>>was recently hired as Thad Matta’s latest assistant.
>>Smydra will be director of basketball operations and
>>serve as Matta’s chief butt slapper. Matta stated
>>that he has now completed his assistant team: “No one
>>can question Marc’s enthusiasm or dedication. I am
>>certain he will make a great addition to my staff.”
>>
>>Smydra was a walk on under previous coach Skip Prosser
>>and was renowned for always being the first off the
>>bench to enthusiastically pat his teammates’ buttocks.
>> Smydra said he is “excited and honored to be apart of
>>the Xavier community once again…I cannot wait to slap
>>David West’s butt!”
>>
>>After graduation, Smydra was honorably discharged as
>>an officer in the United States Marine Corps. He is
>>single.
>>
>>For More Information: Call 513.745.3223

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[> [> hi girls... -- king of all movie lines, 18:20:16 05/25/01 Fri

>>News for May 25, 2001
>>
>>Men’s Basketball Coach Thad Matta announces new
>>assistant
>>
>>Marc Smydra ’96, and former Xavier basketball player,
>>was recently hired as Thad Matta’s latest assistant.
>>Smydra will be director of basketball operations and
>>serve as Matta’s chief butt slapper. Matta stated
>>that he has now completed his assistant team: “No one
>>can question Marc’s enthusiasm or dedication. I am
>>certain he will make a great addition to my staff.”
>>
>>Smydra was a walk on under previous coach Skip Prosser
>>and was renowned for always being the first off the
>>bench to enthusiastically pat his teammates’ buttocks.
>> Smydra said he is “excited and honored to be apart of
>>the Xavier community once again…I cannot wait to slap
>>David West’s butt!”
>>
>>After graduation, Smydra was honorably discharged as
>>an officer in the United States Marine Corps. He is
>>single.
>>
>>For More Information: Call 513.745.3223

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[> [> [> You're stewed buttwad!!! -- Pablo, 14:42:26 05/31/01 Thu

>>>News for May 25, 2001
>>>
>>>Men’s Basketball Coach Thad Matta announces new
>>>assistant
>>>
>>>Marc Smydra ’96, and former Xavier basketball player,
>>>was recently hired as Thad Matta’s latest assistant.
>>>Smydra will be director of basketball operations and
>>>serve as Matta’s chief butt slapper. Matta stated
>>>that he has now completed his assistant team: “No one
>>>can question Marc’s enthusiasm or dedication. I am
>>>certain he will make a great addition to my staff.”
>>>
>>>Smydra was a walk on under previous coach Skip
>Prosser
>>>and was renowned for always being the first off the
>>>bench to enthusiastically pat his teammates’
>buttocks.
>>> Smydra said he is “excited and honored to be apart
>of
>>>the Xavier community once again…I cannot wait to slap
>>>David West’s butt!”
>>>
>>>After graduation, Smydra was honorably discharged as
>>>an officer in the United States Marine Corps. He is
>>>single.
>>>
>>>For More Information: Call 513.745.3223

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