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Date Posted: 17:59:42 06/16/01 Sat
Author: Darth Poon
Subject: Thad sighting

I saw Thad today at Thorton�s on Reading Road. He was in good spirits as he filled up with $1.59 per gallon �Plus� gas. He paid with a visa and then proceeded into the store. He bought a Diet Coke and a pack of Wrigley�s gum. He paid with a five and used the �give a penny � take a penny� jar. He told the crowd that it �sure was hot out there� and told the fat clerk to �take care of herself.�

I then followed him to the drive through on Reading. He bought a couple of 40�s of OE and insisted on the brown paper bag wrapper �for proper insulation.� Thad then went to the Cintas Center and caught up with his coaching crew in the parking lot. They poured out a sip �for all his homies� and talked about how they will run �the picket fence at �em� next year.

They were in good spirits until Chief Couch and his safety Nazi�s arrived on the scene. It was unbelievable! Couch and XU-50 proceed to cuff-n-stuff em and then whacked the crap out them with their batons! At first, Thad and his posse did not complain because of safety, Xavier recently stopped XU-50 from using real, wooden batons (and made them use plastic �wiffle batons�). But Couch was thorough and after 27 lashes, Thad and his coaching crew begged them to stop �because they were tired.�

Chief Couch realized the error of his way, apologized, and let Thad off with a warning and a small $560 fine. Thad was upset and muttered something about �driving a combine up the mall� and got in his car and peeled out of the parking lot.

I hope this does not impact his coaching abilities or his impression of the Xavier Community.

"You can not understand the power of the Dark Side."

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[> Very Funny - welcome to the Board Darth Poon - keep it up... -- Pablo J. Escobar, 02:51:32 06/17/01 Sun

>I saw Thad today at Thorton�s on Reading Road. He was
>in good spirits as he filled up with $1.59 per gallon
>�Plus� gas. He paid with a visa and then proceeded
>into the store. He bought a Diet Coke and a pack of
>Wrigley�s gum. He paid with a five and used the �give
>a penny � take a penny� jar. He told the crowd that
>it �sure was hot out there� and told the fat clerk to
>�take care of herself.�
>
>I then followed him to the drive through on Reading.
>He bought a couple of 40�s of OE and insisted on the
>brown paper bag wrapper �for proper insulation.� Thad
>then went to the Cintas Center and caught up with his
>coaching crew in the parking lot. They poured out a
>sip �for all his homies� and talked about how they
>will run �the picket fence at �em� next year.
>
>They were in good spirits until Chief Couch and his
>safety Nazi�s arrived on the scene. It was
>unbelievable! Couch and XU-50 proceed to cuff-n-stuff
>em and then whacked the crap out them with their
>batons! At first, Thad and his posse did not complain
>because of safety, Xavier recently stopped XU-50 from
>using real, wooden batons (and made them use plastic
>�wiffle batons�). But Couch was thorough and after 27
>lashes, Thad and his coaching crew begged them to stop
>�because they were tired.�
>
>Chief Couch realized the error of his way, apologized,
>and let Thad off with a warning and a small $560 fine.
> Thad was upset and muttered something about �driving
>a combine up the mall� and got in his car and peeled
>out of the parking lot.
>
>I hope this does not impact his coaching abilities or
>his impression of the Xavier Community.
>
>"You can not understand the power of the Dark Side."

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