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Date Posted: 10:41:34 07/10/01 Tue
Author: THE TRUTH
Subject: Moe McAfee Update

I read today that Moe McAfee was cut yesterday after a brief stint with the Harlem Globetrotters. Evidently Globetrotter coach Charles �Tex � Harrison had watched Moe play a few times while at Xavier and knew immediately that his style of play was well suited for the �Clown Princes of the Hardcourt�. �I first saw him play against Miami when he was a sophomore,� Harrison said �He was running all around like a fool chicken with his head cut off, bouncing the ball off of his knees and feet, them socks pulled up so high. I swear I ain�t seen a player take funnier shots, you never knew where the ball would end up, except you knew it wasn�t going anywhere near the bottom of the net.�

McAffey worked out with the team for two short days before team officials realized that Moe�s �act� really was not all that funny. During a scrimmage with the New York Nationals McAfee turned the ball over 12 consecutive times allowing the Generals to establish a 23 point lead that the Globetrotters were never able to recover from. At one point McAfee was even responsible for ruining the timeless �Is it water or paper in the bucket?� trick, when he threw entire bucket into the stands injuring three small children and ex NFL, Raider quarterback Jim Plunket.

�After further review there really is nothing funny about that boy� said Harrison. Shortly after his release McAee signed a three-year deal with the Nationals. National�s coach Mannie Jackson commented �We are very pleased to add Moe to our roster, he will take our level of play to a new level, and I anticipate that he will be leading the team in turnovers very soon.� McAfee thanked everyone for the opportunity and said that he feels that the Nationals play �his style of basketball and that he expects to be joined by his college coach George �Skip� Prosser in the near future�.

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE

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[> I have read Darth Poon, I have studied Darth Poon and dear sir I have laughed at Darth Poon - and you are no Darth Poon. But it was very good - keep it up - -- Pablo J. Escobar, 12:01:03 07/10/01 Tue

>I read today that Moe McAfee was cut yesterday after a
>brief stint with the Harlem Globetrotters. Evidently
>Globetrotter coach Charles �Tex � Harrison had watched
>Moe play a few times while at Xavier and knew
>immediately that his style of play was well suited for
>the �Clown Princes of the Hardcourt�. �I first saw him
>play against Miami when he was a sophomore,� Harrison
>said �He was running all around like a fool chicken
>with his head cut off, bouncing the ball off of his
>knees and feet, them socks pulled up so high. I swear
>I ain�t seen a player take funnier shots, you never
>knew where the ball would end up, except you knew it
>wasn�t going anywhere near the bottom of the net.�
>
>McAffey worked out with the team for two short days
>before team officials realized that Moe�s �act� really
>was not all that funny. During a scrimmage with the
>New York Nationals McAfee turned the ball over 12
>consecutive times allowing the Generals to establish a
>23 point lead that the Globetrotters were never able
>to recover from. At one point McAfee was even
>responsible for ruining the timeless �Is it water or
>paper in the bucket?� trick, when he threw entire
>bucket into the stands injuring three small children
>and ex NFL, Raider quarterback Jim Plunket.
>
>�After further review there really is nothing funny
>about that boy� said Harrison. Shortly after his
>release McAee signed a three-year deal with the
>Nationals. National�s coach Mannie Jackson commented
>�We are very pleased to add Moe to our roster, he will
>take our level of play to a new level, and I
>anticipate that he will be leading the team in
>turnovers very soon.� McAfee thanked everyone for the
>opportunity and said that he feels that the Nationals
>play �his style of basketball and that he expects to
>be joined by his college coach George �Skip� Prosser
>in the near future�.
>
>THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE

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[> [> Sir, I have drank with Manwhore, I have pased out while drinking with Manwhore, but Manwhore just kept drinking and drinking........THETRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE -- THE TRUTH, 12:48:20 07/10/01 Tue

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[> Re: Moe McAfee Update: I am MANWHORE and yes I enjoy drinking with you and look forward to doing it again in the near future. -- MANWHORE, 15:32:12 07/11/01 Wed

>I read today that Moe McAfee was cut yesterday after a
>brief stint with the Harlem Globetrotters. Evidently
>Globetrotter coach Charles �Tex � Harrison had watched
>Moe play a few times while at Xavier and knew
>immediately that his style of play was well suited for
>the �Clown Princes of the Hardcourt�. �I first saw him
>play against Miami when he was a sophomore,� Harrison
>said �He was running all around like a fool chicken
>with his head cut off, bouncing the ball off of his
>knees and feet, them socks pulled up so high. I swear
>I ain�t seen a player take funnier shots, you never
>knew where the ball would end up, except you knew it
>wasn�t going anywhere near the bottom of the net.�
>
>McAffey worked out with the team for two short days
>before team officials realized that Moe�s �act� really
>was not all that funny. During a scrimmage with the
>New York Nationals McAfee turned the ball over 12
>consecutive times allowing the Generals to establish a
>23 point lead that the Globetrotters were never able
>to recover from. At one point McAfee was even
>responsible for ruining the timeless �Is it water or
>paper in the bucket?� trick, when he threw entire
>bucket into the stands injuring three small children
>and ex NFL, Raider quarterback Jim Plunket.
>
>�After further review there really is nothing funny
>about that boy� said Harrison. Shortly after his
>release McAee signed a three-year deal with the
>Nationals. National�s coach Mannie Jackson commented
>�We are very pleased to add Moe to our roster, he will
>take our level of play to a new level, and I
>anticipate that he will be leading the team in
>turnovers very soon.� McAfee thanked everyone for the
>opportunity and said that he feels that the Nationals
>play �his style of basketball and that he expects to
>be joined by his college coach George �Skip� Prosser
>in the near future�.
>
>THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE

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[> [> Make sure you bring Sexy Karissa next time - -- Pablo J. Escobar, 16:10:30 07/11/01 Wed

>>I read today that Moe McAfee was cut yesterday after a
>>brief stint with the Harlem Globetrotters. Evidently
>>Globetrotter coach Charles �Tex � Harrison had watched
>>Moe play a few times while at Xavier and knew
>>immediately that his style of play was well suited for
>>the �Clown Princes of the Hardcourt�. �I first saw him
>>play against Miami when he was a sophomore,� Harrison
>>said �He was running all around like a fool chicken
>>with his head cut off, bouncing the ball off of his
>>knees and feet, them socks pulled up so high. I swear
>>I ain�t seen a player take funnier shots, you never
>>knew where the ball would end up, except you knew it
>>wasn�t going anywhere near the bottom of the net.�
>>
>>McAffey worked out with the team for two short days
>>before team officials realized that Moe�s �act� really
>>was not all that funny. During a scrimmage with the
>>New York Nationals McAfee turned the ball over 12
>>consecutive times allowing the Generals to establish a
>>23 point lead that the Globetrotters were never able
>>to recover from. At one point McAfee was even
>>responsible for ruining the timeless �Is it water or
>>paper in the bucket?� trick, when he threw entire
>>bucket into the stands injuring three small children
>>and ex NFL, Raider quarterback Jim Plunket.
>>
>>�After further review there really is nothing funny
>>about that boy� said Harrison. Shortly after his
>>release McAee signed a three-year deal with the
>>Nationals. National�s coach Mannie Jackson commented
>>�We are very pleased to add Moe to our roster, he will
>>take our level of play to a new level, and I
>>anticipate that he will be leading the team in
>>turnovers very soon.� McAfee thanked everyone for the
>>opportunity and said that he feels that the Nationals
>>play �his style of basketball and that he expects to
>>be joined by his college coach George �Skip� Prosser
>>in the near future�.
>>
>>THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE

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