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"Keep Cool and I won't have to 20/40 your ass right on out of here!"

Maybe you all haven't cleared your cache since August, but... -- Chooch, 21:34:03 12/11/02 Wed
Uhh, top 3 teams get 2 rhits, next 4 get 1 rhit, bottom 3 get 0. That's how it's been done since day 1. If there was confusion about this, it should have been noticed when I posted week-by-week rhit totals. The site has reflected this since before the season has started. The original plan was 3-3-4, but was changed both by mouth and on the site before the season started to 3-4-3. Maybe it's just my browser catches these update things, since I use the trendy 'Mozilla', rather than yesterday's Internet Explorer.

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Chooch, Can we no longer pick up free agents now or do we have until the start of the games Sunday? Let me know, Thanks!! -- Kurt, 17:04:44 12/11/02 Wed
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FYI...ie Greg Clark math award -- killa, 12:56:03 12/11/02 Wed
The White Rabiits have been astoot to Chooch's error for 3 weeks now...Chooch you might rember me questioning you numerous times as to the Rhit situation...I knew where myself and wlat stood at all times....had he won and outscored me he would be in the playoffs...but he didn't, had he done this THE WHITE RABBITS would have been the first team to point this error out thus emphasing the moral plane we play this game on...But as it was it was unnecessary but I can see my competitors are catching up to me.... Chooch after fuking up the rhits back in week whatever than butchering after recalculating them maybe the award should be to the effect of "Choochie Cuchies Award"....Just a thought....In any event thought i would chime in on the almost supposive controversy....

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Truth be told, Walt didn't even have to outscore you. If I had benched Tim Brown in favor of Steve Kmetko, then he would have gotten 3 rhits for the win and 1 rhit for coming in 6th. Like you said, it doesn't really matter now, but I just want you to remember that you were 1 Steve Kmetko from Fried Chicken Heaven.....it's more fun for me that way..... (NT) -- The Hose, 13:03:44 12/11/02 Wed
- Mr. Hose (NT) -- I concur U are de MAN!!!!, 16:43:32 12/11/02 Wed

Final Rhit Countcatt -- Four Baggers representative, 11:28:36 12/11/02 Wed
After a careful week by week analysis, using the method for earning rhits that is printed in the official RhitTaker foots rulebook [(3*5)+(2*3)+(1*3)=24 rhits per week], here are the final Rhit totals as I have them:

Sauce Division
1. Bear Brothers 50 Rhits
2. Four Baggers 38 Rhits
3. Squirming Coil 34 Rhits
4. Easily Confused 21 Rhits
5. The Danielifics 16 Rhits

Pants Division
1. Hung Like Bull 55 Rhits
2. Flaming White Rabbits 41 Rhits
3. Great White Linebackers 38 Rhits
4. Swelled Up D**k 28 Rhits
5. I Always Knew You Were Uncircumcised 16 Rhits

That adds to a total of 337 Rhits. As was previously stated, 336 rhits would be the season total without the SYN rule in effect, but since it came into effect during week 12, one more bonus rhit was given that week. Nevertheless, the playoff picture looks the same.

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That sounds about right, BeeHee......so what does that mean? Killer owes me some buffalo wings at the Vistch this weekend. If I had scored 5 points less, Walt II would have your place in the playoffs Kill! However, considering Chooch's propensity for "mistakes" this season, perhaps Walt II will do a player by player score audit, and you still might lose that spot, Kill!!! (NT) -- The Hose, 12:12:27 12/11/02 Wed
- Before Karl starts eating neck hair over that last post, that was just a ribbin', sonny. (NT) -- The Hose, 12:14:13 12/11/02 Wed

HOLD YOUR HORSES everyone......... -- Lonnie Auditmaster, 05:52:00 12/11/02 Wed
Just out of boredom at wiks, I was tallying up some standings totals, andI have found some POSSIBLE destiny-changing accounting errors with the standings.

First, I was am unable to complete my audit due to tripod.com being gay and having an inaccessible site at the moment, but I'm sure all you little CPAs will be hard at work when it comes back up.

SO, I first found that Greg does not have 44 rhits, but 41 rhits. If that is the only discreps, then it shoudln't change the playoffs, since Greg has one more win than BC. HOWEVER, there could be a wild swing in points, Florida-election-style, since I noticed one thing in particular. The total rhit count should be 336 (6*14+3*14+15*14), however our rhit count stands at 351.

So, when tripod.com comes back up.......there might be a heartbreaker for Kill Kill Kill, so watch it now, watch it.

I peepeed in the toilet.

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Shall we rename the Greg Clark Mathematician Award? -- Chooch, 07:39:13 12/11/02 Wed
- err html hurts me, look at http://rhittaker.tripod.com/rhit.htm for the rhit breakdown (NT) -- Chooch, 07:47:01 12/11/02 Wed
- Shall we rename the Danny DeVille's Brain, Clogged with Semen award?! -- The Hose, 07:50:57 12/11/02 Wed

Free Agent Draft -- League Office, 07:44:30 12/11/02 Wed
1. Karl - DB Todd Lyght (release DB Deon Grant)
2. Karl - DL Roderick Coleman (release RB Thomas Jones)
3. Karl - LB Edgerton Hartwell (release LB Kevin Hardy)

Rosters are now set, boys.

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Under Achieving no more... -- killa, 19:48:30 12/10/02 Tue
Finally my LUCK hit home...In a league this competarive LUCK is you biggest friend...And thats why i am not eating FRIED CHICKEN.....Hopefully i can continue the tradtion of ARBY'S and prove that having the best draft and being the most experianced player is second to having shit just go your way...Don't get me wrong i had a solid draft and a solid team...But the differance between my team and BC's Ryan's and Walt's is negligable...I got lucky and won a lot of games because my opponents rhitted off....But enuff of being humble...

ITS ON CHOOCH make sure the BEARS are out of hibernation because this weak is BEAR HUNTING SEASON!!!!!T.O. will rember his damn lot in life and job and reggie Wayne is going to haul in the yardage leaving marvin bear to be the starvin bear...I won't beat you with points you will beat yourself brother.....So lets get it on as JAMAL and the DEUCE are going to career in this most opportunistic of weaks....the RABBITS are loading thier 50/50's and taking aim and the Bear Brothers..........

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What the hell is going on in rhittaker land? Is there severe weather in Chad? Need scores and playoff matchup -- Kurt, 14:19:29 12/10/02 Tue
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Damnit Chad Inquiring minds want to know -- killa, 00:10:23 12/10/02 Tue
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So uhhhhhhhhh since, Walt II didn't submit a lineup, does he gets 0? -- Inquiring Hoses want to know, 23:35:45 12/08/02 Sun
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Whoops that's: So uhhhhhhhhhh, since...... (NT) -- Fredrique, 01:49:57 12/09/02 Mon
- Walt II e-mailed me a line-up -- I believe it's the same one he's had for a few weeks. Anyway, scores will be up tonight. (NT) -- Chooch, 08:05:43 12/09/02 Mon

Week 14 Starters -- Chooch, 09:53:00 12/08/02 Sun
QB Brad Johnson
RB Clinton Portis
RB Marcel Shipp
WR Terrell Owens
WR Marvin Harrison
TE Tony Gonzalez
DL Dwight Freeney
DL Justin Smith
LB Jamie Sharper
LB Sam Cowart
DB Brian Dawkins
DB Jason Webster
PK Martin Gramatica

Back-ups
QB Trent Green
RB Fred Taylor
WR Donald Driver
TE Mikhael Ricks
DL Mike Rucker
LB Kevin Hardy
DB Deon Grant
PK Kelvin Sampson

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YOU ARE CURSED FOR THE ENTIRE PLAYOFFS -- NAMING SAMPSON AS YOUR BACK UP KICKER, SHAME SHAME, 11:02:03 12/08/02 Sun

Flaming White Rabbits lineup to sign up -- killa, 23:11:57 12/05/02 Thu
Griese if he starts
Deuce
Jamal
Rod
Moss
Brady
brown
taylor
gold
fletcher
Willams
Barber
Akers

Backups
Hassleback
Bennett
Taylor
E. Johnson if he starts then, Becht
Bratzke
Bell
Vincent
Monty at kicker

PS is my lineup legal... Chooch used the IF he Starts earlier this year but i wondered than....

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After the questions around my IF...THEN line-up, we decided that it was NOT legal, so you can't do it. Sorry. (NT) -- Chooch, 08:20:25 12/06/02 Fri
- kool...will revise later (NT) -- killa, 20:32:00 12/06/02 Fri
  - OK after much discourse -- killa, 09:23:44 12/08/02 Sun

Uncircs -- The Hose, 03:43:47 12/08/02 Sun
Garcia (Plummer)
Staley
Green (Allen)
Toomer
Brown (Thrash)
Miller (Steve Kmetko)
Dawson
Pryce
Ellis (Carter)
Armstead
Wayne (Clemmons)
Oneal
Archuletta (Bailey)

I am invoking the spirit of DeForest Kelly.......Walt II is a goner

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Week #14 Lineup: -- Squirming Coil, 18:40:42 12/07/02 Sat
QB - Favre
RB - E. George
RB - R. Williams
WR - Mason
WR - M. Booker
TE - B. Franks
DL - Wiley
DL - Strahan
LB - J. Foreman
LB - Porter
DB - Sharper
DB - T. Williams
PK - Vanderjagt

BU's: Couch, Smith, Minor, Porter, Robinson, Alexander, Farrior, Walker, Bly, Rolle, Bryant

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Four Baggers Lineup -- Looking for a miracle, 14:39:49 12/06/02 Fri
I've loaded up my team this week, looking to somehow sneak in to the playoffs. These are the fellers gonna git it done.

Tom Brady Patriots
Edgerrin James Colts
Dee Brown Panthers/Celtics
Hines Ward Steelers
Plaxico Burress Steelers
Jeremy Shockey NY Football Giants
Pat Kerney Falcons
KGB Packers
Keith Bullock Titans
Peter Boulware Ravens
Rodney Harrison Chargers
Vicera Green Patriots
John Carney Saints

Backups:
QB 1.Aaron Brooks 2.Shake the Hips
RB 1.Shaun Alexander 2.Birrrdie Time!
WR 1.Darrell Jackson 2.Chocolate Bouquet
TE 1.Itula Mili 2.Giffy Larue
DL 1.Hollywood 2.Vine
LB 1.Ron McKinnon 2.the entire Ogle family
DB 1.Peirson Prioleau 2.Big Bob Barry
K 1.Sebastch Janikowsks 2.Yao Ming

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"Hung Like Bull" Week 14 Lineup -- Kurt, 10:14:27 12/06/02 Fri
QB: M. VICK
RB: P. HOLMES
RB: L. TOMLINSON
WR: J. HORN
WR: L. COLES
TE: M. POLLARD
DL: G. WISTROM
DL: W. SAPP
LB: K. BROOKING
LB: M. JONES
DB: C. SCOTT
DB: R. WILLIAMS
K: M. ANDERSEN

BACK-UPS
QB1: D. CULPEPPER 2: C. PENNINGTON
RB1: W. DUNN 2: L. JORDAN
WR1: J. GALLOWAY 2: E. MCCAFFREY
TE: J. RIEMERSMA
DL: K. MIXON
LB: M. BARROW
DB: C. SCOTT
K: O. MARE

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FINAL LINEUP FOR THE YEAR -- GOOD, 17:53:12 12/05/02 Thu
FIRST THING FIRST, I CUT KEYSHAWN JOHNSON,

DREW
FAULK/GORDON
GREEN/HEARST
HOLT
C.JOHNSON/MORGON
RANDY/LEWIS
JOHN
WILLIE/FERG
TAKEO
LAVAR/JEFF VAN GUNDY
PARRISH
KWAME/JOHN
VENTS/HANSON

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pickup Matt Hassleback cut d'wayne bates -- killa, 13:09:08 12/05/02 Thu
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Free Agent Draft -- League Office, 23:23:45 12/04/02 Wed
1. Brad - RB Dee Brown (release LB Ray Lewis)
2. Walt II - QB Jon Kitna (release WR Deion Branch)

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Free Agent Question? -- Kurt, 15:34:37 12/03/02 Tue
OK, Chooch, I do have one question before I get on with my statement. Has the free agent deadline already passed? Or is there one, and if not when is it? Now to business-I have contemplated your suggestion of sitting my starters. There are a few things that bother me. #1- I have a bye the following week which will allow me to rest my starters. #2-I've never been a fan of the Mike Shanahan theory of sitting your starters until the playoffs where they won't be fresh. Hince the 96 playoffs when Denver got upset by Jacksonville because Shanahan wanted to keep everyone healthy. Backfired there. I am definetely not a fan of any Mike Shanahan theories as it is. Let's throw the ball a little more Mike-you dumb ass. And finally #3-there is a small chance that you could get 5 rhits if your trying to scam me and you start your starters and I bench mine and get no rhits and you pass me in points for the tiebreaker. Oh yea, Greg and Walt II may have something to say about you being in the Finals anyway.

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And the answers -- Chooch, 18:11:50 12/03/02 Tue
- Question worth the asking -- killa, 15:40:45 12/04/02 Wed
  - Well, Kurt's team would have probably broken 400 under the old scoring system. I'm not sure how my team under this scoring system would be affected. I doubt Warner was affected by QB rushing, and defense was worth a bit more back then. Maybe I'll check into it. (NT) -- Chooch, 16:41:16 12/04/02 Wed

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