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Date Posted: 04:50:07 10/01/01 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: Rabid gasps.
In reply to: CW 's message, "go back to . . ." on 17:21:34 09/30/01 Sun

"Put my little snookums in boarding school? Are you crazy? I can't afford that!" Rabid looks aghast.

Kenamom smirks. "Of course I'm not crazy. Don't worry about the expense. Everyone in town kicked in to get those little slimy beasts out of here." She steps back as a slug wiggles its way toward her. "The sooner they're gone, the better," she mutters.

Rabid wipes a tear from her eye. "I had no idea that's how you all felt. *sniff* Well, if everyone pitched in, then I guess I have no choice."

Kenamom has a moment of regret. It quickly passes, but then returns. Finally, she says, "Oh, forget boarding school. We'll hire a tutor so you can home school the little buggers. In fact, I think the person I had in mind for your assistant will be an excellent tutor."

Rabid eyes her suspiciously, as she should. She thinks through all the possible scenarios. When she thinks she thought of them all, she reluctantly agrees to the arrangement. "So, who will be my assistant-slash-tutor?"

"John Doggett."

Crap. The one scenario Rabid didn't think of. Well, she's stuck now, so she may as well make the best of it. Maybe she can make a deal with Doggy-boy so that she gets to keep the money and he stays far away from her babies.

Meanwhile, back at the klub, Kande is still screaming over the disappearing ink on her Christmas list. She looks up and sees that the printing on the cocktail napkins has disappeared, as has the printing on the posters, the bottle labels, and her Scully Marathon t-shirt. Over this last one, she falls to her knees and lets out a blood-curdling wail.

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