"Hey, young lady!" Kenamom yells after the speeding car. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 04:32:58 12/05/01 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: "Hey, young lady!" Kenamom yells after the speeding car.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "DBTL mutters into the phone to her boyfriend" on 17:24:28 11/29/01 Thu

She chases DBTL and her BF, all the while yelling. "Hey! It's a school night! You be home before 10:00, little missy! I mean it! Miss curfew one more time and you are SO grounded!" After about 20 yards, kenamom stops, puts her hands on her knees, and huffs and puffs. After her racing heartbeat slows, she wipes the sweat from her brow and returns to the klub.

"Did you catch her, mayor?" asks KS, who is also sweating, though from hot flashes.

"I'm not sure she heard me," wheezes KM.

Bubba rushes over and helps the mayor to a chair. He's not going to take any chances of being the next victim of raging hormones! After she sits, KM pats Bubba on the shoulder, then grabs him in a headlock and gives him a noogey.

"What's with the chair, Mr. Alien? Huh? Think I'm too old to stand?" Bubba struggles to get free, but he's no match for a hormonal surge. Kenamom stops as quickly as she started, and frees the little alien. Bubba backs away, rubbing his head. When he's a safe distance away, he turns and runs to his room. The sounds of locks can be heard.

"Oh, what have I done?" wails the mayor.

KS grabs her by the shoulders and shakes her. "Get a grip, woman! It's not you - it's the hormones!"

"I think I've got the solution to your hormonal problems," says Stardoe as she enters the klub.

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