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Date Posted: 21:28:00 08/01/01 Wed
Author: C
Subject: "Commander Rabb! I know you're there! Please pick up the phone!" But there was no answer because Commander Rabb's phone happened to be in the digestive system of one Werehorse called Pearl, but not the same as Pearl #1. Luckily, The bum on the street with orange hair and a hat with MIckey ears, got up from his post on the heating vent and was walking down an alley when he heard a phone ring....
In reply to: Luoodles 's message, "I know. We need a good old fashioned Round Robin. I'll start, using the above picture...." on 23:59:27 07/20/01 Fri


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[> The bum, (guess what! Webb hasn't been in the story yet!) named Webb, because he wore lime green flippers, flopped toward the sound. As he got closer he realized he was across the street from the blazing marquee advertiseing the concert. Bending down he rescued a half eaten box of Junior mints and continued toward the sound. Behind a trashcan was the body of a horse. Webb almost choked on his Jr. Mints in surprise. He just stood staring at the corpse for awhile chewing on his mints and flopping one of his flippers in what looked to be a toe tapping habit. -- C, 21:41:57 08/01/01 Wed


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[> [> Suddenly, a ruler flashed out and cracked Webb across the knuckles. The toe-tapping habit his flipper was flopping on was occupied by a small but feisty nun! She pulled out a guitar and began to sing, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Unless it's been spatulaed (it could be worse!) You've never heard of a spatulaed horse?!..." Webb, trying unobstrusively to back up, made the mistake of eating a Jr. Mint at the same time. -- Snark Hunter, gack! this is becoming a habit!, 23:21:33 08/01/01 Wed


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