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I know. We need a good old fashioned Round Robin. I'll start, using the above picture.... O.K. Everyday I'm home, I plan to come back here and post a line or two. I will be gone for a week, but considering the frenzied activity, this shouldn't be a problem. If anyone else shows, post away. Maybe we can actually drag this out over some time. Have fun! Tuoodles! -- Luoodles, 00:02:12 07/21/01 Sat Oh, yes. Coherent. ROTFLOL!!! -- Luoodles, 08:47:40 07/30/01 Mon "It's probably another woman," he thought wearily. They were always following him home, and Harriet was getting pretty tired of it! -- Luoodles wondering how long this will go til someone joins in...., 09:44:26 07/21/01 Sat Suddenly he heard a shrill scream. "Tiner again," he thought, slightly rolling his eyes while rising from the couch and heading toward door. -- Luoodles, 15:16:10 07/21/01 Sat Bud and Harriet had become accustomed to Tiner and his hysterics, but tonight Bud was tired and was determined to send him away. Feeling sorry for the Petty Officer, Harriet intervened. "Oh let him in, Bud," she said, "He probably had another spat with … what was her name again?" "Pearl," Bud groaned, giving a little shudder. "Oh all right," Harriet said. "I'll get it. I'll just let him in for a moment, then send him home," she said, opening the door. Tiner stood in the hallway, wearing nothing but a pair of boxers emblazoned w/ "Mommy." With a quick flick of her wrist, followed by a "slam ~ click!" of the door, Harriet spun on her heel. "Wrong apartment," she said walking past a perplexed Bud. -- Luoodles, 21:32:59 07/21/01 Sat 
But Tiner was persistent tonight. He knocked at the door again and confused Bud decided to answer the door this time himself. -- Rosie, 17:19:48 07/23/01 Mon Be back next week. Somebody start posting. I'm purposly not announcing it on the other board. We'll see who visits! -- Luoodles thinking if no one has come by the time I get back perhaps an ad or two might be in order! LOL!, 23:44:36 07/21/01 Sat ...a bib and bottle from little A.J. We are going to the costume party as a mother and baby," she stated to the stunned Lieutenant. -- Luoodles waving to Rosie and Francis!!!, 13:51:32 07/26/01 Thu "Ummm.....Come in," stammered Bud, taking her coat and closing the door behind her just as Harriet reentered the room. "Tiner WAS here, but...." he glanced at Harriet. Just as Harriet was about to speak there was another knock at the door. -- Luoodles, 13:55:11 07/26/01 Thu "Who is it?" Harriet called out. "Commander Rabb," came the husky response, immediately followed by a barely stifled "Tee Hee!" The mysterious woman pushed past Harriet and flinging the door open pulled Tiner into the small apartment, slamming the door behind him. -- Luoodles wondering who else will eventually stop by to post., 14:02:44 07/26/01 Thu Shaking off her initial shock, Harriet finally found her voice. "Bud, who IS this woman, and WHY is Tiner in my living room wearing nothing but a smile and his undies?" "I'm Pearl," said the shapely beauty. "YOU are PEARL???" Bud and Harriet said in unison. -- Luoodles O.K. Somebody needs to take it. Wonder how long we will go before ol' Katherine shows up? LOL!, 21:39:46 07/26/01 Thu Pulling Bud aside, Harriet hissed "I thought you said she was ugly as a HORSE!" Bud stammered, "No, I said she WAS a horse." "Oh, BUD!" Harriet said, glowering at her husband, and stomped off intent on getting to the bottom of the little charade going on in her living room. -- Luoodles Be back tomorrow. SOMEBODY POST!, 14:33:56 07/27/01 Fri ROTFLOLOL! Welcome Canrane!!! Let's see who else wanders over here. I'm not telling anyone. We'll see how many eventually show up and how long we can keep this thing running. Hopefully C. will make it here. I have NO desire to edit!!!!! Hey Katherine, while the cats away and all that! LOL! -- Luoodles trying to think of a comeback for this new twist in the story. Where is Serena when we need her?, 20:49:07 07/27/01 Fri 
I am here! "Melt? Who do you think I am, the Wicked Witch of the West?" Pearl said as she wiped the water and running mascara off her face. -- Serena, 21:23:41 07/28/01 Sat "O.K. That's it!" Bud exclaimed. "I want an explanation of what exactly is going on, and I want it now." Everyone stared at Bud, wondering who would (or could) answer his question. -- Luoodles HA! O.K. Somebody come up w/ something! LOL!, 20:59:06 07/27/01 Fri Tiner spoke up. "I believe you are putting the moves on my girlfriend!" Tiner snaps, then adds, "Sir!" -- Serena--who really doesn't know what exactly she is doing., 21:28:01 07/28/01 Sat "THAT'S an explanation?" Bud questioned, truly exasperated now. Pearl stepped forward. "I can explain," she said. "You see, we are whinny actually agents whinny and work for Webb whinny." Bud staggered back, staring incredulously at her. Pearl continued w/ her explanation. Every few words another whinny or an occasional snort could be heard. Bud glanced at Harriet. She was paying full attention and didn't seem the least bit concerned. -- Luoodles, 09:38:37 07/28/01 Sat He interrupted Pearl and grabbing Harriet, pulled her to the kitchen. "What is it, Bud??" Harriet asked. "You're being rude! What is wrong with you?" "What is wrong with ME?" Bud nearly screeched. "Don't you find it a tiny bit ODD that "Pearl" whinny's???" "Oh for heavens sake, Bud! Tiner said she was hungry, poor thing. Why don't we give him some Cheerio's to take down to her? That should quiet…" "I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE HORSE, HARRIET!!" Bud interrupted. "I mean "Pearl" --- the one in our living room---- You didn't hear her whinny?" "Oh, Bud," she sighed. "I TOLD you we should get rid of that "SCI-FI" channel. Now, stop being ridiculous and go back in there so we can find out what is going on," she said, absently pulling out a fly swatter and swatting a huge horse fly that had suddenly buzzed in. "Now how did THAT get in here," she wondered to herself. Glancing back at Bud she finished, "And STOP making fun of that poor woman!" and walked back towards the living room. -- Luoodles, 09:40:16 07/28/01 Sat Brown Horse! It was Pearl. The frightened animal raced down the street in a blind panic. Bud had landed in the saddle backwards and was holding on for dear life when he felt the saddle slip. He now found himself hanging from the crazed horse's underbelly peering betwixed her back legs. -- Well, she was parked right outside! Brigitte said so! We need some more posters! Or at least posters who actually RETURN! HINT HINT!, 19:10:28 07/28/01 Sat ....galloping down Pennsylvania Avenue screaming, "Whoa, Horse! WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!" -- Luoodles, 21:18:20 07/28/01 Sat "I say, is that David James Elliot I see walking down that street over there?" Pearl immediately locked all four legs, coming to an immediate, filling popping stop. She looked around intently as little red hearts floated and popped above her head. -- Luoodles Hey Katherine! Are you back yet, child? Your call. Should we announce this over on the other board or keep it running forevermore over here w/ people popping in????? Oh, and ummm... SURPRISE! LOL!, 14:43:04 07/29/01 Sun big Michy and the Munchkins Concert! Suddenly a flying monkey swooped down and .... -- Luoodles, 16:48:26 07/29/01 Sun Proceeded to scare Pearl in to trotting down the street. Bud dramatically hanging off the saddle. The flying monkey responsible was then captured by police and held for questioning. -- Serena--hey I'm new to the RR business., 20:17:20 07/29/01 Sun stalking him. -- Luoodles, 18:59:30 07/29/01 Sun As Pearl began to gallop toward DJE, she suddenly stopped. Accidently throwing poor Bud to the ground. -- Serena, 20:14:08 07/29/01 Sun He called Commander Rabb.... -- Luoodles tagging Philbert, 20:29:50 07/29/01 Sun "Sir? This is Lieutenant Roberts..." -- Serena, 20:48:57 07/29/01 Sun oops didn't see the tag, sorry. -- Serena, 20:50:08 07/29/01 Sun "Get this horse off me, Bud, and tell me what the heck is going on." Bud staggered up, eye's crossed, clothes ripped and torn. "I...I don't know... Sir. I was hoping you could help." He then went on to tell the entire story to the Commander. Finally finishing, he looked to the Commander. Hoping he would take charge and sort out this latest mess, but the Commander was too busy trying to ..... -- Luoodles, 22:16:53 07/29/01 Sun ROTFLOL at ALL your posts, Suze. ANd great getting back to Harriet at the house! -- Luoodles still wondering if the Alien will ever show...., 22:53:09 07/29/01 Sun Tagging Tiner and the Flowers....... This caught Pearl's (the woman rememebr - follow! follow!) attention. As Harriet watched from the kitchen in stunned silence, Pearl began eating her centerpeice. -- Luoodles, 23:00:38 07/29/01 Sun ROTFLOLOL, Frances!!! Oh my! LOL! -- Luoodles thinking perhaps Katherine has giving up on this board...., 08:46:30 07/30/01 Mon ...secretly wished he'd cut an artery. -- Luoodles (thinking the brickabrac in a pile of glass shards and a weeping mommy was me two months ago ~ but I didn't wish for any cut arteries! ...Well, maybe my own.... LOL!, 08:43:15 07/30/01 Mon As the full moon began to rise (so it's night time now! LOL! C. will come up w/ some sort of explanation) ahem... As the full moon began to rise, "Pearl" began to change. Frightened, Harriet began to back up, just as Tiner began to rise to his feet. There was a loud "BONK!" as they hit coconut heads. Both Harriet and Tiner collapsed to the floor, unconcious. Pearl continued to change.... -- Luoodles, 12:05:27 07/30/01 Mon She was a WHEREHORSE!!!! She turned to leave but discovered the door was closed. "Curse the thumbless hooves!" she whinneyed and charged forward leaving a perfect horse shapped cutout in the Robert's door. -- Luoodles, 12:09:17 07/30/01 Mon Ummm... that was supposed to say "these" thumbless hooves... -- Luoodles, 12:10:22 07/30/01 Mon .... you could see here huge.... -- Luoodles, 14:44:55 07/30/01 Mon ...sharp, pointy.... -- Luoodles, 15:20:40 07/30/01 Mon Thank You! LOL! -- Luoodles, 15:46:41 07/30/01 Mon Only then did he realize his mother-in-law was still in the hallway. She was returning from walking Mr. Squeaky, her pet rat. "Oh, darn," he shrugged, snapping his fingers. He walked away, clicking his heels in the air. -- Luoodles, 15:51:32 07/30/01 Mon Suddenly he heard a huge commotion in the hallway. Screeming and shreaking and pounding followed by a loud "SWACK!" Then footsteps approached his door and he watched in horror as ever so slowly one, two, three, and the final forth bolt was unlocked. The door creaked open and in walked... his mother-in-law, her hat on sideways. In her arms was a now white Mr. Squeaky. "If I've told those Roberts people once," she hissed, "I've told them a thousand times! NO PETS LARGER THEN A BREAD BASKET ALLOWED!!!!!!!" She dusted her hands off and stomped off to her bedroom. The man peered out into the hallway. There lay "Pearl." Four feet straight in the air, eyes crossed w/ little "x's" and an umbrella shaped around her forehead. -- Luoodles, 16:33:29 07/30/01 Mon Katherine, oh KATHERINE!!! LOL! Welcome back, my dear. Hey, do you want to announce this thing over on the other board or leave it alone. I have dropped as many hints over there as possible! LOL -- Luoodles, 15:56:01 07/30/01 Mon No no. Just ignore the personal notes. -- Luoodles Now the TIME LINE may be a little tricky! LOL!, 16:35:51 07/30/01 Mon Pearl was now a Ghost Horse, because her body was dead in the hallway! LOLOLOL! -- Luoodles speaking of dead bodies, where is Tiner. We need to wake him and Harriet up!, 16:42:21 07/30/01 Mon O.K. Good save by C. and PB. Pearl is NOT a ghost horse! LOL! Thank goodness. This is weird enough! LOL! Oh my. Hey, What of the Michy and the Munchkins concert. We MUST do something with that! LOL! -- Luoodles, 16:56:19 07/30/01 Mon 
Hmmm, Lu, maybe it's a munchkin who wants a part in the concert....what do you think? -- C, 17:16:46 07/30/01 Mon I think I shall be divorced if I don't quit playing on this board! Anyway, we need to run w/ this Munchkin Concernt in some way. THINK C! THINK! (and don't make it complicated! ~ not that you ever do..... cough cough....LOLOLOLOL) -- Luoodles wondering who the mysterious poster could be?????, 17:45:21 07/30/01 Mon Pearl rounded a corner in full gallop and found herself in the middle of a Michy and the Munchkins street party. With the concert only a few hours away, the crowd had worked themself into a fevered pitch, waiting for it to begin. Pearl the Warehorse swerved right (and because Luoodles just now realized we have TWO horse Pearls running around D.C. now) and ran straight into Commander Rabb! Pearl, the good horse (who we shall now call Glinda) sprang into action! -- Luoodles, 18:02:37 07/30/01 Mon THANKS, Philbert! LOL! Now add a line! I'm stuck! -- Luoodles, 19:55:36 07/30/01 Mon ROTFLOLOL! Tiner and Pearl are Michy's opening act????? LOLOLOL OH my! I can't wait to find out what they DO! -- Luoodles, 20:24:43 07/30/01 Mon
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wait, wait.... -- C, 21:25:34 07/30/01 Mon
Now I think I understand...
Let me recap...
Harriet is awake and somehow heard Glinda talking horse speak on the phone to Tiner. Then he didn't want to go, so she forced him out of the apartment.
Do I have that right?
-C
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yeah that's right. Sorry if I confused you. -- JAGfan1, 21:28:37 07/30/01 Mon
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No problem, I've got it sorted out now! I just should have thought about it longer before posting-that's what I get for my lack of patience -- C, 21:43:59 07/30/01 Mon
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Unfortunately, Harriet dragged Tiner out of the apartment so quickly he didn't have time to get into his costume. "What am I gonna do?", he whined, "Glinda, who used to be Pearl but isn't now because Pearl is a WereHorse, is going to kill me! Again!" Harriet rolled her eyes and spotting a meandering fan dancer, deftly removed a few strategically placed plumes. Slapping them on Tiner, she continued hauling him down the street. Suddenly... -- Snark Hunter, wow - weirdness in slo-mo!!, 22:01:39 07/30/01 Mon
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SNARK!!!! Yeah! Welcome! -- Luoodles, 22:06:19 07/30/01 Mon
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.... a peacock began following them. It had heard Tiner's scream and thinking it was a mating call it had come a running to investigate. Upon seeing Tiner's newly attached feathers, it was convinced he had in fact found a mate! His eyes glazed over in Peacock love.... -- Luoodles, 22:12:25 07/30/01 Mon LOL! Marco! -- Luoodles, 22:28:30 07/30/01 Mon Meanwhile, Pearl/Glinda was getting nervous. If Tiner didn't get here soon she would have to go on alone. Just then Bud walked past. "That's IT!" she thought and......... -- Luoodles, 22:37:04 07/30/01 Mon "Oops" said one attendant as Marcobaba fell to the stage. It was now Tiner and Pearl's turn. -- Serena, 22:45:18 07/30/01 Mon But wait! That wasn't TINER w/ Pear/Glinda! That was BUD! And he was once again holding on for dear life as Pearl/Glinda...... -- Luoodles, 22:47:41 07/30/01 Mon What if we call the horse, "Glinda Pearl?" LOL! -- Luoodles It just struck me. Glinda Pearl. Huh. O.k. Sorry. Continue..., 22:49:50 07/30/01 Mon ...galloped onto the middle of the stage, stopping abruptly enough to throw Bud from his place sitting backwards on the saddle. -- Serena, 22:50:07 07/30/01 Mon LOLOLOL! -- Luoodles, 23:00:46 07/30/01 Mon While Bud made his way through cyberspace, the next act started with a chorus line of munchkins dancing around Glinda Pearl. One small contingent decided to do a conga line. -- Serena, 23:03:18 07/30/01 Mon 
Bud Roberts snapped awake in this chair. 'What a weird dream!' he thought...Or was it a dream....Or was he really awake, thinking he was dreaming. He couldn't figure it out.... Suddenly, Harriet jumped onto his lap and started unbuttoning his shirt."I like this dream/whatever so far",he mused . Harriet reach for.. -- Frances, 07:40:43 07/31/01 Tue Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! LOL, C! -- Luoodles the impressed!, 09:16:44 07/31/01 Tue .....he realized that it wasn't a fist full of garlic at all, but his car keys. Pearl's equine lips encircled Harm's hand up to his wrist and w/ a slurping sound sucked the keys, his class ring and his watch into her mouth. She ground away happily as Commander Rabb....... -- Luoodles waving to Philbert!, 09:21:06 07/31/01 Tue Joyce coming for him. "AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" he screamed, jumping on the back of the Admiral's motorcycle. "Don't spare the horses!" he yelled as the Admiral took off. Unfortunately.... -- Luoodles, 17:40:43 07/31/01 Tue the Admiral had taken off w/out Harm. As he contemplated his latest predicament, he was approached by not only Joyce but.... -- Luoodles, 17:44:32 07/31/01 Tue the lead singer for Michy and the Munchkins. Why it was the MICHY herself, and she was looking DELERIOUSLY happy. -- Luoodles, 17:46:26 07/31/01 Tue The Flying Monkeys. -- Luoodles, 20:34:43 07/31/01 Tue Harm had had enough. He pulled his gun and took aim at.... -- Luoodles, 20:45:08 07/31/01 Tue Oh, no. You didn't. Are you insane? The PTA???? Oh, poor C. Pooooooor C. Sigh. -- Luoodles, 22:13:06 07/31/01 Tue Joyce and the entire membership of the Blue Angels. -- Luoodles (You're welcome, Dollies!) Snark! ROTFLOLOL Please come back. The smallest motercycle...Mr. Squeaky...Hitting the Biker bars...ROTFLOLOLOLOL Please post some more. Tooo funny!, 09:05:52 08/01/01 Wed 
Finally he remembered, or so he thought... He clicked his heels together three times and said, "I'm a doofus!" Immediately he was transported to a mountain cabin. Across the room was Michy and she was closing fast.... -- Luoodles Oh my. Somebody get this thing back to the original story. PLEASE!!!!, 14:36:19 08/01/01 Wed 
-- Luoodles, 14:44:08 08/01/01 Wed Clap! Clap! Clap! Bravo! Clap! Clap! Clap! 
-- Luoodles once again impressed w/ C's abilities...., 15:16:47 08/01/01 Wed bus. -- Luoodles, 15:40:20 08/01/01 Wed I thought Michy and the Munchkins were in the theatre ready to go onstage???? Oh well. No matter...... Continuing... The bus pulled up to the theatre's back stage entrance and Michy and her diminutive group ran out and into the bldg amid the cheers of thousands of onlookers.... -- Luoodles trying, 17:08:21 08/01/01 Wed Just then, Pearl the Werehorse walked up, teethies barred and ready for her next victim. Suddenly Gunny ran up, stabbed Werehorse Pearl w/ a wooden spatula, and thus eliminated at least SOME of the confusion in future posts. Pearl the Werehorse was dead. NEVER to rise again. *D* *E* *A* *D* Completely. His task accomplished, Gunny dissappeared back into the crowd to await the concert. Everyone (especially Lu) heaved a loud sigh of relief. Meanwhile...... -- Luoodles, 17:35:25 08/01/01 Wed Michy and the Munchkins had made it on stage! They immediatly broke into there new hit single, "I'm a Shipper and It's O.K." Michy began to sing the tender lyrics, "Oh I'm a shipper and it's o.k./I like to watch/JAG all day./I iron all my clothes/and cook dinner, too!/Watchin' Harm and Mac/do the smootcherooooo!" The crowd went wild as they launched into the second verse, "Oh I'm a Shipper and It's o.k./I watch Lifeline/at least twice a day!/To Russia with Love/ and Embassy, too!/If they don't get together/I don't know what I'll do!" The crowd went insane, people were falling out onto the floor. As Michy launched into her third and final verse, there was a loud boom and the stage went black.... -- Luoodles (who is thinking of posting her masterpiece over on the other board! LOLOLOL!), 17:55:57 08/01/01 Wed ROTFLOL! Oh look! 
The Alien is back! -- Luoodles, 18:20:24 08/01/01 Wed ACTUALLY, it really WASN'T Pearl. Because we all know that Pearl the Werehorse is DEAD. The voice ACTUALLY came from...... -- Luoodles, 18:24:15 08/01/01 Wed When did she DIE???? Do you read my post? LOL! Gunny put a wooden spatula thru her heart and she was *D* *E* *A* *D* Remember? -- Luoodles (SHEESH), 19:13:55 08/01/01 Wed wanted her to experience her true shipper heart. I am actually Dali Squeaky Lama......Rodent Guru to the Stars -- Luoodles, 19:17:32 08/01/01 Wed A lightning bolt immediately came down from heaven, and that was the END of Mr. Squeaky! -- Luoodles, 19:29:37 08/01/01 Wed Marcobaba rode in on Pearl (who was a regular horse) and immediately began to levitate the..... -- Luoodles, 20:09:19 08/01/01 Wed WHOOPS! Tagging C.'s post... Tiner the....Fantastic Fan Dancer from Fantasia. -- Luoodles, 20:24:46 08/01/01 Wed THEN Marcobaba road in on Pearl the regular horse and began to levitate the.... I don't know.... Cart w/ the manager and his 7 assistants??? -- Luoodles, 20:26:26 08/01/01 Wed levitate the plumes on Fanciful Fan-Dancing Tiner. "Why that looks like a parrot - a Norweigan Blue!", came a voice from the wings (sorry, couldn't resist!). Shocked, Bud, Harriet, Pearl, Tiner, Michy, her Munchkins, the flying Monkeys, the manager & his 7 assistants, the audience, Mr. Squeeky's carcass and a little bitty Harley whirled around and shouted... -- Snark Hunter, who should be cleaning the house, the car and packing stuff but noooo... you guys had to be amusing!, 20:46:46 08/01/01 Wed He called Luoodles. -- Luoodles, 21:00:01 08/01/01 Wed "Saint Elizabeth's!" a voice answered on the other end. "Ummm...... Hello. May I speak w/ Lu, please," Bud stammered into the phone. "I'm sorry," the voice spoke back. "We only let her out of her padded cell every other Tuesday and NEVER during a full moon......" -- Luoodles, 21:02:31 08/01/01 Wed Bud hung up and dialed C. The same voice answered. "Ummm... may I speak w/ C, please?" Laughter filled the phone, "Oh my, no, dear. We never let HER talk w/ anyone. Why the last person she talked to was Luoodles, and look what happened to HER!" Bud hung up the phone. The only one left to call was...... -- Luoodles, 21:05:31 08/01/01 Wed "WHIIIIINNNYYY!!!!' WerePearl horse cried out with her last breath and well and truly died. SHe immediately DISINTEGRATED and her ashes blew away in the wind, NEVER TO BE PUT BACK TOGETHER. THE WEREHORSE PEARL WAS DEAD!!! Dead I tell you. Ahem.... Webb flippered over to theatre where he..... -- Luoodles, 23:10:13 08/01/01 Wed No! You interloper, you! LOLOLOLOL! -- Luoodles who will sure share w/ Cinders and fam!, 23:46:51 08/01/01 Wed Meanwhile back in the theater: The crowd is throwing rotten fruit and stale bread at the stage where total chaos reigns. Suddenly Tiner has an idea to appease the lynch crowd. He pulls some flying monkeys over and starts a rendition of the Beach Boys "Kokomo". The crowd quiets, as Tiner sings and the Flying Monkey Squadron pick up bongos and start playing. The crowd stands motionless as..... -- Serena--Someone pick up the ball and run with it!, 23:51:08 08/01/01 Wed Disregard my post above, please. -- Serena, 23:54:28 08/01/01 Wed No No No! It was great!!! Keep going!!! -- Luoodles, 23:57:58 08/01/01 Wed We just posted almost at the same time. Your's is funnier. COME BACK, Dingle! -- Luoodles, 23:58:59 08/01/01 Wed Suddenly Michy staggered up, gun in hand. "I can take it anymore! You people! You insane shipper people. You've not one logical brain cell between you! And w/ that she began shooting at Webb. Fortunatly the gun was loaded w/ Pez which Webb gleefully caught between his teeth. Michy threw the gun down in discust and went back into the crowd. Just then Pearl the regular horse and Tiner went on stage.... -- Luoodles ummmm have they already been on stage? Did Snark have Tiner on stage w/ his fans? I can't remember. Well, there back on again., 23:52:32 08/01/01 Wed Oh wait. Serena's was better. Let me revise this to work w/ hers. Ummm... Just then Michy staggered up....yadda yaddda yaddda...Michy threw the gun down in disgust and went back into the crowd. Tiner and the Monkeys shrugged and had begun a rendition of Good Vibrations when.... -- Luoodles, 23:56:49 08/01/01 Wed Suddenly one of the crazed monkeys turns on Tiner, swacking upside the head with spatula in hand. Tiner is trying to keep up with the song... -- Serena, 00:08:03 08/02/01 Thu Tiner keeps trying to fend the monkey off while running cross stage, off the stage, and into the orchestra pit with a resounding crash. The crowd boos, and starts throwing rotten fruit and stale bread at the stage again when someone else decided to take a crack at performing...... -- Serena--c'mon left this wide open., 00:18:56 08/02/01 Thu ROTFLOLOLOLOLOL! Oh my GOSH! Spew alert! LOLOLOLOL! -- Luoodles, 08:32:09 08/02/01 Thu Harm in his boxers! He came out to sing, "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You." As he sang, he was looking loving down into the crowd, staring at none other then.......(O.K. "I" really, REALLY want to put "MAC," but I don't want to ruin the non shipper's morning, so I'll let someone else fill in the blank. -- Luoodles I'm sorry. It was just crying out! I watched Webb of Lies day before yesterday and... well... you know., 08:35:53 08/02/01 Thu Ummm... that was supposed to say, "lovingLY." O.K. Continue... -- Luoodles, 08:37:22 08/02/01 Thu ROTFLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Oh my gosh! I am crying! LOLOLOLOL! -- Luoodles, 10:19:46 08/02/01 Thu Mr. Mattonie? LOL! No. No. No. We can't have that, now can we. Ummmm.... Well, OF COURSE, I want to say Mac, but.... Snark. You're on a roll. Who? -- Luoodles still truly amazed at how C. can bring things full circle, or at least semi-circle! LOL!, 10:24:41 08/02/01 Thu There in the back of the room stood none other than!......Tiner, dressed up as a woman for his next stage appearance. Apparently his disguise was so good that Harm had actually confused him for a woman. -- Serena--I can't think of an actual female to use., 10:51:28 08/02/01 Thu Mrs. Mattoni was so jealous she shed her face and became a completely different person from the ones we saw at both of the Admiral's parties. -- Serena, 10:53:26 08/02/01 Thu ROTFLOL Frances AND Serena! My gosh. Everyone took funny pills today! -- Luoodles, 11:07:56 08/02/01 Thu Katherine shook Michy awake, "Michelle! Wake up! We've got to leave NOW! They saw you w/ the Pez gun and they just found Mr. Squeaky dead in the isle! It's not looking good. Quick, come aboard my space ship and I'll get you out of here! We'll get you the best lawyers we can pay off errr... I mean buy... I mean...Just get in the ship!" With that Katherine shoved a dazed, glazed and generally p.o.'d Michy into her ship and sped off. Some of the Munchkins were able to grab hold, but soon fell to the ground in a Munchkin heap. Dorothy ran up and said..... -- Luoodles, 11:14:48 08/02/01 Thu The Munchkins kissed Dorothy? Ummm... o.k. Huh. THAT certainly puts a new twist on things. Who'd a thunk it! Dorothy had a thing for the Munchkins! Huh. O.K. Onward. -- Luoodles, 11:19:24 08/02/01 Thu Seeing this, Michy forced Katherine to buzz Dorothy and those cheating Munchkins. She leaned out the window, shaking her fist and yelled, "............ -- Luoodles, 11:23:01 08/02/01 Thu Those poor munchkins. It was like a scene out of a Godzilla movie with the munchkins running in all directions to get away from the monster sized people. "We are all finished" Said one munchkin, in his weird dubbed English/Japanese. -- Serena--taking this way off base., 11:38:44 08/02/01 Thu ...and yelled, "I'll get you for this, you stinking two timing Dwarves!" and threw a pair of red stripped stockings in their faces. -- Luoodles, well I am TRYING.. LOL! C!!! C!!! Where are you, child?, 12:27:54 08/02/01 Thu The space ship banked. It was coming back for another pass! One of the munchikins screamed out, his mouth moving in speach, but no sound could be heard. Eventually, just as everyone was about to give up on actually "hearing" anything, the sound came out. "Look out!" he exclaimed, his mouth continueing to move but again w/ no sound. They all looked up, just in time to ..... -- Luoodles, 11:58:36 08/02/01 Thu see Katherine trying to wrest the controls from Michy. "Ow! Heh! Get. Off. Oooooffff! Give me back my space ship! You're going to kill us both! Just then they both looked up in time to see they were about to collide w/ Tiner. There was a sickening THUD! and feathers went everywhere. Katherine and Michy looked blankly at each other and then started shrieking, "It's all your FAULT!" * "MY fault?!" YOU were the one that just HAD to buzz them ONE MORE TIME!" and so it went on as they zoomed out of sight and earshot. Meanwhile, the crowd below was searching for Tiner. Poor Pearl was in hysterics. -- Luoodles, 12:03:56 08/02/01 Thu "He's dead, Jim," Dr. McCoy said, and walked back into the crowd. Pearl was inconsolable. Without Tiner, she just didn't want to go on. She sadly left the auditorium, and hitching a ride on a tractor trailor was driven away. Harriet gasped as she only then saw the sign on the back of the truck. "ALPO." Harriet grabbed Bud's arm! "Bud! Bud!" she wailed. "Pearl is commiting SUICIDE! DO something!" Bud immediately..... -- Luoodles, 12:23:53 08/02/01 Thu Unfortunately he wasn't home. It was later discovered Michy had stopped by to pick him up on her way out of town. -- Luoodles, 12:56:21 08/02/01 Thu ... that included the "kick" line and the crowd went wild. Meanwhile, Pearl, Mrs Mattoni, Webb and a few Monkeys riding shotgun were suddenly accousted by the Michy and Katherine in their killer spaceship. Pearl spooked and before anyone could stop her, drove the entire rig off the edge of a cliff. Therefore eliminating a few more characters and hopefully subtracting a little confusion from future posts - that is unless a certain someone decides to bring them back again to make things more "complicated....." -- Luoodles, 12:54:57 08/02/01 Thu I'm thinking I am monkey meat if I don't extricate and redeem Michy from this mess. I haven't seen Katherine for awhile, so I'm safe from her for the time being... -- Neeeeerrrrrrvvvvvvvvoooooouuuuuuuuusssssss Lu, 12:58:01 08/02/01 Thu 
-- Luoodles ~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!, 13:36:51 08/02/01 Thu ROTFLOLOLOLOL Oh MYYYYYY! Depends? LOLOLOLO! Oh o.k. LOL Ahem... Just then the monkeys's caught sight of Harmy, the perfect homosapien. At that moment in time, they wished Darwin had been right, but knowing that Darwin was in fact at this moment REALLY wishing he had never come up w/ that little theory, they all shrugged their shoulders, mornfully sighed and walked away, NEVER TO RETURN again for ANY reason. -- Luoodles, 13:26:57 08/02/01 Thu 
-- ;/, 13:47:32 08/02/01 Thu O.K. But we are done w/ Mrs. Mattoni, Webb and at least TWO monkeys. How many do w/ have, anyway? -- Luoodles thinking who else we can kill off....., 13:17:46 08/02/01 Thu O.K. Anyway, I think I just got rid of them in a manner PETA would accept.... -- Luoodles, 13:29:04 08/02/01 Thu Meanwhile, Michy had somehow gotten her hands on the rest of the RR "script." Apparently she could see into the future... Anyway, she threw her hands in the air and said, "The heck w/ this lunacy. I'm outa here!" Grabbing Spock by the arm, they left for their mountain love nest..... -- Luoodles, 13:21:09 08/02/01 Thu Suze! LOL! It's Michy and the Munchkins, NOT Michy and the Monkeys! LOLOLOL! -- Luoodles, 22:39:17 08/02/01 Thu Mattress stuffer. But he looked up and toward him sauntered a beautiful woman in a black leather mini-skirt and fishnet stockings! What gorgeous legs! He could make her a star! This tall beauty swayed forward, asking" Where is the nearest gay bar, mate?I'm meeting my boss there." She/he said winsomely. Well, Chip was taken aback. If uyou can beat them(there are laws you know!) Maybe he should join them. So he said, 'Come with me..... -- Frances-I think this went straight(Oh, No) to R=ish rating-Someone help!, 06:49:48 08/03/01 Fri Ok- That should be 'can't beat them' -That tends to put a whole new slant to it! -- Frances-yes my mind is in the gutter! I freely admit it- SO!, 06:52:58 08/03/01 Fri Question: (And Lu, you decide if we don't agree!) Do you want to end this saga of Bud's adventure with the Pearls and call it a "chapter" and then start another "chapter" with a fresh start? Or just keep going until Bud dies (because let's face it, with us it's bound to happen)? Any opinions? The only reason I bring this up at all is that it is just getting so long, not that I want to stop! -- Archiver C, 16:40:37 08/03/01 Fri Suddenly Bud had a face was full of water. He wiped it from his eyes and was astounded to find himself in bed. Harriet stood over him w/ an empty pitcher. "Bud!" she said. I TOLD you eating pizza and pickels before bed would give you nightmares! THE END!!!!! -- Luoodles C. Let's stop here. We can always do another someother time. This one has gone on long enough, wouldn't you say. No chapters. Just THE END., 20:39:49 08/03/01 Fri Ummm... that should say, "Suddenly, Bud's face was full of water." -- Lu, 20:49:52 08/03/01 Fri 
-- Luoodles, 20:41:40 08/03/01 Fri Tah-Dah!!!!!!!! What a Masterpiece!!! -- Clap Clap everyone! C, 21:46:29 08/03/01 Fri |
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