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While we're waiting for C, I have a joke. What do you call it when you try to force feed a sheep "junk food?" (inside for answer) O.K. Here's another. A man was driving a load of rare Penquins to a zoo. Just outside the city limits where the zoo was located, his truck broke down. He was very upset and concerned for the Penquins. Finally someone else stopped and fortunately they were driving a truck. The penquin keeper told the truck drive he would pay him $500 if he would take the penquins to the zoo. The truck driver accepted, they loaded the penquins in the truck and off the driver went towards the zoo. Some hours later, the penquin keeper was still on the side of the road working on his truck when he looked up and saw the truck driver AND penquins about to pass him going the other way. The penquin keeper flagged down the truck driver and demanded to know what he was doing. "Didn't I pay you $500 to take these Penquins to the ZOO?!" he asked. "YES!" replied the truck driver. "And we had SO much fun, now we're going to the MOVIES!!!!" -- Luoodles, 20:31:18 08/18/01 Sat |
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