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Date Posted: 13:22:47 02/28/02 Thu
Author: LiJo
Subject: ROFLOLOLOL--this is hysterical!! Hubby is giving me odd looks again because I am cracking up in front of the computer once more. Keep it coming ladies!
In reply to: Katherine (Thanks for all the kind comments!) 's message, " PART TWO Inside" on 10:12:07 02/28/02 Thu


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~back live~

Lu: ~who has allowed Harm to go for a walk to regain feeling in his legs~: “We have an update on Admiral Chegwidden. He is just fine and Michy has taken him home to ummm...rest.”

Northstar: “Riiiiiiiiight.”

Lu: "Well that'swhatshetoldme! Frankly I don’t WANT to know what she did with him!!! Anyway, what are YOU doing here North?? Where’s Katherine?”

Northstar: “I’m temporarily taking over for her. Those bears from that maniacal commercial you contracted her for, chased her into the woods. Remember?”

Lu: “Oh yeah...Hope she’s alright...We now send you to the Speedskating event, hosted by PB and KrisL.”

KrisL: “So, did you order room service yet?”

PB: “No...these cheapskates aren’t picking up the tab.”

KrisL: "Oh...I thought Katherine said to bill everything to Lu?”

Lu: “Those idiots...IS there NO ONE HERE with a professional bone in their BODY? We're doing the...OLYMPICS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!

PB: “Oh...Hi Lu.”

Lu: “You're ON. THE. AIR!!!!!!!!”

KrisL: “We are???”

Lu ~trying to climb over announcer booth~: "That's IT!"

Northstar: ~attempting to restrain Lu~: “They're on the other side of the MOUNTAIN, you IDIOT!"

Lu: ~shaking her fist at the onscreen images of PB and KrisL~ "And don’t think I missed that part about me picking up the TAB, either! Bunch of stinking buzzards. I don't know how they expect me to work with these people. I want a raise. A big FAT one, and a new car, and...and.. some more of those blue pills...." ~voice trails off~

PB: “Yes.. well.. umm...We’re here at the GoFast Arena for the Speedskating event. Tonight’s race features Sturgis Turner against Bud Roberts.”

KrisL: “This should be a rout.”

Frances: “Oh...you people have NO faith! None whatsoever. No one ever sticks up for Bud! I am so tired of..."

Northstar: “Umm...can we get someone up here from the BLA to take care of Frances??? Uh, wait, no...bad choice. Those people are ALL insane.”

Lu: “I'll call somebody from the Harmyboard, they'll help.”

Northstar: “NO!!! No no no no no no NO NO NO NO!”

Lu: “What?”

~Northstar whispers something in Lu's ear~

~Lu turns a brighter shade O’ Lu~

~Northstar whispers some more~

Lu: “You are KIDDING me!”

Northstar: “Nope!”

Lu grinning: “What's their addy again?”

Northstar: “OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Look, is Chris still here dropping off fans from the JAG Asylum? Good. Chris? Can you come here, please? Yes. Thank you. Chris, gag Frances, please. Yes. Thanks. And get Lu out of here too."

Chris: "Uh uh."

Northstar: “Why NOT?”

Chris: "She's drooling and her eyes are all glazed. I think she's got the RABIES!”

Northstar: “No dear, it is the RABBIES, and I know the cure. Somebody get me Jennifer, NTS. Yes. That's right. Yes. From over on the Mac board.”

~Jennifer shows up with friends and a picture of Harm (with a slash through it) cross-stitched on her pocket~

Lu: “AAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGHHH!!! Help! Somebody call the Rose Garden! Somebody call the Rose Garden! Somebody call the Ro....”

~SWACK!~

Jennifer, NTS: “They met on the CURB, you DOLT! Now GET OFF THE STAGE! “

KrisL: “As we were saying...the race is about to begin.”

PB: “Roberts has the inside lane. He’s rounding the first turn.”

KrisL: “This is exciting folks. Turner has taken the lead on the second turn.”

PB: “Whoa—there’s a woman on the rink! Oh my GOSH—it’s...naaahhhh...can’t be...”

KrisL: “Yep—it’s her.”

PB: “Tammie????? What is she doing???”

KrisL: “It appears that she is chasing Turner!”

Tammie: “ I’m VICE PRESIDENT OF THE BLA—Pull over immediately!”

Turner: “What? I’m in the middle of...”

~OOOOOOOUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHH~

PB: “OH NO—Turner has gone crashing into the wall!!!”

KrisL: “I don’t believe it—this is the upset of upsets folks!”

PB: “Roberts has won the gold!”

~PB faints~

KrisL: “Oh my GOSH! The BLA are RIOTING! They've...they're...they're DISMANTALING the ICERINK! They've gone BRESERK!!!!!”

Northstar: " I told you those BLA people were all insane...Sigh...Anyway, we’ll be right back after this short message, already in progress.”

~Commercial 4~

“...Just remember...they have WINGS....”

Katherine: ~looking mortified, flies away on cable whilst dialing cell phone~ “Hello...Rose Garden? I need to speak with Kathy...She’s my agent...Yes...I’ll hold..."


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