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Date Posted: 15:51:32 07/30/01 Mon
Author: Luoodles
Subject: Only then did he realize his mother-in-law was still in the hallway. She was returning from walking Mr. Squeaky, her pet rat. "Oh, darn," he shrugged, snapping his fingers. He walked away, clicking his heels in the air.
In reply to: C 's message, "She let out a whinnied howl. A disturbed neighbor opened his door as far as the chain would allow. He quickly slammed it shut and 4 clicks could be heard as the deadbolts were latched." on 12:43:47 07/30/01 Mon


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[> [> [> Suddenly he heard a huge commotion in the hallway. Screeming and shreaking and pounding followed by a loud "SWACK!" Then footsteps approached his door and he watched in horror as ever so slowly one, two, three, and the final forth bolt was unlocked. The door creaked open and in walked... his mother-in-law, her hat on sideways. In her arms was a now white Mr. Squeaky. "If I've told those Roberts people once," she hissed, "I've told them a thousand times! NO PETS LARGER THEN A BREAD BASKET ALLOWED!!!!!!!" She dusted her hands off and stomped off to her bedroom. The man peered out into the hallway. There lay "Pearl." Four feet straight in the air, eyes crossed w/ little "x's" and an umbrella shaped around her forehead. -- Luoodles, 16:33:29 07/30/01 Mon


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[> [> [> [> Luckily for Pearl she had the uncanny ability to recover from accidents quickly. -- C who posted just a tad to late and continued the story below....., 16:44:47 07/30/01 Mon


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[> [> [> [> Pearl, the werehorse, slowly shook herself awake, disentangled herself from the umbrella, bared her huge teeth and headed for the exit of the condo. -- PB, well I had to get her awake for that next post where she heads out of the building!, 16:45:31 07/30/01 Mon


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[> [> [> [> [> (I like yours better, C) -- PB, 16:46:42 07/30/01 Mon


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