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Date Posted: 12:43:40 08/02/01 Thu
Author: C who has a relative work for ALPO. It is just not possible to bring this story back to the land of the even semi sane.
Subject: jumped into the red wagon and started to push with his feet. "That's funny, this always works for the Flintstones." Harriet heaved a sigh of frustration and summoned the monkeys. They flew after Pearl, the plain horse, and caught up with her. As it turns out she was NOT trying to commit suicide, but she had seen Mrs. mattoni (please tell me she's not dead--I kind of glazed over the last few posts) in the driver's seat. She was following her because she had seen mrs. Mattoni kidnap Webb (is he dead?) and she was envious of Webb's wonderful green flippers. They stopped the truck, rescued Webb, and then the monkeys went and chased the space ship out of town, never to be heard from again. Back at the theater the crowd was enjoying the latest offering from marcobaba and his harem. They did the number....
In reply to: Luoodles 's message, "see Katherine trying to wrest the controls from Michy. "Ow! Heh! Get. Off. Oooooffff! Give me back my space ship! You're going to kill us both! Just then they both looked up in time to see they were about to collide w/ Tiner. There was a sickening THUD! and feathers went everywhere. Katherine and Michy looked blankly at each other and then started shrieking, "It's all your FAULT!" * "MY fault?!" YOU were the one that just HAD to buzz them ONE MORE TIME!" and so it went on as they zoomed out of sight and earshot. Meanwhile, the crowd below was searching for Tiner. Poor Pearl was in hysterics." on 12:03:56 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> ... that included the "kick" line and the crowd went wild. Meanwhile, Pearl, Mrs Mattoni, Webb and a few Monkeys riding shotgun were suddenly accousted by the Michy and Katherine in their killer spaceship. Pearl spooked and before anyone could stop her, drove the entire rig off the edge of a cliff. Therefore eliminating a few more characters and hopefully subtracting a little confusion from future posts - that is unless a certain someone decides to bring them back again to make things more "complicated....." -- Luoodles, 12:54:57 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> I'm thinking I am monkey meat if I don't extricate and redeem Michy from this mess. I haven't seen Katherine for awhile, so I'm safe from her for the time being... -- Neeeeerrrrrrvvvvvvvvoooooouuuuuuuuusssssss Lu, 12:58:01 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> Oh, and I hope you are looking in the mirror and not referring to *me*. I am NEVER complicated. -- C is for well....complicated...., 13:11:01 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> [> -- Luoodles ~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!, 13:36:51 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> Just then the next act came out it was the Blue Angels. they were singing their hit song [copying Michy]: "I'm a Blue Angel and It's all right" "i'm a blue angel and it's all right/ for my harmy I'll put up a fight/ There are 18 others thats a fact/ we've made a vow, we've made a pact/// I'm a blue angel and it's all right/ I'll fight for Harmy day and night/ I'll fight threw the very ends/ even when I'm wearin' depends/// I'm a blue angel and it's all right/ I'm puttin' Harmy in pants so tight/ If I don't get Harmy, don't know what i'll do/ better stop now for this song is turning blue...." Just then the monkey... -- Cinders, 13:19:57 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> [> ROTFLOLOLOLOL Oh MYYYYYY! Depends? LOLOLOLO! Oh o.k. LOL Ahem... Just then the monkeys's caught sight of Harmy, the perfect homosapien. At that moment in time, they wished Darwin had been right, but knowing that Darwin was in fact at this moment REALLY wishing he had never come up w/ that little theory, they all shrugged their shoulders, mornfully sighed and walked away, NEVER TO RETURN again for ANY reason. -- Luoodles, 13:26:57 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> [> [> -- ;/, 13:47:32 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> But you can't kill Pearl! She's the only "normal" character we have. Granted, she thought she was in love with Tiner....but well, I guess we can overlook that. So....Luckily before Pearl drove the rig over the cliff she jumped out the driver's seat and raced back toward the theater, not wanting to miss Marcobaba and his dancing ladies! -- C, 13:13:41 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> O.K. But we are done w/ Mrs. Mattoni, Webb and at least TWO monkeys. How many do w/ have, anyway? -- Luoodles thinking who else we can kill off....., 13:17:46 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> [> Feeling violent today Lu? Well, we had enough to stretch three blocks--so how bout a dozen--they're kind of large. -- C, 13:22:44 08/02/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> [> [> O.K. Anyway, I think I just got rid of them in a manner PETA would accept.... -- Luoodles, 13:29:04 08/02/01 Thu


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