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Date Posted: 00:04:17 10/19/02 Sat
Author: Lu.. Well MY LANDS! ROTFLOLLOL!!! Oh my... Sweetie... No. PL did not have his leg amputated. It's just make believe. Forgive old Lu's joshin' but.. it was just too hard to resist. Tuoodles!
Subject: PL being the consumate professional opted for surgery. HOWEVER, he DID have the foresight to keep it in a pickle jar and will be sure to have it sewn back on for future projects.
In reply to: wendy 's message, "buds amputation" on 23:52:10 10/12/02 Sat


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[> [> Must you cause trouble *everywhere* you go??? >sigh< Wendy, Patrick is just fine. It's just awesome acting and great editing. -- Katherine, 17:31:04 10/23/02 Wed


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[> [> [> Philbert made me post that, Katherine. I TOLD her it wasn't nice.. but.. well.. you know how Philbert can be. -- Luoodles WHAT?!, 21:06:12 10/23/02 Wed


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[> [> [> [> Now wait a minute! LOL! I had read the PL being a consumate professional post a while back but hadn't revisited it. Must I keep a watch on you always? Rotflwsmh -- PB, thats rolling on the floor laughing while shaking my head--it's a bit tricky because you tend to aspirate spit while doing it, 01:53:07 10/31/02 Thu


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[> [> [> [> [> Well.. probably. Yes. I HAVE been told in the past I need watching. -- Tuoodles!!!!! Luoodles!, 13:25:47 11/06/02 Wed


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[> [> [> [> Re: Philbert made me post that, Katherine. I TOLD her it wasn't nice.. but.. well.. you know how Philbert can be. -- charley, 15:26:39 11/07/03 Fri

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