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Subject: 基本法 ---很有趣


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路人
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Date Posted: 12:33:32 05/11/04 Tue

維園阿伯到理髮店理髮,老闆問他要剪甚麼髮型。
阿伯說︰我要剪「基本髮」。
老闆︰那你找哪個師傅?
阿伯︰我一定要年紀大的跟我剪髮,因為人「大」才能「識髮」,年紀太小的「小人」不能識髮。
老闆︰還有甚麼要求?
阿伯︰有。第二十三條頭髮不能修改;四十五條需要關注一下;二十二條和二十四條已經改過,不能再動。
老闆︰那麼鬍子要不要刮?
阿伯︰當然要,那是我的附件,附件第二條和第七條生得不好看,這次順手也修一修它吧。
老闆︰剪這個「基本髮」價錢比一般貴四倍。
阿伯︰為甚麼貴四倍?
老闆︰因為剪「基本髮」難度很高,我們要多請四個「護髮」大師回來看看,保護你的髮。

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