Re: dori's Crocagammos -- The Word Was God

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Date Posted: 03:23:32 07/31/02 Wed
Author: Sola
Author Host/IP: 66.139.227.142
Subject: Re: dori's Crocagammos
In reply to: Mondo 's message, "What is a" on 23:46:10 07/30/02 Tue

Dori was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana with Charlie, where she tried to buy some Alligator shoes to compete with Sola�s Ferragamos. However she was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a low price level, she ended up shouting "I don't give two hooters for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".

So dori went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' she thought. Just at that point she noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several gators were already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon dori exclaimed "Darn! That one doesn't have any shoes either!".

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Replies:

Re: Poor Sola/Dolly -- dori, 09:35:47 07/31/02 Wed
- Re: Good Morning dori! -- Sola, 09:46:40 07/31/02 Wed
  - Re: Good Morning Sola/Dolly! -- dori, 09:52:44 07/31/02 Wed
  - Aw, how's the Yorkie this morning ? -- Mondo, 09:53:05 07/31/02 Wed
    - Re: Awww.... -- dori, 09:59:57 07/31/02 Wed
      - My #2 pup had surgery -- Mondo, 10:05:25 07/31/02 Wed
        Aha! -- dori, 10:38:24 07/31/02 Wed
    - Re: That Was Then This Is Now........LOL THAT's a Yorkie! -- Sola, 10:14:52 07/31/02 Wed
      - Thanks for the info -- Mondo, 10:29:38 07/31/02 Wed
        Re: Thanks for the info -- dori, 10:47:16 07/31/02 Wed
        Hmmm, you might be interested in this .. -- Mondo, 10:53:39 07/31/02 Wed
        Re: Hee Hee -- dori, 10:59:11 07/31/02 Wed
        Re: Col. Mondus.. & Happy Feet -- Private Sola, 12:17:28 07/31/02 Wed
        Gee, if you knew how to spell monocle -- Mondo, 12:22:26 07/31/02 Wed
        Re: Mondo It was Moi -- Sola, 12:30:08 07/31/02 Wed
        Sola -- Charlie, 13:25:33 07/31/02 Wed
        Mondo, dori is at home making chitchat, but when the conversation turns to anything of substance -- SAK-47, 13:20:46 07/31/02 Wed
        Re: Sak: I Bet dori and WOG WILL BECOME SOUL MATES (NT) -- Wry Sola, 15:06:38 07/31/02 Wed
        gotta disagree on that one dear one, Mondo isn't stupid -- SAK-47, 16:12:18 07/31/02 Wed
        Re: dori's Ferragamo shot -- Sola, 02:39:38 08/02/02 Fri
        Re: Mondus Thanks for the Waltz! Hi to the Kids & Mrs. Mondus. -- Sola Power, 11:18:43 07/31/02 Wed
        For the Record -- dori, 11:39:28 07/31/02 Wed
        Re: For the Record No Names Were Mentioned Dori _ Feel GUILTY? -- Sola, 12:38:26 07/31/02 Wed