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Date Posted: 16:34:14 06/14/13 Fri
Author: B4
Subject: Another favourite

Here's another of my favourites

Wullie and his wife Maggie went to Niagara Falls every year, And every year Wullie would say, 'Maggie ,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' ; Maggie always replied, 'I know Wullie,but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Maggie and Wullie went back to the Falls and Wullie said, Maggie, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Maggie replied, Wullie that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Wullie and Maggie agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Wullie and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Wullie replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Maggie fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!

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Re: Another favourite -- Margaret/U.S.A. (Goebel), 12:51:26 06/20/13 Thu
And another one -- B4, 03:55:37 06/23/13 Sun
- Re: And another one -- Margaret/U.S.A., 13:29:20 06/24/13 Mon