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Date Posted: 10/07/07 5:01pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Goat Tragedy
In reply to:
Leonardo Murgatroyd
's message,
"Re: Goat Tragedy" on
10/07/07 3:28pm
Leonardo,
This is indeed distressing news; the diabolical Ding may have already acted against our interests. I have been trying to reach Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. by shortwave since hearing Roger and Fredo were in Ding’s “care”.
I fear that their or my wireless set has failed but there is no way to tell for sure, I don’t think I could find a tradesman able to effect repairs. The sets are probably from the 1950’s with Cyrillic lettering and a few dials, even when working correctly the squeals and static make it difficult to understand more than a few words. I have my secretary broadcasting at fifteen minute intervals requesting their return, perhaps they can hear her and will return under cover of darkness.
Stop by my office later, I still have several handguns left over from the end of year clearance which would prove invaluable should the Surrey Triad make an appearance at your doorstep. In the meantime keep up your correspondences with Ding lest he become suspicious. I am trying to get my associate Anthony Kneebreaker to pay Ding a visit, but he is understandably reluctant to go it alone.
I had hoped by now MFCC and/or Kind and Caring Problem Solvers would have contacted me. They are probably basking on some tropical island with the ill gotten wealth from dry powdered silica sales. Probably convinced the natives by now that dry powdered silica was a better currency than pound notes or euros too.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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Re: Goat Tragedy -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Mevagissey, It's the Goats),
11/07/07 9:39am
Leonardo,
Good news my secretary has made contact (if you can call it that) with Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. by shortwave. Seems the boys had neglected to bring any spare petrol with them and have been floating about for days, amid the squealing and howling I was able to make out they were in the process of extracting oil from a whale and should be ashore by morning if the distilling process goes as planned. Pankracije has a knack for improvising, so I feel confident they will soon be able to rescue Roger and Fredo from Ding. If you wish to join them in the effort they can pick you up in the Morris Minor they employ for their stealth missions.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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