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Date Posted: 11/07/07 9:39am
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Mevagissey, It's the Goats)
Subject: Re: Goat Tragedy
In reply to: Leonardo Murgatroyd 's message, "Re: Goat Tragedy" on 10/07/07 3:28pm

Leonardo,

Good news my secretary has made contact (if you can call it that) with Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. by shortwave. Seems the boys had neglected to bring any spare petrol with them and have been floating about for days, amid the squealing and howling I was able to make out they were in the process of extracting oil from a whale and should be ashore by morning if the distilling process goes as planned. Pankracije has a knack for improvising, so I feel confident they will soon be able to rescue Roger and Fredo from Ding. If you wish to join them in the effort they can pick you up in the Morris Minor they employ for their stealth missions.


Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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