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Date Posted: 28/08/08 8:19pm
Author: Dinsdale Blenkinsop and Partners
Subject: Re: Mobile Zit Removal Service
In reply to:
Arthur Oncpe
's message,
"Mobile Zit Removal Service" on
28/08/08 12:37pm
Mr Oncpe
I will be very brief and to the point if I may.
There are a lot of very unscrupulous characters frequenting this board one or two of which that act under the guise of bogus law firms.
I can`t go into detail but you will no doubt receive a paltry offer for your new service, which I might add is`nt unique but it is indeed an interesting proposition.
I will be blunt with you Onspe. Would you accept £25 cash for the sole rights to your Mobile Zit Removal Service To End All Mobile Zit Removal Services?
We are talking hard cash here. £25 is`nt to be sniffed at
and I must insist that you respond in the affirmative otherwise my offer will be withdrawn immediately.
Kind regards and without prejudice
Dinsdale Blenkinsop and Partners. Solicitors and Commissioners for Oaths and legalised thieves.
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Re: Mobile Zit Removal Service -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.,
29/08/08 11:56pm
My Good Sir, Arthur Oncpe
CEO The Mobile Zit Removal Service To End All Mobile Zit Removal Services.
I noticed the reply to your franchise offering from one Dinsdale Blenkinsop and Partners, no offence to Dinsdale and his associates (some of whom are former employees of mine who suddenly left during a weekend training exercise in teamwork & trust building after the unfortunate hand grenade accident). I must caution you to have both Lefty and Knuckles heavily armed should you go forward with accepting his offer of £25 cash for your service.
I have discussed this at length with my associates Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall and we are prepared to not only offer the tidy sum of £50 cash but also make you the Chief Executive Officer of our cappuccino froth works. Our other associate Hamidi Azzizi (The Famous Sausage Maker), has expressed interest in the mutilated corpse or two being disposed of as the authorities have confiscated all his traps and have been patrolling the underground stations where he used to get his ingredients.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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