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Date Posted: 29/08/08 11:56pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Mobile Zit Removal Service
In reply to: Arthur Oncpe 's message, "Mobile Zit Removal Service" on 28/08/08 12:37pm

My Good Sir, Arthur Oncpe
CEO The Mobile Zit Removal Service To End All Mobile Zit Removal Services.

I noticed the reply to your franchise offering from one Dinsdale Blenkinsop and Partners, no offence to Dinsdale and his associates (some of whom are former employees of mine who suddenly left during a weekend training exercise in teamwork & trust building after the unfortunate hand grenade accident). I must caution you to have both Lefty and Knuckles heavily armed should you go forward with accepting his offer of £25 cash for your service.

I have discussed this at length with my associates Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall and we are prepared to not only offer the tidy sum of £50 cash but also make you the Chief Executive Officer of our cappuccino froth works. Our other associate Hamidi Azzizi (The Famous Sausage Maker), has expressed interest in the mutilated corpse or two being disposed of as the authorities have confiscated all his traps and have been patrolling the underground stations where he used to get his ingredients.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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