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Date Posted: 12/10/09 9:37pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Clearing the dust out
In reply to: Meat Free Chicken Casserole 's message, "Clearing the dust out" on 4/10/09 11:37am

My Good MFCC,

I have just received an urgent telegram from Hong Kong, seems the factory that made the Jimble-Jammer and the KZ-4X have discovered a warehouse full of unfinished products. According to them the radio-isotopes were never installed nor was either IC-14 or IC-41 (although they were a bit vague as to which one or both). It seems that without these components the products meet or exceed the EU RoHS compliance for domestic appliances effective through 2018 and they would be more than willing to imprint that on the boxes along with whatever other cirtifications.

As I am as they say a bit short on cash I thought you may want to pay the shipping fees. Of course there would be no duty fees or VAT provided they were delivered at the proper time when inspectors were not around to interfere with the unloading.

With the Christmas season aproaching the timing is perfect and I have a connection with the Indian & Pakistani shopkeepers who would be more than happy to market them.

Just imagine the joy when the recipiant reads the directions and realizes that they no longer need to butter their toast, or even toast it, marmalade automaticly deposited by sophisticated microprocessor control and their tea made while they sleep!

Please reply ASAP as there was some talk of towing the whole lot out to sea and sinking it if araingments were not made by Tuesday next.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

>It is bloody quiet around here!
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>What you have lot got to say for yourself.
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>Hopeless!
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>Where is the Minister for Domestic Munitions?
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>I've got a malfunctioning nuclear powered potato
>peeler and I don't know what to do with it.
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>MFCC

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