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Date Posted: 5/08/06 10:45pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. ("Better than an adjournment")
Subject: Re: Distributors sought : Panexa
In reply to: Meat Free Chicken Casserole 's message, "Distributors sought : Panexa" on 5/08/06 11:59am

MFCC,

I must commend you on your business acumen, this Panexa is indeed wonderful stuff. Why just yesterday I had a client who was being subpoenaed and with just five tablets taken before he entered the court and addressed the magistrate as Cap’n and told him how much like a Tootsie Roll he looked, it was less than five minutes before he was committed for observation. It surly has saved my plans for the weekend, all that contempt of court mumbo jumbo would have ruined my entire weekend.

My hat is off to MERD PHARMACEUTICALS, they saw a loophole and filled it with such a wonderful drug. I am sure our firm and associates will find a use for this wonder drug. Just imagine a wittiness for the prosecution, unable to testify or even the prosecutor calling everyone Cap’n and a mistrial being declared.

I would like to order at least 20,000 tablets to be delivered to the usual place by midnight. Payment by usual means.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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