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Date Posted: 11/08/06 7:08pm
Author: Harold Obenhouser (Please call me Arnie)
Subject: Re: Computer start up problems
In reply to: Rolf Hook 's message, "Re: Computer start up problems" on 11/08/06 5:23pm

Rolf,

How fascinating, I had no idea you were also a goat herder like myself. I have a herd of Myotonic goats, these please me very much and when I get bored I just sneak up behind them and clap my hands. Flop they all go down and twitch on the ground.

What breed of goats do you herd?

Harold Obenhouser

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Computer start up problems -- Rolf Hook, 11/08/06 7:41pm

Harold
It is indeed a very small world. I`ve been farming a very obscure breed of goat called "Pygmy Robustus."
As the name suggests the pygmy robustus is a very hardy animal and can be left out in all weathers and in fact revels in high level hurricane weather storm force 9.

Because the little beauties are so tiny (average adult stands at 2.6 goat-hands at the shoulder) they have the ability to hide in rock crevesses and other nooks and crannies that other goats would`nt be able to even get their
goatee beards into:-).

The pygmy robustus is a great delacassy in Mevagissey where the locals can quite often be seen munching to their hearts delight on the poor little devils. Obversley, because of their devil-like features and horned-heads, the goats in question are considered as being merchants of doom by the people of Papa New Guinee and are beaten with giant leaves of the cocoplopper tree until they are banished from their villages.

Are Myotonic goats very tall?

Regards
Rolf

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Computer start up problems -- Harold Obenhouser (Please call me Arnie), 11/08/06 8:44pm

Rolf,

Small world indeed, I have been researching Pygmy Robustus for quite some time now. I thought that a cross between my Myotonic goats and Pygmy Robustus would provide a lap sized goat that fainted often, was hated by the people of Papa New Guinea and was also good sport for beatings with giant leaves of the cocoplopper tree would be a huge success. In addition your news of the Mevagissey having such an appetite for said goats, what could be better than a breed that would fall down and make catching them easier.

As all I have at this moment are doe’s (the bucks succumbed to a lorry last week) I was wondering if you could perhaps "milk" some of your bucks, pack it in dry ice and send it round? I would of course be willing to let you have half of the kids from this enterprise and we could pick up a good chunk of money after they are fattened up.

Harold Obenhouser

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Computer start up problems -- Rolf Hook, 13/08/06 6:22pm

Harold,

I do apologise for the delay in getting back to you but my mother-in-law blew a gasket yesterday evening and we had to call out the alternative AA.

I was very interested to hear that you have been doing research into pygmy robustus and would be pleased to know your findings?

What a wonderful idea, to cross Myotonic goats and Pygmy Robustus. I have an excellent sire in mind, Trevor has already covered 96 pygmy robustus mares and to date in total we have 345 little ones. I can supply stilts with Trevor if required and also the relevant extra strength goat viagra.
I`ve tried it myself (purely for research purposes you will understand) and the wife, her sisters, and mother-in-law would be testemant to the fact that I was up all night!

The wife has offered to knit woolly jerkins for the offspring, so that when they stumble over, their injuries will be kept to a bare minimum. Please see below some ideas I would like to put forward as suitable names for this superb new breed of goat.

(1)
Pygmy Myotonic (obvious but holds a certain charm)
(2)
Titchy Twithchy (my favourite:-)
(3)
Mevagissey Squealer
(4)
Mevagissey Munchbreak
(5)
Mevagissey Turkey
(6)
Little Big Horn

Please let me know if you think any of the above names are worthy or even better if you have any suggestions yourself I would be very interested to learn more.

Regards
Rolf Hook

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Computer start up problems -- Harold Obenhouser, 13/08/06 8:07pm

Rolf,

Sorry to hear about your Mum-in-law, mine is a teetotaler however she does get into the opium from time to time and it causes some problems. Your Trevor sounds like just the answer to sire my doe’s. I really didn’t know there was a goat viagra and extra strength at that.

I would think it may be dangerous to have Trevor on stilts however, as in his excitement I would fear for his safety. Perhaps we could arrange a little step stool if necessary or dig a shallow trench to lead the doe’s through. The name Titchy Twithchy is fine with me although Mevagissey Munchbreak also has a ring to it.

I don’t know if you saw the advert for goats wanted posted, as it would be too late now to breed my doe’s in time for October’s event you may want to contact them and sell some of yours. I suppose you might somehow blind them and fetch a better price.

Tell your wife the idea for woolly jerkins is ideal, looking forward to Trevor’s visit and launching the new breed.


Harold Obenhouser

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