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Date Posted: 21/08/06 1:00pm
Author: Dr. Blindas Bat (Optician)
Subject: Re: News Report (Healthy Lifestyle)
In reply to: Mortimer Crumbcake 's message, "Re: News Report (Healthy Lifestyle)" on 20/08/06 10:59am


Mortimer,

Panexa certainly looks promising. I note the advisory "Ask your doctor for a reason to take it". Well I'm a doctor and I can't think of a reason. Will the manufacturer of Panexa be supplying software to provide reasons for doctor's to use?

I am currently supplying it to patients under the pretense of trying to fix "binocular vision", which is actually the normal state of human vision. Some patients are starting to get a bit suspicious, so I am having to fall back on the old "neuroplaceboplexy".

So any software to help generate reasons to take Panexa would be helpful.

Yours

Dr Bat

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[> [> [> [> Re: News Report (Healthy Lifestyle) -- Mortimer Crumbcake (Panexa™, It's not just for breakfast anymore!), 22/08/06 6:03am

My Good Dr. Bat,

May I call you Blindas? Well it certainly is a coincidence our R&D department just released "Prescribing Reasons 6.0" for Windows and Mac. You simply enter some information on the patient such as name, credit card numbers and a few other needed bits and in a flash it connects with our secure servers in Nigeria, logs the information and returns a reason to take Panexa™. I’ll drop off a complementary copy while I am there with some free samples.

So there really is no reason to use neuroplaceboplexy as a reason for prescribing Panexa™. In the meantime I don’t see any problem with using "binocular vision", as a reason for prescribing Panexa™. Every study to date has indicated blurred vision or even blindness results in over 99.99991% of patients taking Panexa™.


Sincerely,

Mortimer Crumbcake

Senior Sales Representative
MERD Pharmaceutical Group.
"Third World Sales Our Specialty"


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