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Date Posted: 22/08/06 11:41am
Author: Dr. Bobbly Whatsit (upstanding member)
Subject: Re: Microsoft


Let me tackle this -

"hello guys"

greeting, gender specific

"good day"

positive, period of time

The conclusion is obvious and the line of thinking is clear. Microsoft intends to take over the world by use of ferocious genetically modified, 10m tall bananas.

I exhort fellow forum participants to draw out this line of thinking so we can better understand this coded message.

Dr. Bobbly Whatsit

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[> [> Re: Microsoft -- Leeroy Brown (disfunctioning member), 22/08/06 11:47am

Dr Whatsit,

I wholeheartedly concur. Just the other day I was out flying when I noticed a secret testing ground covered in large yellow objects. They were terrifying, and were contained only by a large monkey, who rounded them up, lips a smacking.

This is clearly the result of a deal with aliens. They would have traded this technology for a planet wide licence to Windows XP, professional version, and perhaps some Office licences.

Our only hope now is that a BSOD will cause a planetwide implosion.

Leeroy Brown


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