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Date Posted: 22/08/06 6:03am
Author: Mortimer Crumbcake (Panexa™, It's not just for breakfast anymore!)
Subject: Re: News Report (Healthy Lifestyle)
In reply to: Dr. Blindas Bat (Optician) 's message, "Re: News Report (Healthy Lifestyle)" on 21/08/06 1:00pm

My Good Dr. Bat,

May I call you Blindas? Well it certainly is a coincidence our R&D department just released "Prescribing Reasons 6.0" for Windows and Mac. You simply enter some information on the patient such as name, credit card numbers and a few other needed bits and in a flash it connects with our secure servers in Nigeria, logs the information and returns a reason to take Panexa™. I’ll drop off a complementary copy while I am there with some free samples.

So there really is no reason to use neuroplaceboplexy as a reason for prescribing Panexa™. In the meantime I don’t see any problem with using "binocular vision", as a reason for prescribing Panexa™. Every study to date has indicated blurred vision or even blindness results in over 99.99991% of patients taking Panexa™.


Sincerely,

Mortimer Crumbcake

Senior Sales Representative
MERD Pharmaceutical Group.
"Third World Sales Our Specialty"

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