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Date Posted: 26/08/06 7:38pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Sale on Last Will and Testaments)
Subject: Re: KZ-4X
In reply to:
Meat Free Chicken Casserole
's message,
"Re: KZ-4X" on
26/08/06 4:42pm
MFCC,
Thank you for joining the Class Action against Bedbeger International, Professor Barnswallow et all.
I must caution you however that simply not putting petrol in the "KZ-4X" will not impede it’s operation. It seems the R&D department at Bedbeger International incorporated some technology in anticipation of this. Firstly once the unit is fueled and started it charges a bank of batteries capable of operating the unit for over three years. Should that system fail there is a double redundant backup which can either power the unit by solar power or simply body heat. Tests at an independent lab confirmed that even a creature such as a mouse could provide power for days.
I would suggest you immediately wrap the KZ-4X in aluminum foil to block all solar and IR rays. That is unless you have activated the "untangle stretch wrap" function, if you have done this the KZ-4X will snatch the roll of foil and smooth out any folds.
Unfortunately the fading image of a smug expression on its display is a clear indication the KZ-4X is fully charged and may have already activated "Survival Mode" in which case you may need to burn down your residence.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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